“Selma Blair’s Stella McCartney dress is so bad, it’s actually charming” links

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Dear Selma Blair: this Stella McCartney dress is hilariously bad. [Go Fug Yourself]
Jennifer Lopez & Ray Liotta pose together during the NBC Upfronts. [Popoholic]
Disney wants more Oscar Isaac. I agree with Disney? [Pajiba]
El Chapo thinks Sean Penn is stupid. I agree with El Chapo? [Jezebel]
Man, Pres. Obama has really aged in office. [OMG Blog]
Happy birthday to Lisa Lisa and… Pitbull. [Dlisted]
If you have to wear peachy-pink, pair it with black like Olivia Munn. [LaineyGossip]
Leo DiCaprio probably will date at least one of these seven models. [The Blemish]
This photo of Ramona Singer made me LMAO. [Reality Tea]
Here’s the trailer for 10 Cloverfield Lane. [Mashable]
Chloe Grace Moretz wore a terrible leather skirt. [Moe Jackson]
Selena Gomez refers to her maybe-sex partner Orlando Bloom as “Orly.” [Buzzfeed]

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  1. Mook123 says:

    I like Selma’s dress. It’s different.

  2. Don't kill me I'm French says:

    Selma looks painfully skinny and the camping tent named dress is a pure nightmare

    • Original T.C. says:

      Without the headline I would assume they were featuring her because she has a serious medical condition. Has she been sick lately.

    • ISO says:

      In snarky retail land we call her body type “a coat hanger” that makes any garment somewhat passable. For example, “you can wear anything if you’re a coat hanger”.

  3. Belle Epoch says:

    It looks like she’s in bed in her swimsuit

  4. Decorative Item says:

    The dress is astonishingly horrid, but the real story here is that Selma is emaciated.

    • Jag says:

      Has she always been that skinny? If not, I hope she’s okay.

    • Sharon says:

      I follow Selma on Instagram; she posts amazingly cute pictures of her kids and dogs and she’s got a great, quirky sense of humor. Rarely, she’ll post full-body pics or videos of herself but when she does, it’s shocking. Truly shockingly thin. She posted 2 videos of herself a few weeks ago that it looks like a friend took of her at “work”… she’s in baggy shorts and a t shirt and in one of the videos she’s dances around in an odd way. It would’ve been cute if you didn’t gasp when seeing her in action…seeing her painfully thin limbs and bony body dancing around is seriously uncomfortable. The only reason I mention it is because she has since taken that video down – interesting. And no, I don’t think she’s been this thin her entire life.

    • Farhi says:

      You can tell a woman is starving when her normal boobs disappear completely. She was not naturally flat chested.
      I once a saw a model on a beach in Europe. She looked amazing, until she took of her top and I saw what remained of her breasts. It was seriously disturbing.

      • cass says:

        What’s “normal” varies from one person to the next. I’ve seen chunky people with virtually no breasts and skinny types with 34C’s.

        PS I’m on the “Stella McCartney is in the wrong profession” band wagon. No talent, none.

      • Wiffie says:

        Farhi, you have no idea why a woman’s breasts look the way they do. Never assume you know what someone’s breasts SHOULD or should not look like, or why. Your are just so wrong in so many ways here, I’m sorry. Having a child can do the same thing.

      • Alexi says:

        I totally agree. She’s emanciated and looks anorexic. I noticed that when she was on “anger mgmt” with Sheen. I always found her so very attractive, but clearly a lot of Botox now given her age and she is TINY. Sad.

      • Farhi says:

        @ wiffie and cass, I wasn’t talking about ” any woman’s ” breasts, I was talking about Selma’ s in comparison to what she had before.
        I thought that was clear from my post. I know some women are naturally flat chested. Though what I saw on the beach wasn’t natural in any way. There were average breasts, just completely shrunk.
        Gee, you can’t say anything anymore without a professional editor and PR person reviewing first.

      • Wiffie says:

        Farhi- except you were talking about some model on a beach in Europe and how deflated breasts=anorexia. Selma? fine. We’ve seen her shrink and chest deflate, but you can’t watch a woman lose her top on a beach and just “know” it’s because she’s too thin. It’s just not a fair assumption because there are many reasons.

        You don’t need PR to post. Just think a little bit before you assume.

  5. Decorative Item says:

    I just love when designers laugh in the face of the body’s natural ebb and flow.

  6. Mia25 says:

    The bottom half is not too bad, but the top is atrocious – like an 80’s swimsuit.

  7. kri says:

    It’s look like an orgy of picnic table covers. And I never thought I would agree with a murderous drug lord, but I think El Chapped O is stupid, too.

  8. Farhi says:

    A diner tablecloths mix and match. Is it made out of plastic too?
    Love Selma Blair but she looks way too skinny.

  9. Mia4s says:

    That?..wha…what is that. Stella stop letting your kids design your clothes! I don’t care how cute they are!

    Disney wants more Oscar Isaac? Get in line Disney! Don’t care so much about comics, I want more screen time!!

  10. Cali says:

    I like it actually the dress, but Selma looks horrible and aged, you can always tell when someone isn’t naturally thin 😑

  11. ReinDeer says:

    I’m getting major ‘wizard tent at the quidditch world cup’ vibes from this dress. I do kind of have Harry Potter on the brain, though. Oh Alan Rickman :'(

  12. Sarah01 says:

    The dress is awful, where’s the effort or creative input, I don’t buy designer because it’s a waste I do replicate looks for waaaaay less. Quality over quantity.

