The Sun: Angelina Jolie is basically being advised by a coven of ‘witches’


Angelina Jolie was seen and photographed for the first time in public since she filed for divorce in September. She was seen at the Hotel Bel-Air with some or all of her children. I’m not sure if she’s really staying at the hotel or if it was just a day-trip or what. You can see the full length photo here. She wore a black sack, basically.

If you’re getting Witch Vibes from Angelina these days, that might be because she’s actually a WITCH. At least according to the British tabloid The Sun. For months now, Team Pitt has been pushing a storyline about Angelina that just sounds so… stupid. I really don’t know what to say about it other than that. The story goes that Angelina has fallen under the spell of two powerful women, Arminka Helic and Chloe Dalton. Dalton and Helic are influential advocates and humanitarians and they’ve advised Angelina for a few years on her UNHCR work and much, much more. There are claims (seemingly from Brad’s camp) that Dalton and Helic are “advising” Angelina on her divorce too, that they have been pushing Angelina to drop Brad and move to London full time so she can pursue a purely political and humanitarian career. And that’s what this new story from The Sun is about. Only The Sun calls Dalton and Helic “witches.”

The Sun today reveals how William Hague’s ex-adviser and a member of the House of Lords have become central in the war between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Pals say Arminka Helic, 48, and Chloe Dalton, 37 — mockingly referred to as “the two witches” — got between the couple in the marriage’s last year as Angelina’s personal advisers. Last night a long-time member of the couple’s staff revealed: “The three are in cahoots together and it’s Brad who loses out. It’s very easy to get caught in Angelina’s web for Chloe and Arminka. Angelina is a seductress of the highest order. I’m sure that they find it intoxicating because when she wants to be Angie is incredibly intoxicating.”

For the first time, friends of the couple have disclosed how Brad became increasingly angry with the pair’s close relationship with his wife in the last year of their marriage. A pal said: “At first he enjoyed having them around. But you could see, especially in the last year, he started to get more and more infuriated with them because they would never be out of the room. Every time he went into a room and wanted to speak to Angelina, they’d be there in the background. And he could definitely see the change that was going on where they would constantly advise her.”

Another staff member explained: “They were always advising her, ‘You should spend more time with us and some time away from Brad’. The asked her to come to a family estate in Yorkshire or go to Bosnia to visit Arminka’s family.” A second staff member added: “You’d catch them whispering into her ear either side of her and then as soon as you walked into a room they’d go quiet and stare at you.”

An employee said: “Initially when they came into Angie’s life it was entirely about the political and her charitable side, and then in this past period of time it took on a whole other life. It became very intense. It was notable in Hollywood that all of a sudden two UK political advisers were now somehow being viewed as legitimate representatives of Angie on every level.”

In May 2015, the trio launched the Jolie Pitt Dalton Helic Foundation dedicated to improving access to education and preventing violence to women. Jolie lent the charity, which was set up as a company, £368,686 to get it off the ground. Accounts for December 2015 showed Jolie pumped in the sum and has not yet received any money back. Neither Helic or Dalton have made a loan to the company. The Jolie cash was spent in just seven months, between May and December 2015. The foundation has assets of £42,117 but an overall debt of £348,786. While the set-up is perfectly legitimate, official documents reveal Jolie is the only director responsible for covering any debts the foundation racks up.

The pair are believed to have travelled numerous times on business with Angelina, with sources suggesting they have spent at least 70 days with her this year. They are thought to have stayed with the family at the Amman Resort in Thailand last December and have travelled twice to Cambodia in recent months. They have also made at least six trips to LA, including in April, May, June, July, September and again this month. A pal said: “They’re in contact all the time, including in Malibu recently. They come for weeks.”

One staffer said: “If you went up to most people who work with the family anywhere around the world and you mentioned the nickname two witches, everyone knows exactly who you’re talking about.”

[From The Sun]

The misogyny of this is sort of disturbing. It’s 2016 and we’re calling powerful, thoughtful, passionate women “witches.” Apparently, we’re also attributing weird powers of seduction and psychological leverage to these women too. It can’t ever be as simple as “Angelina has been in the process of moving away from the Hollywood life for years and she found two powerful allies to advise her on her current work.” No, they ALL have to be witches. Mystery! Seduction! Intoxicating! BURN THEM! Drown them for their crimes!


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  1. detritus says:

    I choose to laugh over this right now.
    Or cackle, as it may be.

