Last week, Kylie Jenner posted this Instagram and all of her followers and all of her detractors were trying to make it into some huge controversy. You know what the real controversy is? Kylie has had so much work done to her face and body that she looks like a Real Doll. But no, it’s not enough to merely get so much plastic surgery that you look like a cartoon. Kylie also has to Photoshop the crap out of her selfies. That’s the controversy! For real. People yelled at her because this photo was – obviously? – Photoshopped. The evidence used was that the background – specifically, the curtain – seemed warped and wavy. Kardashians and Jenners are famous for doing this and then denying it, like they’re being super-clever. Well, Kylie Jenner is not clever. So this was her explanation:
Kylie Jenner has a bone to pick with the photoshop police. On Wednesday, the 19-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and makeup mogul of posted a selfie showing off her curves, slim waist and abs while wearing a white long sleeve white crop top and black Puma underwear. Some people accused her of photoshopping the pic, citing a warped background behind her.
Kylie posted on Snapchat videos showing her wearing the same underwear. One of them, posted Thursday, included special effects of falling bones and the caption, “For the photoshop police.”
“So, this is like my selfie mirror and my Snapchat mirror,” she said. “So for future, this is a curtain hanging that looks crooked.”
Not everyone was convinced. “Does she really think we’re that dumb? Lmao never knew curtains looked like that,” one person wrote.
I’m including the Snapchat below (also: God, I hate Snapchats). You guys… why is this a thing? Why are we arguing about this? Yes, she Photoshops her Instagrams. If any Kylie apologist wants to come in here and yell about it, they can. But if you genuinely feel like “the curtain is crooked” is a legit explanation for anything, you need to get out more. Next up: Kim Kardashian will claim that her IGs aren’t Photoshopped, it’s just that her doorway is actually really warped. And Khloe will claim that her Pinocchio Butt is the result of diet and exercise.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Kylie’s social media.
I’ll never understand why people Photoshop to look worst.
I’ll never understand the public’s fixation on this family. They’re idiots. They’re plastic barbie dolls and they are paid to do nothing. I just don’t get it.
“So for future…”!?!? I can’t express how much that annoys me.
That’s what happens when you quit school at 15 and fill your head with plastic.
Ahahha – I wonder if this is why a girl I know went through her own instagram and deleted a bunch of photos. I’ve been watching this person’s trainwreck in editing for a month or two now. Warped doors, mirrors, walls, floors. Anything that dares get too close ends up warped. She must have found a new one too, because she started adding on to her makeup. Her eyebrow and lashes magically are seen ‘through’ her hair. She’s constantly slimming herself down in the arms and waist, and amping up her bust and booty. It’s really sad to see happen, honestly. Especially because she’s oblivious enough to add tags like #curvy #bodypositivity #weightlossjourney
@erinn now i really want to lurk this girl’s page haha. i’m shameless.
honestly this just says sooo mcuh about her self esteem. She already looks like a weird charicature of her former self, her waist has been slimmed down to nothing and hips and butt ballonned, but she still doesn’t feel good enough about herself ans still has to photoshop herself.
She needs to put down the damn phone. Someone should hide it from her or drive over it. Enough with all these selfies, Kylie! The world doesn’t need to or want to see you trying to pose sexy 24/7. Relax, kiddo
She should take photoshop classes ASAP!
Or hire someone.
Does she anything to say to the Plastic Surgery Police?
The girl is Photoshop come to life. She’s all bought, fake, and warped
Eh. I mean to be fair to her, that’s pretty much what her body looks like after all the surgery so…meh. I don’t doubt that she photoshops, just saying that this pic isn’t automatic proof of that’s IMO.
I just looked at her IG and holy shit that is the most vapid, annoying crap I’ve ever seen in my life. It must be so boring and empty to be that self-obsessed.
Can you liposuction yourself a set of abs? I’ve been wondering this, looking at photos of all these instamodels who have ZERO muscle tone in their arms or legs, but somehow have abs.
i don’t think so, if you look at the other photos, she doesn’t. I mean, really abs are just about low body fat, so maybe?
If you look though the candids have zero ab definition.
There are Apps out there that can photohop abs on you… maybe they are using something like that.
It’s more that it’s fuzzy than crooked… Curtains aren’t straight, right. But they don’t go from crisp to fuzzy in real life.
Photoshop fail! Everyone knows you’re supposed to use a solid background when you photoshop. Amateurs. 🙄
Sometimes I think they purposely put out pics that are obviously photoshopped just so people will get mad and they will get some pr out of it. This family is sinking and they are grasping to anything they can.
All attention is good attention in their eyes. It’s gross.
You would think by now that the k klan would learn how to photoshop better
New excuse: All of the haters have vertigo. You’re welcome, Kylie.
Not talking about Kylie here (rich girl and all) but I doubt most Instagram girls can afford Photoshop (or operate it properly). More like they’re using crappy phone apps to edit their pix badly.
She looks like a creepy alien. I think her family should have gotten her therapy instead of plastic surgery.
She is just so utterly boring.
I wonder if she’ll lose 100k subscribers like Kim did when those bikini pictures showing her real butt came out recently?
wait… she has a dedicated selfie mirror?