Starcasm & People Magazine seem to believe that Khloe Kardashian is probably pregnant again. It wouldn’t surprise me. [Starcasm]
Jessa Duggar & whatshisface are expecting their third baby. [Dlisted]
Satanists approved of Christian Bale’s Globes speech. [The Blemish]
I agree, Emily Blunt & John Krasinski are Hollywood’s big power couple. [LaineyGossip]
More pretty pictures of James McAvoy. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Lindsay Lohan looks “pulled together.” [GoFugYourself]
Kit Harington was sick of Game of Thrones by the last season. [Pajiba]
Jane Seymour looks great in a one-piece. [Seriously OMG]
The Oscars want to assemble the Avengers as presenters. [Just Jared]
Also: I made an appearance on this week’s Royally Obsessed podcast, the link is below!
.@celebitchy is one of the only good things about the internet, so it was exciting to have @KaiseratCB join me and @heykmenz for the new episode of Royally Obsessed! https://t.co/PQF7k9OpxR And look, here's a real pic of us podding: pic.twitter.com/Pu8k8aylQ6
— Lisa Ryan (@lisarya) January 10, 2019
Her getting pregnant with Tristan’s baby, again, would be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard anyone do. So of course she is. That’s pathetic that she found someone who is willing to breed with her, and that’s it. No support, no love, squat, except semen.
If it is true, both of them are really stupid
If she gets pregnant by him again, she truly is hopelessly dumb. Imagine what her family must think of her. Also, another poor innocent child being forced to be born into a dysfunctional non-committed family unit.
Doesn’t she want her kids to have a good father figure that is committed to the family? The kids deserve a dad who isnt bailing on his kid(s)/mother of his children to go clubbing and hanging with groupies.
Honest question, and I am not shaming Khloe or any of them here but based on the way they live their lives putting absolutely everything out there in public, completely in the spotlight…. do you think there are many really good, decent men that would be okay with that? Not only living like that but being okay with their children being thrust into that life? I mean I’m guessing a good education and a solid foundation is not a high priority for these K kids….?
True- I think at this point, Khloe would be stuck with some varying degree of loser. But honestly – I think doubling down on Tristan is still a horrible mistake. There has to be some guy out there on planet earth that at least wouldnt openly cheat on her while pregnant???? Khloe is no looker like Ciara, but Ciara had a messy situation and child from a relationship with that rapper and went on to find a nice religious guy.
I don’t know if anyone would touch Khloe with a ten foot pole after her marriage to Lamar and baby out of wedlock with her trainwreck “situation/relationship” with Tristan. She is really ruining her reputation by staying with him. Not a good look.
Actually, from what I’ve read, it’s what her mother told her to do. Kris told them all to make sure to have babies with the same man – no matter if they were together or not. So that’s why we hear stories about Kourtney still wanting more children with Scott, Kim still having babies with Kanye, and now Khloe getting pregnant again with Tristan. They’ve been programmed to do so.
I can see Khloe’s twisted logic and needs for this, but what on earth is Tristan’s motivation???
K-Fed route: doesn’t have to work, guaranteed paycheck? You can only play basketball for so long.
Well none of the members of this family are geniuses. Business smarts? Sure, they didn’t get as far as they did without that (which is mostly thanks to Mama Kris). But street smarts? None at all. We are after all talking about a woman who met and married a man after dating him for a month (Lamar! did anyone forget that??). Kim got engaged to a guy she had been dating for less than a year and then broke up with him less than 2 months later. Kourtney’s and Scott’s relationship was the most dysfunctional thing I’d ever seen though you can’t argue Scott isn’t an involved dad. So yeah, Khloe is dumb and not surprised she would have another kid with a guy who cheated on her very publicly and has made it known he doesn’t want to be in a relationship with her.
I actually would argue with this. Having all of your kids by the same loser seems like it would help when custody issues rise about. Let’s not pretend like the Kardashians, or any other person for that matter, have a really good chance of being in a long term relationship. Anecdotal evidence of your grandparents being together for 54 years doesn’t count, stats don’t lie and it seems less messy for her this way.
Maybe that’s all she wants or expects from the sperm donor. Something a bit more personal than a clinic with the possibility that the kids will have some contact with him. Maybe she isn’t actually expecting a regular relationship.
She’s hardly the first woman to do that, including in a marriage. Unless she clones herself, sperm is still required if she wants to build a family other than by adoption.
The best part is seeing Khlueless and her friend in matching hair dos … how old are these people???
And outfits!! And likely make up/contouring as well. I seriously laughed at that myself. Did she hire a shorter, slightly rounder girl to follow her around and make her look taller and more willowy? Her own perspective manipulator a la Pop Star?
Look, I have two kids I treasure, but I hate the reality show/Kardashian/Duggar
mindset that pregnancies and babies are the be-all end-all. Do something with your lives besides get knocked up.