    • SilverUnicorn says:

      I feel a witch too, at this point. I also like it lol

      • detritus says:

        I’m leaning in to this nasty woman, staunch feminist, witchy seductress business.
        If anyone ever asks whats in my pockets/bag/hair, I’m responding with ‘secrets, temptation and eye of newt’.

      • Belle Epoch says:

        Nasty women for sure! They’re getting sh-t done that everyone else overlooks and dismisses.

      • anna says:

        detritus, lol! best thing i read all day!

      • SilverUnicorn says:

        Hahahaha “the eye of newt”? LOL dragon nails and so on, hehe!

    • doofus says:

      me too. talk about ridiculous stories!

      and THIS…

      “You’d catch them whispering into her ear either side of her and then as soon as you walked into a room they’d go quiet and stare at you.”

      so, they’re going with the Grima Wormtongue vibe here? sheesh, I don’t think my eyes can roll any harder.

      • detritus says:

        Lol, you mean like anyone having a private conversation.
        No, it must not be, women ONLY talk about the downfall of men and other women. The Sun knows the truth.

      • SilverUnicorn says:

        “they’re going with the Grima Wormtongue vibe here? ”

        Psst, careful or Gandalf will mess up our plans if he knows about that :D
        Where is a Palentir when you need one?

      • AnnaKist says:

        Secret Women’s Business…

    • Hannah says:

      The Sun forgot to mention that Angelina’s staff knows that those Maleficent horns are real.

    • Megan says:

      Angie is spending a lot of time with colleagues with whom she is trying to get a foundation off the ground. I believe The Malleus Maleficarm addresseses this in chapter six, page 12.

      • detritus says:

        Ah yes, 6(12) of the code.
        For the start of any new coven, one must convene with at minimum two other witchy women, henceforward known as hags.

      • Sarah says:

        @detritus, they could also be called Crones. We need more Crones. Always.

      • detritus says:

        Gaia damnit, I forgot about the proper titles. Sarah my apologies.

        As put forward in the minutes from our last annual Crones International the next man-hating seminar is on the winter solstice this year. Talking points include: Seductressing 101, Ruining a Good Man 102: Make Him Do Half, and Current topics 201: How to Spot and appropriately Gigi An Asshole. Please send you payment via bat or cat, we look forwards to cackling with you soon.

      • SilverUnicorn says:

        My male kitty has refused to bring our payment to you today… lazy kitty! Is it the same if I send the girl? *evil kitty ready to enter the coven*

    • BunnyBabe says:

      *stirs cauldron and cackles*

    • I Choose Me says:

      You guys are killing it with the comments. Thank you for the much needed lols.

      • Ariel says:

        Ditto. Thanks for reminding me there are sane people in this world and its not all terrible and shitty all the time.

      • minx says:

        That’s why I come to CB, it’s an oasis.
        There’s so much stupidity in the world.

      • Shambles says:

        Yes, this thread is wicked. Magic.

        I love you guys. I lol’d so hard at “hencefortward known as hags,” Detrius.

    • Sarah says:

      Are they referiing to wiccans, as in, real witches/healers/medicine women? If so, Bravo!!!! She could do a lot worse!
      If they are just name-calling, another day in 2016 for powerful and accomplished women.

      • detritus says:

        You would think so, but I very much doubt it, there’s not mention of any Earth worship or the rule of three or anything even remotely Wiccan. Since they are still spouting off temptress I get the feeling they are going off the Macbeth style witch.

      • Oriane says:

        @detritus, well, Macbeth witches messed up a monarchy for the lulz, basically, so they’re not to be messed with. ;)

        I’m not clear on the seducing, though: are the two witches seducing Angelina so she would pour money in their charity? Or is Angelina turning on her ‘intoxicating’ seduction powers so that they can help fill rooms, annoy Brad, and randomly glare at the staff? Or are they *gasp* seducing each other for… … …this witching stuff is very complicated.

        (seriusly, ARRGGHHH: “Women with brains and money = Lesbian witches” – Thank you The Sun for our daily dose of misogyny)

  2. Don't kill me I'm French says:

    So many misogyny in a newspaper is …desesperating

    • Agapanthus says:

      I agree-what appalling nonsense. However, the Sun is tat for lads, so not that surprised. It’s full of pics of topless women and sleezy stories.

  3. Kitten says:

    Completely superficial question but does she wear hair extensions?
    Always thought that was her own hair but maybe not…

    Another superficial comment: her bone structure is to die for. What a gorgeous lady.

    • JFresh says:

      I really don’t think she does or ever has. This woman seems to have been truly blessed with almost freakish natural beauty.

