Newly-single Megan Fox wants Angelina Jolie to be her girlfriend

We all know that Megan Fox doesn’t care to be compared to Angelina Jolie. In Megan’s words, it is “a lack of creativity on the media’s part.” Of course, in that same Entertainment Weekly interview, Megan also described Angelina as “otherworldly in her power and her confidence” and Megan claimed that if she ever met Angelina, she was sure Angelina would think Megan was a “little bullsh-t brat.”

Megan is still talking about Angelina as she attends the European premieres of Transformers. It’s almost as if Megan wants her name and Angelina’s name mentioned constantly in the same media reports. How’s that for lack of creativity, Megan? Megan is newly single, as she just admitted on her publicity tour, and she told Heat Magazine (story via Ireland Online) that every time one of her relationships end, she always thinks to herself, “If I could just be Angelina’s girlfriend, I would be so happy.”

‘Transformers’ star Megan Fox – who says she is “single” after splitting from Brian Austin Green – believes starting a romance with ‘Tomb Raider’ actress Angelina Jolie would solve all her problems.

Asked if she has a crush on Angelina – who has six children with partner Brad Pitt – Megan told Britain’s Heat magazine: “Absolutely. Every time a relationship ends, I say, ‘If I could just be Angelina’s girlfriend, I would be so happy.'”

“I love Angelina Jolie. She’s someone I admire and look up to. She’s my favourite actress in Hollywood. I just love that she’s incredibly honest, and I feel that she’s not afraid to be herself. She tells you exactly what’s on her mind.”

Despite her admiration for Angelina, Megan admits she has no interest in making friends with other Hollywood actresses.

She added: “I don’t have any friends who are actresses. I actually only had one girlfriend growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy.”

Meanwhile, Megan is missing her pet pig after she was forced to give him away.

She said: “I moved house and there was just no room for him, so I had to find him a new home. It broke my heart because I love that pig. I still miss him but he’s very happy where his is.”

The actress also has six dogs, a squirrel, two birds and a cat.

[From Ireland Online]

I hate to break it to Megan, but I don‘t think she‘s got a chance with Angelina. Even if Megan did have a chance, she would be breaking her own parameters. Megan told Esquire Magazine, “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” Yeah… I think Angelina has slept with a few of those “dirty” men, Megan.

But really, there are no worries. I really think Megan’s just talking out of her ass, per usual. While at the London premiere, Megan told the Sun, “I’m nervous about being single again. It’s very scary. I want my next boyfriend to be honest and funny. I haven’t met any of your British men yet – but I wouldn’t rule them out.” Because Megan really knows how to sell herself and sell her movie. Now all of the British fan boys are going to get excited. However, I’m starting to feel pretty good about the idea that Shia and Megan are together now. At the same premiere, Shia was asked about Megan and he said, “I’d date her, of course. She’s beautiful, she’s amazing – she’s actually made out of marble.” Plastic, Shia. Not marble.

Photos are from the London Transformers premiere thanks to WENN and Fame Pictures

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  1. ash says:

    there you go Shia…she wants someone funny. She’s just dropping you the clues.

  2. Fan of none... says:

    This from the one who claims she shouldn’t be compared to AJ. I believe she called the comparison a “lack of creativity.” So why does AJ’s name keep falling out of her mouth?

    And an actor or actress saying they’d date her is really, really original…really.

  3. Lori says:


  4. photo jojo says:

    Why won’t she shut UP already?!

  5. Wench says:

    Wow, she’s a try-hard.

  6. Justalark says:

    I think that she and the ever-annoying John Mayer would make a fabulous couple: Both of them are incredibly full of themselves…Neither one of them knows when to shut up…Both are huge publicity hounds…And Both have an over-estimated sense of self-worth! A match made in Hollywood Heaven!

  7. bob lawblaw says:

    Alright Megan, I’ll humor you…
    let’s pretend that you didn’t take a picture of Angelina Jolie to your doctor’s office, and then let’s also pretend that you didn’t memorize every weird sexual thing she ever said in her 20’s…

    you still seem like you’re trying too hard to be something that you’re not.

  8. Neelyo says:

    The correct headline should be: Newly single Megan Fox wants MORE publicity

  9. lady garden says:

    blah blah blah

  10. Sauronsarmy says:

    Ugh, lusting after Angelina is so 7 years ago, get with the times Megan. She looks hot I like that dress.

  11. GimmeABreak says:


  12. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    Jeez, she’s soooooo beautiful – why can’t she stop talking for five minutes and just be gorgeous to look at.

  13. Cheyenne says:

    I think that she and the ever-annoying John Mayer would make a fabulous couple

    LOL, I totally agree.

