Lindsay Lohan wants to have a baby with her boyfriend, 22-year-old Egor

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Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan at the Asian Awards in London on Friday. Yes, you read that correctly. Lindsay Lohan came out to celebrate the Asian community. I just… don’t even know where to begin. As a member of the Asian community, I think it’s my place to say that I don’t want Lindsay celebrating us in any way. Especially if she’s going to turn up at the event looking like she’s coming off a week-long cocaine-and-booze bender.

The last time we wrote about the Cracken, it was one month ago when we learned that she was “officially” dating a 22-year-old Russian named Egor Tarabasov. Egor is the son of someone wealthy, and Lindsay’s publicist went around to media outlets describing Egor as a “business heir,” because that’s not shady at all. Well, would it shock you to learn that Lindsay and Egor have already moved in together? Judging by this Instagram from a few weeks ago, he’s moved into her London apartment, at least that’s how it looks. Now, would it surprise you to learn that Lindsay is already thinking about getting knocked up with a business heir’s baby?

Life & Style has exclusively learned that Lindsay Lohan wants to settle down and start a family with her man of seven months, Egor Tarabasov. The Mean Girls actress has long been known for her wild nights, drug-related arrests and stints in jail and rehab, but an insider tells Life & Style that Lindsay “has changed.”

“Lindsay says she wants to be a mom,” says an insider. “Egor wants kids, and that’s how talk of a baby started.”

The 29-year-old recently moved in with Egor, 22, in London, where he runs a real estate business. “That was a huge step in the right direction for her,” the insider notes, adding that Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, is cheering her on. “Dina loves Egor,” the insider says, “and she can’t wait to be a grandma.”

The source adds, “She says she’s ready to embrace motherhood to the fullest.”

[From Life & Style]

Yes, this is the face of a 29-year-old woman who has cleaned up her act and is ready for motherhood. She’ll be the second coming of Courtney Love, if not worse. I really, really wonder if Poor Egor’s father is going to have to pull the plug on this situation.

Oh, and if you want to read something else that’s really funny, you should check out People’s glowing coverage of Lindsay’s appearance at the Asian Awards. People’s source even drops this spectacular quote: “I think she’s embarrassed by a lot of her past but I think her goal is to live normally and silently. Now she has her own money and her own place, and it’s the first time of her living more on her own.” Her own money? Normally and silently? Nice try, Dina.

Another funny thing? Her entire Instagram these days. She’s actually quoting scripture as she takes selfies of her legs.

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  1. Arock says:

    Ugh she looks so hard.

    • Mia V. says:

      It’s sad to see her old pictures and how pretty she was.

    • doofus says:

      29!!!!

      FREAKIN’ 29. I can’t get over that.

      • Meghan says:

        I turn 29 on Thursday, IS THIS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME?!

      • Apsutter says:

        Meghan you’ll be fine…been 30 for about 6 months now and I feel and look great. People always think I’m in my early 20s still….as long as you don’t take any and all drugs, drink like a fish, and chain smoke you’ll be great

    • Kate says:

      Please tell me you guys watch Family Thearpy with Dr Jenn on VH1!!! Her parent, Michael and Dina, are on there ( they aren’t even a couple!) and it’s a massive train wreck. No wonder she looks like this and acted the way she has!!!

      • swak says:

        She’s an adult and could change her life around if she wanted to do so. She has had more chances and has screwed the up big time. The most recent was Oprah trying to help her.

      • JFresh says:

        @swak It is incredibly hard to change patterns of behavior and thinking that were learned in the family of origin. It takes decades. I feel for her so much. She is beset upon by forces she doesn’t understand and can’t control. That’s how I see it, at least. Her parents remind me of mine in a lot of ways. Compounded by fame…I can’t imagine.

  2. lassie says:

    Yasss! The kiss blowing picture! That’s the one I was looking for.

    • Tough Cookie says:

      I know, me too!! my day is complete. Pics of Katie Doolittle flashing the war dead in India and Cracken blowing a kiss. It’s gonna be a great week.

    • I Choose Me says:

      Gawd! I hate kiss blowing pics and she never fails to do one.

  3. swak says:

    I’ve been waiting for his father to pull the plug on the relationship. Sure if this baby talk gets much more serious the plug will be pulled. And what money does she have of her own. Doesn’t she still have a lot of debt to pay off? (like taxes). And she seriously needs to wear a bra. Her girls are almost at her waist (maybe it’s the dress) and that is really unbelievable given her age.

  4. Tough Cookie says:

    Crackenmom….wow

  5. aims says:

    It’s always the unstable people who produce.

    • BengalCat2000 says:

      Lol! I was sort of thinking the same thing. I realized as a kid that I didn’t have the mental capacity to have children. I wish more people would recognize that in themselves…

      • swak says:

        I truly admire people who know that having children is not for them. My brother and wife never had children (despite getting pressure to do so) as their life style was not conducive for having children. Both traveled a lot with their jobs and they moved quite a bit because of jobs. Of course they have plenty of nieces, nephews, grand nieces and grand nephews to shower their love on. I sometimes think it is harder to decide not to have children because of the pressure that is put on you to reproduce.

      • aims says:

        I think a lot of people have kids because they feel like that’s what’s supposed to happen. Not everyone should be parents. I have nothing but respect towards anyone who knows that parenthood isn’t for them . That takes a lot of self reflection and personal truth.

      • Kitten says:

        Agree with all of you.

