Us Weekly put the ‘Trump kids’ on their cover this week: gross or typical?

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True story: nothing about Emperor Baby Fists’ inauguration made it to the cover of this week’s People Magazine. I suspect that People Mag listened to the criticism they got immediately following the election (they were criticized for normalizing Baby Fists) and decided to back away from any kind of glowing coverage. Which left a void that Us Weekly is trying to fill. Last week’s Us Weekly cover was Ivanka Trump trying to soften her image and send the signal that she’s there to humanize her petty, despotic father. Now Us Weekly is going all-in with this week’s cover of all of the Familia de Baby Fists. Hey, if they okay’d an exclusive photoshoot with Barron Trump for the cover of a gossip magazine, surely it’s okay to say “hey, there’s Barron Trump, he looks bored” on social media, right? Here are some terrible poop nuggets from Us Weekly’s cover exclusive:

Tiffany Trump is frugal. A friend says: “When staying at a Trump hotel, she’s careful not to go overboard on room service. I’ve heard her say, ‘I’m lucky to have a room here!’” She’s also excited to have all of her dumb, rich friends over to the White House so they can party.

Ivanka will always be daddy’s favorite. Even her brothers refer to her as “Daddy’s little girl.” That makes me want to barf.

Donald Jr. is “quite the ski buff.” Don took a year off after graduating from Georgetown and he spent the year bumming around Aspen.

[From Us Weekly]

Don’t make me write anything more, please. These people are as tacky as can be. Stop trying to humanize this family, Us Weekly. They only went to you because People Magazine was like “no thanks.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Twitter, cover courtesy of Us Weekly.

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    • Who ARE These People? says:

      Ditto. Typically gross. Grossly typical.

      • chance4all says:

        Better them than another Kardashian cover. I don’t see why this would bother people and what pose is everyone taking about? I dont see Ivanka’s daughter anywhere in these photos, am I missing something?

        Look their dad is president, anyone in this position should be proud of their father. To judge the kids for Trump is wrong. One thing is for sure, they all have great style. I am for Sanders if you are wondering.

      • Eric says:

        I respectfully disagree with you. What US Weekly is doing is legitimizing and normalizing Adolf Twitler’s presidency. There is nothing normal about this presidency and we are only 6 days in. Orange Julius Caesar’s policies so far have isolated women, the entire Muslim community, Mexicans and Mexican-Americans, and the African-American community by instituting a bill to suppress women’s rights around the world, a Muslim ban from certain countries, proposing a border wall, and trying to suppress voter’s rights by fraudulently claiming that there is voter fraud. 3 of his adult children plus Jared Kushner are complicit in his evil regime by engaging in the conflict-of-interest law concerning Agent Orange’s business dealings (Hellmouth Eric and American Psycho Don Jr) and playing the role of FLOTUS and WH advisors (Ivanka the Terrible and Kushner).

        I await your response.

      • Maisie says:

        Gross. US Magazine trying to “normalize” this awful family makes me want to hurl. I do absolve Tiffany & Barron, though – she seems to loathe her father, and he’s just a kid. The oldest three are the worst, though – opportunists, con artists, and liars, just like dear old dad. A world of UGH.

      • Sandy says:

        @chance4all… you can’t reason with the people here. Once you say anything against their beliefs (which is anything positive or in defense of anyone with the last name trump) they’ll come out in herds to “respectfully disagree” with you. I agree with you, though!

    • BlackCat says:

      What’s with the way Ivanka’s daughter is sitting/posing? I am seriously not trying to slam the little girl. Knowing what a weird, seemingly, sexualized relationship Ivanka has with her father, I wonder if Ivanka’s daughter has picked up on that. Looks like she mimicking a pose she’s seen of a celebrity in a bikini or something. Seems an odd pose for a child…

      The little boy looks like the last thing he wants is his mother’s white (ironic) gloved hand anywhere near him.

      Son with pink tie, refuse to remember who’s who of Dump Truck’s children, looks 2 Dexter episodes away from being a serial killer.

      • Lightpurple says:

        That pose struck me too. It is a formal family group portrait in the White House and one kid is posed like that?

      • Annie says:

        Could be gymnastics. My granddaughter is always doing similar poses but it’s gymnastics.

      • Lisa says:

        I wondered about that pose too. I’m seriously wondering. That’s an odd pose to strike. It’s not playful or natural.

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        I’m glad y’all said it first. And why the f is Ivanka wearing globes? Is she a germophobe like her dad?

      • lemonbow says:

        Kids are just weird and awkward. I don’t think there is anything odd about her pose.
        This next part isn’t in reference to your post but to the site in general: it has gotten so far left it is becoming insufferable. I am by no means a huge Trump fan but the hypocrisy of the way this site picks on his family and children is getting gross.

      • Bes says:

        Her pose makes me feel uncomfortable as well, so I’m right there with y’all. It could be totally innocent, but it skeeves me out a little in the context of this awful family that stays inappropriate.

