Oh, good: Mick Jagger is 51 years older than his new 23-year-old girlfriend

The Rolling Stones play Nanterre

Mick Jagger is 74 years old. If and when I get to that age, I hope that I’m happily surrounded by cats or dogs (or both) at the nursing home. Even now, at my current age (on the later end of 30-something), I don’t want to hang out with young people. Young people are exhausting. The thought of hanging out with someone significantly younger than me isn’t appealing whatsoever. But Mick Jagger is perhaps the OG Saggy Vampire (thanks to the commenter who said that about Leonardo DiCaprio). There’s nothing wrong with being saggy, mind you. But wouldn’t you rather be saggy with other saggy people? Or do you have to hang around nubile young people to make you feel less droopy? In Jagger’s case, I guess so. His skin feels firmer when he’s banging someone under the age of 25. Us Weekly reports that his new girlfriend is 23 years old.

Mick Jagger is dating Noor Alfallah — a film producer who is 51 years younger than him. A source has confirmed to Us Weekly that the couple are dating and have been seeing each other for a little over a month. The pair were spotted together out and about in Paris, France, last week, while Jagger, 74, was in the city for the Rolling Stones shows at the U Arena from October 19 to 25.

Alfallah, 23, was in attendance at one of the nights and the duo began hanging out after the group finished their 14-date No ­Filter tour on Wednesday.

The source tells Us that the UCLA grad school graduate is friends with a lot of celebrities including one of Jagger’s friends, Brett Ratner.

As previously reported, the Rolling Stones frontman became a dad for the eighth time at age 73 when his ballerina girlfriend, Melanie Hamrick, gave birth to their first child, 10-month-old Deveraux, in December 2016. The couple had been dating for two years at the time. Prior to his romance with the dancer, the rocker was in a long-term relationship with fashion designer L’Wren Scott from 2001 to 2014. She died by suicide in March 2014 and it was reported that she left her entire $9 million estate to Jagger.

[From Us Weekly]

It’s still sort of tragically hilarious to me that Mick Jagger and Melania Hamrick’s relationship was completely over as soon as the pregnancy test came back. He literally dumped her as soon as she got pregnant. To be fair, he also bought her some going-away paternity presents, like a townhouse and (I suspect) a discreet seven-figure check. But still, he’s a bad dude. I guess that’s the point of all this: most women beyond the age of 25 know that Mick Jagger is a terrible old fool. The young ones think he’s sort of cool…?

The Rolling Stones perform live

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  1. Sayrah says:


    • Zapp Brannigan says:

      In that bottom picture is that Metamucil in his pocket or is he just glad to see us? Just to add to the ick.

  2. Anastasia says:

    I bet his grandchildren are older than this new girlfriend. It’s the $ame old $tory: I doubt $he’s in it becau$e he’s $o phy$ically attractive.

    Also: Brett Ratner??!?!?!?!?

    • Liz says:

      You are probably right. Didn’t Jade have kids when she was very young? Her oldest is probably mid to late 20s by now.


  3. As a surprise to absolutely no one…

  4. Kitten says:

    Even under the covers, in pitch black darkness it’s still a nah for me.

    I honestly don’t know how these women do it. He’s my dad’s age *shivers*. I guess the money/access/etc makes it worth it to them but I’ll take my broke-ass sexy young boyfriend over a rich old man any day of the damn week.

    • Ravensdaughter says:

      Will she get knocked up like the last twenty-something girlfriend? Mick likes to spread his DNA around, it seems.

    • Anastasia says:

      He’s OLDER than my dad, and I’m 47!!!

    • Jerusha says:

      I’m a year younger than Mick and I wouldn’t go near that wizened gnome! Not aging well at all.

    • slowsnow says:

      To be honest, he’s always looked like this, but less wrinkly. His youthful years weren’t fooling anyone regarding looks…
      But yes, he is my dad’s age and although I’m more than a decade older than his girlfriend I don’t think all the charisma in the world could make me feel attracted to him, particularly knowing that women are akin to cars for the bastard, i.e. renewable after 2 years: it’s not an MO that I find particularly arousing.

      • Jerusha says:

        I saw the Stones back in ‘65 at Legion Field, Birmingham, AL. I was 20, Mick and Keith were both 21. They looked good then. Opening act was Los Bravos, followed by the Righteous Brothers, followed by the Stones, followed by the Beach Boys. Tickets were $5.00. Quite a bargain.

    • Christina says:

      It’s not the money, nor the access. I’ve had a crush on Steven Tyler since I was 13 and I still find him incredibly attractive. I’ll always find him attractive. If I were ever given the chance to date him, I would jump at the occasion. I’m 32.

  5. perplexed says:

    “The young ones think he’s sort of cool…?”

    Wouldn’t a 23 year old simply think he was old?

    • Beth says:

      I’m 39 and think a guy his age is too old to be my boyfriend. Someone her age probably sees him as a rich and famous guy and she’s not thinking about the future

  6. Casey. _ says:

    …and in 10yrs, when he’s a still spry wiry little 84 (those body types live forever), his gf will be 33 and he will have moved on to someone much younger than her.

    That’s his game. It’s about his preference. As long as he has money in the bank, he’ll treat women like cartons of milk in the grocery store, always reaching for the back.

    No, alternate universe Mick Jagger, the retired butcher who lives in his grown daughter’s basement w/a pet Chihuahua would not be able to ‘get it.’

    Well he’d maybe get someone 25 years younger, he is still alternate universe ‘Mick Jagger.’

    • Anastasia says:

      You really think he’s going to be with this one for ten years?

