Ivana Trump has a book, because there is literally no one with the name “Trump” who is not trying to cash in on the presidency in some way. Ivana’s book is called Raising Trump, and she’s on some kind of odd book tour. I mean, I get it: why not book Ivana, the president’s first wife (out of three) for your morning show? But beyond that, there’s not much to this book tour. It’s just a series of shady interviews. So, it’s kind of funny. Ivana was on Good Morning America on Monday and her comments irritated Melania Trump (#3) so much that Melania’s official White House spokesperson released an official statement! Jesus, these people.
The claws are out. Ivana Trump said she should be considered the “first lady” because she was President Trump‘s first wife, prompting a stinging rebuke from third wife and current first lady Melania Trump that the remark was “attention-seeking and self-serving noise.” Ivana, the mother of Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric, said she has a line to the White House but tries not to call Trump too often because it makes Melania Trump jealous.
“I have the direct number to White House, but I no really want to call him there because Melania is there,” Ivana told ABC’s “Good Morning America” during an interview on Monday. “I don’t want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that because I’m basically first Trump wife.”
Melania Trump immediately shot down Ivana Trump’s comments.
“Mrs. Trump has made the White House a home for Barron and the President. She loves living in Washington, DC, and is honored by her role as first lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books,” spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN. “There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex, this is unfortunately only attention-seeking and self-serving noise.”
Ivana Trump, 68, who married Donald Trump in 1977 and divorced him in 1992, has been making the rounds of talk shows to promote her memoir, “Raising Trump,” which was published on Tuesday. Despite her comment that she should could carry the mantle of “first lady,” Ivana Trump said she really wouldn’t be happy in the White House and wouldn’t be willing to change places with Melania.
“I think for her to be in Washington must be terrible,” Ivana Trump said. “It’s better her than me. I would hate Washington.” But then she took a veiled shot at the first lady’s White House role. “Would I straighten up the White House in 14 days? Absolutely. Can I give the speech for 45 minutes without [a] teleprompter? Absolutely. Can I read a contract? Can I negotiate? Can I entertain? Absolutely. But I would not really like to be there. I like my freedom,” she said.
Ivana also takes “full credit” for raising their three children because he was “on the telephone making the deals.”
“He was a loving father, don’t get me wrong, and he was a good provider, but he was not the father which would take a stroll and go to the Central Park or go play to baseball with them or something,” she said, “It was only until they were about 18 years old [that] he could communicate with them, because he could start to talk business with them. Before, he really didn’t know what conversation to strike with the little kids,” she added.
I am… sort of speechless. The fact that Melania Trump is using government resources to slap back at the president’s first wife seems… like a misuse of taxpayer funds. I mean, we all enjoy The Real Housewives of Donny Bigly, but only when it’s on cable and we know what we’re paying for. Plus, Melania is making the classic insecure woman mistake: she’s letting Ivana know that Ivana is actually getting under her skin. Who knew, Melania is actually genuinely insecure about Donald Trump’s continued relationship with his first ex-wife.
Photos courtesy of Getty.
Ivana. What have you done to your face.
OMG. It’s…I don’t even know what to say.
The hair! The lips! The eye shadow!
Peak St Tropez.
@Clare-
Ivana, Dotard and the the two eldest boys are stuck in the 80-90s, fashion wise.
Yes , too much plastic surgery.
And Melania is startying to look like Trump. It must be those squiting eyes.
Yes. It’s awful. I am starting to go from “Well, wrinkles are just what happens” to “Look at those lovely wrinkles!”when I see an older person who doesn’t look like a real-life version of Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head.
Her face!!! I am so down for this. The best part of all this is you know if it bothered Melania enough to make a statement, The Dotard had a horrible evening last night. Picturing the Secret Service having their hands full last night!!!!😂
The great thing is, Ivana’s face is Melania’s future. The heavy handed work, trowelled on makeup, “classy” hairdo and deceased brows… Mwahahahaaa!
I think the Dotard probably never stops playing Candy Crush on the toilet. I’m sure Melania just seethed silently and ordered a bunch of gold kitchen appliances online.
LOL. What HASN’T she done to her face?
I watched her interview this weekend and, honestly, I could not look away. With the mouth moving, the entire makeover was riveting, and not in a good way.
The only thing that has stayed the same is her stupid hairdo
I LOVE the hair. Seriously, it is the ONLY thing Trump related that I don’t dislike. It gives me all the lols.