  14. HEB says:

    Maybe Megan Fox should day “Angelina Jolie” a few more thousand times.

    Didn’t she turn down the role of Lara Croft though? That would have been enough to be associated with Angie forever.

  15. Jazz says:

    Justalark, you beat me to it! I was just going to say John Mayer would be her perfect match.

  16. wow says:

    She’s promoting a movie so there is no way she will be shutting up anytime soon.

  17. DD says:

    I hate when people assume that others are being completely honest. How does Megan know that Angelina tells us exactly what’s on her mind. Some people are so naive.

  18. eggy weggs says:

    Man, I wish someone would cover up her horrible tattoos. I hope she gets a better artist for her full sleeve. That MM tattoo is pitiful.

  19. flourpot says:

    agreed. John Mayer.

  20. Ana says:

    I agree, she should just stop talking. I hope after Transformers comes out we won’t be subjected to her interviews. Instead just a few pictures of her looking pretty once in a while.
    Her hair looks sooooo much better here!
    And that dress is sexy without being over the top. Good job Megan.

  21. clare says:

    LOL, John Mayer and Megan Fox. Perfect.

  22. Tia says:

    Wow, the epitome of every man’s dream (the two of them together)

  23. Ned says:

    Jessica Alba said the same thing about the nerds who like comic books.

    She made it sound like she really likes that kind of “boys”.
    That is how her agent can later sell her as having a fan base of nerdy 14 years old.

    That’s how it’s done.

    Megan is capitalizing on Angelina’s publicity strategies and it’s actually pretty smart.

    If one person is really good in getting her name out there and built a career out of tabliod stories, than why not guarantee the same exposure by making sure her name is associated.

    I’m actually impressed.

  24. yasmin says:

    Oh Ned.
    Its not that she’s smart, its that we are all dumb.

    Im so sick of her contradictions! One minute she’s embarrassed by the AJ association and now she wants to be with AJ? uughh. I don’t care how pretty she is, she’s a fkn idiot & that’s not attractive.

    But you know, she’s not really even that hot, like, she’s one of those girls who gets less hot everytime you see them, instead of the other way around. If its true hotness, they always get hotter, you don’t get sick of their face.

  25. Wresa says:

    I just saw a magazine cover yesterday: “It’s War!” between Megan and Angelina. I guess they made up since then. lol.

  26. Kristin says:

    Her next boy friend. Haha. I hate twits like her who say “Oh yeah, I’m so bisexual, I love women, they are just beautiful and sexy” but when it comes down to it, she would never fuck a woman or be in a relationship with one.

  27. whatevs says:

    Is it me or is she looking horsier by the minute? That header pic is giving me Nancy Kerrigan vibes.

    It’s sad. She was so much prettier 2 years ago, such a shame she’s aspiring to look like a man.

  28. Porkahontas says:

    She’s the friggin transformer…she used to be so naturally beautiful. now she doesn’t even look human. Plastic porn star. What a shame.

  29. RaraAvis says:

    I think Megan is looking for a mother, not a girlfriend. I also think there’s no filter between her brain and her mouth.

  30. Christina X says:

    She totally didn’t say that for publicity and attention or anything.

    I can’t wait for this tool’s torch to finally burn out.

    And as if her desperation for attention isn’t annoying enough, she’s probably one of those girls who feel superior to other girls because she hangs out with “the guys” and that inside her self-important, tiny mind all women must not be able to understand her, blah blah blah.


    The guys who hang out with her are as “real” as the girls she pretends to be better than. When they stop finding use for her skanky behavior, they’ll drop her too.

    Oh, and playing videogames doesn’t make you a tomboy.

    Someone please put a fork in this twit.

  31. Best of British says:

    I think she’d be great with George Clooney actually.. she’s just the sort of gal he’d go for and it’s a back door into socialising with Angelina..!

    Two birds with one stone Megz.

  32. Christina X says:

    In actuality she’s not really that smart and in fact seems rather ignorant judging by her senseless rants. Very few people appear to be enticed by anything that comes out of Megan Fox’s mouth. If people show ANY interest in her batsh*t, it’s because of her looks.

    You think if RoseAnne Barr made similar commentary that *she’d* get the same reaction as Megan Fox received? Ha!

    Just because Fox’s half-wits are gold plated and forced upon the public doesn’t mean she’s intelligent. It just measures the gullibility and fickleness of this generation.

    Believe me, if Megan Fox manipulated ANYONE, it wasn’t intentionally, and for the most part the only ones she has wrapped around her stank fingers are the male audience that only appreciates her for her body.

