Fat Nazi calls Jimmy Fallon ‘a nice guy’ but Fallon ‘looks like a lost soul’

Donald Trump gets his hair messed up on NBC's 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.'

This post requires so much stupid backstory, and it’s not even worth it because this whole thing is so stupid!! Ugh, this is just the worst week. Okay, the backstory. Let’s do this. In 2016, Donald Trump appeared on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Fallon has never done any kind of hard-hitting political interview in his life, so no one was really expecting Fallon to challenge Trump’s ideas at the time. But I think it was shocking to see Fallon completely gloss over the fact that Trump had already said a ton of offensive bullsh-t about women, minorities, the disabled, and Gold Star families. Fallon treated Trump like a goofy reality star, and Fallon even ruffled Trump’s hair. It was awful. Fallon never apologized for it either, insisting that he simply wasn’t a political person and he wasn’t going to do political humor or ask hard questions of any political figure.

Then, in a Hollywood Reporter podcast interview last week, Fallon was asked about the 2016 interview and this is what he said:

“It was definitely a down time. And it’s tough for morale. There’s 300 people that work here, and so when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality…” Choking up, he continues, “You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy? I’m depressed. Do you want to push me more? What do you want me to do? You want me to kill myself? What would make you happy? Get over it.’ I’m sorry. I don’t want to make anyone angry — I never do and I never will. It’s all in the fun of the show. I made a mistake. I’m sorry if I made anyone mad. And, looking back, I would do it differently.”

[From THR]

He comes across poorly, to say the least. But as soon as Trump heard that Fallon had some vague regrets, he tweeted this:

After which Fallon donated to Raices, an organization which is helping out on the border with all of the children being kept in cages.

Fallon also devoted part of his monologue to his new beef with Trump last night:

Fallon made a lot of jokes about how Melania’s Be Best campaign is a failure and how Trump should have better things to do. Interestingly enough, at the same time that Fallon was filming this, Trump was in South Carolina, doing another unhinged KKK-esque rally. He went off-script (if he even had a script) to whine about Fallon and other late-night hosts:

“Did you see Jimmy Fallon?” Trump asked his audience. “The guy screws up my hair, going back and forth. He was so disappointed to find out it was real. He couldn’t believe it.” About his hair, Trump joked, “If it’s not your hair, don’t run for office, folks.” About Fallon, he lamented, “He apologizes for humanizing me. Poor guy, because now, he’s going to lose all of us.”

Continuing on down the late-night talk-show schedule, Trump weighed in on Late Show’s Stephen Colbert who, if you can believe it, he cannot stand. “The guy on CBS, what a lowlife,” Trump said. “Honestly, are these people funny? I can laugh at myself.” Jimmy Kimmel, meanwhile, has “no talent,” but would wait expectantly for Trump, opening the door and, to hear the president tell it, fawning over him. “Now I wouldn’t do his show. That guy’s terrible,” Trump said of Kimmel. At least Fallon is still “a nice guy,” Trump concedes. Sighs Trump, “He looks like a lost soul.”

[From Vulture]

This whole thing is pathetic. Trump is a pathetic old megalomaniac and I continue to be so upset at all of the people who are STILL showing up to these KKK rallies.

Donald Trump gets his hair messed up on NBC's 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.'

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  1. Jillian says:

    Can we just go one day without Trump?

    I’m so tired and exhausted

    • The Recluse says:

      We dare not: look at today’s Supreme Court decision.
      Get some rest. We need you in the trenches.

      • minx says:

        I’m feeling sick about that.

      • Veronica S. says:

        Between that and the decision NOT to revise the North Caroline and Texas voting district maps, I’m ready to chug half a bottle of whiskey. I’m borderline twitching with rage over people who thought the Supreme Court wasn’t worth their consideration.

      • Lala says:

        I knew this was going to happen…when McConnell did HIGH TREASON and hijacked POTUS Obama from getting his SCOTUS…I knew what was coming down the pike…I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to bring back slavery…60+ million eligible voters did not participate in the POTUS election…maybe this country becoming Russia 2.0 will make folks get out and vote for Dems in each and EVERY election…until then…there is NOTHING the SCOTUS/POTUS/FLOTUS or anyone else from that putrid Administration will do that will cause me to bat an eye…

        I know the enemy…very well…

      • AnotherDirtyMartini says:

        Yes!! Everything LALA just said !! ^^^

        I’m so pissed off! We cannot roll over & play dead. Gotta fight the a-holes!