      • Maggs says:

        Completely agree lemonbow!! This used to be my favorite celebrity gossip site too.

        lemonbow says:
        January 26, 2017 at 2:07 pm

        Kids are just weird and awkward. I don’t think there is anything odd about her pose.
        This next part isn’t in reference to your post but to the site in general: it has gotten so far left it is becoming insufferable. I am by no means a huge Trump fan but the hypocrisy of the way this site picks on his family and children is getting gross.

      • Tata says:

        But Seriously, lemonbow and maggs, concerning politics and CB – these are not normal times. We are living in post factual, alternative fact world. we are facing attacks on the press, we are facing a president with Delusions of a wall along the border of our country and that he is GOAT president and leader.

        He normalized hate, he normalizes treating women as objects to be rated, he normalizes revenge and not paying taxes.

        Do you eat at the food bank deapite having food at home and the ability to buy your own? ‘Cause that’s seriously the equivalent of trump not paying taxes for the last 10+ years.

        And please, Don’t give me any Hilary stuff bill stuff, if she were our president, I am sure you could find outlets to complain but as it is, trump is president and the people who voted him In, whatever their reasons, should realize he is trying to accomplish 70-85% of what he said, he wasn’t just kidding around and saying stuff to be funny.

        Did you not see the backlash when vogue writer Juliet buck gave favorable coverage to the wife of the Syrian dictator and murderer bashir al Assad? (Assad says he thinks trump will be a great ally)

        you think, maybe Because trump hasn’t murdered anyone yet? Wrong, canceling the ACA ensures the death of thousands.

        Kaiser didn’t write about Barron but I don’t think there is any hypocrisy in criticizing his ADULT children.

      • Shark Bait says:

        My daughter is the same age as hers and I think the kids were probably bored and goofing off and were tired of posing for stupid pictures.

        Just FYI to everyone who complains about how liberal this blog is getting, the writers don’t care. People do that on Scary Mommy all the time and say there (and here) that they are sure the numbers have gone down. I don’t think they have, honestly. Plus, this is a blog, not a news site or a network site. The bloggers here have no reason to have to remain neutral and neither do the commenters. Go ahead and make your own right leaning gossip blog if it bothers you. I have yet to see one comment section on any site that is a good balance of right and left. No rational, balanced discussions are happening right now because nothing about this is normal.

      • lemonbow says:

        @Tata: It just seems as though since he set the bar for bad behavior everyone is sinking really low. Like “He did XYZ, so we can make threats and call names and pick on children”. C’mon, We are better than this.

      • Grey says:

        I am definitely not trying to argue, but when it comes to kids, sometimes they are just having a crazy moment or have this pent up energy that comes out weird. I work as a Director of a daycare and five times out of ten when I look outside my office door at least one kid out of 62 is kicking their feet up in the air, picking their nose, are in some random version of a yoga pose (we try to teach them yoga as a way to stretch and calm down… ask me how its working lol), or are hanging upside down off of something. None of them are doing it to be bad, and usually they just need to move so that they can keep focusing on their play or learning. To me, that looks like a kid in her jammies who might be exhausted and just is a kid, not thinking about what their body looks like, just that they need to move it.

      • M.A.F. says:

        Honestly, I see nothing wrong with how the little girl is posing. I have photos of me when I was her age posing like that and I definitely did not/do not have a weird relationship with my dad. I think in this case, you are reading too much into a pose any typical kid would make. Leave her be.

      • arcanine says:

        “@Tata: It just seems as though since he set the bar for bad behavior everyone is sinking really low. Like “He did XYZ, so we can make threats and call names and pick on children”. C’mon, We are better than this”

        100% agree with this statement. Going down to Trump’s standard is beneath us. It’s one thing to be (rightfully) critical of Trump and his adult children, but sexualising how a little girl poses just because she’s related to Trump is beyond disgusting to be honest. I can’t even… smh.

      • Wiffie says:

        my 4yo daughter pulls weird twisty poses when she’s shy and bored and having to be photographed. Ivanka’ girl is also in pajamas, so likely tired and uncooperative at the end of a long big day.

        I didn’t think anything of it.

    • V4Real says:

      Exactly. Gross and Typical.

      I’m so glad that Matt Lauer called out Kellyanne for lying about Tiffany Trump being registered to vote in two states. Kellyanne straight out told Matt that Tiffany is only registered to vote in one state and Tiffany told her that directly. A few minutes later the Today Show produced the receipts that showed that Tiffany was registered in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Both registrations says active. I love the self gratification on Matt’s face with that info was revealed.

      So go on Emperor Baby Fist keep running that fraud investigation on voting. Your own daughter just embarrassed you. The entire family and their team are nothing but a bunch of deplorable liars.

      • holly hobby says:

        I want the press to keep putting the heat on Donnie. He will eventually crack in public and everyone can see how crazy he is. The press should wake up now. Any obstruction by Donnie and his minions will result in multiple lawsuits (1st Amendment!).

