Kermit & Miss Piggy posed with Blake Lively for Love Mag: amazing?

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This is honestly one of my favorite things in the world, when magazines give their covers to Muppets. Miss Piggy is obviously my favorite, as she is the Elizabeth Taylor-Burton in any given Muppet situation. Miss Piggy has amazing skin, eyelashes for days and her wig game is on fleek. PLEASE. Miss Piggy should be on EVERY cover. Instead, Love Magazine relegated Piggy to the inside of the magazine and put Kermit (PIGGY’S EX!) on the cover with BLAKE BLOODY LIVELY. I am so mad on Piggy’s behalf. Who made this editorial decision? Miss Piggy should sue. She’s the star, not assy Blake or milquetoast Kermy.

That frog-stealing hussy Blake was the one who posted these Love Mag photos on her Instagram, because she’s shameless and thirsty. She’s trying so hard to get a rise out of Piggy, but Piggy won’t engage with her Becky bullsh-t. Piggy did engage – likely under duress – long enough to pose for one photo with Blake, which I assume was meant to be the cover because it’s a far superior photo. All Love Mag needed to do was Photoshop out the basic blonde.

At the end of the day, Piggy might be playing Blake though. Look at this quote that Piggy gave to Love Mag: “I love dropping in on Blake. She’s funny, lovely and talented…and of course it doesn’t hurt that her hunky husband Ryan likes to walk around the house with his shirt off.” DO YOU HEAR THAT BLAKE??? Piggy is coming for your husband. And when the Piggy comes for your man, there’s little you can do to stop her. Hear that Kermy? Piggy doesn’t need you anymore either.

Eat it, Peppa.

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Also: hahaha, like Kendall Jenner’s dead eyes would ever be a threat.

Photos courtesy of Alasdair McLellan for Love Magazine.

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16 Responses to “Kermit & Miss Piggy posed with Blake Lively for Love Mag: amazing?”

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  1. Kitten says:

    Lena Dunham is jealous of how these two work a faux fur coat.

  2. Alleycat says:

    How can anyone take Kendull seriously as a model??! I can’t stop laughing.

  3. booradley says:

    MIss Piggy has been my spirit animal ever since I was a little girl, and not just because I was born in the year of the Pig. She is the diva that lives inside of me, she comes out when warranted but, for the most part is reigned in by societal norms (aka Kermit).
    Love me some Piggy, and I think she should stick with Liam Hemsworth, I didn’t actually start to care about him until Miss Piggy decided to shine her light on him for a moment, now I want them to have hybrid babies.
    PS. I love how in the last 2-3 years people embrace Piggy and Kermy as the celebrities they are :)

  4. Neelyo says:

    I wish ABC had the guts to keep The Muppets on the air. The new version was smart, hilarious and underrated.

    • Ellis says:

      I agree. I couldn’t make the time slot to catch it live but loved every episode after the fact.

    • greenmonster says:

      I agree as well. It was a good show. Why people couldn’t find heart in it I will never understand. Piggy and Kermit finding their way post-break up was nice to watch. When he was telling her something along the lines of: “you were my favorite show long before you were on TV”… That was beautiful.

  5. Megan says:

    Miss Piggy is the QUEEN.

  6. Sigh says:

    Divine. Glamorous. A true beauty and diva. I am, of course, talking about Miss Piggy. Love her.

  7. ash says:

    kendall’s face is about to POP

  8. Antonym says:

    “Eat it Peppa” LMAO

    This entire post is the hard-hitting news story I needed in my day! 😉💜🐽

  9. The Original Mia says:

    Miss Piggy! Work it, Queen!

    WTH is Kermit wearing?

  10. Clairej says:

    Lol Kendall. Love Miss Piggy. My 5th bday cake was Miss Piggy. Kendall should feel honoured she got to pose (if that’s what you call it, she looks half asleep) with real icons.