    • Little Darling says:

      Kitten 😘 Heyyy hon!
      I don’t think she wears extensions, her hair has always remained fairly consistent, only showing true volume occasionally when she goes for that vavoom look. Hardly see her vavoom anymore though.

      • Kitten says:

        Hi sweetie :)

        I never suspected she did until I saw the header pic. It’s true that her hair could be hidden behind one shoulder but it looks much more thin in that photo than it usually does.

    • vaultdweller101 says:

      I remember reading a LaineyGossip article a while back on how very few celebrities sport their natural hair. Her line was if you think a certain celeb has gorgeous hair, it’s almost always aided by extensions. Not sure if this applies to AJ, though.

      • Kitten says:

        Yeah Mindy Kalig (who wears extensions) said that basically everyone in Hwood has them, even people whom you’d never suspect.

    • Shambles says:

      Her bone structure is scary beautiful. Her jaw line and cheek bones could slice through the hearts of all who dare oppose her. ;)

      • Naddie says:

        That’s what I always say to whoever listen to me: beauty really comes from within, it comes literally from our bones.

    • Jesie says:

      Not all the time, but when she’s out there promoting something definitely.

      Usually she doesn’t go too crazy with them and they match well enough to blend in perfectly, but when she goes a bit lighter with her hair they’re more obvious. I think it was a couple of years ago she was doing more of a highlights/ombre thing and they were easy to spot then.

      • lucy2 says:

        I always thought her hair looked good on the red carpet and photoshoots, but more thin/flat/ordinary in candid shots. That would explain it.

    • Yup, Me says:

      She definitely does. Her hair has always been pretty fine and thin. Check it out in the Tomb Raider movies- her ponytail was very small in diameter and even then she had some hair added.

    • Snowflake says:

      I think she does. In that one picture, her hair looks thin at the top. So either her people are really good at making it look fuller or she wears extensions sometimes

  4. kri says:

    “Cahoots”?! “Seductress of the highest order”?!!? Who wrote this claptrap?!!? Has someone been simultaneously possessed by the ghosts of Barbara Cartland and Shakespeare?! Oh my god. LOLOLOL. If I had a bodice ( do i!) I would be rending it. After I stir my cauldron and rub myself with Wolfsbane (aka make some coffee and get to yoga class) I’m coming back here to read the amazing responses I know you ladies will have written.

    • Belindaya says:

      “Has someone been simultaneously possessed by the ghosts of Barbara Cartland and Shakespeare?! ” Hahahahahah @kri , your comment just killed me !!! (she says while slowly wiping droplets of tears from her closed eyes).

  5. Leen says:

    But wait! I thought Angelina Jolie doesn’t have close female friends?

    • detritus says:

      Ah you see, but she doesn’t.
      Just co-conspirators and other succubi.

    • Malificent says:

      Exactly! First she’s woman-hating with no female friends. Then she gets some close female friends and they are witches.

      And I’m sure they were in the room all the time for the last year. If my spouse was sh*t-faced half the time, then I’d want my girlfriends around.

    • Shambles says:

      She literally cannot win no matter what she does. I feel like some of it legitimately comes from the fact that people just can’t fathom what a beautiful person and beautiful woman she is, so they just have to hate her.

      • detritus says:

        I think this is it exactly.
        I usually pish posh the ‘they’re just jealous narrative’, but you know the thing where people think attractive people automatically are better at stuff?
        It seems to reach a certain point of beautiful and then everyone wants to tear you down. Angelina is at that point.

        You see it with the It Girl of the moment too. Everyone thinks they are hot shit, and then the tide turns and people start talking about how they aren’t really all that.

  6. Jade says:

    Somehow 2016 managed to put the world into a time machine…into the worst of times.

  7. Lalu says:

    Wow! That is beyond ridiculous. I saw those women mentioned a couple times by some commenters here but I had no idea who they were. Do women divorce their husbands and split up their families because their friends suggest it? I imagine angelina is like me and most of the women I know… We make up our own minds. And we aren’t witches. But that’s a fun 9th grade story.

  8. Ana says:

    Brad Pitt should be ashamed of himself. It is really disgusting that any man would plant stories of a woman in that way specially the woman that was his wife and the mother of his 6 children. I really hope he loses custody of those kids. He is revealing himself to be a trash.
    I will never see a movie from him again.

    • Fa says:

      There is not a custody war she’s trying to help him with his kids that still have problem with him since that plane so the therapists are pushing for a therapy for the kids and himself when the therapy finished and the kids are heal he can still co-parents with her

    • vaultdweller101 says:

      God, 2016 has been brutal. I was so in love with Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp when I was a youngster, and now I know that they are scumbag misogynistic aholes. What a freaking downer.

