“Zooey Deschanel got secretly married & gave birth to a baby girl” links

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Zooey Deschanel got secretly married to her baby-daddy and she gave birth to a baby girl last week in Austin, Texas. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kim Richards was arrested for allegedly shoplifting from Target. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Dear Kendall Jenner: these jeans are much too tight. [Popoholic]
I love this video of a cop rescuing a skunk! [Dlisted]
A giant Minion went through a rampage in Dublin this weekend. [Starcasm]
I’m sorry, the Zoolander II trailer is so dumb. [OMG Blog]
Here’s a blind item reveal about Gavin & Gwen. [CDAN]
Rihanna always has the best time at Carnival. [Jezebel]
Kim Kardashian might pose nude while pregnant. Of course. [ICYDK]
Sen. Elizabeth Warren was on point on the floor of the Senate. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan is forever thirsty. [Seriously OMG WTF]

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  1. dr mantis toboggan says:

    As much as i am looking forward to hearing this bespoke, artisanal name I bet it will be something boring like Edith or Mabel

    • Nikki L. says:

      +1. Her twee-ness ceased to be cute a long time ago.

    • Norman Bates' Mother says:

      I’m expecting Amelia, Eveline or Rosaline, Lilyanne, anything flowery/romantic. I’d be very surprised to hear anything super weird from her.

      ETA: I just read that Julian Schnabel has a son named Shooter. Shooter! It’s even worse than Pilot Inspektor. And Billy Burke’s daughter is called Bluesy. Those people. I’ll take Mabel or Edith any day over these nonsensical jokes of names.

      • Esmom says:

        I know a couple who had a son named Rocket. Not even celebs. 🙂

        I agree that old fashioned names that the hipsters seem to favor are ok.

      • aims says:

        I have some friends who are artists , they named their son Color!!

      • Livealot says:

        Sorry but “color” by far is one of the worst names. I like “rocket” and have a friend who might name their daughter “storm”. I’m surprised i like it so much.

      • elle says:

        In my hometown, there’s a prominent family with names that go bang…. Boom-Boom, Dynamite and Cannon (the first 2 are likely nicknames – I hope – but Cannon is a given name).

        Waylon Jennings’ son is Shooter as well.

    • belle de jour says:

      I’m hoping for Ukulele.

  2. meme says:

    they’re going to need a W I D E lens to shoot Kimmode’s pregnant ass.

    • Nemesis says:

      I knew a couple who had a boy named Rocket too! It was her maiden name and her brother died in a freak accident (hence wouldn’t carry on the family name) so I thought it was cute.

  3. Astrid says:

    Even though Zoe is a little too “twee” for my taste, I appreciate that’s she’s kept it all on the down low and not giving us mothering advice and drama.

    • Kaiser says:

      I really think this guy f–ked the twee out of her, no joke. As soon as she got with him, she grew up in a hurry.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Bet you’re right. I’ve never met a man who liked twee.

      • QQ says:

        Bwahahahahah The Thought of her Ovarying up to Womanhood after getting the dust knocked off and some torrid Sex is HILARIOUS to Me… the fact her Bangs Trauma fringe disappeared Lends credence to this theory

      • Camille (the Original) says:

        QQ – well said lol, its amusing to me too hehe.

      • Mimz says:

        Kaiser… LOL
        He definity “shoved” some grown up “wisdom” into her life. Hahaha i’m so ashamed to say that but I totally agree with you.
        And you too QQ. And GNAT.

      • distended says:

        You never met a man who likes twee? That’s three quarters of the men under the 30, really.

  4. Tash says:

    Sen. Warren, why don’t you run for the president?

    • Daria Morgendorffer says:

      +1. I read somewhere it’s because she feels that she can do more good in the senate. I’d love to have her run. I’m unenthused about all of the candidates so far.

  5. Esmom says:

    She doesn’t look like herself unless she has bangs.

  6. Katenotkatie says:

    Aww congrats to Zooey and her new husband. I’ve always been a fan of hers, despite the twee backlash.

  7. mj says:

    nobody told me she was dating zachary quinto.

  8. Penelope says:

    Zooey’s husband is very cute. 🙂

  9. Sea Dragon says:

    What a lovely looking Mommy. I hope she brings great joy and is raised well.

  10. Tiffany says:

    Is is really a secret, though. She did not make an announcement sure, but was the tabloids waiting to hear about her.

  11. AG-UK says:

    We know a Duff some old man in the park said poor lad lol.

  12. annaloo. says:

    Penelopee Dimpletina

    Esther Bouganvillea

    Dorothea Rosebud

    Henrietta Lou-

    ok bored already

  13. Giddy says:

    The best baby name I ever heard was Episiotomy. It’s probably apocryphal, but supposedly the Mom heard it during labor and thought it sounded like a name from the Old Testament.

  14. IfUSaySo says:

    I’m going to name my daughter Elodie in Septmeber. Because of this and my luck, I’m guessing she also choose Elodie. Because of her French heritage I think it would make sense.

  15. Leo Dicaprioh-no says:

    …….it So doesnt even look like her….