“We hope everyone has a happy, safe and joyful New Year’s Eve” links

2017 Fireworks party - New Year Display!

We’ll be back to regular gossiping and posting next week, barring any huge celebrity news breaking over the weekend. 2016 has been the most craptastic year in recent memory, so let’s all hope that 2017 brings us some fun gossip, joy, health and happiness. We hope everyone has a safe & amazing New Year’s Eve. Drink responsibly and we’ll meet again in the new year!

Celebitchy, Kaiser, Hecate & Corey.

Charlize Theron & Seth McFarlane are happening? [The Blemish]
Who would ever mistake Garrett Hedlund for Charlie Hunnam? [LaineyGossip]
Trey Songz got arrested for acting like a dumbass. [Dlisted]
White supremacist douchebag gets a book deal. [Pajiba]
A Benedict Cumberbatch retrospective, just because. [Go Fug Yourself]
There’s a rumor Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx got married. They did not. [Wonderwall]
Tarek & Christina El Moussa probably won’t reconcile. [Starcasm]
Hilary Duff is trouble. Or her jacket is Trouble. Or something. [Celebslam]
Steve Harvey sucks at hosting Family Feud. [OMG Blog]
Ashley Greene got engaged to Paul Khoury. [IDLY]
Lord help me, but I think Bella Thorne’s blue hair looks cool. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Chris Martin pays tribute to George Michael. [Socialite Life]


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  1. Birdix says:

    I get Charlie Hunnam confused from the villain on The Hills (with the plastic surgery devotee wife).
    Happy New Year!

  2. lightpurple says:

    Happy New Year! Now back to clearing the ice off my steps.

  3. Tate says:

    Thanks Celebitchy for providing a place where I could share my fears and frustrations over the last few months. I am trying to find some hope for 2017 even in the face of the oncoming administration.

    • Jess says:

      Ditto. As happy as I am to say goodbye to this horrible year, it’s hard to look forward to 2017 when Trump becomes our actual president. Thanks to everyone here at Celebitchy for making this awful year a bit more bearable!

      • Aims says:

        2016 was been a bitch! I don’t have any hope until we get someone else into office . I’d like to offer an apology to the world in advance for the sh*t storm that is on its way for the next four years. He doesn’t represent a large amount of us.

  4. V4Real says:

    Have a Happy and safe New Year Celebitchy’ s bloggers, posters and lurkers.

  5. Imqrious2 says:

    Happy New Year fellow Celebitches! Thank you for another year of interesting, thought-provoking, and snarky chats 😊 Wishing all a happy, healthy, fulfilling New Year! Stay safe!
    Hugs!! ❤️✌🏻🤗🍾🎉🎊

  6. Ramona says:

    Charlize and Seth Macfarlane dated a couple of years ago, so this is round 2. The nerdy boys are winning 2016, I guess. Happy New Year, everyone!

    • Nancy says:

      Seth is awesome. Misses his plane on 9/11 because he was hung over. Whew. He is one of the most vocal anti Trump celebs out there. I like him, Stewie and Brian, plus he is kind of cute!

  7. PunkyMomma says:

    Happy New Year Celebitchy and Celebitches! Wishing all of your a happy, healthy and prosperous 2017!🎉🍾🎈

  8. Lucy says:

    Happy New Year everyone!! After so much death, may 2017 bring in some new life. Have fun and be safe!!

    • Rico Shew says:

      I don’t think it was all 2016. As others have said, a lot of the stars who made their names in the 60s, 70s and 80s are getting old, so while I don’t think 2017 will be as bad as this year sadly celebs from those decades are going to die on a regular basis now.

      Regarding those we lost this year I heard a nice quote about them: “It’s not that we knew these people, but these people helped us to know ourselves”

      • ol cranky says:

        other years may have seen the death knell for more celebrities but 2016 was the harbinger of death to democracy. let’s hope 2017 has a way to mitigate/remediate the damage done by 2016

  9. SnazzyIsAlive says:

    All the best everyone!! ❤️❤️❤️

  10. Tiffany27 says:

    I am so excited for Celebitchy in 2017! Have a safe, fun, and happy new year everyone!

  11. Who ARE These People? says:

    Happy New Year to all, with a real “in spite of it all” feeling because … what choice do we have? Thanks for a fantastic year of wisdom and snark.

  12. frisbee says:

    Happy New Year everyone be good and if you can’t be good be careful!

  13. MAC says:

    Happy New Year!!

  14. Nancy says:

    Happy New Year ladies and the few gents who I’m sure are here as well….lol. Enjoy the last few weeks with President Obama. Good cheer and health to all in 2017. Still want to know where you are GNAT!!

    • Lady D says:

      I changed my screen saver to a picture of Obama sitting on his desk in the Oval Office. It’s my unofficial homage to him until January 16th.

  15. K.T says:

    Happy New Year and thank you Celebitchy writers and commentators for teaching me a great many things and providing funnies & funny-sanity from the worst (and best) of 2016! I have very high hopes for 2017. Truly. Keep the resistance up, we’re fighting for us all.

