It seems director Guy Ritchie and actor Robert Downey Jr. have become best buds ever since working together on Sherlock Holmes. While working together, Guy was apparently taking his divorce from Madonna pretty hard – and Robert took notice, “telling Guy that what he needed was a new girlfriend to help him forget his troubles.” Guy wasn’t ready though – because that’s the power of the Madge Vadge. The Vadge clings to a man for months, even years. The Vadge haunts men.
Now that Guy and Madonna’s divorce drama is over, and they’re both moving on with their lives, The National Enquirer reports that Robert has made it his mission to set Guy up with any and all eligible Hollywood women. The top of Robert’s list? Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz:
“Guy’s best friend Robert Downey Jr. determined to find ‘worthy woman’ for Madonna’s ex-hubby”
Robert Downey Jr. is playing matchmaker for Madonna’s ex-husband, director Guy Ritchie.
Robert, with help from his wife Susan Levin, put together a list of “worthy women” for the newly divorced 40-year-old to pursue – and topping it off are Hollywood beauties Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz!
“Robert is determined to find Guy his dream girl,” disclosed an insider.
Robert and Guy became close friends during the filming of “Sherlock Holmes” last year, while Guy was going through his painful divorce from Madonna.
“Robert kept telling Guy that what he needed was a new girlfriend to help him forget his troubles,” said the insider. “But Guy wasn’t ready.”
But since [Guy] took up residence at the famed Chateau Marmont in LA earlier this spring, he’s become a regular on LA’s A-list party circuit.
On May 25, Guy, along with Robert and a host of other celebs, kicked back at a star-studded Memorial Day BBQ at power producer Joel Silver’s Malibu compound.
“When Guy and Robert came upon an attractive woman, Robert would introduce himself and follow up with, “Have you met my friend, Guy? He’s wonderful!”
It looks like Robert’s efforts have been successful. On May 31, guy was spotted dining with an attractive brunette at a Malibu restaurant. Afterward, the pair went for a romantic stroll on the beach.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 22 2009]
If I was setting Guy up, I wouldn’t try to hook him up with an American girl. I fear Madonna has given us all a bad name, and Cameron and Jennifer wouldn’t do much to improve our collective image. I’d set Guy up with a nice, aristocratic British girl. Someone with some class and elegance, with a real accent, rather than “Faux London by way of Detroit”. I’m rooting for Jemima Khan, the heiress who dated Hugh Grant for so many years. Guy and Jemima already know each other – they allegedly might have gone on a date right after he and Madge split up. Maybe now that the ghostly Vadge presence has been exorcized, Guy is ready to date Jemima for real.
Note by Celebitchy: Richie was seen out in Malibu with a lovely dark-haired “mystery woman” on 5/31/09. He had lunch with her and then took a stroll on the beach. The paparazzi documented the whole thing, so maybe it was all orchestrated or maybe he got caught out on a date.
Photo Credit: Mike/Fame Pictures
Nope, not Aniston, she deserves better than Guy but I would give him Cameron Diaz. Long ago, I used to have a girl crush on Jemimah Khan, I just loved her, she seemed so classy. Now that I think about it, they would make a nice couple.
Has Guy been working out????
I don’t see him with either Aniston or Diaz. Aniston’s all “Malibu beach party,” while he’s all “olde English pub.” Diaz talks constantly about not wanting to get married or have kids, so I doubt she’d go for a man who’s obviously devoted to family and will likely want to get married again someday.
Granger – Right? Guy needs to be with a British girl – I think Jemima is a great fit.
Both Jennifer and Cameron are real “California girls” — it’s hard to see them living in the UK. Where would Cameron go surfing?
Aniston like them young and douche anyway, plus she is a drama queen who whines endlessly !
She will keep on hearing Brad’s old message and talk about how Angie’s ruin her life. No, no Jen, she has too much emotional baggage to deal with before entering an healthy mature relationship with anyone. The cougar route is still the better option at this point : No strings attached, just fun with a boy toy
Cameron looks like a fun girl but she has that vulgar vibse. Richie should settle with a homegirl, very european one.
DOOOOO IIIITTTTT!!!!!
Didn’t Cameron break up with Paul Sculfor because she didn’t want to live in London? Neither of them would be a good match for him. Jemima would be perfect.
not diaz;
i don’t even know what people see in her!
anniston def doesn’t seem like the right match,either.
jemima,maybe….
how about someone like alannis morrisette?
or how about alannis morrisette herself?
lol cuz i don’t know who’s ‘like’ her…besides her….
This Enquirer story is hilarious for 3 reasons –
1. RDJ and Guy Ritchie are NOT best buds. In fact, they clashed quite a bit during the making of their new Sherlock Holmes film.
2. Guy Ritchie IS good friends with Brad Pitt. Guy not only knows Aniston he knows the hell she put Brad through.
3. RDJ is friends with Brad.
Take note – There’s a guy code thing involved here. RDJ would not be matchmaking anyone with Aniston.
The end.
That Madonna thing kinda made it almost impossible for him to be with another woman besides Angelina Jolie, Aniston, or Diaz all women hitting 40 sooner than later. So if he wants a young piece, too bad for him man……
Why would Guy want another ‘Hollywood’ type? Jemimah Khan seems perfect, classy, intelligent, and rich.
He needs a NORMAL GOOD GIRL!! Madonna is a lil over the top
Guy is one hot dude. Not thrilled to hear Madonna called “Vadge,” really rude and disrespectful, but whatever. I kind of don’t see him with any of the above suggestions in the post, but I do like the idea of Alannis Morrisette. Intriguing, anyway.