Kaley Cuoco in Tommy Hilfiger at the InStyle Globes party: lovely, predictable?

When I first saw photos of Kaley Cuoco at the Globes afterparties I was surprised that she seemed to be single. She’s not though of course. She was just posing alone for a minute, and she brought her boyfriend, Karl Cook. I’m surprised these two aren’t engaged yet because I was expecting a holiday engagement. Kaley was in one of those very deep v-neck gowns which were all the rage at the Globes, she chose a silver striped Tommy Hilfiger which emphasized her fake boobs. (She does have a bought-and-paid-for rack and she’ll tell you about it, it’s not just an educated guess on my part.) This gown is so pretty, I just wish it wasn’t so low cut in the front. She looks great though.


Look at her boyfriend’s suit close up. It has a terrible brocade type print.


Victoria Justice is only in this post because she chose an absolutely fug silver lace-up Julea Domani by Zeena Zaki gown. Of course she went for the overkill and paired it with gladiator heels. This might be an ok dress without the lace-up sleeves too, but maybe not.



Malin Akerman was in a white gown by Yanina Couture which made it look like icy ferns were crawling up her boobs. This is a designer which sounds vaguely familiar to me so I searched our archives. Yanina is also responsible for Gwen Stefani’s red petal Vanity Fair Oscar Party dress, remember that? Every other gown I found by the designer was some degree of fug. So this is bad but it could be worse.



Leighton Meester’s white Galvan afterparty gown looks like a snooze from the waist up, but check out the folded layers of fabric along the hem. That’s a thoughtful feature and I also like that she wore blue shoes. I always love to see Leighton out.


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  1. Belle Epoch says:

    Note to Cuoco: LESS IS MORE. All the women have boobs. They aren’t that original.

    • detritus says:

      Also, yours stand out quite a bit already, you don’t need to contour them so much. Everyone knows they are there, no need to shadow them.
      That’s more egregious to me that having em displayed proudly. Dress is really pretty though, she usually doesn’t do so well.

    • SilverUnicorn says:

      I also don’t get why her rack is that ‘open’ in the middle. Is that how breasts after plastic surgery look like? Confused!

      • detritus says:

        She’s got broad shoulders and I think her surgery was done when she was pretty young, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t in the optimal position.

        Implants can look really different depending on over or under the muscle and the size and shape of the implant. I don’t think Kaley spent a ton of money on her surgery, but I could be wrong.

        I think Taytay’s fakies are some of the best, and Kate Hudson’s because they look natural.

      • kimbers says:


        Tay tay did get a really good noob job! So did shay mitchell!! Girl was flat as a tomato slice in season 1 of pll by season 7 she has full breasts…well paid for!!

      • Lex says:

        Taylor’s don’t look *great* (not bad though!) as she is so thin – you can see their outline and natural breasts just don’t have such a harsh inner ‘circle’ line. The best are when the person has some natural fat present and the implant is then sort of hidden inside. Ah well

      • Francesca Love says:

        My boobs are small and natural and they look exactly like that *albeit a bit smaller* without a bra. Literally I have a corridor in between, so nothing weird, just how she is and I actually thought they looked way more natural than many fake boobs out there, in constant “push up” mode.

  2. Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

    For Kaley it was a lovely look, I normally don’t rate her red carpet style.

    • Alix says:

      Though why she (or any celeb) is so eager to show off an obvious boob job, I don’t know.

    • Esmom says:

      She really does look better than she usually does and I think the dress would be spectacular, so beautiful, if the neckline were more modest. So close!

  3. I Choose Me says:

    Leighton for the win. Not a fan of the deep v on Kaley. Shame she has a great figure but can’t dress to save her life. Oh and she and Malin have awful hair here. Looks limp and unbrushed.

    • teacakes says:

      Same here, Leighton wins this post for me. Simple and classy but not boring = good!

      • Nancy says:

        Oh the dreaded Kaley Kookoo. She so lucked out getting that show, something about her is so annoying, her and her fake boobs. But Leighton is another story. She looks so elegant and sophisticated. I think that’s the problem with the Kaleys of the world….they/she try too hard and it shows. xoxo

    • Lady D says:

      I’m rarely impressed with Kaley’s hair. She’s got a banging bod, though.

