There are now naked photos of Justin Bieber on the intertubes. [Dlisted]
How to talk to people about Justin Bieber’s peen. [Jezebel]
Prince Harry is always adorable these days. [LaineyGossip]
Kirsten Dunst looks meh/pretty in mossy leather. [Popoholic]
Farrah Abraham was trying to sell her DNA? [Reality Tea]
Kourtney Kardashian posed naked for some reason. [Celebslam]
Tila Tequila is anti-vaccine, of course. [Starcasm]
John Stamos was under the influence of GHB when he got his DUI. [I’m Not Obsessed]
This Matt Barnes story is flat-out crazy. [CDAN]
Miranda Lambert is probably writing an album about her divorce. [ICYDK]
Sexist crap that people say to lady journalists. [The Frisky]
What is Katie Holmes up to these days? [Seriously OMG WTF]
FREE THE PENIS!
Calm down. This isn’t Jon Hamm we’re talking about.
^The interwebs would be broke forever.
Now that I’d pay to see lol
Not going to try and find the dick, the hair is gross enough…and the “music”
I just threw up.
I want to make a joke about your gag reflex, but these are serious times. Thank god the links have already been pulled or I’d be right there with you.
@Funcakes- I’ll be joining you shortly.
I’m trying to figure out why this is grossing me out so much. I think it’s because I clicked on. I shouldn’t have done that. Has life taught me nothing? Has it all be a huge waste?
*gazes off in distance, then suddenly hops up and runs to vomit*
GNAT, I’ll hold back your hair while I ask these questions myself.
Thank you, Marty. I’ll return the favor.
Wait, you could see it? Tell me what it looks like! The links didn’t work for me. Was it cute as a button?
*gags*
Omg I saw it. I hate all of you.
You’re all really gross, vile even.
*whispering in GNAT’s ear*
So what did it look like??
I’m scared to look. I like seeing peen, but I’m afraid seeing his would mentally scar me for life. It’s not worth it!
LOOK AT IT NOW. We can collectively visit the Beibsvomitorium. As Mark so astutely pointed out downthread, it looks a bit fluffed.🙊
What does it look like? Please tell! The pictures are censored and I strongly suspect itty bitty but I want confirmation. GNAT just let it all out, tell us, it’s like a group therapy session. You shouldn’t have to carry this burden alone….
Mimf saw too? Somebody start talking dammit!
Do you know what a geoduck is, Cindy? (google it)
I wish I could unsee what I saw. Why did I click on it? Ewwww… I feel all gross. Fassdong forever!
Mimf
Googled geoduck. Oh dear god.
Did not click! Another bullet dodged! Whew! Something tells me that it would have lodged in my subconscious and shown up in one of my stranger nightmares.
I’m still not convinced these photos haven’t been photoshopped! It’s curious how his giant chest tattoo is missing from all of the released photos.. Yeah, in the past nude photos of Beiber have been “leaked” as recently as 2014 which were proven to be fakes (the penises of other dudes were used in photos!)
Penis’s need vacations too
And by vacation you rehab to mainline some heavy duty antibiotics?
Hahaha… I read that as “Penises need vaccinations, too”…
I refuse to look at the pictures, therefore, can’t comment on them. I can imagine, but won’t.
Harry’s always at his best when he’s hanging out with kids.
Those pics of Prince Harry are giving me all the feels…in my loins. His joy when hanging with kids is so attractive.
He’s gotten a serious upgrade in the suiting department. They actually fit now. I’m digging it.
Of course Kourtney posed naked and of course it was for Vanity Fair. Nice photoshopping job. Next up, she’ll get butt implants and start waltzing around in clothes that are 2 sizes 2 small and finding a black boyfriend. It’s the Kuntrashian Way.
She’s done this a few time before. Nothing new, but also nothing new it’s being covered for people who don’t want to hear about it..
Have you seen Khloe’s last set of pics??
NO ONE want to see THAT.
http://dailym.ai/1L10Q6M
The photoshop runs deep in those photos………..
Also, all that time spent at the gym and not one single muscle in sight.
I just HAD to look, didn’t I? Ewewewewewewewew. My eyes.
*shudders
I’m convinced that she only goes to the gym for selfie-taking purposes.
I sort of love how you say no one wants to see that and you post links making it easy for others to see since you have the pics at the ready. It’s funny!
That’s her secret weapon! Paola is the UnaLinker.
ahhh Florc, it’s retorical! As in ‘NO ONE wants to see that’ means of course ‘Please go to see that and share your opinion with me’.
It’s too bad to not share it with other people!
@mimif
so so so true! 😀
The day I start taking my fitness tips from a Kardashian will be the day I need to hang up the trainers for life. Girl is “limbering up” for her workout IN A ONE PIECE BRAZILIAN-CUT BATHING SUIT. That tells me everything I need to know about her “workouts”. Here are the athletic things you cannot do dressed like that: running, interval training, tennis, basketball, …pretty much everything except maybe yoga, and only then if you’re really brave and don’t mind showing the universe your San Andreas Fault. Here are the athletic things you CAN do dressed like that: take a selfie.
Guess Kourtney is trying to hook the next parasite.
You could talk about double standards and everything but this was probably done on purpose.