This😫 Why do these women do that?
It’s like a game of Dynasty: Krystal and Alexis cat fight! Woohoo! Will they end up in the fish pond, too??? 🍿🍿🍿🍷🍷🍷I’m ready …join me, ladies?
hahaha, I immediately thought of the fish pond thing too. It’s like these two are doing an ad for the Dynasty reboot.
A couple of thoughts :
1. Ivana is trolling Melania to generate publicity for her book (cat fight!). Brilliant marketing from Ivana.
2. Melania is not ticked off at all but has been instructed by The Donald to show some fake indignation in order to promote Ivana and the Trump name. (Women fight over me! I’m a great father-provider!). Classic reality TV drama. Tune in next week!
She looked her best in the few years after her divorce, then got too carried away with plastic surgery. I never thought she was attractive when she was married to Trump, she was very harsh looking, and mean looking, like she’d stab you for your cookies if you didn’t share.
I love this catfight though. Lets hope it escalates, it can only get better.
She might be more like her outward appearance on the inside than is usually assumed. Consider that she raised three Trumps … His kids aren’t all that nice.
She looks her age and thinks she’s still beautiful. Zsa Zsa. I’d rather see her smeared lips and bloated skin than Melania’s sculpted lifted face, skin tight jeans and stilettos. Wife number 2, I’m sure is as botoxed as any Kardashian, and as phony and fake. One has to remember the donald is over seventy, and minus that beautiful dyed hair and fake skin, he would look most suited to be with Ivana. She was the brains that made him AND his chosen one, ivana, jr. That fact that she pissed off Melania and therefore don, I find her amusing.
When he as married to her, he was successful and accepted more readily but when she went so did all of his chances of normalizing himself.
Melania looks like Voldemort while Ivana looks like an aging blowfish.
Can you just imagine the Fat-Bloated-Orange-With-No-Soul naked and getting intimate with Stretched-Face-Voldemort……(shudder) …..like a scene out of a horror movie.
@ Bellagio DuPont : “Can you just imagine the Fat-Bloated-Orange-With-No-Soul naked …..”.
Just stop right there, sister!! “naked and getting intimate …..”. Nooooooooo!
Trump’s chubby body and his (I assume) chubby man parts. Ewww.
Yes she was ok with the first facelift but it’s gotten progressive worse!
Do you remember when we had a classy, brilliant president and a classy, brilliant FLOTUS? Sigh. Yeah. It’s still surreal to me that this is the nightmare we live in. I mean, this is trashy and gross and far from the worst thing going down in Trumplandia. But it’s such a reminder of just how awful everything is.
I have to confess I am thoroughly enjoying this WH soap opera.
TBH, it needed the Trumps to be this awful to see just how classy and civilised the Obamas were and remain. Keeping schtum through all that is happening with Tillerson and Mattis must be difficult as hell!
“TBH, it needed the Trumps to be this awful to see just how classy and civilised the Obamas were and remain.” No it didn’t.
They are trailer trash with money, worse combination possible. I loved Barrack Obama and Michelle wasn’t an embarrassment as FLOTUS, quite the opposite. I love when he sang Amazing Grace, when he comforted us after the myriad of mass shootings during his terms. They were gracious and cared about us and the country. I could have easily lived without Beyoncé’s presence at so many functions, but that’s small potatoes compared to this duck dynasty.
An entire family of bottom feeders. That’s the Trumps. And how pathetic are both these broads? You both married and procreated with a sick and evil man. It’s no badge of honor. And didn’t Ivana say in her divorce suit that El Diablo Naranja raped her? Now they talk regularly?? I’m sickened. I shouldn’t be surprised that she’s a shady mess. Of course she is.
I loathe this trashy family. Absolutely loathe them with everything I have in me. They’re horrible people and anyone who doesn’t see it is either horrible themselves or scarily deluded.
It sure was nice having a First Family that could be out in public without embarrassing the nation every other second. Makes W’s garbled speeches seem adorable by comparison.
Seriously!!!! smh
This one I’ll be here for. Bring the popcorn. I’m totally ready for the melania vs ivana catfights. It amused me to no end how fast MElania came down from her high perch of aloof classiness to get RIGHT INTO THE WEEDS with Ivana and she came out with the claws. “He may be the grossest orange juvenile troglodyte on the planet, but he’s MINE, BITCH!” oh yes yes please sir, can I have some more?