      • Kitten says:

        YES. More of this please! Do NOT let this administration perpetuate their lies. Call these aholes out on their BS.
        I’m mad I missed that though. Maybe I can find a clip online.

      • noway says:

        This is one of the dumbest things Trump is arguing. My husband died and I did not cancel his voter registration. I never changed mine when I moved. This does not constitute fraud. It would if I voted in two states, but I did not and obviously my husband didn’t vote. This is crazy, and just the beginning of the stupidity. Yes should states try and do a better job cleaning up the registrations Ironically the states that probably do a better job are the richer states, as they have more sophisticated systems- Ca., NY, etc.. Those states generally vote Democrat. I know Maryland a reliably Democrat state did a good job of cleaning up the system when it was reported a large number of dead people voted in Baltimore a few decades ago, apparently not very large to even remotely affect an election, but they cleaned the system up in the late 90′s. It costs money to do these things, but we are busy building a wall that is purely symbolic, and even if you believe we need a better illegal immigration system talk about old technology- a wall. What do we expect from the 70 year old crazy.

      • KiddVicious says:

        It’s not illegal to be registered in two states. It’s illegal to vote in two states. I’m registered in two states, I have no idea if there is a way to un-register. There may be now through websites, but when I moved decades ago that wasn’t even on my mind.

        Somehow my husband became registered twice with the same address. As long as he sent in only one ballot everything was legal.

        This is a non-issue Trump’s insecurities won’t let go of.

        Of course, the way Trump and his merry band of thieves carry on, they’re going to spin his followers into believing everyone who’s registered more than once also voted more than once.

      • Lightpurple says:

        We get a questionnaire every January asking basic voter registration questions. The letter states that if we don’t return it by a certain date, we will be removed from the rolls and will need to go back and register. My dad went into a nursing home shortly before the questionnaire was sent out. My mom didn’t return his and he registered to vote in the same town as the nursing home (you should be able to ask to do this at admission). When my mom voted later that year, she checked and he had been removed from the list. And this is in one of those notorious blue states where Trump says dead people and illegals vote.

  1. Deedee says:

    Every time I see the son-in-law now, I think about how his dad bought his admission to Harvard.

  2. Anthi says:

    Excuse me while I go to another room to barf…

  3. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    “Familia de Baby Fists” 😂😄😂

    • INeedANap says:

      I think the Us Weekly people secretly hate the Trumps. The central faces are Barron, the only innocent one there, and Eric, who looks like a vampire starving for blood. Ivanka has her face partially covered and you can barely see Don and Tiffany. Not a good pic at all.

  4. Jenns says:

    “I’ve heard her say, ‘I’m lucky to have a room here!’”

    Yes you are, Tiffany. Yes you are.

    Also, that cover makes me think of this from The Onion:

  5. LizLemonGotMarried says:

    I think Ivanka is incredibly elegant-looking and beautiful. I would kill for her long neck.

    There, I said something nice. I hate these people and what they represent. Cheetolini is destroying everything I value, one executive order after another.

    • African Sun says:

      There is something really smug about Ivanka that I cannot put my finger on. Do you remember her in the Born Rich documentary?

      The Gilded age is back – this time it is in politics.

      • Dtab says:

        I think the exact same….there is an air of ugliness about persona. I get the feeling that she is a brat behind the scenes

      • Nancy says:

        They aren’t, with the exception of Barron, “kids.” If you saw ivanka in a crowd without knowing who she was, you may find her attractive. It’s only on the surface. In the Bible, God says to Satan “You were the seal of perfection, full of wisdom and perfect in beauty,” and we know what happened thereafter. People place so much importance on looks, in particular in the U.S., they tend to give passes to the pretty people. This while she is having her brand of clothes manufactured in foreign countries. The sleeping giant has awoken, and I am certain in four years, the trumps wont be in the WH.

      • arock says:

        all that money and no one thought to buy eric some eyebrows. poor guy.

      • Adrien says:

        Cannot put your finger on, African Sun? Here let me guide you: She looks like Bristol Palin.

    • Erinn says:

      She styles herself pretty well. She always looks ‘nice’. But I feel like when you have that kind of money, you shouldn’t not? You know what I mean?

      My something nice is that Barron’s kind of a cute kid, and hopefully he grows up to be a useful, hardworking member of society, and maybe we’ll luck out and his teenage rebellion will be in the form of humanitarianism.

    • minx says:

      You know, don’t you, that she’s had a lot of plastic surgery? just saying.

      • Mp says:

        Really??? I never understood why people found her beautiful, she has always looked weird to me. Do you have any idea of what she got done?

      • Lightpurple says:

        Look at pictures of her from about age 15. Chin, nose, jaw, teeth are all different.

      • Imqrious2 says:

        And don’t forget the boob job. Dad likes ‘em busty 🤢

      • Lisa says:

        I remember her having a completely round “moon’ face at one time. It looks like she bought the “Fifth Avenue Package” from her plastic surgeon. The works! Also, I find her personality so fake/ superficial. She comes across as the most palatable of the older kids but, considering her weird relationship with her father and the demon she married, she’s probably as bad as it gets.

