David Letterman goes in on Donald Trump’s stupidity & Russian connections

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Last year, David Letterman gave a few interviews which ended up making headlines. Letterman has been retired for a few years, and while he doesn’t exactly miss having a show, I get the feeling that he misses talking about the news of the day with other people, possibly an audience. Letterman slammed Donald Trump repeatedly last year, before Trump was elected president. So, this new interview that Letterman did with NY Magazine is Letterman’s first “Trump presidency interview.” And Letterman still hates him. I would recommend reading the whole piece here, which is super-long. Here are some highlights:

He misses talking about politics: “If I still had a show, people would have to come and take me off the stage. ‘Dave, that’s enough about Trump. We’ve run out of tape.’ It’s all I’d be talking about. I’d be exhausted.”

Whether he wishes he could interview Trump right now: “No, I haven’t thought about it. See, I was out running one day when he was still president-elect, and I thought, Let’s call him. I’ve known the guy since the ’80s. I was one of a few people who had routinely interviewed him. I’m not blinded by the white-hot light of “president-elect.” I mean, we elected a guy with that hair? Why don’t we investigate that? He looks like Al Jardine of the Beach Boys. I don’t know. I’m sorry for rambling. I’m afraid something has happened to me hormonally. I can’t stop talking.

Trump was always a joke: “I always regarded him as, if you’re going to have New York City, you gotta have a Donald Trump. He was a joke of a wealthy guy. We didn’t take him seriously. He’d sit down, and I would just start making fun of him. He never had any retort. He was big and doughy, and you could beat him up. He seemed to have a good time, and the audience loved it, and that was Donald Trump. Beyond that, I remember a friend in the PR business told me that he knew for a fact — this was three or four presidential campaigns ago — that Donald Trump would never run for president; he was just monkeying around for the publicity. So I assumed that was the story and now it turns out he’s the president.

How we can protect ourselves: “Comedy’s one of the ways that we can protect ourselves. Alec Baldwin deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Sadly, he’s not going to get it from this president.

Whether laughing at Trump helps to normalize him: “I guess it’s a possibility. On the other hand, Donald Trump can be Donald Trump, but if he doesn’t help the people that need help, then he’s just a jerk. That press conference that he held berating the news media? I mean, how do you build a dictatorship? First, you undermine the press: “The only truth you’re going to hear is from me.” And he hires the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Steve Bannon, to be his little buddy. Bannon looks like a guy who goes to lunch, gets drunk, and comes back to the office: “Steve, could you have just one drink?” “F–k you.” How is a white supremacist the chief adviser to our president?”

Trump’s people: “It’s such an amazing group of targets. The comedy potential of these people is incredible. It’s delightful. Kellyanne Conway was my favorite for a long time. This thing about her telling everyone, “Go buy Ivanka’s shoes; I’m going to go buy Ivanka’s shoes. Hell, I’ll buy you a pair of Ivanka’s shoes.” Then they had to counsel her. Boy, if this administration decides you need counseling — whoa. And poor Sean Spicer is a boob who just got out of a cab and now here he is. Then the other kid, is it Miller? [Stephen Miller.] Wow, that guy is creepy. He fell out of a truck.”

On Mike Pence: “Yes, conversion therapy. That’s when I just thought, Oh God, really, Indiana? I don’t care if you’re a fundamentalist Christian — even they have gay relatives. They can’t be saying homosexuality is a sin. It’s horsesh–t. Then In February, the Trump administration reversed the Obama administration’s directive that directed schools to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms that correspond to their gender identity. this transgender issue that just happened, I just think, Are you kidding me? Look, you’re a human, I’m a human. We’re breathing the same air. We have the same problems. We’re trying to get through our day. Who the f–k are you to throw a log in the road of somebody who has a different set of difficulties in life?

Trump cares about people laughing at him: “He would really rather not have a society where free speech was going to be a factor. I’m telling you, there’s something between him and the Russians. “What color tie should I wear?” “Tell him red.” “They say red, Don.” “Okay, red it is.”

[From NY Mag]

Letterman goes on like that for like three more pages. He really does miss being able to vent through comedy, and I think he’s probably only realizing it now, that being able to make jokes about this stuff was cathartic for him. Anyway… yeah, Letterman is absolutely right across the board. I really wish Letterman had still been on the air during the election. And right now.

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  1. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    Whoa! I didn’t recognize Dave. I know some people can’t stand him (my hubs for example) & I know he can be a little curmudgeonly, but I still love him.

