40 year-old Jacob Adams, the caretaker and actor from Toronto who died on Rhames’ property.

– Ving Rhames’ dogs did not kill his caretaker. It looks like they were trying to roll him over after he suffered a heart attack. [Lifeline Live]
– Jack Nicholson’s salivary glands don’t work [DListed]
– Kim Kardashian says big butts run in her family, doesn’t outright deny plastic surgery [Bossip]
– Death at a Funeral is not worth sitting through [Pajiba]
– Are these the real Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey naked pictures? [Celebslam]
– Uncle Kracker is a Pervert [yeeeah]
– Hilary Duff in concert [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jenna Jameson Shows Off New Tat [Bastardly]
– Kate Hudson does a man swap! [ICYDK]
– Lily Allen Shops for Lingerie (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Lily Allen hides in a plastic bag [The Blemish]
– Joel Madden is about to propse to Nicole Richie and Regis spilled the beans [Hollywood Rag]
– CNN removes an anchor’s name from a breast cancer fundraiser because they didn’t want her making a cast of her breasts [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Clive Owen is broodingly hot [Agent Bedhead]
– Beautiful island for sale on eBay [CityRag]
– Orlando Bloom (pre-stache) In Vanity Fair Italy [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Amanda Bynes launches Dear clothing line, and it’s super cheap. Some of the prints are cute too. [PopSugar]
– Jordan talks publically about her husband’s smooth butthole, but she thinks breastfeeding is gross. [CelebNewsWire]
– Ethan Hawke Was Super Jealous of Uma Thurman’s Success [Evil Beet]
– Matt Damon on marriage [Gabsmash]
– Britney Spears dumped by divorce lawyer [CelebWarship]
– Jessica Simpson says she broke her nose, which probably means that she’s getting a nose job and is making up an excuse [IDLYITW]
– Keira Knightley in Canadian Flare Magazine [Glitterati]
– Salma Hayek looks like she’s due any day. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Rihanna’s VMA Promo Shoot [popbytes]
– Evan Rachel Wood nipple slip in GQ Magazine [Egotastic]
– High School Musical 2 premieres today [Just Jared]
– Kate Hudson’s friends say Dax Shephard is just with her to further his career [Socialite’s Life]

Thanks to Torontoist.com for the header image, where you can learn more about Jacob Adams.