Johnny Depp shows off his midlife crisis haircut at the ‘Alice’ premiere: ugh?

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Here are some photos of Johnny Depp going solo at last night’s LA premiere of Alice Through the Looking Glass. Depp once again plays the Mad Hatter. Depp has also been showing off a new haircut he got in the past few weeks – a close cut on the sides and in the back, with some length up top. The haircut is – like Depp – very ‘90s. And it doesn’t help that he’s trying to make the haircut look punk by teasing it up. It also looks like he got some highlights. Oh, Johnny Depp. When did you become such a textbook case of a dude in the midst of a midlife crisis?

Speaking of his midlife crisis, have you noticed that Amber Heard has not been on his arm for several red carpets lately? Granted, she’s working. But this is a woman who used to move mountains just so she could walk on a carpet with Johnny. Something tells me the bloom is off the rose for this marriage. I also suspect she’s tired of physically holding him up because he’s so constantly drunk/high.

Meanwhile, Depp appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and Kimmel asked him about Barnaby Joyce, the dude who threatened to kill Amber and Johnny’s dogs, Boo and Pistol. Depp said Barnaby Joyce “looks somehow inbred with a tomato. Its not a criticism. I was a little worried. He just might explode.” Depp also “surprised” Pink on Kimmel last night, here’s the video:

I’m also including some photos of Mia Wasikowska and Pink. Mia wore an Alexander McQueen gown, which is rather pretty. Pink wore a Rosie Assoulin tie-dyed gown which is kind of meh and unflattering. For what it’s worth, Pink brought her husband to the premiere, so those rumors of marriage trouble are probably bulls—t.

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  1. Danny says:

    He said it’s for a movie role. I think he looks great.

    • Sammy B says:

      Amber heard was at Amanda de Cadenet’s house in Santa Monica yesterday so it’s really weird that she didn’t go to her husband’s premier. Either there is trouble between them or she is knocked up and waiting to announce it.

      • Elsa says:

        Sorry but how is it weird since you said that she was t a friends birthday? I mean, doesn’t that mean that her afternoon was busy? I know I’d chose the friend too over an event in which I have no actual business and that would have nothing to do with the state of my marriage. I see nothing strange if she did attend a friends birthday instead.

      • iheartjacksparrow says:

        @Elsa – But that’s not Amber’s M.O., choosing a friend over a red carpet.

    • tealily says:

      Yeah, I like it too. Let’s be honest, when has he ever NOT had kind of weird hair, even as a young guy.

  2. RudfyZooKeeper says:

    Holy crap! He’s morphed into T-Bag from Prison Break!

  3. Erinn says:

    Honestly, I think he looks no different from the crackheads that hang out outside of one of our local Tim Hortons. This isn’t even a judgement based on his haircut… just his whole everything. This man has gotten so gross.

    • Zuzus girl says:

      Yep, I’m afraid you speak the truth. He looks unhealthy as hell.

      Love Pink, the dress…not so much.

    • PunnkyMomma says:

      I agree. I hate to say it, but if I ran into him on the street, the word “methhead” comes to mind. Major sads about this —

    • tealily says:

      Man, I want to hang out with YOUR crackheads!

    • holly hobby says:

      Oh it’s so sad that he’s not aging well. I do remember him from the 21 Jump Street days. He was a real looker. Drugs, drinking and cigarettes – kids, don’t do them!

      • Neverwintersand says:

        Yup. His looks has been deteriorating fast in recent years. It’s definitely not just natural aging process. So sad.

  4. Pandora says:

    That video of him surprising P!nk is cute. I also love this video of him surprising fans at Disneyland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo83rqYoAeU

  5. SilkyMalice says:

    Now if he would loose the bloat we would be able to see his lovely bone structure. I prefer this to his hair hanging in his face.

    Pink’s dress is HORRIBLE!

    • Esmom says:

      This hairstyle makes him look slightly less unkempt, so I’d agree that it’s an improvement, albeit a marginal one.

      Agree about Pink’s dress, it’s one of the more heinous looks I’ve seen in a long time! Although I have to give her credit for not going pantsless or otherwise uber-revealing.

    • here or there says:

      I tend to agree. He’s slightly less bloated here? And his skin color looks better?

      • tealily says:

        I think so too! This is better than he’s looked in ages. Not getting the hate, in this instance.

      • Aren says:

        I agree as well. He also seems more confident, not hiding behind sunglasses, hair and a hat.

    • JenYfromTheBlok says:

      Pink’s hair? Dress? Whutt?

  6. tracking says:

    His comments about Barnaby Joyce reveal what a spoiled punk @sshole he really is. No humility regarding his and his wife’s bad behavior. For a part or no, he and his hair look gross.

    • Birdy says:

      I agree! saying he looks like a “tomato” yeah stink depp should talk…..I think he is a junkie

  7. Mike says:

    Ugh, he used to be cool. Now he sounds like an entitled jerk. Vanessa must be glad to be rid of him.

    Mia looks cute.

  8. Tash says:

    Depp commenting on how someone looks….oh, honey! please stop!
    This is sad to watch. He is obviously not well.

  9. Nancy says:

    I don’t mind his hair at all. He did get his wish to lose his pretty boy looks, those are a distant memory. He would cut off a couple years if he shaved that peach fuzz mustache and that mess on his chin, he doesn’t need to ugly himself up anymore, time did it for him.

