Post Malone spent $40k on Postmates mostly on food, how is that possible?

I live in a rural area where Postmates isn’t available yet. If you’re like me and have been ignoring it because it’s of no personal benefit to you, Postmates is a city-based delivery service for just about anything, but they mostly deliver food. They’re getting a ton of free publicity from celebrities who use it. We heard that Jessica Simpson uses it a lot, although the exact amount is probably not as high as reported. Chrissy Teigen once ordered 200 limes when she wanted just five and of course she tweeted about it because that’s her job.

Postmates published an article revealing that musician Post Malone is their number one customer, having spent around $40,000 the past year. He orders large amounts of food, like $8,000 worth biscuits from Popeyes. He’s on tour and he has a huge entourage so that’s how it adds up. Postmates revealed some of the other things he ordered and it sounds like standard musicians-on-tour drink supplies.

Whether it’s in the studio or on tour, Postmates has become Posty’s best friend. He ranks as our #1 most dedicated customer: having ordered nearly 3,000 total items, on more than 660 orders, in 52 different cities nationwide.

Of the 289 different merchants that he’s ordered from on Postmates, he goes “psycho” for Popeyes. Who else can proudly say that they’ve postmated $8,000 worth of biscuits to a Coachella party? Postmate Malone can.

This year, Post Malone threw a rager by supplying $850 worth of party supplies in minutes. How does Postmates Malone party?

He postmated:
3 packs of rolling papers
6 bottles of orange juice
2 bottles of cranberry cocktail juice
4 bottles of cabernet sauvignon
2 bags of ice
2 handles of Tito’s Vodka
40 solo cups.

Think that’s a big tab? It’s only a fraction compared to the $40,000+ Posty has spent on Postmates in the past year.

Everyone knows that in order to love others you must first love yourself. And we think Post Malone qualifies: He tipped one of his Postmates his unreleased CD. Kind of a win: win if you ask us.

You can tell a lot about a person from their Postmates order history. What would you do with calcium crickets, latex gloves, and $100 of buffalo sauce? We’ll let you ask him yourself at Posty Fest in Dallas on October 28th

[From Medium]

Does Postmates have a privacy policy that’s like “we can publish any of the stuff you order at any time?” Did they comp some of Malone’s orders after this? Malone hasn’t posted to social media about it, but Postmates did plug his tour, PostyFest. I read through the press releases for Postyfest and couldn’t find anything about a Postmates sponsorship. Also, so many people are tweeting about what a coincidence this is given the guy’s name. It’s definitely a cross-publicity opportunity. I’m hungry for biscuits and fried chicken now. Also I’m thinking about buying new foundation for some reason.



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  1. Chaine says:

    I had to check whether this was the real guy or Rita Ora in costume as him.

  2. OriginalLala says:

    I feel older than I actually am right because I have no idea who this guy is! (*runs off to Google him*)

  3. Natalie S says:

    He tipped a cd? I hope that came with an actual cash tip.

  4. Veronica S. says:

    I honestly cannot wait for his fifteen minutes to be over so I no longer have to look at his hideously tattooed mug and hear his pseudo-intellectual racist opinions about the genre he’s exploiting for money.

  5. Olive says:

    Wouldn’t be that hard – order out several times a week from high end restaurants, steakhouses and sushi joints, especially if you’re feeding a big group of friends, and you could rack up $40k/year easily!

    I love Postmates but I had to delete the app, too easy to spend too much.

    • Erinn says:

      It would 100% be my downfall as a celebrity. There’d be an article on celebitchy about how I lost all my money, and it went to takeout and cats or something haha.

      That said – I don’t live in an area that has it. There have been times where I’ve been sick where I REALLY would have loved to have that sort of thing – but I think I’m way better off without it.

  6. Mrs. Peel says:

    I have no idea who he is, but hopefully this is the first and last time I lay eyes on him.

  7. Starkiller says:

    Who is this person? Those tattoos can’t be real, can they?

    • Molly says:

      Oh, they’re real. There’s aparently a whole set of drug-loving white guys who tattoo their faces and make terrible “music”. Noah Cyrus was dating one for a bit.

      • Jesma says:

        I’m not sure you can really compare him to Cyrus’s ex. Post’s Stoney album recently dethroned Thriller when it reached it’s 77th week in the The billboard top 10. That is kind of a big deal. All the people on here who say they don’t know him, for sure know at least one or two of his songs.

  8. Mac says:

    Looks like a joint marketing exercise! Might have been cheaper to hire a travelling chef.

    • Mo' Comments Mo' Problems says:

      Absolutely! And capitalizing on the “Post” in both their names to promote “Posty” fest.

  9. Carrie says:

    This guy is a perfect case of “don’t judge a book by its cover” I’m sure most of you may recognize some of his songs, even if you don’t recognize him.
    Any interviews I have seen of him, he is so polite, down to earth and respectful. Although I’m not s fan of the face tattoos, I have become a fan of him. I hope he continues to remain so humble.

  10. Helen says:

    i spent entirely too much money on the ubereats app – sadly, i can easily see how someone with his kind of money could spend $40,000 on a delivery app. needed to delete that shit out of my life withthequickness!!

  11. Mo' Comments Mo' Problems says:

    He really looks like a smelly and dirty derpy person. Can’t wait for his flame to die out. Tired of his unkemptness.