    • Carmen says:

      I hope his career crashes and burns behind this. What a f**king jerk.

    • LadyT says:

      Brad doesn’t plant stories in The Sun. This story is sensational nonsense fabricated by the lowest of tabloids.

      • Otaku Fairy says:

        Yeah. The Sun is known for being full of nonsense. so this could be a Brad source, or it could just be The Sun’s normal routine of ridiculous stories.

      • Kori says:

        Thank you. I love them both and its depressing to see this unfold. ALL stories are not planted by one camp or the other and I’m not rooting for or against anyone. Well for the kids I am. It doesn’t have to be good/evil Brad or Angie. The tabs 100% make stuff up constantly especially with these two and have for a decade. Were all those stories leaked by the couple then too? Because it’s the same narrative as ever.

    • lucy2 says:

      While I do think his team has been planting stories and trying to paint her as a problem too, I don’t think this is one of them.
      Nor do I think he should lose custody of his kids over made up tabloid stories that likely didn’t come from him. Geez.

      • Agapanthus says:

        You would have to have a very low IQ to come up with something as poor as this, so I doubt it’s from Pitt’s team.

        The Sun is an awful rag, owned by Murdoch. Remember Hillsbrough and the appalling, lying headlines they published about that?!

  9. Little Darling says:

    But where is the proof of witchiness?? I was waiting for some juicy to drop with them being white witches, or they they actively practice witchcraft and put some crazy freezer spells on Brad and laid out a circle of protection around Angie in a haze of sage and san Paulo. That TMZ actually caught the three of them chanting under the super moon around a cauldron.

    Pshhh. The way they wrote about it, seems like she just has two very close advisors who are helping her with her humanitarian efforts.

  10. Aiobhan Targaryen says:

    HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well, I guess none of Angie’s detractors can say she does not have any female friends anymore. She has not one but two women who she can stand being in the same room with for more than five minutes.

    Nothing new to write because Kaiser said everything I wanted to say. Angie looks good, exhausted but good.

  11. MrsBPitt says:

    I can just picture the three “witches” with their pointy hats, stirring a steamy, bubbling cauldren and reciting “bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, turns Brad’s career into fine rubble”! lol

    These stories are just going to get nuttier and nuttier!!!!

    • mini says:

      HoHandler better watch her back. She is such an idiot now talking about women sticking together when she is the worst.

  12. boredblond says:

    I really doubt this rubbish is coming from Pitt..seems like extensions of old recycled tales of her vials of blood, vampy/witchy days that tabs like to dig up.

  13. Zapp Brannigan says:

    “You’d catch them whispering into her ear either side of her and then as soon as you walked into a room they’d go quiet and stare at you.” Roughly translated: they were doing work for their humanitarian causes and were always being interrupted for some stupid reason.

    How does one become a seductress of the highest order, do you start in a lower order and work your way up, or are you appointed your position by some professional body, I am asking for a friend.

    • Little Darling says:

      Hahaha WIN “asking for a friend”.

    • Aiobhan Targaryen says:

      It is not something you learn but something you are born with, like a birth mark or red hair.

      Either you learn to live with it and try to stay under the radar or you use it to your full advantage. Obviously, Angelina chose the latter option.

    • detritus says:

      Dont fret!
      Pretty sure the coven is working on a vetting and training process. Wait to redeem all of your frog hearts and salamander brains when subscribing though because the updated manual should be coming out shortly. These ladies just need a little time without journo interruption to work out the kinks in the accreditation process.

      One day you too could be a Seductress of The Highest Order, men will fall at your feet, women will hate you AND want to be you!

    • lucy2 says:

      I assumed you had to pay for it, like Scientology?

  14. Helena says:

    Not everything they do is kosher. Guardian is hardly a tabloid and wrote about it 2015

  15. Who ARE These People? says:

    Still better than Trump’s cabinet picks.

  16. BJ says:

    Well I’m surprised they didn’t claim she was engaging in lesbian orgies with “the witches”.

  17. jinni says:

    I would love to watch a fictional show or mini series about witches. Not like Witches of East End or some CW nonsense. I mean a well made, quality show with good acting; not cheesy. Maybe now that mysitcore is in and fantasy is getting a big push someone will make it happen.

    • Chem says:

      Have you seen The Witch? Is a film though

      • Escaped Convent says:

        Chem, I saw The Witch recently and thought it was fantastic. I would recommend it to anyone who likes creepy atmosphere. I read that it even scared Stephen King.

