Dame Angelina Jolie stepped out today in England for the Service of Installation of Knights Grand Cross of the Order of Bath. It’s a big deal! The service was held at St Paul’s Cathedral in London, and she wore a special ivory-grey ensemble and a matching hat. She even wore a brooch! You know why? Because she thought she was going to be seeing her BFF, the Queen. Unfortunately, the Queen came down with a cold or something, and the Queen canceled her appearance at the last minute. I’m disappointed that the Queen and Dame Angie didn’t get to hang out again.
Meanwhile, I suspect that Angelina attended this ceremony because she had some free time, because Brad Pitt is in town for his scheduled visitation with the kids. He won’t shut up about it either, because after nearly two years of not being able to perform his Good Daddy routine for the tabloids, he’s going hog-wild. Entertainment Tonight had another exclusive with “sources close to Brad” doing the most to make Angelina sound like a raging bitch for, you know, wanting the kids to be in therapy after Brad did some sh-t on a plane. This was an interesting aside:
As for his dating life, the source says Pitt has “chosen fatherhood over dating.”
“Brad was taking time to date, when he had the time. He also enjoyed quietly dating,” the source says. “But now all he wants to do is focus on family. He has taken a step away from dating because of the importance of his children and also to help mend fences with Angelina. [He and Angelina] still don’t get along at all, and in fact, they can barely be in the same room. Brad doesn’t want to rock the boat [by dating]. He wants to try to co-parent and the last thing he needs right now is to start another war because things seem smoother than they’ve ever been.”
I love how Brad makes it sound like he’s only thinking of Angelina’s feelings by refusing to have a girlfriend. Like Angelina gives a sh-t at this point – she’s been over his bulls–t since 2016. He tried to make her jealous or get under her skin with the Neri Oxman stuff and it blew up in his face, because Oxman wasn’t interested, and Angelina couldn’t have cared less. But you see the overarching storyline, according to Brad, right? The storyline is that Angelina has always been the problem, that she’s the unmanageable one, that she’s the one who is too “emotional.” I’m sure someone is buying it, but I’m not.
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