A few weeks back, Julia Roberts joined Instagram. It was a big deal for some people, while others just saw it as inevitable: even the last of the old-fashioned movie stars are having to figure out these new platforms. Even fifty-year-old Oscar winners have to hustle on the ‘gram. That’s what I thought too: “Oh, Julia needs social media to hustle for her projects.” Plus, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if Julia was angling to do something multi-platform, like her ‘gram could just be a stepping stone for further stuff, much like I suspect Jennifer Garner is using her ‘gram to hustle for a cooking show. In any case, Star Magazine has a completely different theory about why Julia joined Instagram: to stalk her husband.
After only a few weeks on Instagram, Julia Roberts is already tapped out! That’s what insiders tattle Star about the 50-year-old’s unhealthy and exhausting habit of online stalking her husband, Danny Moder.
“Danny is constantly on his phone and is obsessed with his social media account,” squeals our source. “Julia hates hearing all these horror stories about girls using private messages to hit on Hollywood men. She’d rather die than have it end because of some hussy sliding into Danny’s DMs!”
With all the pretty women at Danny’s fingertips, our insider says Julia is “completely paranoid,” adding that perusing his page isn’t enough: “she’s fighting the urge to ask Danny to hand over his passwords.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
I laughed. I honest-to-God laughed at the thought of Julia Roberts worrying about hussies sliding into Danny’s DMs. Danny Moder isn’t Tristan Thompson!! That being said, hussies are all around. There’s literally a thot behind every corner on social media. And at one point, Julia was that hussy/thot, back when she homewrecked Danny’s marriage. Back in those days, you had to actually meet someone face-to-face before you decided to wreck their marriage. Now, in today’s world, you know some thirsty hussy would say “why not, okay” to Danny Moder via the ‘gram.
All that being said, Julia doesn’t strike me as the kind of woman who actually sits there for hours, cyber-stalking her husband. She’s too conceited for that, let’s be real. She’s exactly the kind of woman who would think “that would NEVER happen to me, I’M JULIA ROBERTS.”
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