Latest celebrity baby rumor: Penelope Cruz

Recent picture of Penelope Cruz in a cute yellow bikini with the caption so a size six is pregnancy now?

If anyone gains a little weight or wears an unflattering dress in Hollywood, they’re pregnant.

The latest:

  • Naomi Watts is supposed to be pregnant and wore an ugly ripped-tissue dress to the Oscars that may or may not have been hiding a bump. Her hideous post-Oscar dress may have been a successful attempt to distract from her midsection.
  • Elizabeth Hurley ate lunch for once and was supposed to be pregnant a couple of weeks ago.
  • Claudia Schiffer may be pregnant. Normally no one would care about her, but she’s supposedly cuckolding her husband.
  • Britney really looks pregnant and it seems pretty typical that she would be.

    And now:

  • Penelope Cruz decides to pull a Salma and chow down for once, so she must be pregnant too:
    PENELOPE CRUZ looks suspiciously tubby – after tucking into BRITNEY SPEARS’ favourite pregnancy craving of burger and chips…

    The Spanish movie beauty was far from her usual svelte self as she left an LA fast food bar with drink in hand. Maybe she just craved a post-Oscars hangover snack.

    But her swollen boobs and waist suggest that she may be keeping, er, mum, about something.

    The Sun goes on to say that these pictures of Penelope in Mexico with beau Matthew McConaughey first sparked the pregnancy rumors.

    Give the woman a break. She looks perfectly normal and is getting something to eat. That’s what people – not celebrities – do.

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