  16. original kay says:

    Happy New Year!

  17. SusanneToo says:

    Happy New Year and Best of Everything to all here. And here’s hoping President Obama ups his FU Tour in the three weeks left before the curtain of doom descends-go whole hog, balls to the wall, shoot out the lights.

  18. Sixer says:

    Happy New Year to all Celebitches and especially my particular interwebz friends. Thank you for the laughter and the seriousness both, throughout the year. May 2017 bring you all joy and please, please, please let it be better than 2016.

    • Who ARE These People? says:

      And the same to you and the Mister, Sixlets and Sixland as a whole.

      We turn to you for erudition on all things Britisher.

      I hope Brexit drags its sorry ass out so long it has to be revoked.

    • Nanea says:

      @ Sixer: 2017 = 159 in darts??? 😉

      Have a happy, healthy and successful year!

    • lightpurple says:

      Happy New Year to the Sixer family. May 2017 bring you plenty of rhubarb and no pokemon blocking the telly box.

      • antipodean says:

        I’m bobbing up from Downunder to say Happy New Year to all my Celebitchy pals. It’s 0630, and I am suffering from jet lag, and getting a cold to boot. Damn recycled jet air! Hope it’s not a prophetic start to the year! Am dreading the coming of the Orange Apocalypse. We shall overcome.

  19. Nanea says:

    Happy 2017 to everyone here – to staff, posters, and lurkers alike!

    May the next year be not as bad as anticipated, despite the Cheeto Trumpestiltskin’s takeover.
    (I’m still hoping for Team Obama to hide the codes for the nuclear weapons in a science book, thus ensuring they will never be found by Team # 45)

    May everyone’s dreams come true in 2017!

    • JustCrimmles says:

      From your mouth to the ears of the universe, may it be. Science forever and ever, amen.

      Maybe Trump will volunteer to colonize Mars. #myhopefor2017

    • Tate says:

      My new favorite name for the orange one is Twitler.

      Happy New Year!

  20. Kri says:

    Happy New Year to all of you.Be happy,safe,and prosperous. Always look forward.

  21. QueenB says:

    this sums up 2016 perfectly:
    NSFL: Azealia Banks snapchats her sacrificial chicken room


  22. Lobbit says:

    Happy new year to all!

  23. sabstar says:

    Happy New Year Celebitchy, wishing everyone a positive and healthy and full of prospects 2017! Out with the old and in with the new ☺💛

  24. spidey says:

    Happy New Year from the foggy Midlands.

  25. lucy2 says:

    Happy New Year everyone! Be safe, don’t drink and drive, and watch our for your friends too.
    Let’s all hope 2017 is a lot better.

  26. Paris says:

    Happy New Year to everyone!

  27. Nico says:

    I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/Z04M6NhkIKk
    Happy New Year everyone!!

  28. Rina says:

    Happy New Year, Celebitchy friends! 🌟🗺🌏🌍🌎🎉

  29. Lady D says:

    Happy new year one and all!
    GNAT & FLORC, happy new year to both of you, too.

  30. Cerys says:

    Happy new year to everyone. I look forward to reading and commenting on more posts in 2017 xx

  31. nicegirl says:

    A Safe and Happy New Year to you all! Thank you to CB, Hecate, Kaiser and Corey for the laughter and the tears. I look forward to our Celebitchy community’s growth in 2017, we are AWESOME!!

    Live Long and Prosper, mi amigos

  32. nicegirl says:

    Also, a hearty handshake and a LOUD ‘THANK YOU!!!!’ to all who have responded to my comments, I have appreciated every single one. I truly love the supportive spirit of the folks here at Celebitchy.com.

    May the Force be with you all

  33. Neo says:

    Thanks for providing something to look forward to every day. 🙂

  34. Jess says:

    Happy New Years everyone!! Stay safe and have fun❤️

  35. Olenna says:

    Happy New Year, CB and CB readers! Love you guys!

    Oh, and thanks, Brits, for the laugh! What else can one do? “Man who slept through 2016… ”

  36. Betsy says:

    I think I am developing face blindness. If people’s hair and eye color are not different and their faces are similar… I could totally see myself confusing Garrett for Charlie. Oops.

    Happy New Year, all! I had a baby just before the election and then shut my ears off for a while, so my 2016 was literally the most nauseating I’ve ever had, but I just can’t think of the year my baby was born as the worst ever. Still… I hope for all our sakes that 2017 is better. I look forward to being an ally in whatever ways I can.

    Thanks for the great year, Celebitchy.

  37. Koolkitty says:

    Happy New Year, Celebitches! Here’s to having a place of sanity in 2017. Gird yer loins!

  38. Kate says:

    Wishing all my celebitches a happy new year from France ! You slay !

  39. sherry says:

    Happy New Year to all of my fellow Celebitches!

  40. siri says:

    Just came back from a short holiday, so a belated but heartfelt Happy New Year! to you all! Stay healthy, alert and optimistic, and not to forget, bitchy!