      • Adele Dazeem says:

        I feel like her fake boobs sit very low on her body, which throws off the proportion on dresses, namely the one she wore at the rep national conevention from her own line. Anyone else notice that? I guess she is going for the “natural look,” but if I am getting fake boobs myself, I’d want them as high and perky as possible. Lol.

      • teacakes says:

        I had no idea, I just thought that weird ‘off’ look about her face was how it naturally was.

      • TwistBarbie says:

        Yeah, I think she is too “altered” looking to be beautiful. There’s something inharmonious to her face and figure, she creeps me out.

    • SusanneToo says:

      I’ve said it before and it bears repeating, ivanka is more plastic than a warehouse of Barbies.

    • detritus says:

      Shes bought everything that is beautiful about herself, because there isn’t anything beautiful inside.

    • Snowflake says:

      Really? That’s nice of you. She reminds me of a giraffe

  6. Shambles says:

    These people are not the fun loving family of a gracious, compassionate, exciting new leader. They are the spawn of Satan, and they are aiding and abetting.

    F*ck everything about this.

    • Kitten says:

      This times a mill, Shamb.

    • Eric says:

      Totally agree! Do not normalize anything about this deplorable family. PERIOD!

    • teacakes says:

      yes. US magazine can screw off.

      And now, more than ever – support the actual press! Get your subscriptions to the NYT, Columbia Journalism Review, Washington Post, Guardian, your local newspapers, etc, whatever you can afford – they need the subscription support to be able to keep fighting him.

  7. NotSoSocialButterfly says:

    I don’t give two s***s about the two youngest, but I do not want to see Uday, Qusay, or Imelda Marcos on a magazine cover.

    Gross. Just Gross.

    • Dani says:

      omg Uday and Qusay. I’m dead.

      • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

        I can’t take credit for Uday and Qusay, but I do think it is appropriate. I will, however claim the Ivanka/Imelda comparison, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

      • Redgrl says:

        Uday & Qusay – too funny! But seriously between people mag and their soft selling of that $cientology cult & the creepy incestuous Duggars and now Us with the Demon Spawn – writing off both of these magazines!

    • Kitten says:

      Ha ha ha…you guys are cracking me up.

    • anon1 says:

      Do you have any idea about the atrocities committed by Uday and Qasay? Don’t belittle their victims by using their names as a joke.

      • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

        Hardly belittling the atrocities under Sadam.
        The tRump family will commit atrocities, without bloodying their own hands. Their atrocities will be at the hands of others, like all the refused refugees exposed to violence, hunger, and fear at the hands of ISIS and Bashar and Putin. I don’t think there is anyone here who expects benevolent leadership or action from anyone associated with the Rumps.

  8. Relli says:

    Certainly good argument for inbreeding.

    • Arock says:

      These three…don jr- the guy looks like serial killer, it’s the hair
      Eric- thumb with eyes, the personification of “boating under the influence”
      Ivanka- you’re a hypocrite, your shoes look cheap and I have real, real, staggering issues with your gross dad.
      Barron and tif- don’t know ya.

      • DIRTNAP says:

        Tiff looks like a daughter Mackenzie Phillips from “One Day at a Time” would spawn. Are we sure Donald and Mackenzie didn’t hook up?

      • Nancy says:

        DIRTNAP: Tiffany is probably the most victimized of the spawn. trump said in an interview with Howard Stern when Marla told him she was pregnant, he asked what are we going to do about this. She wouldn’t have an abortion (oh how he lies about being against it). That girl was raised in California with Marla and in all likelihood barely knows him. I doubt seriously he had an affair with Mackenzie as she isn’t aesthetically attractive. We’re talking a twisted man here, but he is seamlessly getting away with it and encouraged by his followers. He like James Jones, David Koresh and to some degree Manson, have the sheeple waiting in line to drink the kool aid.

      • Kori says:

        I have hopes for Tiffany since trump basically ignored her growing up. She studied psychology at college–maybe she can use her dad as a subject for a masters degree.

      • Lady D says:

        I googled my question. I thought Tiffany was much younger.

      • Christin says:

        Tiffany looks more like Mackenzie than either parent. She and her mother more or less disappeared post-divorce, so it was a bit surprising to see her resurface as an adult. She looks so little like her mother.

  9. greenmonster says:

    Here is my take:
    The older sons were born to be in American Psycho.
    Tiffany is grabbing Barron’s tie so she won’t get shoved outof the picture
    Trump will sue Us Weekly, because you can’t see the whole precious face of Ivanka.

    • Nina says:

      Haha, that’s exactly what I said about Tiffany! I didn’t even see your comment.

    • Ramona says:

      Co-sign the American Psycho comment. I was thinking the same thoughts below.

    • Matomeda says:

      I guess I get all the Tiffany jokes because Ivanka is the one front and center. But the 2 girls are actually close. I don’t know about the boys’ relationship with her. But I think it’s super overblown. I was beginning do believe the narrative Until I did my own reading.

