THE JORTS HAVE LANDED.
I’m personally in the “sure, why not?” phase of covering Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston’s wedding. We still haven’t seen the dress or any of the Terry Richardson photos, because he was apparently the wedding photographer. I would imagine having Terry Richardson as your official wedding photographer would be like… inviting Bill Cosby to a baptism. I doubt anything horrible will happen, but it’s still pretty disgusting. So, in the absence of actual photos or real news or scandal from the wedding, Us Weekly has just made their cover story all about the honeymoon.
The newlyweds, who secretly tied the knot at their $21 million Bel Air mansion on Aug. 5 in front of their closest friends and family, have been thoroughly enjoying being Mr. and Mrs. at the luxe Four Seasons Resort in the French Polynesian isle. As detailed in the new issue, the couple jetted off to the island via a private plane on Aug. 6, hours after exchanging their vows, and were joined by a bevy of their A-list pals, including Jason Bateman, producer Joel Silver, and later, Jimmy Kimmel and his wife, Molly McNearney.
Upon landing in Bora Bora, a tank top-clad Aniston, 46, cozied up to her new husband, 44, while a boat carried them over to the posh resort. “Jen and Justin sat in the front by themselves,” a witness tells Us Weekly. “Jen rested her head on Justin’s shoulder and was leaning in to him. She looked relaxed and peaceful.”
Since the moment their toes sank into the gorgeous white sand, the duo have been keeping the festivities alive. “Jen and Justin wanted the celebration to continue,” an insider close to Aniston tells Us. Up first on the itinerary? The newlyweds hosted “a celebratory dinner” to mark their first full day as husband and wife at the Four Seasons’ upscale Arii Moana restaurant, overlooking an aqua lagoon with a view of Mount Otemanu in the distance. The group dined on fresh fish and enjoyed a plethora of cocktails. “There were several toasts to Jen and Justin and everybody being together in paradise,” the insider adds.
Aniston and Theroux have also made sure to take time for themselves and frequently retire to their $4,000-a-night Otemanu oceanfront villa, which even has its own pool and stretch of beach. Prior to their arrival, another source tells Us that the pair had the 5,380-square-foot villa stocked with wine, beer, and fruit.
While The Leftovers star ventures out to hit the hotel’s gym, Aniston has been enjoying some R&R with in-room spa treatments.
“Jen loves to relax,” the insider tells Us of the actress, who is due back in L.A. on Aug. 19 for the premiere of She’s Funny That Way. “It’s the same as her trips to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico: She eats, drinks, and lies in the sun.” But this time, she has Theorux to call her hubby!
That sounds like a pretty peaceful honeymoon – lots of drinking and eating, Justin going off for a workout and Jennifer getting massages or whatever. I like the emphasis on how much boozing is happening – we all know Jennifer loves a cocktail! And all of the public boozing will cut down on the “OMG is she pregnant?!” rumors.
Speaking of babies, Life & Style claims that Jennifer and Justin are planning on adopting a baby girl. They’ve already started the paperwork (allegedly) but they still have “a long way to go.” L&S also claims that Jennifer got advice from Sandra Bullock.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.
What’s wrong with drinking on your honeymoon? I don’t see the harm in having some fun with cocktails while vacationing in an exotic place.
Absolutely nothing. I would have assumed a guy like Justin would prefer active holiday to sunbathing and food n drink but its pretty clear over the years that he actually likes this. Me, I’d be itching to take in the culture, the museums, the markets and climbing or hiking or diving. But to each his own. Good for them.
What about the baby?
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Isn’t that cover pic old from when they went to Hawaii?
Baby?
What baby?
Contrary to popular belief, drinking while in the process of adopting a baby will not harm the baby ;D
I thought that daytime drinking by the pool was one of the best parts of being on a holiday.
are you my twin?! 🙂
It’s not the jorts? *unpacks suitcase*
Who says you have to wait til you’re on holiday to break out the jorts? I wear those year round.
BwBS
(Better with Booty Shorts)
Me too! 🙂
Quit drinking and jorting without me!
or hanging out at the beach with an ice cold beer… first thing I do when my feet touch down in the Bahamas is change into my bathing suit, grab a beer and a lounge chair and just chill out.
How about booty jorts?
And He is so hot…. Holy cow… I thought she said it doesn’t matter what season it is Justin is always winter on the bottom. (jorts reference) I think they seem perfectly suited for each other. Always reading from people that know them that they are both truly nice. Where as the other part of the triangle are also perfect together. always heard of sexual exploits from Brad (while with Jen and Angie} ANgie I think is just smart and flies under the radar.. Whatever works for them… I also think for some of these folks open relationships work the best especially if all parties know exactly what goes on. I think the majority of the Hollywood couples are open, this is how the marriage will survive. Unless there is no sex scenes in all their movies. Being human it would be hard to simulate sex with a hot partner and not want them especially filming together for months on end. I don’t like Angelina but I betcha filming Mr and Mrs Smith Ida slept with her and him. lol and I am not gay. Beautiful is beautiful!