ETA: Melania always looks like she just sharted in her fancy underwear just a little bit and only now realized it.
It was also epic the way they tried to bring Marla into it. She doesn’t seem to be taking the bait….
What a point of pride-fighting over your position in the dirtbag’s life. Oh, and FYI, ivana and melania-you’re both far behind daughterwife.
It’s now evident that Melania has no game. Totally bush league response to Ivana’s nonsense. This family can’t even pull off a proper cat fight.
Also, Ivana is resembling the pictures of Trump’s mother more and more each day. Scary stuff.
Who would have thought the side piece would be the classiest wife?
So do we call this “The Real Housewives of D.C.”, or “Baby Mama Drama, WH edition”?
P*ssy grabbing, devastation from natural disasters, Charlottesville, mass shootings? Yawn. Shade from the starter wife? Release the hounds.
This.
I love that she is doing this. Mostly because it must be embarrassing for Nagini and Co.
co sign. I am loving she called herself “first trump wife”.
I love it bothers Melania and the rest of them.
I read Ivana’s words in Ivana’s voice. I love it, too! ha ha
She only calls Marla the “Showgirl” in her book. Never calls her by name. Why are they fighting over that giant orange turd?
H, for the $$$$. He LOVES feeling important and *gag* virile, being “fought” over. Most complementary one gets the bonus bucks
I’m infuriated that my tax dollars are being wasted on this rubbish. If those two morons want to fight it out in some sleazy mud pit, emceed by Linda McMahon, fine but don’t use my money to do it.
ETA and Melania, a sheer bra with a sheer white top while standing before television lights is a big NO. We don’t need to see your nipples
Amen.
Hm. There’s a thought. You know Trump would love a WWE special, where his three women duke it out for the title of First Lady, and an inheritance for their child/ren. My money is on Ivana, Don Jr. could hand her a folding chair while Ivanka distracts Daddy.
I’m infuriated the mainstream news media is covering this like it is legitimate news story. Seriously? All three networks devoted time to this last night. With all the sh*t going on in the world, they decide that THIS story deserves 2 or 3 minutes of airtime out of the 20 minutes total they devote to news each night. No wonder our country is falling apart. Leave the meaningless gossip where it belongs, here on CB.
I think this is petty and I don’t mind it at all. She is just as disgusting as those idiot children that she birthed but for some reason I am enjoying this catfight. It is like the stupid version of Dynasty or something.
The only thing I remember about Ivana was that she was in The First Wives Club (probably one of the best films from the 90s) and that their divorce was a huge deal when it happened. Didn’t she take Dump to the cleaners when they divorced? I wonder why she stays in contact with him but Marla pretty much pretends that he does not exist.
Yes, but they’re leading the country. Dynasty was fiction.
Ivana isn’t running anything and technically Russia is running the country not Dump and his cabinet of horrors.
yes, I believe her famous line from the movie was “don’t get mad, get EVERYTHING”. I think, because she was a fairly big exec at the Trump Org when they divorced, and had a LOT to do with the company’s success, she was able to make out pretty good.
whereas Marla and Squinty prob a had/have a pretty strong and not very generous pre-nup in place. I think Squinty is in this for the long haul and is hoping for a large inheritance.
Yes, Ivana received a lot of money and assets in the divorce. Marla received very little in comparison. And I’m guessing if Melania tried to divorce Trump she would not get much either or he has told her she won’t get much and she believes him.
I didn’t follow the divorce, but saw an old SNL skit that suggested Trump was the one who took Ivanka to the cleaners with a tough prenup.
I do remember he intimidated her into shutting up when she came out with a book and was talking a bit about him on a talk show. She must be bound by a hefty gag order. Maybe that’s why she’s writing about the kids? That way she can get some momentum from the Presidency but not get crushed by The Donald.
I think he is leaving her something in his will. He talks kindly about her. Gross but he does.
I’m sorry if I’m being mean, but doesn’t Donnie boast about how he gets only gorgeous women?
She was gorgeous when she was 26! They divorced when she was 42? The plastic surgery hasn’t done her any favors.
@Beth-
Watch the embedded video. She was very, very pretty up into her late 40s.
Ivana was gorgeous in her younger years. I have no idea what work she’s had done on her face and lips, but it isn’t good.
Saying she was gorgeous and very pretty is a long stretch. At best, she wasn’t ugly.
Team Melania.
