Pippa Middleton has a ‘deep desire’ to disappear from the spotlight, hahaha

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Can we all agree that Pippa Middleton doesn’t want to be private? Immediately following William and Kate’s 2011 wedding, Pippa soaked in the attention and tried to launch a career for herself as a writer of party-planning books and socialite columns. It did not work out, but she made a lot of money for her ill-conceived scheme. Reportedly, William and Kate even had to lecture Pippa about toning it down, and the press turned on her over the years too, calling her “pushy” and “useless” and suggesting that she has a famous-for-no-reason Kardashian vibe. Still, when Pippa finally got engaged to Terribly Rich™ James Matthews, the British press was really nice to her, and she once again strutted around for pap strolls to show off her ring. She wants to be a celebrity, that’s my point. But like all celebrities, Pippa is trying to play it like she doesn’t really want the attention. Suuuure.

Her wedding plans are well underway, and Pippa Middleton is eagerly looking ahead to beginning her life with fiancé James Matthews. As PEOPLE previously reported, the big day is set for May 2017. The venue for the May 20 ceremony will be the church of St. Mark’s in Englefield, Berkshire, near the Middleton family’s home in Bucklebury. It is likely that the home will also be the setting for the reception.

The couple hopes to have a private wedding, and they are not planning to release many details. Middleton, 33, and Matthews, 41, have a “deep desire” to disappear from the spotlight in the longer term, a source tells PEOPLE.

Another source says they are looking forward to settling down and “having children and leading a quiet life.”

[From People]

“The couple hopes to have a private wedding, and they are not planning to release many details.” So they won’t sell the photos to Hello? So they haven’t been releasing details in advance of the wedding just so all of the British paparazzi will know exactly when to turn up in Bucklebury? I do think that Terribly Rich James probably does want some privacy and he wants everything to look classy and not Middleton Gauche, but what does he expect? He’s marrying Pippa Middleton and the wedding reception will be a showcase for Carole Middleton’s unquenchable thirst for social climbing. All of this “privacy” talk is just a way to ensure that Terrible Rich doesn’t get cold feet. “Sure, I’ll be really private after the wedding, I promise!” As for having babies… I do think Pippa will get pregnant right away. Then she’ll make the announcement (with a photoshoot!) to Hello.

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  1. EM says:

    Sure, Jan.

  2. ell says:

    i could not care less for pippa, but i just came here to say how much i loved the ‘hahaha’ in the title.

  3. Khaleesi says:

    She marries him because he is rich and he marries her for her royal connections.

    • Bitchy says:

      And if he finds out that he won’t make any dough out of these royal connections? Divorce, then?

      • ^^ says:

        Mama Middleton would find a way to stop the divorce.

      • Bridget says:

        They’ve known each other for a long time and seem to have a relationship based on mutual shared interests. So you know, he could just want to marry her.

      • spidey says:

        Far too boring and sensible Bridget! But I agree, and she didn’t actually ask for her sister to marry the HTTT.

      • Guesto says:

        Ditto to Bridget and Spidey.

        I have no problem believing that Pippa genuinely just wants a life away from the horrors of internet interference and judgement. I mean, really, who could blame her?

      • Bridget says:

        I don’t know that I would go quite that far – I think she enjoys the occasional pap photo. But I do also think she wants to keep low key by Middleton standards.

    • LAK says:

      It worked for Nico for awhile. I felt so bad for Pippa there because it was so obvious that Nico was using her for her connections and he took off as soon as he was set.

      • ^^ says:

        He got a great job in Geneva, right?

      • EM says:

        I’m curious, how was it obvious that he was using her?

      • LAK says:

        He was outed as Pippa’s boyfriend when he joined them on holiday at the hedge fund owner’s villa in Mustique.

        *Subsequent stories about his work kept pointing to his lack of funds to keep Pippa in style or his modest background and always that he wanted to earn more.

        As soon as that hedgefund guy, the one with the mustique villa, gave him a job, that was it. He moved to Switzerland and rarely saw Pippa.

        * where the Middletons and tabloid stories are concerned, it’s rarely media fabrication. It’s usually a plant with an intended agenda.

        Meanwhile, Pippa upped the rate of her marathons from 2-3 per year to 6 or more. And always terribly rich James Mathews in the background of the resulting pictures.

      • Bridget says:

        Nico gave me bad vibes (if that’s not hard evidence, what is?!?)

  4. justsaying says:

    The Middleton women love the spotlight, so no way she will disappear.

    • Birdix says:

      I think this her way of sticking it to her sister–sure you married a prince, but I’m marrying someone terribly rich and I don’t have to do appearances.