  18. Tan says:

    Strong powerful women supporting each other and helping one strong powerful woman take control of her life being branded as seductress, witches and witch coven and then publicly persecuted ( as the tabloids and Team Brad are doing). Where have I heard that before?
    Ah every civilization, every part of the world in every time.

    On a second thought. It looks like an increasingly bitter end of a relationship. And from personal experience, the strong woman is always called worse of name and harassed horribly during the end days. However what usually is limited to ordinary people with ordinary public reach has ballooned out of propeller because both the AJ and BP are extraordinarily famous people.

  19. Maya says:

    So if women are strong, independent, beautiful and are friends then they are witches?

    Then they better count in Queen Rania, Loung Ung, Marianne Pearl, Jane Goddall etc because these amazing women are also close friends’ of Angelina’s.

    But let me get this:

    Brad was the one who was drunk and possible high in front of his children.

    Brad was the one who behaved in such a way that his children especially his oldest sons felt that they had to protect their mother.

    Brad was the reason that his children has to receive therapy.

    And yet the media and some people are blaming Angelina and calling her names?

    Feminism has truly disappeared and we are truly living in a man’s especially white man’s world.

    • Fa says:

      “Brad was the one who behaved in such a way that his children especially his oldest sons felt that they had to protect their mother.”

      I doubt that her son was protecting her, I don’t believe anymore that Brad and Angie were fighting on the plane because if the parents were fighting why Brad is the only one who get individual therapy but not her
      Since I read their lawyers emails exchange Brad was fighting with his son whatever the reason but no with Angie.
      I think his people plant the fighting between them to diverse father and son fight

      • O.o says:

        Good point. Angie would be advised to take part in anger management therapy and as we know from the documents she was not.
        It seems that form the beginning Brad’s team was trying to put the blame on Angie and Maddox. Unfortunately Brad is a coward who cares too much about his image.

  20. Molly says:

    Straight out of Macbeth. But given this election year I guess we shouldn’t be surprised. Thank

  21. mkyarwood says:


  22. Brittney Buckley says:

    So let me get this straight… she socializes mostly with her family and husband, and she “has no female friends” and can’t get along with women. She then socializes and works closely with two women, and she’s abandoned her husband for WITCHES.

    She can’t win. Story of her life.

  23. justica says:

    I don’t trust Dalton and/or Helic. Plus Dalton lives with her, I think these two women are using Angelina for their own enrichment etc.

  24. waitandsee says:

    One of them called DCFS.

    • almondmilk says:


      You know this how?

      Sources? (that aren’t tabloid POS?)

      That said, if true and she did….

      Good for her.

      • kay says:

        almondmilk: what waitandsee meant was that one of them manifested a thought into a dcfs staff members brain and thus began a witch hunt…errr…i mean, an investigation.

      • @almondmilk says:

        You’re funny. You always think like you’re an almighty JP god or something like that.

      • almondmilk says:

        Why are you responding to me, using my screen name ‘@almondmilk’ as a handle?
        Please stop. It may confuse the thread.

        How difficult is it for you to think up any other handle, and then just address me in the body of your reply. Geesh.

      • lmao says:

        Sorry if it’s too hard for you to understand that @almondmilk means the same like to almondmilk. And you basically called the other people on this thread stupid. Hilarious.

      • kay says:

        sorry. i was just joking around about waitandsee’s comment.
        also, i don’t understand the difference between putting the “@” or not?
        didn’t mean to confuse anything, just rolling with the jokes in the comments.

  25. Joannie says:

    Sounds like a very crowded marriage. She looks awful in the picture by the car. Flat stringy hair and what’s up with the black robe? She is a far cry from the beautiful woman she was ten years ago and it has nothing to do with aging.

    • TheSame says:

      She could cut someone with her cheekbones in that pic.

    • L says:

      If that look is awful, I’d want look that awful every day. Wow!

    • truth says:

      Her looks are going downhill since the operations etc.

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        Why don’t you have a double mastectomy and an ovarectomy (sp) well before natural menopause and then get back to us.

    • Maya says:

      Funny you don’t say that about little Jen A and her marriage to Justin. They only go on holidays with others and even went on their honeymoon with several other people..

      Plus your idol only surrounds herself with her showbusiness friends… any comments?

    • Zapp Brannigan says:

      Brad drains all his partners, think back all of them were at their thinnest with him, Goop, Angie and especially Jennifer, all got super thin when in a relationship with him and then bounced back when it ended. They were all small to begin with also so looked increasingly ill with him.