Two words I never thought I’d say..
Yup. Same here, Ivana is being so catty and immature by starting this.
This entire presidency is a waste of tax dollars…
Ha! I love this. I’m going to live in the land of petty, make some popcorn and watch these harridans fight it out. On an even pettier note, I have no idea what Ivana has done with her face but she needs to stop because at this point she looks like a caricature of herself.
She needs to back away from the lip fillers!
Alright, chill Lady Catherine deBourgh.
Melania doesn’t want to be First Lady anyway so why does she care what a DayGlo bulldog has to say about it?
And wtf to women fighting over their importance to Donny Two-Scoops?
You just know that Donnie Bone Spurs is loving that these two idiots are fighting so as to add to his other distractions. I hope that Ivanka and her idiot brothers are cringing as never before. What a sh*tshow. Meanwhile, Tillerson will probably be fired today and the DACA kids are are being kicked out of the only country they’ve ever know. SMH
Ivanka is trying to divert by retweeting Fox crap about how daddy is so great for the stock market and pictures of herself at some business women’s summit. Donnie Jr is getting kicked by Kimmel.
Oh but she does. She is now going about calling herself “first lady” (rolling eyes here). That is at least some of the reporting out there is stating.
Melania should not be giving this the time of day. She walked right into the insecurity trap.
Yes-omg Melania. Why in the world would you make a statement about this??
Because the First Lady wants to fight bullying, don’t you know.
Totally rookie move. You let everybody roll their eyes at Ivana and her melting face for a few days, and then you do something charitable and high profile as FLOTUS while looking fabulous. Lord, this whole family is dumb as a bag of rocks.
The entire drump clan is trash and attention seeking. And drump most likely sanctioned this fight to humiliate Melania.
Remember all those FB post about the Trumps bring class back to the White House after the Obama’s left(which of course meant bringing whitness back)?
How’s that working out?
Maybe it’s bringing sixth grade (class) back? This is so middle school meanness, all of it.
Compared to what she has said about Marla, this is kind for Ivana.
When is the press going to go after Melania for the birther interview on the View?
The birther interview on the View? What did she say?
It was not The View. It was when Joy Behar had her own talk show on HLN. Melanoma agreed with all of the birther nonsense and was demanding proof of President Obama’s long form birth certificate. It might not be on YouTube anymore but it can be on Daily Motion.
she said she does not think obama’s birth certificate looks real (because her other fake degree was in being an archivist at the smithsonian)
and that her husband is the “genius of all geniuses” so i assume she must be a bigamist
Wow-she was perfect for Donald.
I am not sure what’s worse – Ivana’s face or that outfit of Melania’s . Ok – it has to be the fact but still – who in the hell thought squishing her boobs down like that and the high waist would look good. Slap on that mug that constantly looks like a slapped arse and sheesh….
The good gossip always was that Ivana is half the reason we are even talking about Donald these days. She actually knew how to run a business without making it go under. It wouldn’t surprise me that Donald was still taking her advice. Politician though? Maybe not so much Ivana. Unless this is her long-term revenge. Telling him to keep tweeting and such. I’m sure she has some kind of no revenge or backtalk clause in her divorce contract – so why not do it this way? Donald wouldn’t know the difference.
I was slightly surprised that the First Lady bothered to reply. But then I quickly remembered who is in the WH and of course she would reply. Nothing is too insipid for this group to start a huge ruckus. Part of me wants to sit back and enjoy this little dust-up but the rest of me knows this just plays into the Orange Clown’s MO of creating diversions. So be warned! Enjoy the hair-pulling contest, but don’t forget about Russia, Human Rights, gun control, Puerto Rico…
This.
I don’t think Trump wanted to divorce Ivana, I think he wanted to have mistresses and wanted her to be ok with that. Ivana really did help him build his business in the early days. I think he knew she was an asset.
According to a former business associate in Jersey, Ivana was just as incompetent as the Donald.
Their casino in Jersey was a pile of corruption. I am skeptical they ever intended for that to be anything but a giant write off.
Not really true. He used to undermine her, and she did make him successful but I mean she was no sweet woman to work for or anything, but in her day she was several steps up from Melania if not more.
All said within the context of the people in this crapfest and with the understanding they are all profoundly defective.
Meanwhile Ivanka is laughing because they’re both wrong.
Team neither one.
Oh-I’ll also add that with Ivanka and Donald as parents, there was no way those 3 kids were going to turn out normally.