  4. QQ says:

    Lol i feel a wee bit bad but not really for what im about to say about this post but: It Smells like “celebrities of last resort” lololo like the cw/d List… i feel like i coulda been featured in my PJs for this post

    Don’t @ me about how much money Kaley Cuocco makes for that unfunny ass show

    • Sam says:

      You’re not the only one who feels that way so don’t feel bad. They are all on the D list.

      Kaley is the only somewhat exception but to movie stars she’s considered a leper so there’s that.

    • Bridget says:

      Leighton at least is because she appears to have walked away. She hasn’t been a red carpet girl in years.

      Wonder if she ran into Blake Lively.

  5. Lucy2 says:

    I love the skirt and the fabric, but it is way too low cut.
    Leighton looks nice.

  6. Shambles says:

    I can’t say anything about Kailey’s boobs other than they are just so unfortunately bad. Malin, everyone knows you can’t do flapper skirt AND ice boobs. Leighton is one of the most beautiful women in existence but I wish she’s go back to darker hair.

  7. savu says:

    Um… ow? Even if the boobs are fake, that looks PAINFUL to have them living on separate islands like that.

    Edit: Leighton nailed it. Love the length of the dress to show off the blue velvet shoe, and make it a little more casual cause it’s not like she was up for anything. Win!

  8. grabbyhands says:

    God, I hate it when the monochromatic look is in during awards season-so few people can carry it off. It is even worse when it is combined with the limp, straggly hairstyle trend.

    Victoria Justice just looks like she forgot to lace up her gown all the way.

    Leighton Meister looks washed out, and Malin Ackerman looks washed out AND like she is wearing half a lampshade.

    There was a time when the Globes were considered a more laid back Oscars fashion wise, but now it just seems like an Oscar fashion pre-funk. Not a real complaint, mind you-but it was nice to see the more casual, fun fashions before the big night brought out all the gowns.

  9. littlemissnaughty says:

    Can we put Kayley’s dress on Leighton?

  10. Sam says:

    I will never not laugh at Leighton Meester’s career trajectory. I really thought she’d be the one with the best career off of gossip girl. That woman could have been a star. I have no idea what happened.

    Having said that. She looks good here. I don’t like the hair though.

    • Bridget says:

      For one thing, she walked away when she got married and got pregnant.

      Don’t laugh at someone for not being a superstar. Especially when your favorite is Blake Lively.

      • Sam says:

        Yes she “walked away.” She didn’t “walk away” from anything. She tried being a movie star. It didn’t work out. She tried doing music. It didn’t work out. She tried being a fashion girl. It didn’t work out. You probably didn’t realize she’s tried all of these things because they all failed. And now she’s back on TV. So I don’t see how you can say she “walked away.” Walking away means not trying. Leighton has tried. The general public just isn’t interested. And I can say the same thing about the other cast members of Gossip Girl minus Sebastian Stan but I don’t count him as a lead and the woman you mentioned in your comment.

        Which brings me to my next part. What does Blake have to do with this? You brought her up in a previous comment too about if Leighton ran into Blake.

      • Bridget says:

        1) I brought it up because they famously didn’t get along and was curious. And I’m not the one speaking negatively about anyone. However, I brought it up to you because I’m assuming that’s the root of your glee. I’d suggest caution, there though.

        2) Leighton clearly walked away. She worked constantly and steadily for years, and not to mention she’s married to Seth Cohen – if she wanted to parley that into something, she could have easily. But someone who chooses not to make announcements about her personal life, including subsequent marriage and birth of a child, and who went from working constantly to not at all, the logical conclusion is that she’s doesn’t have the same priorities. We always ask ‘why isn’t so and so bigger’ with the assumption that superstardom is always the goal, but sometimes the answer is ‘because they don’t want to be’.

        And seriously, don’t laugh at someone who has different priorities but still does honest work. It’s bad karma.

  11. Jayna says:

    When you have a wide valley between your breasts, that style gown should not be worn.

  12. Bridget says:

    If I can see the outline of your implant clearly (guessing she just doesn’t have a lot of body fat and the under the muscle enhancement really isn’t for everyone) then perhaps the open, deep V isn’t for you.

  13. Jay (the Canadian one) says:

    At first glance at the headshot portion of the picture on the main page I thought “wow, that’s the best picture of Madonna in years.”

  14. Roller74 says:

    This dress only emphasis how badly botched Kaley’s boob job really is, yikes!