      And a big plus one to the crowded marriage, him, her, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker and Captain Morgan, crowded for sure.

      • Yepisaidit says:

        Agree with what you say about Brad draining her. She’s been very thin and unhealthy looking for most of their relationship. Now she’s going through a very high profile divorce and her children were dealing with DCFS FOR 8 weeks. She should look as happy as Brad Pitt did on his promo tour? He didn’t have to deal with the stress of dcfs and fbi 24/7. Add to that that her kids want nothing to do with him. It’s understandable that she would look stressed.

        Hopefully when it’s all over and he’s out of her life she can find happiness and health.

      • Sage says:

        With the exception of her tomb raider days, Angelina has always been thin and at times sickly looking. Shes not going to gain weight and muscle now that Brad is out of her life.

      • YepIsaidit says:

        Sage, she was on drugs in the late 90s. That’s why she looked like hell. She was even healthier looking with Billy bob than she was when she was with Brad.
        Too bad BBT moved onto a new wife because she was probably happiest with him and that’s why she looked so much healthier. Most of the time with Brad she looked unhapy, stressed and sick.

        Give her time for this mess to blow over

      • xo says:

        I noticed the weight loss pattern too, but I always assumed it was in response to the increased public scrutiny they received while in a very public relationship. I thought the spotlight drained them, not Brad.

        it’s an odd pattern, though, regardless. . .

      • Kori says:

        I thought she was peak beauty when pregnant with the twins. But since BBT she’s become the mother of six who jets all over for humanitarian reasons, produces and directs and still acts AND has undergone major health issues including two major surgeries. I think that accounts for the weight loss and sometimes haggard appearance–and even that comes and goes. I think she was her happiest with brad and her words bear that at. It just went bad at the end sadly but they seemed really happy for years.

    • kay says:

      so right, joanie. so right.
      she looks nothing like she did prior to her life imploding, and it is not like grief and pain are beautifying.
      but hey, since her beauty is internal i reckon it is irrelevant anyway.

    • almondmilk says:

      Really @joanne?

      A crowded marriage? How? Because she has two colleagues who are female?

      Angelina and Brad have been together 12 years, she started working on the war crimes and sexual violence in conflict with these women (and others) not even a year ago.

      She’s also filmed and directed movies while on location (that they have nothing to do with).

      So Brad can have his longtime partners at Plan B Deedee Gardner, Brad Grey, etc. who he develops film and industry projects with and works closely/consistently with for a decade and change, and that doesn’t ‘crowd the marriage,’ but Angelina’s humanitarian non profit endeavor she started a year ago does?

      Alrighty then!

    • almondmilk says:

      Meow to you to @joanne.

      I just watched her video address she did a week ago and she was as stunning as ever.

      To her detractors: Sorry, she’s not dead and she’s not yet, not beautiful. I know you’ve (collectively, the haters) been bizarrely and pathetically waiting for that mystical schadenfreud comeuppance moment even more than you’ve been waiting for her breakup with Pitt, but hate to break it to you…that type of bone structure isn’t going to cease being beautiful one day. She’ll have pics that aren’t great, like anyone because she’s human and seems pretty low maintenance – she’ll look older and not 25 but let’s be real:
      she’s *still* Angelina Jolie. That means her bad day is better than 97% of the population’s best day.

      Meaning by the next thread she’ll once again stun you into bitter silence like she pretty much does on the regular.

      It’s so weird what people do to beautiful women. And by ‘people’ i typically mean other women. I see it in other threads, like Natalie Portman’s – people discussing how much older and tired she looks….

      While another remaining nameless average celeb who has never been considered ‘beautiful’ and is on the plain side, will get all kinds of ‘You go girl! ‘ and ‘she looks so good,’ affirmatioms.

      It’s hysterically transparent and catty.

      • Joannie says:

        Try being secure in your own opinion. Not everyone agrees. Why belittle someone who doesnt see things as you do? Your comment says so much about you. Its sad actually.
        Angie is beautiful but she looks awful in that middle picture. My opinion.

  26. TheSame says:

    Chloe Dalton.. does this woman have a family? I always have the feeling she wants to be part of their marriage/family.

    • adorable says:

      She always gives me the lonely-woman-vibe. She’s probably glad that she as Angie to herself now lol

    • Yepisaidit says:

      Like someone said above there will definitely be lesbian rumors about Chloe and Angelina lol. She’s in the new photos with AJ and her kids.

  27. Snowflake says:

    Wow, angie has some amazing seductive powers. Jus lol

  28. manchesterunited says:

    I never trusted Miss Dalton. That’s all I’ve got to say.