No real and unconditional love for any of them during their youth. Nor now, for that matter.
I clicked play… AHhhhhhh, my eyes, my ears my everything. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Well considering just how amply Bigly Deplorable is slobbering all over his daughter Ivanka (who does look a remarkable lot like Ivana), I’d be jealous too.
Anyway, ugh at all of it.
I see where princess Ivanka got her cheesy “blowing kisses ” pose from .
I suspect CNN asked for a quote and Melania’s spokesperson gave them one. I don’t think Melania is sitting in the White House plotting verbal comebacks to Ivana Trump.
I feel for Ivana. I remember when the entire Marla Maples thing happened. I think had Marla not pushed Ivana into a separation/divorce situation so publicly, Donald would probably still be married to her. She could turn the other cheek as long as it wasn’t publicly known that Donald was cheating. Once it became the spectacle that it was, she couldn’t ignore it. And Ivana is rightfully holding a grudge against Marla.
I don’t blame her at all for hating Marla Maples. I’m old enough to remember the skiing incident. But to talk about Melania and joke around being the actual first lady? It was tacky and silly. But honestly, Melania made it ridiculous for issuing a comment. Ignore, ignore, ignore. The Trumps have the worst sense of PR-it’s incredible.
I am living for her sending her kids to sit in coach while she is in first class! She truly knows how to parent….I’m so over these “modern” parents negotiating with children and taking their feelings into consideration. She raised three intelligent thoughtful children whether you agree with their politics or not.
Intelligent. Thoughtful.
Those three?
Whatever you are drinking, share with the others.
Tiffany there is no need to discredit the children because of association with daddy Cheeto. Look my point is they all pursued education, yes I realize they had extreme advantages and used white privilege, but they didn’t take the Paris Hilton route and chilled out on a yacht all month in the south of France. They have ambition; and of course they are cognizant enough to realize how the public sees Donald but he is still their father.
Yeah. You are a real hoot, Texas Ho.
Thanks butterfly, I get that a lot 😉
Wait, how many kids does Ivana have? I thought she only had Don Jr, Ivanka and Eric.
Lol. Thoughtful and intelligent? When? Those 3 kids are sneaky, lawbreaking scumbags
Having your children with you on the plane would distract from other, more urgent business. Like drinking martinis, filing nails, or servicing your husband under a blanket. (No, really. Don’t look it up.) More practical, and peaceful, to have them sitting in coach with the help. Great parenting, my backside.
@texasho
What the what? They are criminals who have disgusting morals. Ivanka and Don Jr were about to be indicted for lying to investors about numbers on Trump SoHo when Daddy paid off the District Attorney. Eric allowed The Dotard to take money from his charity, thus taking it away from sick kids. And don’t even get me started on Don Jr hunting endangered animals.
@mermaid It must be so easy for you to cast judgement on 3 innocent children who were BORN into this very unique situation. They didn’t ask for this life, it was thrust upon them! Can you say with certainty that if you had been born a trump you would reject every single thing you were taught growing up and rebel to take a “higher” moral road? I thought not.
@Texasho Pardon-moi but where does she have the moral ground to state that she earned her Business flight seat? Not with the money she was making as a model I presume, but by marrying into it. Is that the lesson for her children?
@slowsnow It doesn’t really matter HOW she earned it, she did it legally, even if on her back or knees for the Orange Clown. Are you saying women don’t have the right to make that choice? How dare you say that an unintelligent woman doesn’t have the right to take advantage of a wealthy man if educational pursuits are not her “thing”. You’re probably against legal prostitution in NV and Amsterdam. Save your judgements about women’s choices and please take all the seats in coach.
I don’t know about her brothers, but Ivanka is intelligent enough. She just also is self-absorbed, uncaring about people outside her family unless they can do something for her, and dishonest. She runs businesses that exploit other people. She has been profiting off the Presidency in a very deliberate fashion. She uses her kids as props.
I don’t think all this will work out too well for her. She married a guy with no moral compass, just like dear old dad and his kids with Ivana. Mueller is relentlessly pursuing them all, I think.
Don Jr is possibly in a whole mess of legal trouble and virtually certainly has been involved with the same money laundering as his father.
Not sure about Eric. Except for murdering large animals with his brother Don, he seems relatively harmless. Or has he been joining in with obnoxious tweets also? Both Don and Eric seem like followers to me and could be easily manipulated by dear old dad. Ivanka could possibly go her own way, but she hitched her wagon to her daddy’s star a long time ago- so maybe not.