      I personally have always found them all creep, never liked him, and never watched their show OR have bought their stuff, and I think all the gold is so tacky. I’m just saying, Tiffany isn’t un-welcome.

      • V4Real says:

        It wasn’t said that Ivanka was the one shutting Tiff out. The joke was that the Orange Umpa Lumpa was the one who was keeping Tiff out of the spotlight because she’s not as attractive as Ivanka. If you have seen SNL Melanianade they hinted at it at the end of the video when Trump walks in the room and told all the girls they were great and looked beautiful but come on we have to go. Then he said no, not you Tiffany.

    • Redgrl says:

      Greenmonster – great analysis! Love it!

  10. JRD says:

    As always, Poor Tiffany, sliced off at the end of the cover.

    • kate says:

      YES but i’m surprised Ivanka is not more frotn and center. Tropica Jong-Un won’t be pleased!

    • burnsie says:

      The most surprising thing here is that Ivanka is hidden/relegated to the back and Tiffany’s actually involved

      Still makes me wanna vom

  11. HappyMom says:

    Barf. They are (some of them anyway) telegenic and white. Completely a case of being born on 3rd and thinking they hit a triple. They wear nice clothes and have cute kids. They are not Palin-rednecks. What exactly is so wonderful about them other than that ??? Ugh.

    • kate says:

      ” born on 3rd and thinking they hit a triple”. As a French woman who doesn’t understand a thing about baseball, it is still my favorate american expression

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        This was best used by the late Ann Richards, governor of Texas. She described George W Bush as being “born on third base and thought he hit a triple.” (maybe paraphrasing here)

        To those not into baseball, it’s “thought he actually did something to merit his exalted status in life.”

      • SusanneToo says:

        This is a good one.
        “Poor George [Bush], he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

        ― Ann Richards

      • hogtowngooner says:

        See also: Gwyneth Paltrow.

      • mayamae says:

        I miss Ann Richards. Love her “Poor George” lines. The funny part is she made these statements about H.W., and they fit even better for Dubya. I wonder if it’s why Dubya played so dirty to take her job. We know that he was willing to lie us into a war to avenge daddy.

  12. Nina says:

    Princess Ivanka’s pushed all the way to the back?!

    Poor Tiffany looks like she’s holding onto Barron’s tie to keep herself from being elbowed out of the photo by Eric, who looks even more inbred than usual here.

  13. Arya says:

    Sorry but I think it’s kinda funny that they don’t want that people talk about Barron but then they put him on the cover, Ivanka has a lot of Instagram pics about him etc. – just stop it.

  14. Neelyo says:

    Nazis are just like us. They take casual, fun photos too!

  15. Ayra. says:

    From the Obama’s (who are looking incredibly relaxed on their vacation) to this..I’m still in a state of shock. It genuinely has not fully sunken in yet.

  16. Indiana Joanna says:

    Very much a showbiz family, aren’t they? Don’t find any of them attractive. And the two older sons are closely related to Lestat de Lioncourt by the looks of them.

  17. Jeesie says:

    Eric, Jr. and Jared have 3 of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen.

  18. Esmom says:

    So effing gross. Especially Eric.

    I know I’m not supposed to comment about Barron but I actually find him a bit endearing here, all smiling and loosened up a bit. I wonder how often he actually goofs around with his siblings like this in real life, though?

    • Nina says:

      Probably never.

      photographer: “Don Jr., look like you’re giving your brother a noogie.”
      Donald Jr.: “Eric?”
      photographer: “No, Barron!”
      Donald Jr.: “Who?”

    • Locke Lamora says:

      Both Melania and Barron look sad all the time. Tiffany looks ignored. Ivanka is a robot and the two brothers look like serial killers.

      • African Sun says:

        @Locke I am crying over here at this comment lmao!
        I feel like Tiffany wants more attention but it’s hard to be in Ivanka’s shadow.

        I genuinely feel like Barron is the only child who has gotten a lot of love from his mother. The only positive thing I can see from this whole family is Melania’s love for Barron.

        That’s all I got.

      • Redgrl says:

        Locke Lamora – falling over laughing!

    • Lena says:

      There is an absolutely adorable video of him playing peek a boo with Ivankas baby in the back of some photo op at Inauguration Day. It makes me hope that he will be one day writing the tell all book. But of course there is still a lot of time for them to ruin him. But as of this moment he seems a sweet kid.

      • Moneypenny says:

        Remember, Donald apparently doesn’t even start to parent his kids until they are a bit older, so maybe there is still time for Barron and Melania to break free.

    • Lisa says:

      I hope Barron spends a lot of time away from his siblings and the Orange Pimple and lots of time with his maternal grandparents. I don’t know anything about them except they live in NYC but they can’t be any worse than the other Trumps.

  19. Lucy says:

    Eh, both I guess. The picture wasn’t exclusively taken for this cover though, I’ve seen it before (not that it matters).

