Jessica Lowndes isn’t really dating Jon Lovitz, she just has a new music video


Yesterday, we discussed the “story” about Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz. Jessica had taken to Instagram over the weekend to “announce” her relationship with the 58-year-old comedian. Many of us were taken aback. Many of us thought it was a joke. Many of us thought it was possibly a Funny or Die sketch. Well, as it turns out, it was a “joke.” Late Monday, Jessica posted this to her Instagram:


A video posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on

Pro Tip: if one is going to successfully pull off an April Fools Day prank, wait until April 1. Pro Tip: if you’re a thirsty, desperate wannabe multi-hyphenate, spend days stoking the press with your social media, all to drop your new music video. I guess. Does anyone even care about the music video at this point? Aren’t we just relieved that Jessica is not dating Jon Lovitz? Aren’t we just pissed that she lied to everyone all to promote her stupid music video? Here’s the music video. Video is NFSW for some butt shots (although I’ll admit I turned this off after one minute).

The first part sounds like Lana del Rey. After that, it just sounds budget and like a million other stupid songs. And the Pop-Up Video part? Really? I can’t believe someone thought this whole debacle would be a good idea. But I’ll say this… she’s a really sh-tty actress, so it’s good that she’s looking into alternate career paths. I just don’t think anyone needs a budget Lana del Rey (much like no one needed a budget Megan Fox in the acting world).


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  1. Erinn says:

    Blah. This is pretty lame. Her voice is ‘okay’ but the song is super boring, and nothing new.

    Probably not a good sign, when I’m more interested in whatever the hell Jon Lovitz is doing, than the artist.

    • Kitten says:

      She played a budding singer on 90210 and her singing, the songs, all so damn cheesy. Then again, it’s WB so…expectations can’t be too high.

      When people were saying yesterday that she’s only been posting about Lovitz for a few days it became pretty obvious that this was a dumb joke by a Thirsty McThirtser.

      • Erinn says:

        Ahhh I looked at her on IMDB. She was on Greek for a brief stint- I couldn’t stand her on that.

        Thirsty McThirster seems pretty darn accurate here. Not that you’d expect the WB to be putting out anything super cutting edge – especially for a character, but man. It doesn’t seem like she can really do anything beyond that, singing wise.

    • Naya says:

      You are right, its bad. Also the video isnt as funny as they seem to think and its mismatched with this song anyway.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Wow. I hated everything about this! I hated the thirsty prank. I hate the song. I hate the video. I hate all her sexy posing. Even Jon Lovitz gets thrown under this runaway bus. Is there ANYTHING original? Nope – that’s why she needed the stupid prank. Can’t say I wish her well – her “parody” is her life.

  2. Nancy says:

    Cheap trick. If she wanted any type of creditability for her “joke” she should have waited till April 1st. Does she really believe this will help her sales. Don’t count on it.

  3. Dangles says:

    Now to go and read the comments under yesterday’s article about this and laugh at everybody who got wound up about it.

    Re: Jon Lovitz: this is one of his funniest onscreen moments:

  4. Patricia says:

    Ugh what a loser. I didn’t even know who she was, and now I will only know her as the dumb prankster.

    • Tate says:

      Same here. No clue who she was and now she will forever be remembered as the chick that pulled the Lovitz stunt.

    • Christin says:

      I won’t watch the video, and don’t care if she sings like an angel.

      If she needs a single name for her singing career, Desperita seems fitting. She looks like a long lost sister of Casey Anthony and Megan Fox.

  5. paolanqar says:

    It wasn’t funny’s not funny today. If anything.. it’s lame.
    And people didn’t care yesterday..let alone today.
    What a couple of losers.

  6. purple prankster says:

    @dangles exactly lol
    Now that its not true I feel a bit sorry for him…like, she thought ‘who’s the ugliest old ugly old guy I would never date…Jon Lovitz’

  7. ell says:

    you know actually, she was really good in 90210 in the first season, she had my favourite storyline. then idk what happened, and everything went downhill. and this prank was remarkably unfunny.

    • DelilahJones says:

      So true! Her storyline (a child actor addict) was really interesting the first season. I feel like the other characters got better while she became this over the top villain and it did not work.

  8. Choo says:

    Ya know, lameness aside, there’s a remarkable arrogance to this. Did she really think she’s big or interesting enough for anyone to give the first sh*t who she may or may not be engaged to?

    • Lizzie McGuire says:

      But now everyone knows about her, either for this prank being so unfunny or the ridiculously lame music video. She probably sees this as a win what a loser.

    • Linn says:

      The people from celebitchy and the people who commented on yesterdays post clearly cared enough to spent some of their time writing about it.

      • Luxe says:

        True, but this a celebrity gossip site. We hardly represent a wide swath of the public.

  9. Jen says:

    She would be better off actually dating some aging star dude. She isn’t going anywhere in showbiz – acting or singing or whatever. Bless her heart though for the desperate pathetic Try.

  10. NeNe says:

    Yawn! How lame can you get?

  11. Snowflake says:

    I like the voice and the song, but the video?! Barf! All the sexual innuendos! Yuck!

  12. OrigialTessa says:

    I found her far more interesting when I thought she was going to marry Jon Lovitz.

  13. CornyBlue says:

    Can someone face be naturally the shape her face is ? It seems so odd.. like her jaw bone is half the size of a normal jawbone

  14. Skyblue says:

    Cannot unsee the video…ick…

  15. NL says:

    I thought that was kinda cute, actually. And I clearly wouldn’t have watched it without this ruse so… win?

  16. Annie says:

    I think she had to reveal this sooner because she was getting nasty comments from her own fans on how disappointed they were that she was gold digger and flaunting it. Tons of people were unfollowing her, nobody was amused, everybody was grossed out. I follow her on IG, so I pretty much watched this develope before she released the video. If she had waited any longer this could have backfired. Especially with people’s reactions to the actual gossip stories. She got a ton of nasty tweets too. But now her fans are relieved and laughing about it. Even though the rest are like “Oh?”

    The video skeeved me out though. What a weird concept to choose, sugar daddies. But they are a trend lately, with all the IG models we see these days… And they attempted to tone it down with “humor” because of how skeezy it would be without the pop ups.

  17. lucy2 says:

    Can’t stand people who resort to PR stunts to sell themselves. Make good music and people will buy it.

    • CornyBlue says:

      Come on now. She is obviously not good in anything. She needed to stand out from all the other pretty but talentless girls in hollywood and pulled a stunt.

  18. M says:

    I don’t want to watch the video so can someone tell me is Jon Lovitz even in it or what does he have to do with this mess?

  19. D says:

    The song sounds like it belongs in the Eurovision song contest (I don’t mean that as a good thing).
    I got second hand embarrassment watching that video.

  20. elle says:

    Please, no more stories on this one.

  21. perplexed says:

    I don’t like her music, but I think she’s prettier than Megan Fox.

    I’m not sure why Jon Lovitz was willing to help out with the music video. What does he get out of this? Is he that good of a friend to a 27 year old? I don’t get it.

    She’s an okay actress (compared to the other people on 90210 and can act better than Megan Fox) — she could just stick with that.

  22. P&J says:

    Totally random celeb lookalikes list:

    Jessica Lowndes = Evangeline Lily
    Gigi Hadid = Fergie
    Bella Hadid = Jennifer Lawrence
    Kendall Jenner = Ali MacGraw X Jacinda Barrett
    Jaime Pressly = Margot Robbie
    Tom Hardy = Logan Marshall Green
    Javier Bardem = Jeffery Dean Morgan