What do you see in Drake’s selfie: his abs or the amazing bathroom?

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Maybe it’s my age but when a celebrity posts a photo of themselves in various states of undress, my eyes always go to the background before I look at them. That’s where the interesting stuff happens, right? Especially in closets, I check the wardrobe long before I look at whatever body part they’re showing off. Which is why it took me a while to see Drake in the selfie he posted to his Instagram stories over the weekend because even though he’s wearing very little, OMG – look at that bathroom:

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I understand I’m supposed to drool over his physique but I can’t get over the room where he brushes his teeth! And it’s so clean. Oh yeah, and there’s a guy in it trying to get my attention by pulling his shorts down just a bit too far. Drake is currently on vacation in the Turks & Caicos. He also posted this short vid of himself in the pool, in which he seems to be sporting a black eye. He’s not naming the resort in his posts so these aren’t spon con, this is just a straight up thirst trap. I believe what we are supposed to be looking at is his new owl tattoo by artist Inal Bersekov – that giant swath of ink across his chest. According to a spokesperson, Bersekov worked on it for 12 hours, but it’s not finished yet. So, I guess this is a preview? An owl is the symbol of Drake’s OVO label. He has the official Ovo owl on his back. This new owl is catching a mouse. I’m not going to try to figure out what it means. Look at that face he’s making in the photo. Is he having a hard time figuring out his camera or is he trying to look like a James Bond villain? Or maybe he’s trying to remember the symbolism of why his owl tattoo is catching a mouse. Either way, it’s all overshadowed by that gorgeous marble shower that I, luckily, don’t have to clean.

Maybe Drake is just celebrating his latest wins. He came in second to Kendrick Lamar for the most Grammy nominations. Plus, it was just announced that Drake is the top-selling solo male artist of all-time in America, which I find really hard to believe but still, congratulations. So I understand if Drake was feeling himself and wanted to show off with a half-naked selfie. I’m just here for the bathroom pr0n and photos like this that show off his view:

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Photo credit: Instagram and WENN Photos

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27 Responses to “What do you see in Drake’s selfie: his abs or the amazing bathroom?”

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  1. Kitty says:

    That is a great bathroom. Drake doesn’t do anything for me though, no matter how ripped

  2. Izzy says:

    I see desperation. Thirst and desperation.

  3. kellybean says:

    I saw this on another site yesterday and I noticed the bathroom. Bathroom goals!

    • Alarmjaguar says:

      But mostly I just think about how I would keep that glass shower clean. So many hard water spots… ;)

  4. Willa says:

    I also, instantly, saw shorts pulled a little to low.

    • Veronica S. says:

      I don’t actually mind that. IMO, men showing their hip bones like that is sort of the their equivalent of women showing off cleavage. It’s just the right amount of skin revealed to imply sex.

  5. RBC says:

    The first thing that caught my eye was the shower in the background. From the reports I have heard , the house he is building in Toronto will be over the top amazing.

  6. Emily says:

    Maybe it’s becausr I’m Canadian but I only see wheel chair Jimmy from Degrassi. I’ve never taken him seriously as a rapper or sex symbol. So I’m finding it hard to believe he’s the top selling artist. Maybe it’s because he puts out like three mediocre albums a year compared to one every 2 or 3.

  7. HK9 says:

    Sigh….if he would only give me the name of the interior designer, that bathroom rocks.

  8. PlaidSheets says:

    Congrats on the hard work. It has has to rough when you post an ab selfie and people only want to focus on the bathroom.

    I do wish he would get out of the way so I could get a better view.

  9. Who ARE these people? says:

    I see a self-absorbed rich guy with too much time on his hands.

  10. sassbr says:

    I’m just not a tattoo person, he has such a beautiful body, idk why the ink there. it’s his obvi but I don’t get it.

  11. Sheryl says:

    I see a man who ignores his child. A woman would never get away with ignoring her child and posting pictures of her half-naked in her bathroom. Just such a loser.

  12. FredsMother says:

    Dear Drake,

    Do not skip leg day.

    Signed,
    Umimpressed non-fan.

  13. me says:

    Now that I know about his personal life and how he sleeps with A LOT of women and doesn’t use protection (supposedly), he just grosses me out. I still like his music though.

  14. Harryg says:

    Yes, your new bathroom is very zen indeed, Drake, thanks for the photo!

  15. Boodiba says:

    He’s not even ripped. He’s got like one line of definition. He’s a normal man who’s not fat.

  16. Yes Doubtful says:

    He looks good, but still a deadbeat dad.

  17. Tiffany says:

    Bathroom.

    Hold up, little quick on the dr….bathroom.

  18. TheRickestRick says:

    To me he’s one of those guys whose attractiveness could go completely either way depending on his personality. Were he a sweetheart, a gem of a guy, I would find him gorgeous. But because of who he’s actually turned out to be, he nasty.

  19. Ellie says:

    He’s kinda ripped, I guess. I don’t see him exactly qualifying to be on the cover of Muscle & Fitness magazine anytime soon or anything tho..and yes I want that shower.