    • Cath says:

      -No, alternate universe Mick Jagger, the retired butcher who lives in his grown daughter’s basement w/a pet Chihuahua would not be able to ‘get it.’-

      Hahahaha, that’s hilarious, I won’t ever be able to get that image out of my head!

  7. Cate says:

    Definitely says a lot about Jagger and his maturity and intellect that he’s going for these 20-somethings. I’m 35 and when I talk to people in their early 20s….there’s just such a huge difference in life experience. Even a very mature and insightful 23-year-old just hasn’t seen that much yet. I do enjoy hanging out with younger people and I think it’s a great idea to have friends of all different ages…but I also love being with my husband who is my own age.

    • Ozogirl says:

      I’m around the same age as you and I couldn’t even imagine being with someone who’s in their late 20’s much less early 20’s!

  8. JustJen says:

    Wait, what???? I keep thinking of that scene from SATC where Samantha tries the sugar daddy route only to nearly vomit when she sees his naked wrinkly butt. I simply do not get this.

  9. Justjj says:

    DM says they were “introduced through their mutual friend, Brett Ratner…” sounds like true love to me. Perhaps this will result in baby number 11 or 12? Just thinking about all the places a 75 year old rocker’s peen has been through the years is enough to make it a nope for me. Even aside from looking like a 75 year old.

  10. Beth says:

    Ugh! Did she even know who the Rolling Stones were before she met him? Maybe she’s heard her great grandparents mention them over the years

  11. frisbee says:

    He’s not cool but he is a dirty old man.

  12. Skins says:

    She should be ashamed of herself. That is just nasty

  13. Shirurusu says:

    I have to admit, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert a few months ago and Mick was absolutely killing it on stage – I was surprised he was so good. Sang fantastically, had a lot of energy, looked really good. FROM AFAR LOL! I saw the close ups after the show and.. eh… let’s just say he’s still sexy at a distance and he’s still got moves and charisma. I guess he’ll always be a player but doesn’t he realise dating someone as young as this makes him look absolutely ancient? 23 man that’s just too bloody young for me, ick and ick again!!

  14. Ankhel says:

    Well, if you’re going to start training for a new job as a carer, you might as well be young.

  15. ell says:

    i don’t believe it’s him they think of cool. it’s probably his wallet and the things he can buy with it. that’s literally the only explanation i can find for a 25 yo dating her grandad.

  16. Donna says:

    Aaaaaand another baby announcement by the spring. Gag.

  17. Anastasia says:

    I’m 47, my grown child is 23, and even I wouldn’t date anyone in their 20s! Too much of a difference in maturity, attitude, culture, etc.

  18. joanne says:

    why do you think anyone should be in a nursing home at 74? there are many active people in their 70’s, and 80’s that lead full, active, lives.

    • Winechampion says:

      Yeah, I was gonna say, if you take care of yourself, there’s no reason to be in a home at that age! My dad is 74 and he’s still constantly working on the yard, building projects, etc.

      • lala says:

        my dad is turning 70 soon and he is in amazing shape and super active – that said, if he were to start dating a 23 year old it would disturb me greatly as I would be 10 years older than her

    • perplexed says:

      Yes, there are active people in their 70s (I’m sure Mick Jagger is in better shape than me), but I have a hard time believing that any 23 year old would genuinely be attracted to a 74 year old who has 8 kids and a couple billion ex-lovers. That’s not a slam, that’s just the way I see people being wired in terms of attraction.

  19. S says:

    I would say “friends with Brett Ratner” tell us all we need to know about the “gal pal” in question and her taste in predators … Oops, I mean, men.

  20. AmandaPanda says:

    oh god i met this girl with brett ratner in LA a couple of months ago

    he was showing her off like his latest handbag

    it was embarrassing

    film producer my posterior

    • Ankhel says:

      Easy there, art hater! According to IMDB, Noor has indeed produced something. A single grand opus, the short film Brosa Nostra. It’s about a particularily naughty fraternity – “The only rule is debauchery”.

  21. hmmm says:

    Poor Mick, desperately trying to stave off death.

  22. Lena horne says:

    I love Mick but would never date him and I’m 55

  23. Skippy says:

    I love The Rolling Stones. I love their music. I think what I find interesting about articles in the press is that they refer to this young woman or that one as “Mick Jagger’s girlfriend”. I mean to me, a girlfriend or a boyfriend is someone that one loves.
    I seriously doubt that Mick loves these young women who come and go in his life. They are not Jerry Hall or L’Wren Scott. We women are free to choose, aren’t we? If some young woman wants to hook up with Mick, I say fine. I say fine as I would think she hopes to gain money or gifts from Mick. Good for her.
    Personally I would not hop into bed with Mick IF he asked me as I have always found him bossy or so his Mum said. I am an old saggy saggy woman and I am proud of all my wrinkles, grey hair and love going to see The Rolling Stones in concert.

    • thaliasghost says:

      I always hated them precisely because they were assholes. Little rich preppy boys, getting their business degrees pretending to be oh so bad-ass. What they actually WERE bad ass in was their misogyny. They were really good at that! Firs thing I think of is the way Marianne Faithful was treated, then Marsha Hunt, then Jerry Hall. And that is just Jagger!

      When I meet somebody, especially a woman, who is a Stones fan, I know we have nothing in common.

  24. Nibbi says:

    bag on Mick all you want, and on principle i’d generally agree about the age diff and womanizing, but i saw the Stones 3 weeks ago, and this is not your normal 74 yr old. dude moves and sings and rocks and blasts the energy and charisma like i’ve never seen, old guy or not. it was downright amazing

  25. Valiantly Varnished says:

    I don’t get what a 20-something woman sees in a 73 year-old man. Mick Jagger or not. It’s like dating your grandfather