    She’s as dumb as any Pam Anderson or Jessica Simpson who allows her PR agent to mold her into whatever they want. I can’t believe people credit this bimbo for having a mind of her own. She’s no genius. She’s LUCKY, and that’s exactly all she is. She doesn’t deserve this kind of credit.

  33. sarah says:

    i can see it will work

  34. nnn says:

    She is horsier than before because of the new teeth she bought.

    I really don’t like her features anymore. It’s harsh and severe. In less than 5 years she will be completely washed up.

    Even Alba who is 5 years older has still that freshness because her features are softer and she didn’t went too much under the knife.

    It’s never a good thing anyway to be raved for your hot physique at such a young age. Take a clue Megan Fox, two beauties like Angeline and Charlize have downplayed their physique, even opting for short hair in their early twenties, choosing to enter in roles that didn’t capitalise on that. They later make their beauty second weapon career wise while entering the second half of their twenties, early 30, when already established as method actresses.

    They were already smart and mature enough at your age to choose that route to establish themselves as serious actresses and put their name into the longevity mold by downplaying the sex symbol aspect of their personality putting emphasis on their craft as an actress.

  35. Megan Obsessed With Angelina says:

    Awww.SO FINALLY MEGAN ADMITS TO CRUSHING ON JOLIE! We figured that’s what’s been going on- I mean just look at how hard she’s trying to emulate Angelina, it’s worse than Ocotmom!

    Megan says:
    “Absolutely. Every time a relationship ends, I say, ‘If I could just be Angelina’s girlfriend, I would be so happy.’ “I love Angelina Jolie. She’s someone I admire and look up to. She’s my favourite actress in Hollywood.

  36. wow says:

    Okay, so let me explain something first before I get into any of my opinion. I stumbled on this site trying to find out what “war” bull the media has created for the small minded people this time. I can honestly say celebrity gossip isn’t something I indulge in, but after reading Fox’s interview in EW, seeing the lifestyle headline, and watching Transformers 2 I was extremely curious. I have to say, I’m reminded of why I don’t bother with this crap. However I can’t resist letting you all know how sickening you all are. This is what she meant by not liking girls, you’re all so catty it’s disgusting! Just look at the crap you all have spewing from your mouths (or fingertips in this case).

    What has she had plastic surgery on? Maybe her tits? The only change is in her face which got slightly thinner which comes with age, mind you there’s about a 3 year difference in the Transformers movies, so yeah she matured a little. Don’t tell me not one of you would get plastic surgery if you had the money, seeing as you’re all so insecure that you’ve resorted to bashing a woman who’s obviously a knock-out.

    Second of all, she was embarrassed by the comparison because she knows she not the greatest actress in the world, (but she is believable), unlike Jolie who is obviously world re-nowned. If you actually read her EW interview you’ll see that, unless you’re all too hellbent on putting the girl down. As for mentioning jolie a lot, yeah it might be publicity, and it might be her trying to avoid some insane Hollywood “fight” that you all are feeding into. Talk about naive. Either way it’s a smart move. That’s what the industry is all about- publicity! Get it through your heads!

    Third, if you’re so sick of hearing about her then stop reading about her! I read about her because I CHOOSE to. Once again just to make it clear it’s a CHOICE. You can choose to get off your butts and live your lives instead of being caught up in someone else’s, ya know. That way, you don’t have to resort to being so petty as to knock her Marilyn Monroe tattoo, which just needs a touch up. I know, I have a lot of them, and I’ve grown up around the tattoo industry. Not to mention portraits are extremely hard to do, and are done by a person and therefore won’t be perfect. It’s a vibrating machine, why don’t you all try to tattoo sometime.

    I may be as bad as you all for responding to these ridiculous posts, but the chick is being bashed for no reason other than all of you’re feelings of inadequacy. Frankly, I’m willing to take the hit. Fox is actually a breath of fresh air with her rough exterior, gorgeous looks, and unfiltered talk. She recognizes the industry for what it is, and doesn’t give a damn. When you all pull your heads outta your a**es, maybe you’ll recognize that. However you all will most likely leave ’em there, so have fun proving my point my continuing your catty talk of Fox and trying to destroy this post. Maybe one day you’ll all wake up and say, “Holy sh**! I’m effin’ ridiculous!”

    However that probably won’t happen for a long time… Good day, ladies.

    -Ashamed of being apart of the female gender

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  38. Sheila says:

    hahahah! She should just admit that she loves being compared to Angelina. In fact she wants to be her. She’s trying to copy everything about Angelina from tattoos, hair and even the way she does her makeup. Megan is very pretty but she should just be herself and stop copying other people.