The LohitneyParis ban is officially lifted, but we’ll still make sure to be judicious with our coverage of these fools. Lohan is particularly irksome to me, but most of you guys find her less annoying than Paris or Britney.

The guy at Celebslam published a chat session with Lindsay Lohan last Friday. He was just screwing around chatting with her on Gmail, having received an insider tip on her real e-mail address. She accused them of hacking into her computer and stealing nude pictures that “Cal,” presumed to be her ex-boyfriend and all-around creep Calum Best, took of her. All Celebslam said was that he had a birthday present for her, and she got upset and revealed that she thought he was the one who hacked her computer.

In fact Celebslam had nothing to do with the theft of anything from Lohan’s computer, nor was he aware of the hack or the lost photos. You can tell this is true by reading what he said to her. Lohan gave him a great story by accusing him of the hack.

But Page Six reported this today as if Celebslam stole Lohan’s photos. They called the popular gossip blog “underground” and “stalkerish” and said that he was threatening to publish the pictures, which is not the case at all. All they would have to do is read the chat session and his notes on it, which would take a literate person less than three minutes, to get the actual story, but this was obviously too difficult for them.

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

If you read the chat session, posted above and available with commentary on Celebslam, you would see that the real story is he got the freshly out of rehab dumb-ass to reveal that the photos were stolen, not that he did it.