Lindsay Lohan gets a job!

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I don’t know how in the world it happened, but Lindsay Lohan finally got a job. Someone was willing to take a risk on her and sign her up not just in a bit part, but in the lead for a major film. I know, I gasped, clutched my chest, and staggered around in surprise too. It was over-dramatic and rather embarrassing – sort of like Lindsay’s last major acting performance (“I Know Who Killed Me). Now if only she can stay off the booze and get her weight up to 100 lbs, I think she’s good to go!

Lindsay Lohan will topline indie fantasy comedy “The Other Side” alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.

Story centers on a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.

Shooting is set for October at an island off the coast of Massachusetts.

Feature role is Lohan’s first since “I Know Who Killed Me” in 2007, when her career stalled over assertions of unprofessional behavior.

“Lindsay’s very aware of people’s perceptions of her,” director David Michaels told Daily Variety. “She’s really committed to doing what she has to in order to change that.”More than one option

Producer Kent Harper said Lohan will be insured when lensing starts. She appeared in four episodes of “Ugly Betty” last year and will be seen later this year in the TV movie “Labor Pains.”

[From Variety]

I’m surprised to hear Lohan was able to be insured. Supposedly that was the biggest hurdle for her to get over. While there were people who were willing to work with her (albeit on mediocre and small projects), she was having a hard time getting insured because of her long history of on-set problems. If a star doesn’t show up one day it can cost the production tens of thousands of dollars. And with her personal issues so highly publicized, a lot of people think she’s on the brink of self-destruction. It’d be really great if Lohan spent some time under the radar regrouping, so she’s able to really focus on work when October rolls around. If she messes this up, it’s safe to say no one’s going to be willing to risk working with her for a long, long time.

Here’s Lindsay and little sister Ali on the balcony of the Park Hyatt Paris hotel yesterday. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

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  1. Annie says:

    Lindsay Lohan….as a grad student?

    Yea. That’s believable.

    About as believable as Megan Fox playing a demure, dowdy and timid nuclear physicist.

  2. Ggirl says:

    This is probably hoping for too much, but PLEASE LL, DON”T F*CK THIS ONE UP

  3. ash says:

    haha Annie, Denise Richards did it in the Bond Movie, it might happen!

  4. KittyKate says:

    I read somewhere else that the producer of the movie said that LiLo will be insured by the time the movie starts shooting in October. Which means they currently do not have her insured. So there is still plenty of time for her to f8ck it up.
    But hey, if they’ll insure Woody, what’s a little Lindsay?

  5. TaylorB says:

    My lord her arms look like toothpicks. I don’t want to speculate but it seems she either has a drug problem or an eating disorder, or both. I am glad she is working, but I really hope she gets some sort of therapy soon as well.

  6. Wench. says:

    “Either she has a drug problem or an eating disorder”

    And the award for World’s Least Needed Diagnosis goes to…

  7. TinaWithPom says:

    Normal body fat aside, there is barely any sinew left on those arms.

  8. KelBear says:

    Still many months till October rolls around. Anything can happen till then. You cant put down a skinny girl but…my god she is just ugly skinny now.

  9. bros says:

    wasnt she offering to insure herself?

  10. Jaclyn says:

    I hate to say this, but Labor Pains actually looks like a good movie. I want to see it. Eep!

  11. C-DUB says:

    Great. Now Linsday needs to get something to eat!

  12. Anoneemouse says:

    It’s May…shooting starts in October. That’s five months the girl needs to keep her act clean. Will she? Can she? What will happen? Stay tuned for more episodes of Lohan Looney Tunes….

  13. Mel says:

    Sweet jesus! She looks like a wet chicken!

  14. ChristinaT says:

    ew

  15. waldemar says:

    Well hang me upside down and paint me blue!

  16. cher says:

    I will let you all know how crappy this movie is..you know it’s going straight to video but I will watch. I need my Dave Matthews fix and will endure such crap to get it!

  17. Rosa says:

    I will not bother with any of her movies. Why would any other actor want to be in a movie with this crack head.

  18. Ally says:

    The insurance isn’t for her… it’s for the extra costs incurred when production is delayed or terminated, including by one of the actors being unable to work.

    So unless she can afford several hundreds of thousands to insure the whole production, she can’t “pay her own way”.

    They may be able to get insurance still, but the premiums will be higher, because there’s a high likelihood of her interfering with the schedule. Depending on how high the insurance company sets the premium “with Lohan”, they may yet replace her with a more reliable option.

    What she could do is offer to work for scale or a lesser paycheck to help offset the extra insurance costs, so that she isn’t a huge unnecessary extra cost for the movie. But I doubt she (and Dina) would agree to that. Better to get no money at all than lose the chance to buy more designer junk she can scatter over her apartment floors.

  19. Ana says:

    “Stay tuned for more episodes of Lohan Looney Tunes…. ”

    Sweet Jesus she looks like a wet chicken.”

    My new favorite quotes of the day.
    After getting my wisdom tooth pulled I needed some humor. Thank you.

    Seriously though, if I were any of the other actors I would try to get out of my contract. Lohan’s acting is a joke which is sad because she used to be promising. Mean Girls is one of my favorite movies

  20. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    As a fluffer ?

  21. kelly says:

    sounds good cant wait

  22. Bodhi says:

    She can afford to insure herself? Damn, she must have found her sugar daddy!

    And Labor Pains is now a “tv movie?” wow, she sounds like a GREAT choice for a lead role! 🙄

  23. Flourpot says:

    @cher hell yeah, girl

  24. Katharine Jaynes says:

    I’m rooting for Lindsay. I can’t help it. Personally I find her to be a very good actress with a big stage presence. I know she’s had some serious personal tumult, but look at other celebrites like Drew Barrymore who managed to really turn it around.

    I hope this works out for her! An ensemble comedy (like Mean Girls) will be a good chance for her to show she can still act, she’s funny, and it doesn’t have to be all about the Lindsay Lohan drama show.

  25. j. ferber says:

    Her arm looks skeletal in that pic.

  26. Candi Apples says:

    What a miracle that this coke slut actually got a job.lol

    Lindsay needs to sober up,lose the diva attitude,and lay off the bronzer.

    She suffers from tanorexia,and anorexia from the looks of it!

    Her skin is orange,and her pits are white.lol

  27. manolita says:

    That tortured kid better got some real heavy therapy and medication in a closed center. Before she kills herself with her addictions and anorexia.