The track list on Paris’ upcoming album was announced today in a published interview. Fox News, grateful to be granted five minutes of the heiress’ time, edited out her spiteful comments, fed her lines, and credited her with intelligence and wit far beyond her ability to comprehend:
Me: “But really you’re not getting married or anything, are you?”
Her: “Are you crazy? I’m 25. No way.”
Me: “In fact, you don’t need these boyfriends do you? They’re just ornaments.”
Her: “That’s right.”
She has not-so-nice things to say about her ex-pal Nicole Richie. They’re probably printable, but hey Ã¢â‚¬â€ this isn’t the Star.
Paris’ three word remarks do smack of irony, don’t they? Someone talks in a normal voice and suddenly they’re brilliant.
The song list on Paris’ new CD must also be ironic, because surely it’s not just moronic and predictable:
That’s right, Paris is doing a cover of Rod Stewart’s “Do You Think I’m Sexy.” Many people think you’re sexy, Paris, and now at least one guy at Fox thinks you’re clever, too. [via]