    • Melly says:

      I totally agree, Middleton women love the attention and spotlight.
      I do think it’s a bit sexist to assume that James wants a quiet and private life. You don’t get engaged to Pippa Middleton if you’re all about privacy.

  5. IMO says:

    Well, I don’t know what it is but I like her more than Kate. At least she’s able to wipe her nose without her mommy – unlike Kate.

    • Harla Jodet says:

      I’m with you here IMO, Pippa’s been my preferred Middleton sister for some time now. I know more about her charities than I do Kate’s, Pippa actually says things about her charities and participates.

      • IMO says:

        Exactly, I also know more about Pippa/Pippa’s charities than about Kate/Kate’s charities.

      • Rachel says:

        And Pippa’s done some incredible feats for her charities too, like cycling 3,000 miles for the British Heart Foundation. Meanwhile Kate turned up for the first time in two years at a Scout meeting five minutes away from her house, and only managed to stay for an hour.

      • ^^ says:

        @Rachel

        Kate’s not interesting in “work”, she’s lazy just like her husband.

      • IMO says:

        LOL Kate is… Kate. She’s only doing it because it’s expected of her. She wouldn’t do it otherwise.

  6. Harla Jodet says:

    Just curious, is Terribly Rich James Matthew actually trademarked? If so, do we know by whom?
    I noticed the little “tm” after the word “rich” and found it rather bizarre.

    • Lisa says:

      I think the trademark is tongue-in-cheek and made up by the clever writers of CB. Either way, it’s perfectly Middletonian in it’s snark.

    • LAK says:

      When Terribly Rich James Mathews was introduced to the public as Pippa’s latest squeeze, every single article repeatedly described him as ‘terribly rich’. Sometimes several times in the same paragraph. The writers are continuing with that pointer.

      Ps: those same articles also listed his visible assets eg his £17M townhouse in an expensive neighbourhood, his private plane, his family 5star hotel on St Barths. It felt like the only thing to recommend him was his wealth.

      • Liberty says:

        LAK, in your opinion, what is the chance that Pippa and Meghan become fast friends, being active outgoing sorts? Would Carole allow it? i.e., NO, because together they would outshine Kate even more easily? YES, because it’s PR, anyway she can get it, and keeps the pap eye off Kate’s life of ease? NO, because it has to look like both of her girls sincerely wanted nothing more than to be quiet proper country Mums dressing babies in their husbands’ infant wear? YES, because maybe Meghan will kindly wave a Boomf around on her tv show or in a movie, and offer free clothes to Pippa?

      • LAK says:

        Liberty, you know Carole and Pippa like trophy posh people. That is what Meghan would become if she married Harry.

        The question is whether Meghan would see right through them.

        Kate will not befriend Meghan. That’s a guarantee. To her, she will always be competition.

      • Kitty says:

        @LAK how rich is James?

      • Bridget says:

        Isn’t Pippa actually the fun one too?

        And that makes me feel bad for Kate. It’s not normal or a sign of an emotionally healthy person to isolate yourself that way.

      • LAK says:

        Bridget: yes and yes.

        Kitty: we don’t know. However, Hedgefund founders/managers are usually extremely wealthy. Given the roll call of his toys, i think Terribly Rich James Mathews is very wealthy indeed.

      • Kitty says:

        @LAK, maybe a billionaire?

      • Tina says:

        He’s not a billionaire. He didn’t make it into the Sunday Times Rich List of the richest 1000 people and families in the UK, for which entry is around £100m. He may be just under that, we don’t know.

  7. LAK says:

    This claim would be believeable if she didn’t organise pap strolls like the one above.

    It’s clear the photos above were taken inside the walled mini-courtyard of their home. Only the front door and top of the stairs are visible from the street outside. Everything else is not.

    • Maria says:

      I notice that she not often accompanied by her fiancé. Is it because he actually has a job? My impression is that he is uncomfortable with the press attention. Let us hope he doesn’t get cold feet. He did propose rather quickly. I prefer Pippa over Waity because at least she tries. Also, she must be spending a lot of time training for these marathon events she does, like climbing the Matterhorn. And she is the prettier of the two sisters and a little bit curvier. She will always be Waity’s sister so she will always be in the limelight, whether she likes it or not.

      • LAK says:

        He has a job he has to attend to. Occassionally he is papped exiting the house in workout gear, but always super early in the morning.

        Pippa is papped during the day and that’s why she’s always papped alone.

    • imqrious2 says:

      She will draw interest because of her sister. What is she to do, hide inside all the time? Go out covering her face? Wear a burka?

