In case you couldn’t tell from the headlines, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s E! show, Rob & Chyna, premiered on Sunday. The big headline from the first episode was that Rob really wanted Chyna to be pregnant with a boy, and he was visibly disappointed when they learned they were having a girl. While I thought Rob’s disappointment was slightly funny, I also thought it was just one more reason why Rob and Chyna really aren’t going to last, and why this reality show concept for these two people in particular was a bad idea. But their E! show is going to get even worse, judging from the new promo. There’s a record-scratch moment in this promo, see if you can figure it out.
Chyna turns to a friend: “Part of me wants to take a paternity test…I don’t even know if I want to stay with Rob.” Yeah. So now they’re going to make that a plot point on the reality show, this idea that, oh right, Chyna might not even be carrying Rob’s kid after all? Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t new speculation. When Rob and Chyna first got together and she announced the pregnancy so quickly, many wondered if it was even Rob’s baby. The timeline is… interesting.
Of course, considering they are making “paternity drama” part of the reality show, maybe they known something we don’t – that the baby really is Rob’s. Because if it isn’t Rob’s and they do a paternity test on-air… um, that’s the end of the show?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Chyna’s Instagram.
I just don’t understand. I don’t get this woman, or the baby, or the relationship. It’s like Kardashian language I can’t follow, it’s SO STRANGE to me.
I’m with you. So much fake – body, hair, nails, manufactured drama – the only real thing left is the thirst.
Right! I feel sorry for the baby. Being born in this mess.
It’s all so staged. And basing your reality show on Maury Povich style surprise paternity test results doesn’t bode well.
I agree with all of the above.
She has a beautiful face without makeup! If any work has been done, it’s been done well.
That’s just what I was thinking , she looks so pretty in that one pic of her , and rob … Such a shame she covers it up !
She has extremely oversized cheek implants.
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Here’s Chy as a teenager. Same cheeks she’s always had. She just contours heavily. Unless you were talking about her other cheeks lol
My thought exactly. Although it’s unlikely, she should consider the natural look more often.
OK, I haven’t been following her forever; why do we assume she has cheek implants? My cheekbones are shaped just like that. Is it because she didn’t used to have them, and now she does?
Only clicked on this post to comment on how stunning she looks without all that make up. If she has had work done she must stop, this is her ideal face
also thought that. she has a great smile.
Same thoughts. SO pretty without all that OTT makeup & wigs.
She isn’t born an anime character?
I agree. Chyna is beautiful. I guess that’s why Kylie Jenner is pouring millions of dollars into cosmetic procedures to try to look like her. Somebody needs to tell that child that the “Single White Female” thing she has going needs to end. She is obsessed!
Even if the baby is Rob’s, the mere idea that they made a paternity test part of the plot suggests he was being cheated on (unless the relationship was open, in which case the test should have been done ages ago). And that’s just not a good thing for a long lasting healthy relationship.
On a different note, I think Chyna’s face is really pretty on this pic. The bangs and overabundance of make-up do her no favors.
Why??? WHY do I still click on this stuff??? It’s as if the Kardashians and their various klan have me trained to click when I see their name. Perhaps this whole thing has been a Pavlovian experiment on our culture, which has gone terribly awry.
These people have no shame. Nothing is too morally low or awful for them to do as long as their is media attention and dollar signs attached to it. Think about that child growing up and watching this hot mess. They’re all disgusting in my opinion and just hope that all the children can escape this freak show of Kardashians.
Just what I was going to say. All of them are despicable, every last one.
How in the world did Kris think this was going to help Rob?
Kris’s plastic face!!!…..that is all.
This girl is so desperate for attention.
Well, she joined the right klub then…
Rob looks sweet and kind in that one photo- wish he could get away and be his authentic self, whatever that is. Save Rob!
I wish he could take whatever money he has, move across the country and do something with himself. Anything, just as long as it’s his.
Man you sure fell for some editing. Nothing about Rob is sweet. Guarantee that romantic surprise was set up for and by the show. If you hear him talk he is rude like the rest and clearly a misogynist.
This poor child. Way to play with your unborn child’s life and use it for financial gain before it’s even entered the world… This family are just ridiculous. To me they’re no better than people who have kids for benefit money, they’re just doing it on a supposedly more upmarket scale…
All I can think of when I see these two is Emmanuel Hudson’s “Ratchet Girl Anthem.” If you think I’m picking on Blac Chyna specifically, go ahead and sub in “he” for “she” and you’ve got Rob.
“OMG what do she have on (she ratchet)?
her lace front is all wrong (’cause she ratchet)
gimme the phone, I’m finna take this heffa picture (’cause she ratchet)
Got it! I’m ’bout to put this girl on Twitter (’cause she ratchet)
‘Cause I ain’t got time for this, I’m too grown (see you ratchet)
Boy bye, not with them shoes on (because you ratchet)
ooh I just wanna punch her in her face (oh she ratchet)
I can’t stand her, ooh she too fake (she ratchet)
Girl, lemme tell you what I got my mister mister (girl what?)
a baby boy and it came with a sister (uh uh)
girl yes, I’m pregnant but I still hit the club (that’s right)
in the middle of the floor with no shoes (what’s up).”
This was all planned right down to the pregnancy and I think it’s deplorable. Yeah, we probably won’t work out or will stay together as a business arrangement but it will be Hell, so heck! Why not bring an innocent baby into it ’cause that will be our plot line and get us ratings. Frickin’ gross!
Horrible people.
Yes, they are.
Her natural face is beautiful….it’s all the hair and make up that ugly her up.
These two really don’t respect themselves nor anything else. I liked Angela before the baby stunt.
She was 100% winning before she got pregnant. But now she’s slowly morphing into a Kardashian and it makes me sad – she seems to have so much personality.
These people just keep getting klassier and klassier
I think this is a case of good editing. Before she says I want to take a paternity test, someone says that her mom hasn’t met any of her siblings. Then she (Chyna) says “This man” when she says her brother is the same age as her. Lastly, they show Chyna taking a blood test.
If it were for the baby, that wouldn’t tell them anything. Also it’s super stupid cuz she could do a cheek swab.
Therefore, I would like to summarize this thesis as Black Chyna wants to find out if her supposed father is in fact, her father. Thank you for reading this as I am highly ashamed that I watched that clip closely enough to come up with a theory.