Sounds like fun and the kind of vacation I need right about now. Sigh…
EDIT – minus the jorts
count me in…beach, spa, cocktails, gourmet dinners…sounds great to me!
Hey, I’ll even take jorts if it means I can be in Bora Bora with a stiff drink right this moment and not here, at work, trying to look busy.
Ya right. I will believe it when I see it. Nothing cramps your style of relaxing, drinking, and in room spa treatments like a kid does.
Exactly. She’s not 25 and even if you adopt, it takes a lot of energy and commitment to raise a child.
For me honeymoon means spending private time with each other without family or friends surrounded.
I just don’t get this going to honeymoon with friends and their children – that’s more like a normal holiday than a honeymoon.
I would guess their relationship is long past the white-hot-passion- can’t- keep -their- hands-off-each-other phase. Most couples that I know who have been together for a while seem somewhat bored vacationing alone, and frequently go with other couples. Jen and Justin do spend a lot a time apart, so, maybe, they don’t have much to say to each other? Doesn’t mean their relationship is bad, just that they’ve settled in to a comfortable, albeit, somewhat dull, routine.
I don’t think a couple need to be in a “white-hot-passion- can’t- keep -their- hands-off-each-other phase” to enjoy private time together. Are most couple bored with each other and in need of other bored couples to vacation? That doesn’t sound good to me.
Just in my own experience, yes, lots of them are bored – which doesn’t say much for my friends! (lol) I tend to think justJen is in the same boat. I don’t think they really have tons in common, and since they’re apart so much, it probably isn’t ordinarily a big problem – unless they’re on an island resort together for an extended period of time – then they rally the friends around to keep the conversation going.
Sorry, to each their own, but this doesn’t sound like a fun time, to me in either case. Or, an auspicious start to a life full of vacations.
Well, in their world they can take this kind of vacation often. They can just jump on a plane and go. If they want private time they can go later just the two of them. Their world is not like ours. This is not a once in a lifetime trip. So sure, they took friends along. Why not?
My honeymoon was spent with Paul, my kids, and my friends on this private cay in the Bahamas that my husband owns a share in. I didn’t want it any other way.
Jorts..Lol
I’ve never thought he was all that hot but I’m liking that picture with the jorts. And I can’t stand jorts! 🙂 The honeymoon sounds awesome. Just what I’d want to do, too!
Sounds fun. That outfit is perfectly inline with who he is. He’s definitely a jorts kind of guy. Their honeymoon/vacay looks like a good time to me.
is the leg tat a dude in a dunce hat? A wizard, maybe? Serious question.
Birthday hat?
Well Sterns said Justin has some weird tattoos.
Jesus in a party hat?
Obviously a tat of his new wife.
I guess she shaved the beard.
Wait, he’s a beard? JEN’S GAY EVERYONE!
*starts rumor, gets a tat of a wizard on leg, throws pies*
*gets potato gun ready for food fight*
This is fine and normal, I think. Not everyone needs to save orphans in Namibia on their honeymoon. If they do adopt, I think that’s lovely. At her age, a successful pregnancy is unlikely. My husband and I started the process before deciding last-minute to give IVF another shot. Adopting a newborn domestically isn’t the hellish experience it used to be and won’t take as long as many people assume, as long as you don’t have strong preferences about gender and race.
“Not everyone need to save orphans in Namibia”
Couldn’t resist huh? Predictable lol
Weren’t you the one going in on Maya and the other JP fans about bringing up the others. Maya has stayed away from Jennifer posts and here you are starting stuff again.
I don’t know who Maya and JP are, so no that wasn’t me. I don’t comment here on a daily basis because my work days can be stressful (though some, like today, are not, and I have down time). The orphans in Namibia thing was truly a random example. I like Angelina Jolie a lot and think her activism is sincere, and I’m not terribly fond of Jennifer Aniston. I just think it’s normal to be frivolous and not think deep thoughts on your honeymoon.
Wait, is JP Jolie-Pitt? I’m a dummy. But no, that wasn’t me. My guess is that “Kate” is a rather common name, and I’ve got better sh*t to do than start in on anyone I don’t know personally over a comment in a gossip blog. That’s nonsense.
I think it’s fine, if that’s what they want to do, but I don’t think group honeymoons are the norm, by any means.
Oops.
man i’ll take that honeymoon.
Love the insider quote….Jen loves to relax….
Hahahahahaha, hmmm, what a scoop, I believe Justin might like to relax too,lol!!!!