  20. ewww says:

    Please don’t smile, Eric!

  21. Svea says:

    More typical of People these days, which has become insufferably gross.

  22. minx says:

    OMG I loathe this whole family.

  23. robyn says:

    Humans are kind of like animals leaving their scent when they take over territory or in this case a building. To me the scent stinks …. so I say ugh GROSS!!!!

  24. Clare says:

    Never EVER buyin this magazine again (I’ll admit it, it’s my airport guilty pleasure’. F this shit. Refuse to support ANY business/publication/person that normalizes/humanizes these wankers, whether its inadvertent or intentional. although at this point, we know it’s not fing inadvertent.

  25. Anne says:

    I think its great! They are all smart, lovely kids! Cant wait to see what the next 4 years brings!!

  26. Slowsnow says:

    Is Ivanka being re-branded as The Mother? She is always carrying a child or in the back with an empty smile.

    And in the first insta picture The Orange One seems to have been photoshopped into the image from a toilet photo where he was taking a sh*t.

    • Who ARE These People? says:

      She was never unbranded as The Mother, this was always her brand. Previous pre-campaign articles in Celebitchy cover interviews with her explaining how fantastically mothering she was to get up early to kiss her babies’ brows before heading to a long day at the office, and how super nurturing she was to get home to tuck them in at night.

      When all the while she was copying other designers, using slave labor to sew her crappy clothes, setting up corrupt international real estate deals, money laundering for Russian oligarchs and ripping off Trump contractors.

      • Slowsnow says:

        That makes it The Working Mother who was, according to some articles here, going to become the First Lady Working Mother. However, the one being not-so-quietly groomed is her horrible husband ans she seems to be fading away into the background.

      • mayamae says:

        Come on! Be fair, you left out the part that she insisted, absolutely insisted, she spend thirty minutes with her children daily. And at that time, the majority of commenters here defended anyone who criticized this, and stated it was all about the quality, not quantity. I’m so glad people are finally seeing through her false image.

      • Jayna says:

        Yep. How times have changes. And now all we see is Ivanka with her kids at all hours of the day for photo ops,

  27. Merritt says:

    I hate these people. They are all awful.

  28. Radley says:

    The oldest three are scum just like their dad. Not to mention spineless yes men to their crazy father.

    Tiffany…I don’t know. Wasn’t it said that her mom moved to the west coast so that she’d be raised without a lot of Chicken Fried Hitler’s influence? I don’t know much about her. Maybe she turned out ok. And of course, Barron is just 10. Here’s hoping he’ll turn out better than Donald Jr. and Eric.

    • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

      From what others have said on here (I don’t know much about the Trump kids) is that he didn’t want Tiffany, apparently tried to make Marla get an abortion. After the divorce he didn’t have anything to do with her and even know it seems to be limited – he has always preferred his children with Ivanna.

  29. daisy says:

    Would love to see the likes of some of you. I’m sure gross wouldn’t even begin to cover it. Your comments show you to be ugly both inside and out.

    • robyn says:

      How one views people often has nothing to do with actual looks. P*ssygrabbing Trump ran such a hateful spiteful campaign that he doused his entire family with that same aura of ugliness. It’s a backlash-emotional response to Trump who skillfully draws out the worst emotions in people for and against.

    • Nina says:

      I am indeed as hideous on the inside as I am on the outside, but at least I’m honest about it, which is more than I can say for 60% of the Trump spawn.

    • HappyMom says:

      I have ZERO patience with this kind of thinking. You are totally naive.

    • minx says:

      Really, that’s a hill you want to die on? Defending the Trump family? They’re not worth it.

    • Arock says:

      I’ll bite. I’m relatively hot, hate this administration and all it stands for and will call each of these people out in anyway I want, petty or otherwise. They have shown themselves, inside and out to be delplorable by supporting this regime. And I don’t care about some sanctimonious rebuttal that misses the issue entirely.

    • Lambda says:

      You would love to see me, actually. I’m quite a looker. Many people say that.

    • holly hobby says:

      You won’t be seeing anyone because Orangino will build a wall around you (that you will pay). Also you can kiss any benefits you previously received from the government because he and his sycophants will take that away too. How is that looking for you?

    • Lightpurple says:

      I’m naturally gorgeous.

    • SusanneToo says:

      I look like 18 year old Elizabeth Taylor. And I’m pretty on the inside, also.

    • Embee says:

      I’m quite often told I’m attractive. Strangers have told me I have pretty eyes. My favorite is at 38 people think I’m 20 at the oldest. But it also takes attitude to be attractive. Trumps don’t usually ooze a likable attitude

    • Insomniac says:

      I have all the best looks. Everyone says so. And I don’t even need to bake myself Cheeto orange. Win!

    • Who ARE These People? says:

      I’ve always been super-cute and people say I look great for my age. ; )

      I’ll agree with one thing, hate is ugly, and the Trump family is a testament to how that works.