  29. EO1 says:

    The new pic… she used to be an attractive woman but since one year she’s just skin and bones and so on.

    • Carmen says:

      Lets see how great you look with no makeup on. Right, I thought not.

      • EO1 says:

        Well I look better than her, she looks awful in the new pic.

      • isabelle says:

        ha you probably don’t look better than her but keeping telling yourself you do if it makes you feel better. Stop being catty.

      • EO1 says:

        You fans are delusional but its okay. Other people are used to it.

      • Carmen says:

        I’m sure your co-hags on FF are used to it, after slamming her 24/7/365 for the past ten or eleven years. You people really need to find another obsession to fill your empty lives with.

    • Nancy says:

      She isn’t as good or bad, pretty or ugly, nice or vindictive as people claim. She happens to possess something that draws some women in to validate her. She is just a person like everyone else but with more money and expensive lawyers. Not a bad combo. Brad has the same, but he lost the love with the accusations. Up until then he was the best dad in the world according to her. Whatever, Hollywood isn’t real, sadly the kids are. I hope as a child of divorce and crying about it throughout her life, she did everything in her power to salvage the situation before ending with or without Brad’s knowledge.

  30. Eric says:

    Maybe Trump can burn them at the stake.

  31. AfricanBoy says:

    Jolie should have never had children, not saying she is a bad mother but she is this crazy wild woman who likes freedom, who likes to do what she wants, everything has to go her way which isn’t a bad life to live when you’re single and don’t have kids.

  32. kimbers says:

    Who knows what’s really going on? Witches? Friends? Con artists? Only time will tell. Besides it’s not unheard of for charities to get bamboozled.

  33. Belle Epoch says:

    Lots of shade here for her appearance in that photo. I think she looks incredible – without fake hair, plastic surgery, tons of makeup, special lighting, Photoshop and all the other tricks used daily by other celebrities. She actually looks modest, for being the most beautiful woman in the world. Being glanced up is not her top priority, like a “Real Housewife”!

  34. OpenYourEyes says:

    I always knew that Angelina is no angel.

  35. geneva says:

    I worked at an institute for international development a long time ago and was always surprised at how funds were so mismanaged and people were very amibtious (professionally)..that I used to joke about the term “send your dollars to CARE” was really for people to get extra household staff overseas in their expensive homes in the diplomatic sector of a city. It is a very, very seductive world…and combine her Hollywood DNA and her Diplomatic cache and I have no doubt that she is funding many peoples careers beneath her..but as the Sun story says she is the sole source of income. A little bit like Scientology..although of course she is doing good things for people and all. But, despite the photo opps of her in scarves and hugging babies, diplomatic work is kind of like being a celebrity… a lot of photo opps but there is a very real draw to the power and influence one has too. I am not saying that is her goal but she is surrounded by ambitious people whose agenda may be a little different than hers.

    • Zombie Shortcake says:

      I too am surprised at how many commenters here are giving the advisers the benefit of the doubt; CO$, Kabbalah, and Madonna’s Raising Malawi all came to mind when I read this. Con artists come in all shapes and sizes. Just because someone’s female, doesn’t exempt them from being exploitative and sketch. The fact the foundation is named for all them but Jolie is the only one assuming financial risk is a red flag. An aside, I remember reading years ago there was concern that one of her charities in Cambodia was being financially mismanaged?

      • Zombie Shortcake says:

        Edit: I will add the Sun should have done right and gone with a more gender-neutral “Jolie is targeted by grifters” story over that asinine witches thing.

    • xo says:

      interesting insight. thank you.

  36. Snickers says:

    Man it would be great if TMZ would find out who really called DCFS.

  37. Candies says:

    They are being nice giving her malifcent edge b/c all I see is a crazy and reckless doing.sorry.
    She is one of those better single people.
    Women /men like her shouldn’t be in serious relationship…IMO

  38. curious says:

    I wonder what will happen to that stone at the Miraval chapel with Marcheline’s name on it.

  39. serena says:

    How utterly stupid. Brad and his camp are just ridiculous.

  40. Izzy says:

    This witch narrative is ridiculous, I think AJ’s humanitarian work is commendable, and Brad Pitt is a hot mess.

    Having said that, Dalton and Helic look like grifters, and Angie is their target. They’re preying on her desire to have an elevated status in humanitarian work. Separate and apart from her marital issues, but their interference won’t help.

    • isabelle says:

      When people have marriage problems its common to begin seeking outside relationships. They could be grifters but their marriage was probably in trouble before these two came along.

