“Jeff Goldblum now has two sons named Charlie Ocean & River Joe” links

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Jeff Goldblum is now a father to two sons, one named Charlie Ocean (who is almost two years old) and a newborn named River Joe. [Dlisted]
This is a very important Instagram of Beyonce’s bump! [Starcasm]
Would you marry a 70-year-old baronet? [Jezebel]
Kendrick Lamar’s Coachella performance was great. [LaineyGossip]
Ryan Destiny’s jeans are… fascinating? [Go Fug Yourself]
United Airlines needs some crisis management. [Pajiba]
Russian MP says vile sh-t about gay people. [OMG Blog]
Hayden Christensen signed a jar of sand! [Buzzfeed]
Little kid sings along with “Bad and Boujee” at Coachella. [The Blemish]
Paris Jackson doesn’t want the attention? [Celebslam]
Charlize Theron’s puffy-sleeve dress is so bad. [Moe Jackson]

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  1. Kri says:

    Kendrick is just going to forever shine.

  2. Penelope says:

    Could be worse than those two names (right?!) and Jeff looks so happy in that pic. Congrats!

  3. TheSageM says:

    He looks jaundiced.

  4. adastraperaspera says:

    Jeff Goldblum for President. Style and substance! 🙂

  5. pru says:

    I like the name River. Congrats to the Goldblums!

    The Leftovers: I don’t understand half of what is happening on this show and I don’t care! I love it so much and can’t wait until next Sunday!!

    • QQ says:

      OMG Wait Let me run to watch STAT I totally forgot I was going to catch up first thing this am!! ( mind you i did the marathon this weekend on HBO2 for no reason but picked up a lot of OHHHHHHH Clues and subtext

      Also Beyonce looks FANTABULOUS I feel like her vibe this pregnancy is Full Tilt Sexy mom goddess this belly will be on your faces for maximum High Sodium Think pieces

    • Jenns says:

      The Leftovers premiere was great. I also don’t know what’s going on and don’t care.

      And it was almost distracting how hot Justin Theroux looked last night. Even when he had that bag over his head orwearing that birthday crown, he was still hot. Then I come here and see pictures of him IRL dressed like a douche and it kills me, lol.

      • AtlLady says:

        The Leftovers was fantastic! However, I did bust out laughing that Justin may not have gone jogging commando in his sweat pants as in seasons past but Chief Garvey’s horse was definitely male and was swinging! Great one!

    • QQ says:

      GUYS GUYS I came back mid watching.. THIS .IS. In-SA-NE!!!!! Holy F*cking shit this is so INTENSE and strange, Reza Aslan really saw Lindelof THROUGH… I Mean What? The Book of Kevin, Fresh Delightfully together Tommy, The Intro part, The countdown.. Evie.. where is Lily!?! This Time Jump.. MY LORD IM PRESSED

      • pru says:

        The scene with the bag! Is something going on with the dogs? Where’s Lily? Are Evie and Evil Meg really dead? Future Nora? So many questions – I need to know!! They better answer them all in the last 7 episodes.
        @Jenns, if Kevin gives any exposition with his shirt off, I will have to watch the scene multiple times (because I just can’t concentrate)!

  6. spidey says:

    Why can’t people call their kids proper names?

    • AtlLady says:

      The Goldblum boys have great names. When they get old enough to strike out on their own careers, they have names that can go either way by their own choice. In business, Charlie and Joe. In Hollyweird, Ocean and River.

    • Marianne says:

      They’re not that weird. Its not like River is a made up name or anything. And Joe is a pretty “normal” name. Same with Charlie Ocean.

      • Valois says:

        I know it’s a real name, but to me it sounds like one of those names that exist in America but sound made up nonetheless 😀

  7. Pansy says:

    I love the name River and Charlie is cute. Well. That’s all I have to say about that.

  8. susiecue says:

    She’s probably just tired, but she looks a lot older than 33 in that pic.

  9. Allison says:

    River Joe sounds like the proprietor of a boat tour business.