    • Snowflake says:

      Meh! I don’t feel bad talking about a man who used racism as a platform to get elected President. Plus, have you read some of the comments they’ve made about Hillary, Rosie, etc etc? They shouldn’t dish it out if they can’t take it. I won’t even go into the comments made about the Obama’s. They want to go, we can go lower! They wanna play in the gutter, they can eat a mud pie.

    • Annetommy says:

      I am bigly bodacious. Don would grab my pus@sy if he saw me. Particularly since I look a bit like Ivanka…

  30. Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

    In a way i do have some empathy for the Trump kids (don’t flame me), it can’t have been easy to be the children of a narcissist nut job who basically ignored them until they were adults. I can’t imagine what having him as a father is like and it would screw anyone up but it couldn’t have been easy. He’s a bully and would have played his children off each other – i have seen this happen with parents like this who have favourites. Their mothers may have done a good job in raising them but their father would have screwed them up with his mind games. Its obvious that he doesn’t think much of his 2 elder sons, Ivanka and Jared are the one he’s grooming to take over his empire when he goes.

    • HappyMom says:

      Yes. But they don’t need to be on the cover of US trying to whitewash the crap that their father is doing. And I completely reject this propaganda from a mainstream magazine.

    • Embee says:

      It truly would be embarrassing to have a father with such a filthy mouth who talks badly about so many different types of people. Everyone,including them knows how much he is hated around the world. If they don’t like it, they can leave him. It’s not like he’s always been around for them

  31. Marianne says:

    I feel like someone on the US Weekly team was super pissed about them being chosen to be on the cover and that’s why they chose a picture where Ivanka’s face is being partially covered, Tiffany is being cut out, Barron is looking away and so forth.

  32. SusanneToo says:

    If it’s about trumps how could it be anything other than both tacky and gross? Also, unnecessary, unwanted, unwarranted.

  33. Alexis says:

    yarfing on my boots

  34. alternative fact says:

    Ivanka’s probably upset that Patrick Bateman 1′s arm is covering her face.

    This is the real tragedy.

  35. Kathleen says:

    I feel for Barron because he’s a child and couldn’t consent to this. I feel for Tiffany because Trump essentially abandoned her when she was a kid and had very little to do with he life. The other 3 can burn for all I care.

  36. Bluesky says:

    Ugh, I can’t with this terrible family…..trying to make them out like “hey we are just like you” makes me want to throw up.

  37. Twink says:

    One word. Gormless.

  38. Guesto says:

    They look like such a fun, playful family, said no one ever.

    Poor Barron.

  39. Dani says:

    Don Jr looks like an actual inbred from middle america. The type to shotgun a beer and yell MURICA when he’s done. And Eric. Omg. Stomping his feet with the DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?

    Can we discuss how crazy Kushner looks?? He seems sweet with a childlike face but those eyes. Manipulative. Condescending.

  40. TyrantDestroyed says:

    The family looks creepy and awkward in that cover. It’s funny, somebody said that the two eldest resembled The Menendez brothers, now I see why.

    • KiddVicious says:

      I’ve said the same thing about the resemblance and I’m surprised they haven’t gone Menendez on Trump. I doubt anyone would blame them.

  41. Lightpurple says:

    “I’m lucky to have a room here.” Perfect summary of Tiffany’s relationship with her father. And her siblings are excluding her in that cover photo. She’s on the outside.

    And Ivanka is holding Barron in place so the others can beat on him while he has to be grateful they’re deigning to acknowledge him.

  42. Qzie says:

    Okay after both laughing and getting sick to my stomach, saying this: Is Ivanka really Baby Fist’s daughter? I can see her mother’s resemblance, my thank god, no Trump DNA in her face.

    Am I alone in this?

    Honestly, rich, privileged and all–I feel sorry for Ivanka, Melania (and yes, I know she made her bed) and the whole family. It’s so hard to have a father who might love you, but is a controlling, crazy narcissist. A therapist once told me the only upside of having a parent who is a narcissist is that since they leave you alone because they are so obsessed with themselves, you can develop your own thoughts and life even though your parent demands your “followership.” Whatever. I can’t take 4 years of this.

    • Embee says:

      Ivanka had plastic surgery to fix the ugly Trump features. That’s not her original face!

      • KiddVicious says:

        Yep, and she did her chin pretty early. There aren’t many (if any) photos of her in her teen years without her new chin, but a lot in her adolescent years. Not sure when she did her nose but it looks like she and Paris Hilton went to the same doctor.

      • Snowflake says:

        IMO, they took too much of her nose. They should have given a smaller nose but kept the ski slope, the turned up version she’s got does not go with the rest of her features. Makes her face look smushed in.

      • minx says:

        Snowflake, exactly. It’s too small for her face. I think she’s had a least two nose jobs…one when she was relatively young and then a more drastic one later.

      • mayamae says:

        And Tiffany followed suit and pared her nose down too much, too. Since Ivanka’s young daughter has her original nose, I hope she’s allowed to think she’s beautiful and perfect as she is. But I’m sure she’ll have blonde hair by her teens. Nose and boob job as a graduation gift.

