Holly Madison helps break Guinness Record “World’s Largest Bikini Parade”

Who determines the categories that are worthy for the Guinness Book of World Records? I read through the Wikipedia entry on the book and am only a little closer to understanding why certain things become record-worthy. It seems to be an executive decision and marketing decision about what people are interested in now and less about truly amazing feats and gross accomplishments. Eating contests, drinking contestant and categories like “fattest cat” have been discontinued out of concern for people and animals’ health. The book now features illustrations and has whittled away some of the less popular categories. People who want to break the record for less visible categories, like maybe “Greatest Distance Walked with a Milk Bottle Balanced on the Head” (currently 80.96 miles, which took nearly 24 hours) have to write in to apply to Guinness to see if they’re eligible to try.

Among the “Mass Participation” categories on Guinness’ website are “Largest Tea Party,” “Most to parachute from a balloon simultaneously,” and “Largest gathering of Santa Clauses.” Now they can add another crowd-pleasing category, “World’s Largest Bikini Parade.” That will make for some nice glossy photos to stare at while you’re sitting on the john.

Hugh Hefner’s ex, Holly Madison, was among the hot participants. The event took place yesterday in Las Vegas to mark the 50th Anniversary of the “Welcome to Las Vegas” sign. Madison also helped kick off the “Worlds Largest Pool Party.” Way to get two for one, Guinness.

Holly Madison will star in the Vegas burlesque show Peepshow starting in June. She will replace fellow Dancing With The Stars alumni Kelly Monaco. Melanie Brown is also featured in the show and will perform alongside Madison. People notes that although there are topless cabaret girls on stage, Madison will most likely not be topless as neither Monaco or Brown bared their boobs.

Photo Credit: WENN.com

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  1. Kelly says:

    I see a woman desperately trying to hold onto a tiny shred of fraying fame that came not from any talent, so to speak, but who she slept with.


  2. Sol says:

    I adore Holly!!! She doesn’t harm anybody, she was HH girl as well as Bridget and Kendra and to the new generations they are mor famous than Hefner.Sorry about that but it’s just true.

  3. Cinderella says:

    Why won’t she show her boobs? It’s not like she’s shy about being naked.

  4. Frenchie says:

    I love that she accesorized her swimsuit with a diamond cross around her neck – way to go !

  5. Michelle says:

    What an illustrious and meaningful contribution to society from nothing less than an expertly skilled and talented actress… er, musician… model? Author? Chef? No? Okay, I’m lost. What does she do, and why should I care?

    Holly needs to pack up her useless butt and head back to wherever she came from. Her body is okay, but she’s always got this creepy Mamie Van Doren face going on. Either way, she’s about as useless as a well-hung man in a lesbian bar.

  6. kelly says:

    She definitely has a nice body but not much else. I found her very fake on “the girls next door.’ and I don’t mean her boob job. I feel sorry for her actually, Kendra has a fiance and a reality show coming her way, Bridget has her travel thing she does..what does Holly have? Nothing really, just some silly appearances here and there.

  7. A_G says:

    Oh, I like Holly. I say more power to her!

  8. Kelly says:

    Ok, so far I got “she doesn’t harm anybody,” she slept with Hugh Hefner, she’s famous and she accessorizes a bathing suit with a necklace.

    These are reasons we should adore her.

    Michelle, you got all that?

  9. daisy says:

    if your gonna go down THAT path..then why the f does spencer and heidi get so much (UGH) press? I like holly thou

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