      When she went to a charity show and hid her ring (turned it inward), or she went out without it in the beginning, she was accused of being coy. When she went out wearing it, she was accused of showing it off. She can’t win. And I don’t know about you, but pretty much every woman I know wears her engagement ring (along with her wedding band) ALL THE TIME. Should women who get a big rock not wear it out? Are they “flaunting” it?

      As far as Carole is concerned, I get that Carole is a social climber. I’m not British, so maybe I just don’t get the class/aristo thing. Yes, I think the signet ring and the coat of arms that was given to Kate when she was married is tacky as hell. But is it so bad to want to rise up and have a better life than the one you grew up in? Yes, I know “we don’t see other in-laws”. But maybe that’s part of the reason that all but Sophie’s marriage have blown up? Also, the other families of HM’s kids, and their kids, the cousins, aren’t the heirs. There really wouldn’t be so much desire to know about them.

      I don’t know if I’m making sense… Not enough sleep/coffee lol. Anyway.. just my four cents (inflation,y’know 😉).

      • spidey says:

        You are making sense to me.

      • LAK says:

        All of what you are saying makes perfect sense if you are dealing with people that are not Middletons.

        There was no reason to announce her engagement the way she did – with a parade in the DM. If she wanted to be discreet and announce her engagement, a notice in the times would have done the trick. Instead we had a celeb style announcement and pap stroll parade that lasted several days.

        We know it’s a parade because the 1st picture above, and subsequent pictures in similar circumstances are taken from inside the private courtyard of their home. The wall is high enough not to be visible from the street.

        Infact, here is Terribly Rich James exiting said walled and gated courtyard.

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/21/20/3676033700000578-3700952-image-a-34_1469128289766.jpg

        Yet we have a very clear view of Pippa inside the courtyard.

        She calmed down after a few days.

        At every step, there is a breathless pres release despite also saying she wants privacy.

        And btw, she stopped wearing the infamous signet ring once she had the **£250K rock on her finger.

        **the price of her rock is included in the roll call of his assets to remind us how ‘terribly rich’ he is.

        As for the social climbing, it’s completely declasse. Please note that class in the UK has nothing to do with money. It’s a system of looking down your nose at people purely because you think they are your social inferiors no matter how much money they gave. Uncle Gary, Carole’s brother is said to be worth in the region of £200M through hard work, and he remains proudly himself whilst enjoying his wealth. And he side eyes Carole’s social climbing.

        Carole’s social climbing included making sure her kids ONLY befriended trophy posh people. Those are the values we mock NOT the working hard to better yourself.

      • Soothie says:

        Perfect sense to me. People on here will do anything to rag on the Middletons

      • Bitchy says:

        @ LAK

        When you described Carole’s social climbing and values you were rather discreet by describing her morals as “befriending trophy posh people”. I don’t think the Middleton girls were told to just “befriend” the right people.

  8. wellwellwell says:

    Her future title sounds so stupid – Lady Glen Affric.

  9. Bitchy says:

    Pippatips #1

    If you want to get the rich guy to marry you then you must do as he says.

    Examples:
    If the rich guy who you want to marry wants you to do marathons and other terribly exhausting sports then you must do it and you must pretend to like it.

    If the rich guy who you want to marry wants you to not have any friends and play workshy wife at home then you must do it and pretend it is what you want. (Same for flashing crotch and bum.)

    If the rich guy who you want to marry wants you to wear an old-fashioned engagement ring then you really must pretend that you love him and the ring.

    • Lisa says:

      LOL at all of them but maybe these should be listed under #Caroletips as Pippa’s sister is/was the original rule follower who but the family on the social-climbing map. What a couple of sad women allowing themselves to be pimped out by their own scheming mother.

      • Bitchy says:

        Never mind. When they reach middle age or a bit later they will suddenly understand how many opportunities they missed out on in life. The second half of their lives will be really sad ;-P

    • Bridget says:

      You know she was into the endurance sports before Matthews came around, right?

      • Jools says:

        she’s known JMatthews a loong time. She started doing these crazy endurance marathons around the time Nico skeddaled to the swiss alps.

        If you look closely at the pics of Pippa competing, JMatthews is in the background of some of them. So, JMO, but its possible that running, swimming, hiking and biking gained her the attention of ‘the man she wanted to marry’.

      • spidey says:

        Or perhaps she just likes doing them?

      • Bridget says:

        Pippa’s progressed in these for a long time – from at least 2011/2012, going through more than one boyfriend prior to Matthews. In fact, one could ask whether or not James got into these to impress Pippa, especially since as you’ve noticed he’s been a part of some of the team competitions she’s done (though it’s also pretty clear that those two were together for a couple of years and she didn’t publicly announce her breakup with Niko).

