“Real Housewife Teresa Giudice was released from federal prison today” links

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Teresa Giudice is being released from prison today! [Reality Tea]
Matt Dallas & his husband adopted a kid. Mazel Tov! [Dlisted]
Review of Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight. [LaineyGossip]
Bill Cosby is a vile douchebag, part bajillion. [Pajiba]
Kimberly Perry’s ruffled bandeau top is unfortunate. [Go Fug Yourself]
Some fan theories about Star Wars’ Rey (spoilers, obviously). [Mashable]
Henry Rollins says words about the presidential race. [OMG Blog]
Texas makes poor life choices. [Jezebel]
Katie Cassidy has a nice athletic figure. [Celebslam]
Irina Shayk gets fit for Bradley Cooper. [Moe Jackson]
Fired Swamp People don’t understand the internet. [Starcasm]

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  1. swack says:

    And Bravo was there to film it.

    • Wentworth Miller says:

      But of course they were! Just a guess here, but, you would think that after being away from her family for however long she was in prison, that she wouldn’t want anyone around filming or doing anything extra.

    • morc says:

      She’s got to pay a lot of people back, at least this way they aren’t shafted.

  2. lassie says:

    Those bewbs. The cleavage line looks off and they look like they would be rock hard.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      Not to mention the over tanning leather-look and age spots. So sexy……

      • EriMeri says:

        Yes, that tanned beef jerky skin. I have no clue how that werewolf was able to maintain that gorgeous color behind bars.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        Because while others were requesting friends and family bring them magazines and baked goods on their visits, this one was asking for self-tanners – shade: oompa loompa.

      • Bonnie says:

        What is with her forehead? She has always looked like a person with a deformity (and I’m not poking fun at deformities, does she have something really wrong with her? I’m serious) She doesn’t look right.

      • Bonnie says:

        I don’t watch her show. I’m serious.

      • pinetree13 says:

        @EriMeri, those are old photos from before she went to prison.

        @Bonnie, naw a lot of people have small foreheads…see Zayn Malik former one directioner

  3. Tiffany says:

    I just read that Samuel L Jackson is 67. 6…7. So this all but comfirms he will die with a script in his hand.

  4. Lahdidahbaby says:

    Yep. She’s going home to their mansion, the DM says, and it stops me: i’m honestly glad she’ll be at home with her daughters again…but MANSION? FFS, how do they still have a mansion? Didn’t they cheat a bunch of people, including workmen who fulfilled work orders on that mansion, out of their rightful pay? The DM says he ordered a new car – a Lexus, I believe they said – and it was delivered to the mansion just in time for Teresa’s homecoming. Really? Scratching my head. IDGI.

    • Lurker says:

      Grifters gonna grift. No lessons learned here. And Bravo films it.

      • Lucky says:

        These dirtbags are ginzo trash. They give good, honest and educated Italians a bad name.

      • WindowChair5 says:

        Thank you for saying this. I’m Italian and I had to stop watching this show because I was so embarrassed by their behavior.

      • Jwoolman says:

        Windowchairs- not to worry. Both Lindsay Lohan and I are 3/4 Irish. If I’m not embarrassed to share a gene pool with her, you can relax about these two bozos.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        No worries WindowChair. Most of the women on the Real Housewife shows are white as am I, but they do not represent me or white people……although now, when I read anything about them, I find myself playing up my European and Native American Indian genes. 🙂

    • Bridget says:

      From what I understand, the mansion isn’t worth much at all, so selling it wouldn’t net any money for them to pay off creditors. Now, I don’t know why it doesn’t seem to extend to those awful furnishings…

      And grifters are gonna grift. Theresa is going to lean hard on Bravo for $$$.

    • lucy2 says:

      That’s insane. They have huge judgements against them for all the money they stole, how on earth are they paying for anything? And why aren’t the courts looking into this?
      I’m surprised the bank hasn’t kicked them out of their “mansion” yet, I know they finally got the boot from their shore house, and last month it went up for sale as a foreclosure for less than half of what they owned, and the price has already been reduced again.

  5. Nancy says:

    And the angels wept and ran for cover….not under a table though. Go away you twitty twit and take your friends with you. And to think I used to really liked Andy Cohen once upon a time, dumb ass. I’d go to a worm wrestle before I’d watch any of the idiotic housewife shows. So there you go…..