  41. Bubbles says:

    My ex-boyfriend and his family once called me a Succubus so……

  42. isabelle says:

    On a side note anyone watched The Witch? Loved the movie and think its maybe one of the most feminist movies I’ve seen. Witchcraft and witches have always been linked to females who seek independence or display separate thought outside of the norm. Women who buck the patriarchal system. The movie addresses it. Hard to believe its 2016 and the independence of women is still linked to witchcraft and black magic.

  43. Sage says:

    Lol….his team may be feeding the tabs with negative stories on her relationship with the advisors but if Brad wanted to take her down I doubt he would use these 2 ladies. He could go after her alleged mental/emotional instability, drug use or apparent eating disorder. He could be real vicious if he chose to be.

    • YepIsaidit says:

      there is a reason HE is the one who has to take drug tests and have supervised visits with a therapist and she doesn’t.

    • Carmen says:

      Key word: alleged. He could be leaving himself wide open to a libel suit.

    • Fa says:

      In this case she is not the one who get drugs test 4 times a week, Brad is still in denial
      Angelina is an open book she always say she took drugs before but she changed
      Until Brad recognises whatever problems he has there is nothing anyone can do about it
      The sad thing his sons are not talking to him because he was drunk when fight happened on the plane

    • Stella says:

      She has none of those. Put down the tabloids. The reason no one touches Angelina Jolie is because she has nothing that can be used against her.

  44. fighter says:

    Blind Gossip – The Bloody Woman; I hope it’s true.

  45. crazydaisy says:

    Wow. Angie looks SO BEAUTIFUL in those pics with William Hague, classy and elegant in her black suit, just gorgeous. *SIGH* Don’t care what anyone says, me included (!)…at the end of the day I’ll always be #foreverangie.

    (And btw, I’m not yelling with the “all caps”—they just are standing in for missing italics on this platform.)

  46. Zut alors! says:

    I need someone to help me understand. So Angelina is seducing Dalton and Helic with her intoxicating self, but they are scamming her in return? Is this a master class in witchery? Where can I sign up?

  47. lucy2 says:

    The Sun can’t even keep it straight in their own story – they make it sound like they are influencing her and pulling her away from her husband, but then all that talk about how seductive she is to them. WTF?
    If it weren’t so misogynistic, it’d be hilarious.

  48. Sera says:

    She is still gorgeous. She will gain weight when she is happy again. She will get back to her humanitarian work too, as soon as she feels it up safe to travel away from the kids. And I really hope she does another movie , selfishly, as one of her fans.

    • loislane says:

      Yeah i’m with ya. A kick ass movie, where she slays being badass and sexy. Lord the gossip and my heart would be gold. Hope!!!

  49. moo says:

    It was a typo.

  50. jerkface says:

    Yo. You can’t complain about Trumpistan when you participate in this kind of assfoolery. You either got your eye on the ball or you’re a distracter in the outfield yelling swing batter batter. You understand me?

  51. Kori says:

    I haven’t seen it covered but there’s been some noise regarding the adoptions of Maddox and Pax and their birth families. While I don’t think it’s as dire as the headlines (they could lose them is what they scream) it could be just one more source of stress.

  52. Leigh says:

    The Sun’s article is infuriatingly sexist! I thought about tweeting at them that it’s sexist, but honestly I don’t want to call more attention to it!

  53. d says:

    I don’t like either Pitt or Jolie, but the coverage is certainly ridiculous and biased against Jolie. However, I still say she might have avoided all that by releasing a less inflammatory statement at the outset. I cannot believe her lawyers allowed that, because it just gave Pitt the opportunity to give a better statement and look better. Who knows who is telling the truth, but that to me, was a fail on Jolie`s part. Nevertheless, the coverage now is quite sexist, regardless. It doesn`t help that the eldest boys want nothing to do with Pitt though.

  54. Rebecca says:

    You really think Brad Pitt’s people planted the “witch coven” Story? It seems so ridiculously stupid that it can’t possibly be a PR story. Really?

    If so, he needs new people now. Wow.

  55. Fa says:

    Is pathetic that Brad is playing the victim like his ex wife, man up

  56. Bitchy says:

    The expression “witches” is certainly rather colourful.
    Nevertheless there are apparently those two women who got between a husband and his wife. The latter is something that only happens if at least one party allows that.

    And nope, those two women don’t exactly have a good reputation in Great Britain. Just google them.

  57. PennyLane says:

    “Angelina Jolie is being advised by a coven of witches!”

    They say that like it’s a bad thing.