Blac Chyna’s record-scratch moment: ‘Part of me wants to take a paternity test’

Rob and Chyna 👶🏽 E!

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In case you couldn’t tell from the headlines, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s E! show, Rob & Chyna, premiered on Sunday. The big headline from the first episode was that Rob really wanted Chyna to be pregnant with a boy, and he was visibly disappointed when they learned they were having a girl. While I thought Rob’s disappointment was slightly funny, I also thought it was just one more reason why Rob and Chyna really aren’t going to last, and why this reality show concept for these two people in particular was a bad idea. But their E! show is going to get even worse, judging from the new promo. There’s a record-scratch moment in this promo, see if you can figure it out.

Chyna turns to a friend: “Part of me wants to take a paternity test…I don’t even know if I want to stay with Rob.” Yeah. So now they’re going to make that a plot point on the reality show, this idea that, oh right, Chyna might not even be carrying Rob’s kid after all? Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t new speculation. When Rob and Chyna first got together and she announced the pregnancy so quickly, many wondered if it was even Rob’s baby. The timeline is… interesting.

Of course, considering they are making “paternity drama” part of the reality show, maybe they known something we don’t – that the baby really is Rob’s. Because if it isn’t Rob’s and they do a paternity test on-air… um, that’s the end of the show?


Photos courtesy of WENN, Chyna’s Instagram.

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  1. Little Darling says:

    I just don’t understand. I don’t get this woman, or the baby, or the relationship. It’s like Kardashian language I can’t follow, it’s SO STRANGE to me.

  2. Mar says:

    I agree with all of the above.

  3. HH says:

    She has a beautiful face without makeup! If any work has been done, it’s been done well.

  4. Crox says:

    Even if the baby is Rob’s, the mere idea that they made a paternity test part of the plot suggests he was being cheated on (unless the relationship was open, in which case the test should have been done ages ago). And that’s just not a good thing for a long lasting healthy relationship.

    On a different note, I think Chyna’s face is really pretty on this pic. The bangs and overabundance of make-up do her no favors.

  5. Shannon1972 says:

    Why??? WHY do I still click on this stuff??? It’s as if the Kardashians and their various klan have me trained to click when I see their name. Perhaps this whole thing has been a Pavlovian experiment on our culture, which has gone terribly awry.

  6. Jusayin says:

    These people have no shame. Nothing is too morally low or awful for them to do as long as their is media attention and dollar signs attached to it. Think about that child growing up and watching this hot mess. They’re all disgusting in my opinion and just hope that all the children can escape this freak show of Kardashians.

  7. Cinderella says:

    How in the world did Kris think this was going to help Rob?

  8. Aussie girl says:

    Kris’s plastic face!!!…..that is all.

  9. Steph says:

    This girl is so desperate for attention.

  10. susanne says:

    Rob looks sweet and kind in that one photo- wish he could get away and be his authentic self, whatever that is. Save Rob!

    • minx says:

      I wish he could take whatever money he has, move across the country and do something with himself. Anything, just as long as it’s his.

    • Pinetree13 says:

      Man you sure fell for some editing. Nothing about Rob is sweet. Guarantee that romantic surprise was set up for and by the show. If you hear him talk he is rude like the rest and clearly a misogynist.

  11. laur says:

    This poor child. Way to play with your unborn child’s life and use it for financial gain before it’s even entered the world… This family are just ridiculous. To me they’re no better than people who have kids for benefit money, they’re just doing it on a supposedly more upmarket scale…

  12. eggy weggs says:

    All I can think of when I see these two is Emmanuel Hudson’s “Ratchet Girl Anthem.” If you think I’m picking on Blac Chyna specifically, go ahead and sub in “he” for “she” and you’ve got Rob.

    “OMG what do she have on (she ratchet)?
    her lace front is all wrong (’cause she ratchet)
    gimme the phone, I’m finna take this heffa picture (’cause she ratchet)
    Got it! I’m ’bout to put this girl on Twitter (’cause she ratchet)

    ‘Cause I ain’t got time for this, I’m too grown (see you ratchet)
    Boy bye, not with them shoes on (because you ratchet)
    ooh I just wanna punch her in her face (oh she ratchet)
    I can’t stand her, ooh she too fake (she ratchet)

    Girl, lemme tell you what I got my mister mister (girl what?)
    a baby boy and it came with a sister (uh uh)
    girl yes, I’m pregnant but I still hit the club (that’s right)
    in the middle of the floor with no shoes (what’s up).”

  13. JenniferJustice says:

    This was all planned right down to the pregnancy and I think it’s deplorable. Yeah, we probably won’t work out or will stay together as a business arrangement but it will be Hell, so heck! Why not bring an innocent baby into it ’cause that will be our plot line and get us ratings. Frickin’ gross!

  14. Zuzus Girl says:

    Horrible people.

  15. kimbers says:

    Her natural face is beautiful….it’s all the hair and make up that ugly her up.

  16. jeanpierre says:

    These two really don’t respect themselves nor anything else. I liked Angela before the baby stunt.

  17. Erica_V says:

    She was 100% winning before she got pregnant. But now she’s slowly morphing into a Kardashian and it makes me sad – she seems to have so much personality.

  18. Caitriona says:

    These people just keep getting klassier and klassier

  19. Tracy M says:

    I think this is a case of good editing. Before she says I want to take a paternity test, someone says that her mom hasn’t met any of her siblings. Then she (Chyna) says “This man” when she says her brother is the same age as her. Lastly, they show Chyna taking a blood test.

    If it were for the baby, that wouldn’t tell them anything. Also it’s super stupid cuz she could do a cheek swab.

    Therefore, I would like to summarize this thesis as Black Chyna wants to find out if her supposed father is in fact, her father. Thank you for reading this as I am highly ashamed that I watched that clip closely enough to come up with a theory.