I completely agree with you. I’m debating having another child at 45 or focusing on my writing.
There are some women if the father has a baby with someone else they just need to have atleast another one to be the mother with the most kids.
I’ve said this before and believe it: The world will end and all we’ll have is cockroaches and the Kardashians.
They’re like a better looking version of the Duggars.
That’s not nice of me, sorry. But eff those bigot Duggars.
Actually, all the money these families make are about reproduction and having future celeb kids. That’s ther idea of a 401k; having kids.
Seems to work for them, but pay your way and do something back for the planet if you’re going to have 18 kids per woman.
I fell down the rabbit hole looking at Jessa Duggar’s IG. Ugh. I hate myself.
But yeah, the only thing creepier that a Duggar are their weird-ass followers. The comment section on IG is…alarming. O_O
Lol never fall down a Duggar rabbit hole; it will die
I don’t get her at all. She must have zero self esteem.
Also, I know none of them are the brightest sparks but I saw him in an episode and god bless him he is so juvenile. It must be like living with a teenager. I don’t understand how they work at all.
Hannah, I actually think they choose the same type of 12 year old acting guy because they’re in competition with each other for the moron of the minute.
It’s like: Who can bring home the biggest juvenile behaved jerk that can’t commit fully?
They all seem like it’s a tie
I think they choose men, but secretly know these men are idiots and basically sperm donors who allow them to raise the kids the Kardashian way and are little interference.
Kinda….”So what if my man cheats or is a lunatic….I got me my new baby Birken and he’s (sperm donor) is not in my way.”
Granted, I’m sure they love their babies.
But, hey, Kris paved the way.
I think you are on to something there – picking men who are either young, have issues or are submissive so that they always maintain control.
Lohan’s 2005 extensions are depressing.
I don’t know why but that link about the Oscars wanting to assemble the Avengers as presenters made me laugh so hard! For the desperation factor of course, but even more because with the disaster this awards season has been I can see it now: they assemble the Avengers as presenters…and Black Panther doesn’t get nominated for Best Picture. 😂 The cringe factor would be unbearable!
Except the Oscars are on ABC, which, like the MCU, is owned by Disney. They have had at least one if not two MCU actors present at each ceremony and I think they may have done a group thing at least once before. Disney promotes Disney product during Disney productions.
“Emily Blunt & John Krasinski are Hollywood’s big power couple.”
Maybe if all the power couples keep divorcing. They’re both more bland than plain yogurt.
Yea…they be bland…but on the business side? I mean…WHODA THOUGHT that Emily would have been able to rebrand herself as a TOTAL POWER BAD-A– in movies…and John too…so yea…they’re movers AND shakers…
And for some odd reason…I find them BOTH…hawt…I’on know why…I guess cause I always did…
They are both very successful but, other than their collaboration on A Quiet Place, I don’t seem them as a “power couple”.
If I can thank my Mama for NOTHING ELSE…I will ALWAYS thank her for making sure I don’t lay down and be a DOOR MAP for any romantic partner who is disrespecting me and walking all over me….
Kris might think it’s “kewt”…but it’s not…every ONE of her children have made their living out of being exploited and exploiting…and all I have to say is that the BLOWBACK from all of this…is going to be…VERY public…
And VERY horrific…
How could Khloe even show her face if she had another child with him? The ridicule she would receive would be too much to bear. What man is worth that type of humiliation? he must have the magic stick.
You can’t shame the shameless….
And that’s what they ALL are…
Utterly shameless….
My assumption is simple: rich people don’t have to care. And especially this rich family because their fame isn’t built on talent or integrity. They literally make careers out of vacuity. So what embarrassment could there possibly be?
Generating hate-and-pity-attention is Kris’s current business model. $$$ coming in is the payoff for setting up repeated public humiliations. It’s the next generation who have no say in this trade.
When you say “blowback”, do you mean karma? If so, I think karma is already reaching them. Not one of Kris Jennner’s six children are able to have functional, happy relationships. That’s not an outcome i would want for a family member.
Loved you on the podcast! And I didn’t know about Royally Obsessed, thanks for the tip!
Me too! Will be listening to this more! Great job Celebitchy!
So true that Celebitchy.com is one of the only good things on the internet
Lala 7_11, You are spot on with your comments. Never be a doormat and raise your girls to have self-respect, too.
Khloe will come out with some BS that she wanted True to have a sibling even though True already has a sibling from the woman that Tristan cheated on to be with Khloe.
Khloe will also probably come out with some inspirational instagram post about how her and Tristan are like some divine partnership/twin flame BS and are more solid than ever after True. Because we all know that having more kids with a cheater makes him not cheat on you anymore. LOLOL
Did anyone see the article comparing Khloe to Courtney Stodden and they have side by side pictures and they honestly look like twins ….THATS how much of a joke Khloe is
Is the Celebitchy podcast live yet? What is it called?