Michael Lohan was arrested for threatening to kill his girlfriend

Everyone remembers Michael Lohan, right? Known mostly for being some kind of preacher/parolee, a violent son of a b*tch, and Lindsay Lohan’s father. You’d think Michael would be on top of the world right now – his little girl Lindsay is no longer with Samantha Ronson (sort of), all is right with the world. But not so much for Michael. Page Six is reporting that Michael was arrested again in April for “a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller.” Michael allegedly threatened to kill his girlfriend and himself in the phone call, all because Erin had the nerve to try to dump him. What’s weird is that the phone threat may have worked – it seems Michael and Erin are back together, because when Page Six spotted Michael at his arraignment, and instead of strutting his violent self for the cameras, Michael and Erin hid in her car:

LINDSAY Lohan’s sleazebag dad, Michael Lohan, is in trouble again — this time for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to dump him.

Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18.

Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark.

“Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled.

“Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars.

He couldn’t have picked a better time for the alleged threat, because terms of his parole ended on Feb. 7. He’s due in family court in Westbury today, when he’ll have to explain why he’s behind in child support — by $12,000, sources told The Post.

[From Page Six]

Seriously, how was this guy out on parole? Hasn’t he been arrested and charged with like two dozen different crimes in his life? Whatever happened to all of those “three strikes” laws? I guess those are only for non-violent drug offenses, not stuff like beating up people, threatening to kill you girlfriend and owing thousands of dollars in back child support.

Michael Lohan and Erin Muller are shown on 7/3/08. Credit: Fame Pictures


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  1. boomchakaboom says:

    No, my dear. Those “three strike” laws are for the REST of us, not the famous types.

  2. Candi says:

    Good lord,this guy is a real

    Another thing,it’s a tad creepy that
    Micheal Lohan is dating a young woman who looks just like his daughter

    No wonder Dina and Lindsay are screwed,look at the abusive a-hole they had to deal with all of those yrs.

    This guy is a hypocrite,and a douchebag.

  3. Cinderella says:

    It all makes sense now.

  4. yadira says:

    I’m just glad he’s not wearing that mesh shirt in this picture

  5. Carrie says:

    With this as your Dad. No wonder Lindsay is so messed up!!! The poor girl didn’t have a chance!!

  6. Wow says:

    Crazy just runs rampant in the Lohan clan, huh.

    His girlfriend resembles Kimberly Williams Paisley in that top picture. Almost thought it was for a split second.

  7. Lem says:

    how christian of him

  8. Magsy says:

    Boy those Lohans all have long faces and big heads.

  9. Tia says:

    What?? he sure is a good christian… I am telling you more and more the religious freaks are soooo creepy!!

  10. SixxKitty says:

    Stupid is as stupid does…

  11. ziner13 says:

    Who would even date this loser? We see how “Christian” he really is. He is what he is.