He’s in the miley cyrus way of life, he wants people to see how adult and grown up he is. He knows that paps are going to be hanging out wherever he is but he decides to run around naked on his balcony? He fluffed up and ran out.
But whatever everyone is talking about him and his new album. People nowadays can’t relay on their own work they have to do kardashian tactics. You never saw Miguel or Frank Ocean doing this stuff.
Lol and ew at fluffed up. *shudders*
Pardon me, but does “fluffed up” mean what I think it means? As in, um, “prepared Percy for posing”? If so, then I love it!
Yeah thats what it means.
He knew what was happening, if it was on a private resort. Any pap with sense wouldn’t snap a nude photo of him.
Lmao.
Thank you, Mark. That’s a new one to add to my list of euphemisms.
The only double standard I can see is that if this were Rita ora, Emily Ratajowski, or any other female starlet, the reactions would be more pearl clutchy, harsh, and filled with tabloidy concern trolling about her wellbeing . It would be turned into a conversation about Moralz, the Childrenz, and Selff Reeeeespect.
Pity I’m not on Twitter, I would totally follow Celebrity Bulge! 😛
Not bad, Justin, not bad at all.
I’m surprised it took this long. Thought this would have happened ages ago.
At first glance I thought you typed “I’m surprised it looked this long.”
He looks extra douchey with peroxyde blond hair.
Far from me to defend Bieber, but the amount of zoom involved in those pics is creepy.
I mean.. Bora Bora.. private Island, private beach, secluded hotel suite… it’s nothing sacred anymore?
I can’t wait for Ronda Rousey to meet Bieber in person after he made her sister cry.
That is a show I’d pay big bucks to watch!
He’s banging the Flock of Seagulls look……………..
He looks more like a girl than ever. And at first look, I thought that tat on his neck was a long dangly earring.
I was thinking the exact sam thing about the hair. He looks like about three of my not-so-straight male friends back in 1989.
Biebs is looking like a 90’s Japanese punk rocker. Idk how I feel about it.
I think he looks good here (I know, shoot me). This style works better with his androgenous features.
Um…I also think he looks good with that hair. I’ve watched a lot of PopAsia lately….he could fit right in with BigBang & Shinee if he rocked guyliner.
That new hairstyle makes Kate Gosselin look so much younger.
YES. YESSSAS! You win the internet for the day.
Oh man, what a disappointment. Right after I had vowed to get all my celebrity medical advice from Tila Tequila she comes out as an anti-vaxer. Is there anyone who thinks she is so wise in so many areas that they listen to her crackpot theories? In all seriousness I hope her baby stays healthy.
1. When it’s a female celeb, we get an entire thread dedicated to it, but Justin just gets a “link” lol.
2. Are his records sales doing ok? He must have done this on purpose. Who just walks around naked like that…especially when you’re super famous and KNOW paps are around.
3. This is really an invasion of privacy. Those should not have been posted on the internet.
as people tell me, this is the world we live in. everyone loves to get the GOTCHA moment on camera.
Poor Beibs. Does he know he shouldn’t drink? Most people don’t know this but he is tri-racial. He’s also closely related to Avril and Celine. Needs a bit of toner on that bleach job.
Biebs is a really pretty girl, y’all.
RIP Cajun and Creole chef Paul Prudhomme.I ate blackened fish the first time at K Paul’s
Re: Katie Holmes, she was in a bunch of episodes of the third season of “Ray Donovan,” and now I think she’s working on directing the film adaptation of a novel. I saw an interview with her a while back, and that’s what she talked about.
Because Miranda is mentioned in links and Lainey has a post about Blake…
a little while back I mentioned I didn’t think the end of their marriage was because of infidelity. I think Miranda terminated a pregnancy. Which isn’t shameful, but is not cool if your spouse isn’t on board (excluding extenuating circumstances like spousal rape, which is a very different situation).
The divorce was quick, had hard feelings and sealed. OK doesn’t allow you to seal marriage docs unless medical info could be released or there is info that could harm a third party (or something along those lines). But the reason was not affairs they each may have been having. That isn’t a line for some people, and I doubt it would be with these two. Lainey has a post today that alludes to termination – I think its a bit of a blind.
Maybe Blake wasn’t the father.
Biebs kind of looks like a budget Ruby Rose with that hair.
I like JB’s hair in the last picture. That look suits him somehow. I have no desire to see his womb broom tho.
Womb broom? Lawd, the euphemisms on here are giving me giggle fits.
Right? LMAO, I’ve had the strength not to click any links (his is something I DON’T want in my head) but damn do the comments deliver, lmao.
Iwould seriously pay to watch this lame get his butt kicked by a real man
I guess the 80s are really back!
When I heard about this, I went to my daughter and said, “I really hope you don’t see those naked Beiber pictures.” And she said, “Too late.” She’s 15! Sometimes I really hate the world.
It’s a flaccid dick, not hardcore porn.
Get over it.
There is nothing wrong with peens. Half the population has one.
It sucks but depending on what social media platform she’s on she probably didn’t have much choice. I know Twitter and Facebook can be notorious for putting graphic things in people’s timelines/feeds without their permission.
Happened with the news station shootings.
Pretty sure he called the paparazzi. Only because it’s a private resort…. I’m sure other celebrities have gone there and there are no pictures of them…. He knew
Seriously, a flock of seagulls!!!! LOL