Paris Hilton, master of the obvious, calls The Hills ‘lame & fake’

How does Paris Hilton have the nerve, the audacity, the obliviousness to call anything “lame and fake”? Because those are the words that will be on her tombstone. So what was so lame that Paris had to speak out? It was totally The Hills, the show her boyfriend (Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt) is on. So Paris is dissing her boyfriend’s show? As if, Sparkles. According to Paris, “He doesn’t even want to be a part of it.” I must have missed the part where someone held a gun to Doug’s head and forced him to sign a contract. But you know our Paris, she couldn’t just declare something totes lamers without making some kind of statement that made her seem like an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, accessorized by a Be-Dazzler. Even though Paris claims to have “never seen the show in my life”, she still says the show portrayed Budget Ryan “in a way he’s not.” Paris is so deep, she just gave me a headache.

Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won’t be appearing on MTV’s The Hills again.

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.

Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.

But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.”

“They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”

Reinhardt’s reality days aren’t entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

“It was great,” she told Us. “He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her American reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much.”

[From US Weekly]

Jesus Christ, what State Department moron let Paris Hilton enter Dubai? Dubai is one of America’s strongest allies in the Middle East, and we should never, ever let them see or hear about Paris Hilton. She’s the kind of person who ruins our image abroad, and she’s maybe the worst example of American womanhood that we could ever send to another country. Totes lamers.

Paris and Doug are shown at the FiFi fragrance awards on 5/27/09. Credit: RAM/Fame Pictures

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  1. Candi says:

    Wake up and smell the coffee Paris,Doug is only with you for his 15 minutes of fame,that is why he weasled his way onto The Hills in the first place.

    As for fake,well Paris is fake in so many ways.

    Hair extensions
    Blue eyes
    Baby voice
    Liar(lies about everything)

    Oh,and lets not forget how fake she looks with all that clown makeup caked on her face every single

  2. guest says:

    someone is terribly jealous of lauren conrad. wasn’t that the grandfather’s name conrad? conrad hilton? ha.

  3. anna says:

    wow, he has the “douchebag” and “tool” poses down pat.

  4. Michelle says:

    Pot, kettle, black.

  5. smith says:

    No no – the point of Paris is that all the “lame, fake” aspects of her personality, lifestyle and character ARE real. Not only does she buy in to all the crap she parades in front of the world, as far as any added depth she may want us to believe she has – NOPE, that’s all she wrote folks. It used to be perverse and slightly entertaining to behold …now it’s just boring.

  6. sickofit says:

    everytime i see them togetha on pictures i get the feeling that those two are so dumb plus boring it hurts. BUT: he seems to have some aura of violence around him, i just cant help it. and it creeps me that paris looks a bit like his mother.
    as said: hes into her for fame…

  7. Ms. Anthropy says:

    I never realized that Paris Hilton’s little man dog really is the Dollar Store Ryan Reynolds.. Fail.

  8. Rocky says:

    Nice make-up.

  9. Boat says:

    Aww, I bet Paris would like The Hills if she watched it. She’s probably pissed because she isn’t on it.

  10. yadira says:

    Wasn’t her ex Benji Madden on the other my BFF crap show? So is it every season, she debuts a new guy on her show? Whatever happened to her pet Brittney? Her supposed BFF? This is such crappy reality TV. So many questions!!! Ugh

  11. clare says:

    Kaiser: ‘Totes lamers.’
    I’ve noticed in some blogs the word “totes” is thrown around, but just WHAT does it mean? Why use it?

    Paris and Dougie should pair up with Heidi and Spence for a reality show on Faux Romance.

  12. ChristinaT says:

    yes, just like she is… on a sidenote, i really like her dress (i’m gonna go repent by giving myself 40 lashes now ) :/

  13. Just Amanda says:

    Totes = Totally

  14. clare says:

    AH. It must be the new hipster word! Thank you, Just Amanda!

  15. j. ferber says:

    In the header picture it looks like both are doing the Blue Steel pose (from Ben Stiller’s movie). Vapid, vain, and vulgar.

  16. Lucky says:

    can they please be sterilized?

  17. kristin says:

    Well she would know. She is an expert on “lame and fake”.

  18. Persistent Cat says:

    Oh my God, did you actually write “totes lamers”? I’m so embarrassed for you.