Who doesn’t lmao
Right?? What a stupid story about vacuous people who make way too much money for playing make believe.
Makes me annoyed, especially today, after listening to the news of all the bad crap going on in the world.
Enjoy your $4000 a night room!!! Fools.
So true, there is too much pain put there, 2% have all the riches while the rest are have nots, share the wealth people. Doctors, nurses, scientists…make nothing as opposed to these guys
Still the baby speculation, two people pushing 50 and still wondering when they’ll have children. I guess it will never end.
I wouldn’t say someone who just turned 43 is pushing 50, but I get your point.
She is 46. Not 43. And she didn’t ‘just turn’ 46 either, she turned back 46 in February. She is actually half-way to 47.
Sounds like a fun honeymoon to me! I’d even be able to deal with the jorts.
I don’t get the baby speculation. Has she said something about wanting a baby since she and Justin were engaged? Or more recently? Or is it a tabloid thing?
She told The Hollywood Reporter in January 2015,” It’s been a want.We’re doing our best” when asked about kids.
She’s about to be 47. Has any celeb given birth for the first time that late in age? I don’t mean people who have already had children. I don’t think she wants children
Geena Davis, Beverly D’Angelo, Laura Linney, Holly Hunter all had babies at that age or later. But does Aniston want kids? She’s suggested she does in recent interviews, but who really knows.
Thanks here’s something I read on the web about conceiving at that age. I didn’t realize how hard it was and that miscarriage percentage is sad.
Like Kelly Preston, I’m 47. What are my chances of getting pregnant naturally?
Slim to none, doctors say.
“Spontaneous pregnancy [rates for] someone 47 is VERY low,” Kort wrote in an e-mail, explaining that your chances of conceiving naturally at that age are less than 5 percent each month, and the miscarriage rate in the first trimester is 70 to 80 percent.
“It’s not impossible that someone aged 47 [got pregnant] without assistance, but it’s highly unlikely,” he adds.
What are my chances of getting pregnant at age 47 if I use in-vitro fertilization and my own eggs?
“Success with IVF at this age with patient’s own eggs is practically unheard of,” said Kreiner, of East Coast Fertility.
The odds are so low that Kort highly discourages women that age from even attempting IVF with their own eggs.
“Forty-three is pretty much my cutoff for IVF with a woman’s own eggs. Occasionally, I’ll do it at 44,” he said. “The success rate is under 5 percent. When I explain this to women, they don’t even want to try.”
Yeah, pretty sure all those ladies had assistance. If I were Aniston and had her resources, I’d be perfectly happy to go the surrogate/egg donor or adoption route. But, again, who knows if this couple really wants a child. The next few years will tell. And, yes, tabloid speculation will be exhausting until she finally turns 50!
I have a friend in real life who had a baby at 46 and another at 48. No IVF. My doc once told me that right before menopause you can be extremely fertile, that it’s your body’s last hurrah of sorts regarding fertility. I’m guessing that’s what was in play with my friend’s easy pregnancies.
She and her husband are very youthful but it makes me a little sad to imagine just how elderly they’ll be when the kids are still fairly young.
Many years before there was any sort of assistance, an aunt of mine had her one and only baby at the age of 51. He was fine BTW.
sorry Justin is waaaaay hotter
Lol ooookaay.
You are right – Justin is waaay hotter than Jennifer.
@Thea …
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Than whom?
Hey, is Theroux actually wearing flip flops on that cover? I believe he said nobody wants to see men’s bare feet.
Not in the city, as I recall.
I went there for my honeymoon …… can’t wait to go back!
I love the jorts lol. Can’t think of anything nicer than in room massages and facials and boozy dinners in paradise.
His clothes…no words. Can’t he just get a pair of plain black surf shorts? Or some Lululemon black shorts?? Ugh-those black jeans and cut off black jorts at the beach, with a LEATHER BELT no less, are just played out. Let them go….just let them go.
But it’s actually one of the things that makes me like him – he is so damn quirky, it’s charming. He is “jorts”.
Did Stephen Huvane go on their honeymoon too? Because that man in the pink shirt in the back of the boat pictured in the DailyMail sure looked like him. Maybe Huvane and Aniston are conducting some business with pleasure. ..clever to take your PR guru.
JEN, HIDE! BEFORE ANGIE TRIES TO STEAL YO MAN *snickers *joking
These 2 never do anything but drink by a pool. They both have the depth of a shallow puddle on a dry road. They have the money to tour countries. Why not see the pyramids in Egypt, or the ancient ruins and civilisations of Greece? Something a little adult and cultured. That’s what my first choice would be, not sit around a pool and drink and stare at each other. But with those 2 there is no culture, no tourist activity, no adventure. Just hang out and drink. What a waste. Just hang out and drink. They are the A-Lister Kardashians. They’re a waste of space.