        As an endurance athlete myself, I can tell you that the events that Pippa does require a training commitment that far surpasses ‘wanting to catch a man’s eye’. She’s chosen stuff that is really no joke. A marathon at altitude and heat in Kenya? That god awful swim-run in Norway? A 7 hour cross country ski? This isn’t Mario Lopez running a half of a half marathon.

      • Jools says:

        Why can’t it be both?

        She amped up the frequency of her challenges from 2014 onwards. More than she had done previously.

        To secure a wealthy future, all she had to do was what she had previously done -only more of it. (A LOT more of it. 3 or 4 endurance challenges a year more-of-it) So why not do it?

        IMO, It remains a possibility.

      • LAK says:

        Jools, i subscribe to your theory.

        She was doing 2-3 of these endurance marathons a year, but after Nico decamped to Switzerland, she started doing alot more. And always with Terribly Rich James in the background of the photos.

        Killed several birds with one stone.

      • Bridget says:

        See, I wonder if it’s the other way around – if Matthews was the one waiting in the wings for Pippa and hoping to catch her.

        And as far as the ramp up in events, strangely enough that’s pretty normal especially if she and Matthews train together (and that doesn’t have to mean literally at the same time together every day). It’s far easier to go from 2 in a year to 6 in a year than it is to go from 0 to 2, for perspective. At least from my perspective (decently fast marathoner, mediocre triathlete) this is just a normal progression when you’re around other folks who share this interest – and don’t forget that Boomf Middleton is also participating with them too.

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        She and her brother have been doing them for charity for years, as others have said she only started doing them more often when Nico went to Switzerland.

        The Middleton siblings have always been athletic and sporty, so this is nothing new for any of them.

      • notasugarhere says:

        How often were these done prior to her sister’s engagement to The Prince? Or did most of them, like her attempts at a career, come after she became “famous” as the other Middleton sister?

      • Bridget says:

        @Nota: except that this is the one thing she never leveraged into a real career except for that British Heart Foundation Ambassadorship. The closest was trying to blog about tennis. In fact, a lot of people found it odd that as a self styled writer that she never chose to pursue athletic lifestyle writing/blogging, since it’s something she clearly has a passion for and an interest.

  10. Cee says:

    Loved the title!
    Now that she will be rich by extension, she will dedicate her life to children and charities, thus remaining IN the spotlight. Who is she kidding?

  11. Squiggisbig says:

    Middleton girls MO is to love the spotlight until the media has issues with their lack of work ethic and charisma. Then they need more time to ease into it….

  12. Sage says:

    “Terribly Rich” lol
    She settled for this guys money, I don’t think she in love with him.

  13. Mp says:

    I just saw this story, almost next to the megan marckle story…and OMG they look so much alike,i know some people mentioned it, but seeing those 2 header pics together made it more obvious.

  14. Nancy says:

    Right Pippa, just like how you “inadvertently” wore the ass dress to outshine your sister at her wedding. Reminds me of some of the Hollywood girls who go to FB and twitter to announce they’re done with social media and ten minutes later post a selfie. When you want to live privately you do it, not broadcast it.

    • spidey says:

      She didn’t choose the dress! And i think you will find it is tradition for the Royal bridesmaids to wear white too.

  15. Allie B. says:

    Is it just me or does Pippa look like a sun burned version of Harry’s girlfriend. Maybe he really wanted Pippa all along. Escondido!

  16. QQ says:

    Bwahahah Ok Boo! (the way I snorted upon reading this headline) she looks so f*cking chuffed in each and every single pic i see her LOL Attention is what gives her skin that healthy Neon Orange Glow practically FFS

    *quick let’s all turn our back on further PippaThings since she doesn’t want any of this LOLOL*

  17. weegiewarrior says:

    If only..im sick of her smugface.

  18. Indiana Joanna says:

    Don’t understand why Carole is now using People magazine to get out her message(s). And why would you make a public statement about wanting to stay out of the limelight? No body in the US knows her so she’s obviously looking for a new, more sympathetic audience. She’s just so hammy and cheesy in her papped photos.

    Most likely, she’s drumming up interest in her upcoming wedding, which is sure to have lots of ridiculous Party Pieces tat. All good for Pips, Carole, and failed marshmallow entrepreneur James.

    • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

      A) Cause she wants to get in with the US media now that Meghan is on the scene – the US media will back their girl up so Queen Carole needs to butter them up hence all the leaks
      B) I think the normal channel of the Fail is backfiring on them, everyone now knows the Fail is their go to mouth piece and after the trashing Meghan got from the Fail, many think the Mids were behind it and when it backfired they distanced themselves.