  6. kri says:

    Oh dear god. Please don’t inflict yourself on an innocent kid until and unless you have truly tried to clean up your act. (I realize that sounds pompous, but I shudder to think…)

  7. Snazzy says:

    I don’t even know where to begin … that dress, the dead eyes, the puffy face…
    Definitely don’t think it’s a good idea that she reproduce. But I suppose she wants to lock this one down, right?

    • Jag says:

      Of course she wants to lock him down. Getting pregnant and having a child is Gold Digger 101.

  8. Bam says:

    This photo tho: https://www.instagram.com/p/BDt2d0upc3M

    She looks older than Angelina and Meryl now.

  9. Boston Green Eyes says:

    Worst. Idea. Ever.

  10. Mia V. says:

    The time has come for you to try to cash that monthly paycheck.

  11. Lizzie McGuire says:

    Get money b*tch talk from Mama Dina Lohan, have a baby, marry the guy & get all the money. I’m sure she’s getting zero to none scripts right now, & does Mean Girls/Herby/Parent Trap really give her enough money to survive?

  12. Sally J. Freedman says:

    I see her nipples. Ugh.

  13. OhDear says:

    I sense an “accidentally on purpose” baby soon if the guy’s not careful.

  14. Kimbers says:

    She doesnt look all cracky like she has in the past. Also like she’s a healthier weight. Still smokes cigarettes you can tell in the skin…you can always tell a smoker by their skin.

    Her mom is still a soul sucking horrible alleged addict/alcoholic so that hasnt changed.

    • Trashaddict says:

      Her face is too full. It’s either alcohol bloat, fillers or she’s already preggers, god help us! Even if she’s quite substance using, the residual toxins in her body would probably be enough to kill the kid-

  15. Magnoliarose says:

    This guy’s father is in business alright. *wink wink nudge nudge* John Gotti was a businessman too. Come to think of it so was Tony Soprano complete with a Russian situation. Fictional but still.

    If she gets knocked up I would advise her to get a professional taster because you know maybe this guy and Putin share the same method of riding themselves of inconvenient problems.

    • HappyMom says:

      I was thinking she better be careful when she’s starting the car engine . . .

      • Magnoliarose says:

        Yes. I can see this. The son suddenly called away at the last minute and she gets in her new car, a present from the father in Moscow, and BOOM!
        Situation neutralized.

  16. suzanne says:

    What a great plan!!! She will be a SUPER mom!!!!!!

    Said no one, ever…

  17. Chelsey says:

    Fresh as a daisy!

  18. angie says:

    And so goes the Wheel of life………………………………..

  19. Nanas says:

    “I’ve completely changed and I’m even talking to my BOYFRIEND about starting a FAMILY I’m so changed and completely different now… I’m all respectable and NORMAL and SILENT….”

    Translation:

    “I’m the same exact greasy hot coked-up slutastic mess I’ve always been; I’m just in a colder climate with Russian gangsters now.”

  20. JenniferJustice says:

    I find her so disgusting – seriously, no sympathy for pariahs. She’s just trying to trap this 22 yo man/child into fatherhood so she has a permanent income via child support and hopefully a trust fund meant for the child and any of his/her future inheritances. This wreaks of set-up and manipulation. She is truly a bottom feeder.

    Also, how is she living more on her own now? With what funds or income? More like pretending to be independent on young dude’s dime.

    • kai says:

      Isn’t it kind of weird that he’s moving in with her? If he was all that rich, wouldn’t he have his own superfancy place where they could live together? Or get a new appartment?

  21. Lbliss says:

    Well, she looks sober so congrats to that!

  22. Goo says:

    For the love of gawd, put a bra on….

  23. MrsBPitt says:

    Are you sure she wasn’t celebrating The Face of Meth Festival?

  24. Snowflake says:

    Fresh filler up, new extensions, somebody’s moving up. Not. Dumb trick. Least fit mom on the planet

  25. briargal says:

    Oh yea…keep the crazy going into the next generation! Please don’t let this happen!

  26. I Choose Me says:

    For the love of Pete, WHY WON’T SHE WEAR A BRA?

  27. prissa says:

    Just wow.

  28. Apsutter says:

    That dress is sooooo BAD!! The floofy sides with the pockets, the sheer boob sides which make them look so saggy and old, the high neck paired with the cut outs on her hips, and those shoes! This look is so confusing and feels like 10 trends stitched together

  29. Lex says:

    I have her on instagram and the pictures of her legs are so funny – the sun shines on them and you can see the decent 2cm of fluffy leg hair! Not that there is a problem with hairy legs but you know she didn’t intend for that to be seen but was just too cracky to notice.
    Oh Lindsay, never change. (But do, as I love you!)

  30. LAR says:

    You bet Dina’s cheering her on.

  31. Dido says:

    What’s with her hairline? Has it always looked like that?

    • Apsutter says:

      It’s always been weird like that and it has made me nuts for as long as she’s been famous

  32. Jeanette says:

    God her nose even looks jacked..and bigger somehow. Must be some coke lodged in there.

  33. LAK says:

    Argument for parental licences: exhibit A

  34. what's inside says:

    It would be like Rosemary’s Baby — except Lindsey is not so young or naive. She’d probably relish the opportunity to impart upon the world more drama and corruption.

  35. Christin says:

    That dress is not flattering at all. But her saggy look is the least of her issues. It’s hard to believe this is the fresh faced actress of Mean Girls just over 10 years ago.

  36. Tredd says:

    The government (or SOMEONE) should step in, get an injunction and have this trianwreck NEUTERED (or spayed or involuntarily Norplant-ed).