Does the LohitneyParis ban extend to the links? Let me know. I’m strictly avoiding them in the links today, but I don’t think you guys will mind if I just link to stories about them.

– There are pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo having sex in a jacuzzi and their lawyers are warning the gossip rags not to publish them. They’ll be online soon. [The Blemish]
– Did Pete Doherty cheat on Kate Moss [Agent Bedhead]
– Five nominees for best GQ cover of all time [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Jessica Simpson’s new movie sucks, while Ashlee Simpson’s new Sketchers ad sucks too. [popbytes]
– Beyonce is overexposed, annoying [Bossip]
– Ethan Hawke in new vampire movie [Gabsmash]
– Cute dancing babies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Nicole Richie clutches pillow [Celebwarship]
– Rebecca Gayheart topless on a yacht (site NWFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Fergie is getting $4 million to include a song about Candie’s shoes on her new album [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi are getting divorced [DListed]
– Eva Longoria in a blue bikini [Hollywood Rag]
– Drunk Victoria and David Beckham [Bastardly]
– Sarah Michelle Gellar Opens The Harrods Summer Sale [ICYDK]
– Pamela Anderson’s 40th birthday [Evil Beet]
– What the heck is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing? [Celebslam]
– Jessica Alba is a bathroom hog [yeeeah]
– Roxanne McKee in FHM [The Grumpiest]
– Elle Macpherson’s son has long hair – with bangs [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Fantasia Barrino has her clit pierced [Rhymes with Snitch]