Jessica Biel’s latest “film,” Powder Blue, famously includes topless (and bottomless) scenes of the “actress.” But now it seems that her boobs won’t be making it to the big screen, as the movie is being released straight to DVD. Jessica has recently been in the press because her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, dry humped her at a Lakers game after rampant rumors that the two were on the verge of a breakup. The bland couple will probably be relying on Justin’s paycheck in the near future, as Jessica’s next project doesn’t sound very good either – in Nailed, she will play a woman who flirts with Jake Gyllenhall because she is punctured by a nail.
Jessica Biel — one of the sexiest, most beautiful women in the world — has had bad luck with her latest movies, and hasn’t been seen on the big screen since “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” two years ago. Not even scenes of Biel dancing topless as a stripper in “Powder” — co-starring Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and Lisa Kudrow — could get the somber drama a theatrical release. “Powder” is going straight to DVD in June. “Easy Virtue,” based on the Noel Coward play, features Biel as an American divorcée who has a whirlwind romance and marriage to an Englishman, and will get a limited release by Sony on May 22. Most of Biel’s fans will have to wait a few months to see her in “Nailed,” in which she plays a waitress whose brain is accidentally punctured by a nail gun, resulting in weird, lusty behavior with DC lawmaker Jake Gyllenhaal. We can’t wait.
[from NY Post]
Jessica just needs to stop. She’s a terrible actress, and she’ll never be anything more than the “hot girl,” like she was in her latest studio release, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Now that the naked photos of her are online, there’s no reason for anyone to actually watch (or buy) the movie. She claims that she was embarrassed about her nude post-7th Heaven photos in Gear magazine, but she’s willing to go topless in a role as a stripper. There seems to be some confusion here. She should just stick to being Justin’s bland girlfriend.
Here’s Jessica out and about in Beverly Hills on March 30th. Image thanks to WENN.com .
I’ve seen Easy Virtue and she’s totally okay in it. She’s not going to get any Oscar nominations but she does a perfectly respectable job – and looks amazing.
“in Nailed, she will play a woman who flirts with Jake Gyllenhall because she is punctured by a nail.”
hahaha i dont know why i thought that was so funny but i got quite the chuckle out of that description…sounds like a winner! lol
I would watch this movie if a friend let me borrow it, but I wouldn’t buy it.
I hate Jessica Biel,she’s a horrible actress and how much longer can she play the hot chick? she’s not getting any younger.
yeah….ummmmm….so HOW EXACTLY is this “movie” different from porn? Is it because there is a name brand in it?
“she’s not getting any younger” WTF she’s only 27 yrs old. She shouldn’t get hot parts based on the facts.. she’s just not hot. What’s that phrase about a ‘butter face’
I don’t know about you guys, but my favorite role was was her in Blade Trinity…using her I Pod to fight the vamps….woohoo!
She’s okay, but I think she’s a real beauty also. I think she’ll continue to float around in Hollywood B status.
famously includes topless (and bottomless) scenes of the “actress.”
And you’ve been in how many movies, TV shows or stage productions ? Zero, I believe. When that changes, then you’re entitled to your snide little “quotes”.
poor girl.. Justin wants her out of his place.. now this.. lol… she needs to get a personality and some talent.. then try things again..
I’d be lying to say that I’m not totally excited about “Powder Blue” as a totally campy train wreck. It look dreadful, yet also totally hilarious. Added to that, it’s actually getting a limited release in a few theaters in NYC to give it that “art house” sheen of respectability. I’ve no shame in admitting I’ll be seeing it the first chance I get.
I thought she was wonderful in the Illusionist… I’m just saying…
She has an amazing body and face. Seems she has a sense of humor about herself and has a realistic idea of what her assets are too. I find this makes her even more attractive. As for Powder Blue, I’ll gawk at the topless stills unless I hear it’s the new “Showgirls”. If that’s the case, of course, I’ll watch it with my gays.
Um… ray liotta and lisa kudrow? Why would you even sign up to a movie with them? You know its gonna bomb if they are in it. They are not taken seriously.
Jessica seems like a female d*uche.
She has no glutes or boobs and her face isn’t all that great. Unless naked,you would walk past her and not look back.
“Jessica seems like a female d*uche.”
as opposed to a male douche? hmm, never seen one of them. most of them ARE marketed towards women…
BA DUM DUM! 😉 just messing with you annabelle!
Lipstick…. get some!
*Snicker* I personally think this is amazing. 😀
Jessica was handed a gift with Easy Virtue. A very rare gift. I also think she was actually learning (what a shock) from her significantly more talented co-stars…coughColinFirth andKirstenScottThomascough)
That being said, I don’t like her. At all. I have little to no respect for actresses that got into Hollywood simply because of their looks. I get it, she’s got a unique look that’s considered to be sexy to straight guys. I mean, her brother definitely has the model looks. I don’t consider him to be hot, but he’s got the type that I’ve seen a lot in ads and such.
Then there’s also her comments about stripping. *eyeroll* There’s nothing respectable about taking your clothes off in front of strangers and slithering around on a poll. Seriously Jessica, stop trying to make it look like an art, it will just make you look worse than you already are.
Call it the “curse of JT…” I seem to recall that Cameron Diaz’s career tanked once she hooked up with him – seems Biel’s is going the same way. Maybe next time those cameras come around she should try smiling and looking grateful for the audience…!
^^^^ The only career I remember her having was in 7th Heaven. And she ditched it by going topless at 17.
Hmmmmm…
Christ, she needs to dump him stat. Since hooking up with him her career’s been tanking.
This is just like when he was with Cameron.
Get out now, Jess – at the very least you’ll stop being so bland and go back to being rather hot.
ps – I liked her in The Illusionist AND Easy Virtue and I think she has potential but the only roles that allow potential to shine are NOT the ones where she plays the ‘hot chick’. She should try to do more action stuff (NOT Wonder Woman, btw) over that fare – and maybe a few more period pieces.
becca: Anything can be Art, it is a matter of opinion. Does she got acting talent, maybe some, does she have a hot bod and look damn good. Ah, that be a yes!! I would say she has a great body, and one could say this is a work of art. 😉 Blockbuster should put this on a rack by itself and right next to it a bunch of bottles of KY!!!! LOL