      • Annie says:

        Today’s news is terrifying.

    • isabelle says:

      Which is exactly what he wants you to feel, so we stop talking about him and let him roll over us with a tank. Modern Americans, apathetic and just want it all to go away so they can go back to being shallow worriers, afraid to face reality.

  2. Angela82 says:

    Oh lord. What a sh*tshow. The past 2 weeks have been so depressing, even in comparison to all the sh*t since Nov 9, 2016, that I am finally taking the time to get a Canadian passport (as a dual citizen). That’s how scared I am for our future.

  3. Jerusha says:

    I’m not religious, but I’m hoping and praying for you know what. Hoping and praying. Please.

    • Snowflake says:

      Me too

    • Larelyn says:

      Every morning before I even get out of bed, the very first website I check is a news site hoping to see a headline blaring across the page about this lowlife… It never happens.

    • isabelle says:

      Well…the bible has examples of if you elect a bad King or want a bad King, you deserve a bad King and may end up in slavery over it. God punished people with bad Kings and immigration (God was pro immigrant in the Bible, they should be treated with kindness) was even part of that choice.

      • AMA1977 says:

        That’s great and all, but a few points: he’s not a “King” no matter how he wishes it were otherwise. Most of the country did NOT in fact vote for him; he “won” the electoral college. And finally, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights beat the bible any day.

    • Save Mueller says:

      I accidentally saw video of his dumb face yesterday and…I’ve never had such violent thoughts about another human before. Please, someone; how does that line go, “praying like a pagan to anyone” who is listening.

  4. ramona says:

    Speaking as a Canadian – the Democrats need to find a leader that can defeat him – ASAP!! Where is the next Obama or Clinton? The rest of the world needs America to get your collective asses together and not repeat Germany in 1933!

  5. Esmom says:

    With all that’s going on, our President can’t stop talking about Jimmy Fallon. It’s not as crazy as Melania’s jacket but I’m having almost as hard of a time wrapping my head around it. I think I need to sign off and retreat to the woods.

  6. KatieBo says:

    Wow- I’ve never really noticed how much weight he’s gained since taking office…

  7. Lala says:

    Fallon IS a lost soul…

  8. Rapunzel says:

    “Be a man” Says the fourth-grader trap in the body of a 72-year-old.

    Definition of irony.

  9. Valerie says:

    How about you “man up” and stop tweeting every time someone hurts your feelings? God. He is the definition of a bully, and Twitter is his playground.

  10. isabelle says:

    Well Jimmy guess that “nice” guy routine worked so well for ya trying to make ole Donnie appear nice and all.

  11. Annie says:

    Fallon should have reached over to the back of Trump’s head, swiveled it, and pushed all that gross yellow straw towards his face so the crowd could see that grossgusting (so foul, needs two words melded together) bald spot on the BACK of his head. Anyone who’s seen him get on Air Force One on a windy day knows what I’m talking about. How that happens, I have no idea…over aggressive scalp reduction surgeries? 🤢🤮

  12. Pupax says:

    Sorry Jimmy, yes you did “humanize” the orange monster, and yes you might have helped him win some votes. You, coming out in regret, almost 2 years later, does nothing to me. You knew what you were doing, you wanted views, you got it, and I will never forgive it.

  13. Noddles says:

    I don’t know why people are making out that Fallon has only just apologised in this interview. He’s done multiple interviews since it happened where he’s apologised.

  14. JoanK says:

    As a non-American watching from Europe, I really think humane, tolerant American citizens need to keep an eye on the important stuff and not be distracted by the endless Twittering and petty shenanigans.
    The mindless tweets are very wearing but what is important are tax reform, immigration issues, Supreme court decisions MN international relations etc. etc.
    Save your energy for the important stuff, organise, fundraise protest and especially get for these crucial elections in November.
    Grassroots movements can achieve amazing things so don’t get worn down by every stupid tweet.
    And by the way Europe and the whole world really need reason to prevail in November.