      And yes the Mids will stoop that low – things got nasty with Chelsy when they used the Fail to paint her as a fameho party girl and Kate as the boring studious girl when the reality was the opposite. Kate was regularly photography falling drunk out of clubs and flashing her knickers to the paps getting into taxis.

      • JustBitchy says:

        Digital Unicorn
        You have the best perspective / insights. Thanks

      • notasugarhere says:

        It could also be that #poorJason is advising them on the side. If he’s pushing a pro-W&K story to People, he’ll also push a pro-Middleton story to the same outlet. Remember the Amazing Mom Carole piece pushed to People just last month? Had Jason all over it.

  19. Meow says:

    Good. Go away, you tedious little ironing board-bodied woman.

    • Bitchy says:

      The tan! Don’t forget the orange tan! And the aging!

      Perhaps: “tedious little rusty ironing board-bodied woman”

  20. Bridget says:

    Eh. Pippa can organize her pap opportunities or not. Who knows, maybe she really thinks she wants to be private… for a Middleton. She seems happy and she and James actually seem like a good match.

  21. Kitty says:

    So how rich is James? A billionaire?

    • Bitchy says:

      Difficult to tell.
      His investment company does allegedly have Pounds 2 billion in assets under management. That means the manage Pounds 2 billion worth of investments of other people.
      The investment company usually earns steady fees and a cut of the profit they make on behalf of others. If the make profit. But there is also the risk of an investment failing. For example:

      http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/pippa-middletons-fianc-major-investor-8529647

      Great Britain decided to exit the European Union (Brexit), they haven’t yet, though. Nevertheless it seems difficult to predict if the Brexit will be fortunate or unfortunate for the British economy and their all-important banking and investment sector.

      Matthews father apparently owns the Eden Rock in St. Barths. So Kate and William can probably get cheap holidays there and the Matthews family gets some good pr for that.

      As for Matthews not appearing in the Sunday mirror’s(?) rich list: not everybody rich appears there as some prefer to fly under radar.

  22. Jumpingthesnark says:

    The thought of Will and Kate lecturing pippa on “optics” and public perceptions, just ….. hilarity ensues.

  23. seesittellsit says:

    Translation: “Now that I’ve gotten the absolute most out of my mother’s social climbing coup in placing my sister at the top of the UK’s social and economic pyramid, I can, like Kate, now stop even pretending to be interested in working at anything, and settle down into the easy life of wealth, occasional charity work, breeding, and socializing,”

  24. Rae says:

    I like Pippa, I don’t think she deserves half the flack she gets. I’m also envious of her physique and her athletic abilities! I would happily wake up looking like her (sans the sun damage).

    I hope they are happy together. Get that terribly rich d*ck girl!

  25. Natalie S says:

    I love that white eyelet dress.

    Pippa looks so much better in that dress than the sportier clothes she usually wears.

  26. Bobafelty says:

    On a superficial and bitchy note, Pippa needs a good moisturizer and some sunscreen. She is really tan and starting to look so aged. Her terribly rich fiancé should buy her some face cream.

  27. suze says:

    Oh, Pipster. You and your joshing! Sure, you can go live the obscure life you are already living (seriously, no one knows who you are in the US, or at least those who don’t live on royal blogs don’t know) so half of your objective is already met.

    The thing is, if Harry does marry Meghan, La Markle will BY FAR be the most famous royal in the US press. I think that gets in certain people’s grills.

    • Bitchy says:

      Yep, absolutely right.
      I think Kate acts really stupid. Just a few engagements a week and she would be loved. A few words here and there. But she does nothing for weeks and then gets papped holidaying topless in France.

  28. sequinedheart says:

    I feel like as much as I disliked Pippatip in the past, she is fast becoming my preferred sis.
    She is definitely sticking it to her sister in the fact that she will have a fabulous life with TR*JM and can vacay whenever, wherever without the public giving her shite.
    I liken her to Jane Ferguson, Duchess of Pork’s sister. She moved to Australia, and although she’s had a tumultuous love life, she has remained as much under the radar as she pleases, and still wealthy, entitled and known in the royal world.

    • LAK says:

      We spend so much time asking the public not to body shame people and you blithely body shame Fergie!!!!

      Do you know how much she was tormented by that nickname for daring to put on weight?

      Would you ferl happy if we body shamed you from now on?

  29. Ramona Q. says:

    Why is Catherine’s nickname Kate and not Cate. That’s weird.