  10. Elsa says:

    To be fair,the haircut is for a movie.Thats what he said. I have to say that compared to the photos from Venice or the Mordecai press tour, he looks a lot better. It seems he has lost a bit of weigh on his face and also that terrible bloat. I wish he’ll do something about his teeth though. It’s such a shame cause I think he can look great again if he wants to. Also his appearance on JK was much better than his last ones. He talked a bit more quick and seemed to be at ease. As for Amber, well I guess they want to appear separate for a while after that Australia fiasco. Aren’t they attending the Reason Rally in 2 weeks? Guess we’ll see them there.

  11. Amanda says:

    The hair is much better! Except for that dyed piece. What he needs to do now is get rid of all the gold teeth in his mouth and bleach the rest of em.

  12. Christin says:

    His accessory count is way down in these photos.

  13. Pamels says:

    I’m sorry, but he looks just fine here. Navy blue is his color.

    At least he isn’t dating a different model every day like Leonardo DiCaprio.

    • Truthful says:

      he’s also not 40 anymore… so he does what he can…

      and he is worse than di Caprio: he MARRIED one, at least DiCaprio doesn’t make these cliché permanent… when you do worse than dI Caprio…

      • Pamels says:

        You think he couldn’t date a different model every day if he wanted to?

        Maybe it’s just me, but I prefer a man who settles down. DiCaprio is just an immature frat boy. He is the worst of them all.

      • Truthful says:

        @pamels: sure… but they won’ t be VS models… they have more option than that. at 52 again, and with that face and poor body (he is no keanu reeves for sure…) he would have the bottom of the barrel… the thirsty ones who would have choice between him or some cranky ol’ men…

  14. The New Classic says:

    Every time I see him lately all I can think is that he looks like he’s on the way to being the next celebrity death. It makes me sad.

  15. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I’ve only seen trailers for Alice, but it looks like he did a really good job in it.

  16. MrsBPitt says:

    Oh Johnny…what have you done to yourself?

  17. Maria T. says:

    I think I’ve said this before here, but, oh goodness, he was the ONE for me back in the late 80s/early 90s. I was never a fangirl type AT ALL (those were the days of New Kids on the Block, and I was “too cool” for all that), but gawd, those cheekbones. I was super into 21 Jumpstreet. And may have had a poster. So this, THIS, kills me. It’s personal.

    (You should see my husband – he could be Johnny’s hotter younger brother – I totally scored).

  18. neocleo says:

    I’m wondering how much longer we’re going to have Johnny Depp. He looks so rough. I can’t believe he’s a few years younger than me.

  19. FingerBinger says:

    I like the haircut. It isn’t the usual greasy mess.

  20. terese says:

    Its so bizarre. I have no idea who this dude is… until he opens his mouth. He actually still sounds and acts like Johnny even tho he looks like a joke. When did he need to look like hard core rocker. No Johnny, no. You’re too old for this look. Its not just the hair… his skin is bad, too much makeup, jewelry, tats and the hair is the top on the cake but the face and make up killed the deal. I hate to bring up the weight too but it just adds to the “who’s this guy” lawd he was dreamy. It makes me weepy.

  21. Kitten says:

    I’m trying not to snark on his looks anymore because I just feel sorry for the guy at this point. I think the haircut is a bit of an improvement. Still hoping that one day he’ll be cool again.

  22. Diana B says:

    Why is nobody talking about Mia’s beautiful dress? she looks stunning.

  23. hey-ya says:

    …you comment on Depps mild do but stay silent on Pinks 2 pink sausages sitting pretty on her shaved head…holy cr*p!!!…really looking forward to Alice..

  24. pookypie says:

    He looks like that 50 year old guy that married the 16 year old Courtney…

  25. mmm says:

    His haircut is for a film he did in UK between the promotion of “Alice Through Looking Glass”.
    About Amber when Johnny was in UK promoting Alice, she was in Italy working on something. Now she’s in LA but curiosly, she has never attended one of his LA premieres before but none of the actors walked the red carpet with their significant others in this premiere neither. I don’t know if it means something or if it’s a suggestion from the producers to not bring anything that distracts them from the hundred of interviews they made in the carpet

  26. Misery Fox says:

    I can’t BELIEVE that I’m saying this (loved young Johnny, old Johnny not so much), but I think that he actually looks better here than he has for a while now. This haircut suits him imo, and I personally think it makes him look younger. Plus he seems less bloated?

  27. Birdy says:

    stinky needs rehab! he looks like a damn junkie.

  28. Liz says:

    When you consider what he looked like a year and a half ago, this is MAJOR improvement. Maybe he’ll improve more with time off. He’s done promoting movies now for like a year!

  29. MiniMii says:

    Love the hair, but he looks like he could stand to get some sun – he looks pale and a little unwell.

  30. kri says:

    GASP. Mia looks lovely. Johnny looks slightly better.Ish.

  31. No trolls please says:

    Oh Johnny – no one lets anyone age in the US. I love him, he’s a great actor and he is a charming man. Don’t live in his shoes so I don’t judge but would love to trade places with Amber.

  32. anon says:

    For me it’s his eyes. They look so sad and empty like someone turned the lights off 🙁
    Even when he is joking and laughing his eyes still look like that. Makes me sad just looking at him, hope whatever is haunting him leaves him alone and he can find happiness again and that is if my assumption is even correct. He might be truly happy, who knows.

  33. Kate says:

    Behold! Johnny Depp has turned into Robert Knepper!

  34. Anare says:

    I agree with the sad eyes. Johnny Depp has the look of Edward Scissorhands around the eyes. Haunted.