  43. Frigga says:

    Serial Killer Face Eric is perpetually eating a raw onion,but trying his best not to let it show.

    Can’t imagine how awful they all turned out having an orange dildo for a dad. Anyone else ever heard of Trump wanting to abort Tiffany?? Says a lot about their relationship.

  44. Icantremember says:


  45. KiddVicious says:

    The look on Dictator Trumps face in that one photo is too funny. “Hurry! I gotta poop!”

  46. Lisa says:

    What the hell is that girl doing? Why did they use that? I know kids pull poses to mess around, but if I were the photographer, I wouldn’t have asked her to sit up properly and either not taken that picture or not let it reach the public. Considering Trump’s history, it’s concerning. That’s learned behaviour.

  47. ashley says:


  48. Abbess Tansy says:

    Yep, they are gross and tacky. The spawn of The Orange Skull.

  49. Jezza says:

    Tiffany and barron I have respect for due to Marla keeping Tiffany out of the Spotlight – Ditto Melania with Barron. I can’t even with the older kids who suck and Ivanka is THE WORST! The phoney niceness and trying to take heat off the baby fisted cheeto by being a bit of a diversion (the whole plane incident and trying to look the sympathetic character) annoys me beyond words. I’m trying to keep the jibes non-physical, but since baby fisted cheeto declared it open season on appearance I just have to say that Jared is a total creepy voldemort wannabe. He probably skulks around and then suddenly BOOM! He’s right there beside you. His vibe is creepy loner who everyone is like “he’s fine, but one day he will snap and it will not be pretty”.

  50. mayamae says:

    Could he be any less interested in his grandchildren? Even QEII holds a grandbaby occasionally.

  51. Jayna says:

    Tiffany barely saw her father growing up She moved to NYC to try to get to know the family better and him.. She does everything now to try to get his approval and attention. I guarantee she’s applying to law school to get his approval. It’s sad, because he doesn’t seem to even notice her. It’s like she’s an after-thought in most Trump photos or at events.

    The worst was when she gave a speech at the RNC, but Trump left before she gave it. He sure stayed for Ivanka’s.

  52. Twinkle says:

    Where’s that vomit emoji?

  53. Neelyo says:

    I imagine it was difficult to get a picture where they all looked good. They did a good job of hiding Don Jr’s face and I wonder if Ivanka was actually there. It looks like it was glued in or a cutout.

  54. Hehehe says:

    It concerns me that some of you have sexualized a child pose. I would never have looked at that and thought “that looks like learned behavior” some of you have went way beyond the pale

  55. Hehehe says:

    Also this site is just mean and snarky. It all began with Duchess Kate. It’s so hypocritical that if someone does not dress to the liking of others or vote to the liking of others then they are total losers. Why are we not uplifting all women and men

    • lightpurple says:

      Ivanka Trump is very likely committing crimes of insider trading. She has already parked her pampered butt in meetings with the Japanese prime minister, tech companies, and probably quite a few others where it did not belong. She has merely taken a leave of absence from her companies and has not divested herself of anything. This has nothing to do with her being female; it has to do with her being unethical and corrupt. I would gladly help lift her up to the nearest federal prison.

      • adastraperaspera says:

        She would have lots of friends in prison, since the Trumps are closely associated with the mob and other organized crime in all their biz. Hence, no tax returns.

    • Annetommy says:

      The clue is in the “bitchy” part of the site’s title.

  56. M.A.F. says:

    eh, nevermind. I’ll just Google.

  57. Christin says:

    Awww, is this a photo from the latest ‘Springtime for Hitler’ casting call?

  58. adastraperaspera says:

    I’ve temporarily given up atheism so i can pray to God that he’s impeached by slimy Repubs in a bid to give more power to the the corrupt, self-serving, Pence & Paul Ryan. That would force these ridiculous Trump children of the corn out of the halls of power. Most likely a pipe dream, but I’m desperate.

  59. foco says:

    I haven’t bought, read, or surfed to People since that cover. Guess I’ll carry my boycott over to US magazine too. I will resist this despot with my money and my eyeballs.
    BTW, thanks for continuing to cover Trump.

  60. FF says:

    Don’t care what they are. If the POTUS wants privacy then the media shouldn’t cover his family at all. Full blackout.

    Let the right wing publications cover them and we’ll know which ones to avoid.

    If the press is trash according to him, it shouldn’t be covering him or his family, imo. It should cover the politicies he passes into law, what the opposition are failing to do to counter it, what citizens are doing/can do.

    I don’t see why they get to have it both ways.

    I could give a rat’s about his family because – in a shocking development – they don’t have two heads and eat live babies. They’re normal but normalizing this nonsense is dangerous and I hope those doing it have a drop in circulation.

    They don’t like journalism, don’t cover them. The end.

  61. Linabear says:

    Ivanka, is she beautiful? I find Tiffany to be so much comely.