Trolling for Tangerine 45. Hahaha.
Your tactics are so obvious. The kids are as malignant as their parents. More scandals will be forthcoming I am sure.
This women’s face is a tragic cry for help … She’s also Melania’s, Ghost of Faces Future.
Does the White House have a lily pond? I am just waiting for a brawl like on Dynasty. Funny how this is coming to light the same week the reboot of Dynasty makes its debut
My mom is exactly Ivana’s age and has never had plastic surgery. She looks great. Her face looks real. She looks about 60. Ivana should have never started with the plastic surgery.
Ivana is so foul and self-centered. Melania, though I dislike her for her lack of principle re birtherism, her visa, her cause of net-based bullying and more, is not the proximate cause of Ivanas divorce, and Melania is reportedly a very quiet and polite person in her interactions with virtually everyone.
Ivana is a self-serving monster, arrogant, a liar, raised three grifting sociopaths, and is slowly giving herself the face she deserves, which looks like the result of a taffy pull.
Except for this old 80’s hairdo Ivana now looks like “Sophie” from Two Broke Girls.
For those who feel sorry for Melania, her tacky reaction to Ivana proves she’s complicit in everything and just as classless as the entire Trump gang. And you’d think with all that money Ivana would have better cosmetic work done. Ridiculous!
Bob Corker was right! The President is running reality show from the White House. Real Housewives of the Orange Coot! Guaranteed More plastic surgery, spray tans, lies, in fighting, scandals, lies, etc than the real RHOC! This one is on a Global scale… Lookout BRAVO!
When is this @FailingRealityShow “Who Wants to Be President” going to be cancelled so that we can have a real president? I’m so tired of #NotWinning.
I met her once. She was a snob. She had the longest most gorgeous legs. Her face is looking unfortunate.
I know this is showing my age, but does anyone remember a puppeteer named Wayland Flowers and Madame? If not, PLEASE look them up and tell me that Ivana does not look like this puppet. Ole girl needs to retire the plastic surgery…
Don’t you dare besmirch Madame’s memory like that. Madame had style and flare and wit. Besides Ivana is so far gone at this point she wishes she could look like Madame.
I looked her up! OMG she does. Yikes!
Team No One cause they’re all trash.
Google Ivana Trump before plastic surgery, she was pretty.
The cat fight is embarrassing and beneath the WH before this administration. Embarrassing that it’s come to this..
Dear God, her surgeon should hang his head in shame! Why would anyone put THAT MUCH filler into her lips? If she would lose the lip filler, get some lessons in makeup for the older woman, and get a current, flattering hairstyle she could at least look normal. This is just so sad to see.
Ivana dumped Donald after the affair with Marla went public. She came out of it with a good settlement and the Donald did not dick her over. I remember it was right at the same time Charles and Diana were wrangling over their divorce settlement, with Charles not wanting to pay Diana. Trump settled fairly generously with the mother of his children and the supposed high-class “Prince” was over there acting like an azzhole to the mother of his children. (And so was his family, by the way.)
Marla got whatever their pre-nup called for. He divorced her after she made the newspapers after being discovered by local police on a deserted Florida beach with her bodyguard at 3:00AM. After the divorce she got religion and moved to California with her child. She has never remarried.
Both ex-wives attended the inauguration.
Muppet from hell!
Please stop with the disses to Ivana’s face. The Donald probably says the same shit about her. I like Ivana’s dig about being the First Lady because she was the first wife. Ivana would surely do a better job than Melania. I think it would suit Melania beautifully in the long run. Melania can be trophy wife and Ivana can be First Lady. Works for me. Always liked Ivana’s line, “Don’t get mad. Get everything.”
like, i could enjoy this snark if it was actually dynasty or even duck dynasty or real trophywives or whatever, but this THE WHITE HOUSE. In REAL LIFE.
i mean, does America really deserve this?
@ Nibbi
Yes. It’s what she voted for.
“Would I straighten up the White House in 14 days? Absolutely. Can I give the speech for 45 minutes without [a] teleprompter? Absolutely. Can I read a contract? Can I negotiate? Can I entertain? Absolutely. But I would not really like to be there. I like my freedom,”
Hahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaha. This feud is the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed, but this quote was gold
still LMAO at “self serving noise”