  13. Mocha says:

    I’m still surprised that Stella is taken seriously as a designer!

  14. DragonWise says:

    Stella McCartney is such a horrible designer! Consistently horrible maker of ugly, unflattering clothes that stars still line up to wear. Behold, the power of nepotism!

    • Me ThreeI says:

      Isn’t that the truth! The nepotism out there today seems way more than it used to be. From the Hadids, the Delevingnes, Lana, Rooney, and Stella who’s only talent seems to be using her last name effectively, I have a hard time taking any of them seriously. When I know Daddy paid their way into their career, that they used their name or fame just because they’re rich, I just can’t like them.

    • Wren33 says:

      I know. There first few times I saw her dresses, I was like “This is all hideous. It can’t just be me”.

  15. Classy and Sassy says:

    I’ve always thought McCartney was a lousy designer and a product of pure nepotism. Victoria Beckham, with zero formal training in the field, has more of an eye for chic and flattering designs.

  16. spider says:

    Looks as if it is made up of the leftovers from a deckchair factory.

  17. HK9 says:

    Is Stella McCartney where confused fabric go to die? She needs to stop.

  18. lower-case deb says:

    the dress looks like someone just came out of a swimming pool, crossed the street to a mom/pop diner, and tied her dressing gown around her hips, slinging the sleeves across her lap at the table with gingham tablecloth.

    it’s giving me serious poolside greasy-spoon-and-sludgelike-coffee diner motel vibes.

  19. Eggland's worst says:

    Well, if Stella McCartney is an environmentalist, it would make sense for her to use leftover scraps of material sewed together to make a dress, wouldn’t it? Right? RIGHT?

  20. Insomniac says:

    The 70s called — they want their bedspreads back. Seriously, WTF? It’s like Stella makes this crap and then dares people to wear it.

  21. Abby_J says:

    This designer is trolling famous people right? “I shall make the ugliest thing I can think up, and they will wear it because celebrities are stupid.”

    • Azurea says:

      I think many designers are doing this, and for many years. They’re laughing all the way to the bank. It’s time Stella McCartney was shot…..this is atrocious! 🙄

      • Me ThreeI says:

        It’s like the see through mesh thing…Almost all of those designs are simply a one piece girdle or swim suit covered in netting. And nobody looks good in them–no matter how thin the model or actress, they all look like fools. It always reminds me of the Emperor has no Clothes story.

  22. JRenee says:

    Absolutely no for me!

  23. minx says:

    No, just no.

  24. Paris says:

    Stella McCartney is a terrible designer, and is only successful because of her name.

  25. Mia4s says:

    You know I couldn’t help but realize that although there are a dozen comments saying the dress is terrible (and it is!)…this is likely the most attention Selma Blair has had in a long time. Stella McCartney; secretly brilliant? 😉

    • Me ThreeI says:

      But is it “good” attention? All the comments seem to be about how ugly the dress is and how thin Selma is.

  26. word says:

    I just read Celine Dion’s older brother is on his death bed. That’s so sad and must be unbearable for her….losing her husband and now brother all within days…My God.

  27. Umila says:

    I feel like I have a weird fetish or something….cause I’m not even looking at the dress. I love her hairline. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Maybe it’s because I’ve been staring at models with high foreheads. I think she’s super pretty.

  28. Dee says:

    I just want to know what act of evil Selma Blair perpetrated on Stella McCartney to deserve this. Sending a woman out in front of cameras in that monstrosity is cold.

  29. anne_000 says:

    Why would anybody buy a Stella?

    This dress above is probably normal for Stella. Her designs are usually bad. Must be nice to be famous for having a famous dad but with 100% lack of talent on her own part.

    Selma looks pregnant in that dress. Was that on purpose?

    • Pinetree13 says:

      I am wondering what kind of pregnant women you’ve seen in the past….she looks like a Q-tip to me!

  30. Me ThreeI says:

    Sean Penn. Good God. What an attention hog and what a fake. Can’t stand the man.

  31. toby says:

    Anyone who has ever pored through the Lord of the Rings Extended Version DVD special features (anyone else?) knows that Orly is his nickname with many people. Liv Tyler referred to him as such. Ok, officially done reliving middle school nerd obsessions.

  32. ickythump says:

    Holy crap – that is rank

  33. Cc says:

    I like the cut, but the fabric: nope! Looks like 2 tablecloths sewn together.

  34. negave says:

    It’s not so bad. I like it.

  35. Anare says:

    Looks like a reject clown costume. Stella McCartney’s designs aren’t clever or quirky they are just nonsense. Can’t even muster an eye roll here.

    • Anniesha says:

      It appears that Stella McCartney picked up scraps of fabric from Goodwill’s reject pile. That outfit/gown/whatever is dreadful.

      Why Selma? Why?

  36. Troof! says:

    No, Kaiser, it’s NOT!

  37. La La Land says:

    Dagnabbit how can this woman be mid forties …… someone tell me who her ‘dermatologist’ is now … and I mean NOW!

    thx 🙂

  38. LAK says:

    It’s a fun dress.

  39. A Fan says:

    What’s bad is how underweight she is. She looks terrible.

    [*Never used to be that skinny*]

  40. EM says:

    Stella McCartney: proof that if you have a famous father/connections, you too can become a ‘designer’.