“The trailer for the ‘Suspiria’ remake might scare the bejesus out of you” links

I am a giant scaredy cat so the Suspiria trailer is not for me. [Pajiba]
The whole point of a beer-drinking run is to drink the beer. [The Blemish]
What would cartoon characters look like in real life? Yikes. [OMG Blog]
Lena Dunham has a role in Quentin Tarantino’s Manson movie. [Looper]
Jon Hamm signed on to the Top Gun sequel. Ugh. [LaineyGossip]
How is George Clooney the highest paid actor for 2018? [Dlisted]
Lordy, I hate Zayn Malik’s hair these days. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Novak Djokovic is doing a lot of press ahead of the US Open. [JustJared]
Of course Hoda Kotb gets buzzed on the Today Show. [Seriously OMG WTF]

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  1. Moxie Remon says:

    Guess Zayn completely gave up music, right?

  2. L84Tea says:

    That trailer was way more confusing to me than it was scary. I’m still sitting here like HUH??

  3. Pita says:

    Zayn looks good, reminds me a bit of Tan France.

    I don’t know why Dakota is so boring to me, I am going to watch the movie because of Tilda, but Dakota is going to pull me out of it in every scene, I know that already. I hope she gets better or finds a character that she can play.

  4. Catlady says:

    The original Suspiria is an incredible work of art. It can’t be remade in a meaningful way.

  5. Sonya says:

    Eh, looks like it’s trying way too hard. The wig is f’n atrocious too.

  6. Madpoe says:

    I fell asleep on the original Suspira, guess I just couldn’t get into it. But for some unimaginative reason, Hollywood wants, needs us to see a remake of this *sighs*

  7. Rescue Cat says:

    The original was directed by Asia Argento’s father Dario Argento.

  8. Anare says:

    Idk. Zayn Malik looks pretty good to me. I’m old enough to be his mom so I’ll just stop there. The hair does not bother me.

    • Snazzy says:

      I really like the hair! I was thinking of dying my hair the same colour but figure it would just make me look old he he

  9. supersoft says:

    What is it with Amazon and horror movies lately? The second season of Goliath goes into that territory as well.

  10. Deanne says:

    Dakota Johnson has no screen presence and can’t act. She comes across as having zero personality in real life as well. Hollywood has apparently given up completely on anything original and most new movies and tv shows will be remakes, cast with nepotism actors. How boring.

    • Mumzy says:

      Not true! She’s a genius cast for a character who has no visible personality and isn’t sure where she is, how she got there, or if she wants to be there….she could even do a lead as a coma patient or such. JK. I’m sure she has a lovely personality—she seems very reserved and that’s my kind of people. That said, my kind of people are not in show business…back of the room and quiet library stack sorts.