Lindsay Lohan tweets like a deplorable, MAGA-loving Donald Trump fanatic

Lindsay Lohan attends Iftar hosted by One Family

Lindsay Lohan, as a “celebrity brand,” is struggling. Who is Lindsay Lohan at this point? What does she stand for? Back in her worst days, The Cracken Years, her brand was “trashy mess” and she was consistent with both her trashiness and her messiness. But now that she’s “cleaned up” (doubtful) her brand has no consistency. Is she converting to Islam? Is she ever going to move back to America? Whatever happened with that nightclub? Why is she trying to get involved in political discussions? No one really knows the answers to these questions. But let’s be clear: Lindsay wants to be known for… something. Something she barely comprehends. On the Fourth of July, Lindsay got on Twitter and started tweeting out some sh-t like she’s a Deplorable. Like, she’s a Donald Trump fan.

She also retweeted this:

When I used to drink, I would say or do some crazy sh-t, which is one of the reasons I stopped drinking. But when I was drunk or high, I never became a blackout-Republican. That’s what I think happened to Lindsay. She was wasted and on social media and she was so GONE that she became a #MAGA Republican. The other possibility is that this is just who she is now, because anything is possible.

… Sh-t, how does Lindsay fit in with the Trump-Russia story? Has she ever met Mike Flynn? You know RT – the Russian-government-owned media outlet – paid her for at least one interview. Has she ever met Putin? Jesus. I’m only half-joking with this sh-t.

Lindsay Lohan attends Iftar hosted by One Family

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. MacScore says:

    Yet another reason, should one be needed, to ignore ignore ignore this worthless piece of garbage. Washed-up, washed-out, brainwashed, braindead. Just when I thought she couldn’t possibly GET any worse. Some people just never fail to deliver, do they? *Sigh.* SAD.

  2. Megan says:

    If ever there was someone who should stay in her lane, it’s LiLo.

  3. Carol says:

    I don’t think what she said makes her sound like a deplorable. What’s deplorable is that dress. Maybe someone who is a bit more sophisticated could pull it off but Lohan just looks like she’s wearing her grandma’s pj’s after a bender.

    • Cran says:

      I agree. If a picture is truly worth 1000 words that outfit supercedes any and all discussions of her tweets. Unless the tweets are somehow designed into the dress pattern. Which is entirely possible.

  4. minx says:

    She’ll do or say anything for attention.

    • Nyawira says:

      This. Wasn’t she hinting at a Muslim conversation just the other day? She even claimed to have been profiled at the airport thanks to his anti Islamic rhetoric. Now look at her? Best thing is to just ignore her

  5. MC2 says:

    This is the best 2 sentences that I have read in years & thank you for it: “When I used to drink, I would say or do some crazy sh-t, which is one of the reasons I stopped drinking. But when I was drunk or high, I never became a blackout-Republican.”

    I have a lot of regrets from my drinking days but, thankfully, becoming MAGA is not one of them.

    • MacScore says:

      ^^^ This^^^.
      Yup, signing on – to the brilliance of the statement, not that it’s particularly applicable to me. (Because I still drink. Heavens be praised).

  6. Merritt says:

    Ok Lindsay, just remember that Cheetolini would demean you in a heartbeat. No one in his family is a good person. And by supporting him you are just proving what people have said about you for years now.

    • heather says:

      And as a professional, she would thank him sincerely and ask for another insult + paycheck or attention.

  7. sisi says:

    she looks like she’s in a hippie ‘spread love not hate’ phase, clothing included. Since it’s LL, of course it doesn’t make any sense. She hasn’t made any sense in over a decade.

  8. Radley says:

    Don’t be surprised if she’s been paid to publicly support Trump. He buys Twitter followers, why not buy a few D list celebs? Allegedly she’s worked as an expensive call girl. So it’s not like she won’t “go there” for a check.

    She’s pitiful.

    • minx says:

      Good point. I bet she was paid.

      • Miss Maple says:

        Or she WANTS to be paid. And invited to media events, fundraisers, rallies, dinners, parties etc

        Since so many celebs are protesting Trumps policies she sees a potential niche and probably free food, booze and access to wealthy people.

        Or she’s banging a senator or something and the pillow talk is about his job. And she wants to show some love

    • Arpeggi says:

      Hasn’t he said on Howard Stern in her peak of mental/substance/legal issues that he’d like to do her because she’s a nutjob and those are the best in bed? Did she take that as a compliment? A job offer?

  9. booboocita says:

    I don’t think there was anything even approaching a real thought process behind this latest round of stunts. No real political affinity, no interest in politics or policy, and no knowledge (that’s for damn sure). Her “thinking,” so to speak, probably went something like this: “I hear everyone talking about Trump, and Ivanka is stylish and she’s on TV a lot, so if I associate myself with them, everyone will talk about me and people will think I’m stylish and maybe I’ll get to be on TV too! … What do you mean, ‘he’s president’ –? What’s that?”

  10. burnsie says:

    Lindsay’s always been a Republican, even back in the GWB days before she was a trainwreck

  11. Lillian says:

    I remember how jealous I was of her when Mean Girls came out, I was 13.

    how do people defend Trump? It’s mind blowing to me. I feel like I’m in an alternate universe.

  12. Molly says:

    Her “comeback” is one step forward and two steps back. Just last month she was almost getting it together. She apparently has a regular role (and a great wig!) on a UK show with Rupert Grint. Her face had settled back to more normal. Eyes were lucid.
    NOW THIS? Gah.

  13. heather says:

    There is one constant with the Lohan brand and that is THIRST.

  14. Sasha says:

    I have to give her credit for knowing her audience, lol.

  15. Caroline says:

    This is probably because she spends so much time in the Middle East/Eastern Europe/Greece these days. These are the views of her Arab/former Soviet sugar daddies and she’s trying to get in their favor.

    Remember, she’s BFFs with Erdogan in Turkey now.

    • MacScore says:

      … @ Caroline: which, if true, just goes to underscore the hypocrisy of these male “leaders” (Erdogan being a prime example) who treat women like second class citizens; roll the clock back decades, if not centuries, in terms of not only women’s rights but also human rights; and – if their public pronouncements are to be believed, which is of course debatable – ought to be distancing themselves by a few lightyears from the shenanigans of someone like Lohan… But no. The whore-mongering attention-grabbing bullshit goes both ways. This is what is truly despicable. And I _despise_ Lindsay for opening her big fat gob and *encouraging* these dangerous, malevolent beasts for a pay day or five seconds of media attention. Puke.

  16. Swak says:

    She looks like a Russian stacking doll I that last dress.

  17. Izzy says:

    Remember that time she landed at a U.S. airport and was papped all over the place carrying a copy of the Quran? Yeah, good luck with that now, thanks to your beloved President Agent Orange, your wasted stunt-queen firecrotch ass will be profiled like hell for that. MAGA THAT, m*****f*****.

  18. Jo says:

    Well, no surprises when she’s a druggie. So many of Trump’s supporters are, especially the baked-on, die-hard racist ones. Kill too many brain cells, that’s where you end up.