Can I interest you in shirtless Orlando Bloom on the beach with his dog?


What does this Friday need, let me think – oh, how about a shirtless guy at the beach! Today’s offering is Orlando Bloom and although I still find him handsome, I know not all of you do. So, I present to you: shirtless Orlando at the beach with his adorbs pup, Mighty (who is also shirtless, the little flirt) .

We all know Orlando is not above using what God gave him to promote something, as we found when he was “caught” nude paddleboarding in Hawaii. So whereas these beach photos are probably honest pap pics, Orlando was up to his old tricks on Instagram. This time, he posted a throwback shot of himself in very good form to promote his upcoming return to the London stage. Starting in May, he will appear as Joe Cooper in Tracy Letts’ play, Killer Joe:

I am posting that because I’m a little sad he felt he had to post a throwback pic to generate interest – you’re still cute, Orlando. But the buzz around this pic is that Katy Perry left a comment on it saying, “Oh hey! I was actually looking for a washboard to do me laundry on”. Orlando and Katy are still playing cat and mouse with their relationship, which is their right. As it stands now, he’s traveling around the world (with Mighty) to Katy’s concerts but they “aren’t labeling anything.” Probably for the best, labels can prove a death knell to a relationship.

Okay, fine. You don’t care about the shritlessness, even with the assist from Mighty, you don’t care about the whatever he has with Katy. But I think I have you with this one. How about Orlando beating the hell out of an piñata at buddy Neil Patrick Harris’ house on Easter?

Happy Friday.




Photo credit: Backgrid, WENN and Instagram

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13 Responses to “Can I interest you in shirtless Orlando Bloom on the beach with his dog?”

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  1. Kitten says:

    I feel bad that he’s become a bit of a punchline (pun intended, Biebs) because I think he’s a genuinely nice guy.

    And honestly, he looks really fit in those photos with the pup. Personally, as I get older I prefer men with a bit of a belly over washboard abs. I like something to grab onto 😀

  2. minx says:

    Aw, any guy who cuddles a puppy that sweetly is okay with me.

  3. babu says:

    No, just the puppy will do
    Orlando Bloom is so meh

  4. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    So he’s a normal aging human? Then he’s perfect. We’re born. We’re cute. We approach adulthood, ready to procreate, and we’re beautiful. We have careers or families or both, and we are stunning. Our kids are ready for college, and we realize our best ‘looking’ years are over, but we’re so much more than we’ve ever been and don’t require attention. Then we hold our grandkids and vacation with our children… Do we really want someone to say, “I’d still hit that!”? Life just isn’t reduced to abs lol. This is coming from someone who berates herself all the time about exercise ha ha.

    • Garner & the Phoenix says:

      right! Now, can you please tell Pitt that? Its over guys….you were GORGEOUS! Enjoy your millions. Orlando’s ex left for a Bajillionaire…..NOT abs!

  5. Delta Juliet says:

    10 years ago I would have been very excited.

  6. Lightpurple says:

    At least he kept his pants on this time. Shirtless Orlando is okay. Glad he’s working. Cute dog.

  7. Dorothy#1 says:

    I still love him. Legolas is one of my favorite characters of all time. I NEED more Orlando. ❤️

  8. Georgia says:

    Sometimes I wonder what went wrong with his career.

    • Tiffany says:

      He thought everything was just going to fall into his lap and did not hustle. Two major franchises and he was comfortable enough from the Pirates money to ilk out a decent career like Keira, but no, he did not.

  9. DesertReal says:

    Aww… he has my hubbys dad bod. Sadly, the only dad bod I’m into is his.
    Bloom’s smart to post a throwback picture of what once was, though.

    Keep the dream alive, O!

  10. Garner & the Phoenix says:

    Wow….he’s really tryna git some lately huh? Must be a drought