    • NeNe says:

      +1 He obviously has no standards whatsoever to let this POS back on the show. When I heard he was bringing her back I lost the last ounce of respect that I might have had for me. He is such scum. Both of them are the bottle of the barrel!!! Pure trash!

    • Jib says:

      I watched the NY ones for a while, and the NJ ones until Teresa turned over a table and people online all loved her for it and defended her. I decided that watching the hatred and lies they all spew on those shows is seriously bad for my soul. She and that horrid Joe have always been thieves and the scum of the earth. Their poor kids. They don’t even deserve kids.

      And Bill Cosby – disgusting. He is just a horrid, horrid human being.

  6. antipodean says:

    That Bill Cosby article is chilling. When will this farce end, and he can be excised from normal human society? How can he still be roaming free in the world, despite the multitude of women he has egregiously assaulted and victimised over many long years? If justice eventually prevails, this trial he is pushing for, will expose his vileness for the world to see, and he will be put away in a place where he will come to know what being a victim is all about. I can’t even bear to look at his ugly mug.

    • Jwoolman says:

      Bill should just quietly vanish to a pleasant spot far far away while he still has money, rather than wasting it on pointless legal chases. Maybe he actually believes he did nothing wrong and can’t understand why people are a tad unhappy with him.

  7. JenniferJustice says:

    I swear I thought I saw a Yeti today, but it turns out it was just Theresa Guiducci being released from prison.

  8. Tash says:

    I love Henry Rollins! I agree with everything he has to say about this presidential race. It’s all very depressing 🙁

  9. Monica says:

    I wish she would crawl under a rock somewhere, but there is money to be made. Certainly she was writing a book during her time away. A new Bravo TV show starring just Teresa and her struggles as a single mother, holding her family together while her husband is away. Followed by a divorce within a couple of years, if not sooner, followed by a book or two about that.

    • NeNe says:

      Are there still people that care about this POS?

    • Jib says:

      I doubt she knows how to write. Seriously. Of all the housewives, I thought she was the absolutely dumbest one ever. Well, maybe a tie with Kelly Bensimmon (SP?)

  10. anne_000 says:

    And get ready for all the interviews and TV filming in which she’ll say she never did anything wrong to anybody. Her eldest already says that the courts send innocent people to prison over innocent mistakes.

    I don’t know why Joe bought a new luxury car when he already has one. Shouldn’t that money go to creditors?

    • Bridget says:

      The Guidices will only pay their creditors when absolutely forced. They haven’t learned a single lesson from this whole thing.

      Seriously, how does this woman have fans? Who on earth would want to watch her and her awful family on TV, either as a Housewife or their own spin off? No. Thanks.

  11. Neelyo says:

    I know who’s getting electrolysis for Xmas!

    • JenniferJustice says:

      With the remnants to used as stuffing in the Christmas pillow she’s making for her Nonna.

  12. Locke Lamora says:

    I just read somewhere that some South American news site mixed up Coco T and the President of Croatia. How does that happen? 😀

  13. Marty says:

    God, I hate my state so much sometimes.

    • Kitten says:

      Boo 🙁
      Poor Marty…but those comments on Jezebel are fantastic, aren’t they?

      • Marty says:

        Honestly yes, they gave me life! But my family and I are seriously considering moving, it’s just getting so frustrating.

  14. Tiffany :) says:

    Oh, Texas. Sigh.

  15. Sue Ellen says:

    Glad the kids have mum for Christmas.

  16. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    I always examine her odd hairline & I know from remarks that some of you wonder about it too. My theory is that she has a super low line, duh, but it looks like she sweeps all her hair back & then wears an atrocious wig. She must think it looks good ? Her wig, instead of fitting, shows an inch or two of her real hairline which makes a strange half circle shape around her forehead.

    Funny, I don’t think she is attractive at all, but if she lost allll the bimbo props – the wig, the hideous makeup, the tan, the stupid clothing – I think she could be kinda cute as herself. Until she opened her mouth, at least.

    • pinetree13 says:

      I don’t think it’s a wig. Zayn Malik has the same hair line.

    • IrishEyes says:

      Not a wig. If you google you can see pics of her as a teenager with the same hairline. I dont know why she doesnt have it lasered.

  17. lila fowler says:

    Posters on PreviouslyTV are absolutely losing their minds over the Giudices right now and it is hilarious. Why this stranger and reality tv star has SO much effect on them is beyond me.