illustration from Gallery of the Absurd
– Britney Spears pole dance video breakdown [Hollywood Rag]
– A stricken Britney strikes a pose [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Jenna Elfman had a baby on July 23, a boy named Story Elias [DListed]
– Jaime Pressly wears a slutty outfit and blue eyeshadow on her birthday. She probably did say those obnoxious things about people who adopt for vanity reasons [The Grumpiest]
– Britney Spears is officially divorced, child custody battle still pending [I’m Not Obsessed]
– I Know Who Killed Me is unintentially hilarious [Pajiba]
– Cute Bastardly lady of the day, Jena [Bastardly]
– Johnny Depp to produce and star in a movie based on an autobiographical book by Hunter S Thompson (Does anyone else think this guy was murdered and didn’t commit suicide?) [ICYDK]
– Blind Item: which actress’ weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? [Evil Beet]
– Do Sean Preston Federline and Kingston Rossdale look alike? [Celebslam]
– Jimmy Fallon to Replace Conan O’Brien [Just Jared]
– Faith Hill yells at audience member for grabbing her husband’s balls [yeeeah]
– Christopher Walken likes to pretend that it’s his birthday [The Blemish]
– Kirsten Dunst And Johnny Borrell Are Over [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Christy Turlington in V Magazine [popbytes]
– Diddy is no longer the shit in the south of France [Bossip]
– Elizabeth Hasselbeck says she peed in her daughter’s diapers while stuck in traffic. At least she has an excuse, she’s pregnant. [Gabsmash]
– The Two Coreys premiered on A&E Sunday at 10pm [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Hilary Duff on coke to lose weight? [CelebWarship]
– [The Grumpiest]
– Stardust premiere with Michelle Pfeiffer and Claire Danes [PopSugar]
– Usher’s dad is a shoplifting crackhead and his estranged fiance Tameka got arrested in 2005, not that long ago [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Jenna Jameson wants Scarlet Johansson to play her in a movie based on her autobiography [Glitterati]
– Jessica Alba wanted to marry Cash Warren and that’s why they broke up, because he wasn’t ready to commit [Derek Hail]
– Jennifer Garner at the farmer’s market with Violet Affleck [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Pete Doherty back with the woman he dated before Kate Moss [Socialite’s Life]
– Garrison Lane is due to be sentenced for his guilty plea for DUI and vehicular manslaughter on Thursday [Lifeline Live]