    • Megan says:

      I love him, too. Maybe he should guest host for a week. Just think of the top ten lists he could do.

    • BangersandMash says:

      Say what you will about that man. But DAMN his interviewing skills were prime unf*ckwithable gold. I really miss him interviewing people like Trump.

      The SHADE…. delicious.

      Him and Jon Stewart… God if only!!

  2. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    Haha! Hilarious – love it!

  3. SusanneToo says:

    I love you, Dave! Keep speaking truth to power.

  4. mellie says:

    Kudos to everything he said…thanks Dave, for making all of us Hoosiers look a little less hilljackish!

  5. Jazz says:

    Wish Letterman’s show was still on, the opening monologues would be hilarious!

  6. rnm says:

    Why is comedy always considered a great way to deal with traumatic/bad events? Is it because it makes it more acceptable to deal with something through laughter? I am genuinely asking because many comedians suffer from depression and to me as a person it does not make a difference whether I laugh about something or in the way I deal with it

    • lucy2 says:

      I think it’s important because it often speaks to truths in a way that just regular statements can’t.
      Plus we all need to laugh now and then, or we’ll all go nuts.

  7. Rapunzel says:

    Letterman has zero f-cks to give. And I love it.

    He’s spot on about DT. He’d be eviscerating him if he was on the air. It would have been beautiful.

    • Christin says:

      He probably had many clips he could use to drive home his points, too. Just playing around for publicity is probably spot-on, but now look where we are. It’s surreal.

  8. Solan says:

    Since when is he bald? He used to have hair.

  9. cindy says:

    “Who the fuck are you to throw a log in the road at someone who has a different set of difficulties in life?” I miss Dave. God, why can’t things just go back to normal….baby fists is exhausting and I am starting to lose hope that he will be impeached. I appreciate comedians like Dave eviserating the tyrant, but at the end of the day it’s not enough, sadly. The only solution to trump is impeachment. And the republicans won’t ever do it, they just want to use him to get their legislation passed.

    Dave’s grouchy skinny Santa look is sort of amazing.

    • lucy2 says:

      That was my favorite quote of the whole thing, and the whole thing was pretty great.

  10. T*ts McGee says:

    OH my god I adore this man. Preach! 😍

  11. anniefannie says:

    I never realized before reading this interview ( it IS long, but so worth it) That Dave is the exact polar opposite of The Donald. Where Dave’s self deprecating, introspective, compassionate and worldly wise, The Donald’s preening ,lacks self awareness, meanspirited and ridiculously naive.
    I looooved watching him dismantle Trump on Late night….no one did it better!!
    Sooooo miss you Dave!

  12. trishy says:

    I love this cranky old man. I wish he was still on TV, yelling about Trump and the dismal state of American politics. (On a more superficial note, the shoe warehouse thing made me spit out my coffee. 😂)

  13. minx says:

    Oh, these observations are so delicious! Go Dave!

  14. Shambles says:

    “I don’t know. I’m sorry for rambling. I’m afraid something has happened to me hormonally. I can’t stop talking.”

    We are all Dave Letterman.

    This breathed new life into my soul. You can tell he feels a little sheepish about the fact that he can only talk about Trump, but he need only turn on any cable channel to feel better. It’s the same with Colbert, Meyers, Noah, and all the rest of us. We feel you, Dave. We’re with you.

  15. Lightpurple says:

    Letterman did the best political interviews. They weren’t allowed to just spout campaign rhetoric; he would call them on it. But he was fair. His months long takedown on McCain after McCain lied to him and blew him off for Katie Couric was priceless and resulted in Meryl Streep going on with no voice because she was said she was afraid to cancel (that interview was hilarious, he loves Meryl) and McCain finally going on to apologize and beg forgiveness

  16. BJ says:

    WOW I that statement,”Who are we to throw a log in the road of someone who has different set of difficulties in life?” I am in Texas and I just said this yesterday regarding bathroom laws.After all the stuff trans people go through why make it worse by forcing them to use bathroom that matches their birth certificate? Where is your humanity?

  17. Eric says:

    I really wish Dave could replace that farce Fallon. Fallon soft-shoed it forever and now he’s trying to make it up by doing a terrible impersonation of Emperor Zero.

    No thanks, Jimmy. We got Alec for that and also Sam Bee, Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert to fill in the funny.


  18. Amanda D says:

    I miss him!

  19. raincoaster says:

    This article was the best thing I’ve read so far this year. As someone on Facebook said, he now looks like he sounded all these years.