By now we all know that the guild awards are always the best indicators for the Oscars – the Producers Guild winners usually win Best Picture. The SAG winners usually win the acting Oscars. The DGA winner usually win the Best Director Oscar. And on and on. So… congrats to Green Book for winning all the Oscars, I guess. Green Book took home the Producers Guild Award for Best Film this weekend. It was up against Black Panther, BlacKkKlansman, Bohemian Rhapsody, Crazy Rich Asians, The Favourite, A Quiet Place, Roma, A Star Is Born and Vice. Seriously, out of that list, they chose GREEN BOOK. For the love of God.
Anyway, a lot of celebrities came out to support their films at this low-key awards show, so let’s talk about fashion. Here’s Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton. Who thought any of this was a good idea? Emma needs better people – her stylist could have shut this down, her makeup artist could have shut this down, her hair stylist could have shut this down. The fact that she wandered onto this carpet looking like washed out clown hell says to me that her people are doing her dirty.
Amy Adams in Dundas. Oh baby NO. This is terrible! But it’s good that she’s getting it out of her system at a more minor awards ceremony.
Kate Beckinsale in Yanina Couture. I want to like Kate, but does she really need to go to the opening of an envelope? She needs a hobby. The dress is way too much.
Linda Cardellini (who is in Green Book) in Georges Chakra Couture. Pretty.
I love Mindy Kaling but this is hilariously bad. A ruffle crossing her midsection? LMAO.
Constance Wu in J.Mendel – simple, pretty, totally event-appropriate.
Bradley Cooper – did he get hair plugs or something???
Photos courtesy of WENN.
So, I completely get that Kate Beckinsale is probably overdressed, especially since I don’t think (?) she’s there for a movie of her own. But I have to say that I think it’s a striking, interesting dress and that I think she’s beautiful.
Agree completely that Emma Stone’s look is so, so bad. I’m not totally sure who can get away with that pale yellow shade but it’s not Emma!
Oh dear. Mindy looks bad. She looks huge in that dress and like she has not shape. She isnt a tiny woman but I dont think shes that big. Not flattering. I think Emma looks very washed out but I will forever stan her lol.
Agree, I actually love Kate’s dress and she is gorgeous, but she’s trying too hard here. I’m not sure what acting she is doing lately.
Amy Adams’ dress is weird but she is so beautiful.
That white step & repeat is causing all kinds of bad bounce back with the camera flashes. Everyone looks terrible – like they’re all just getting over the stomach flu.
I’m mad on Emma’s behalf. I’m sure she was a good sport about it, but they actually managed to make her, her!!! look like that. You deserve way better, Ems.
Mindy, wth?! What is that thing?
Emma Stone is a tragic mess. A disaster.
I actually like the change up w Emma Stone’s styling. Punk rock! Mindy just needs shape, but maybe she doesn’t have a waist post partum? Still, they could have done better?
Why do Emma’s stylist and make-up artist hate her so much???
Constance looks beautiful.
Mindy – WTF?????
She looks like Lindsay Lohan…
If I were Emma, I’d lean into the English rose thing, but obvs the girl is entitled to her own style.
All I could utter with Emma is eeeewwwwww! WTF? The hair color-bad, the dress-awful, the make up-horrendous!
And Mindy!! I love you woman! Get someone on your team to dress you! Rip off the ruffle and fit the dress to your body with some lovely jewelry!!!
The only stand out is Constance Wu, perfect! And Linda Cardellini does look lovely.
Why does B Coop look like Billy Baldwin?
Darker and more hair, but ummm, hot/er…(imo)!
Cooper can act and Billy is a giant mess. He plays the same exact person in all of his movies. Ok, I am exaggerating, because I don’t watch his movies but he seems to hit replay with every part in a movie.
I love Emma’s dress. Constance looks the best though
why does every single person in these photographs look…cheap? Gives me comfort that I no longer have to wonder how cheap something looks in H&M before buying it – designer looks are equally cheap looking!
Sadly Mindy’s looks the cheapest to me…the fabric looks like polyester with a mismatching tacky ruffle slapped on it.
Yes! They all like they bought their evening wear from a supermarket clothing line. Maybe it’s the lighting as someone suggested up thread.
That’s an awful lot of “eh, this event isn’t televised” fashion. Constance Wu looks lovely….annnnd moving on.
I see Bradley is trying for a playoff beard to change his luck. It’s interesting that the girlfriend and baby seem to have been sent back to NYC. I’m starting to think he’s a bit mad he played the game for not much acknowledgement. Come on Bradley, get out there with an interview about your STRUGGLE! It ain’t over yet!
The Oscar nominations are going to be interesting. I think we are in for some surprises….and likely not the good kind. Me, I’m going to just laugh and laugh and laugh.
I’ve never understood Emma’s style. Does she think she’s very “cool” with an IDGAF attitude? Is she the future Helena Bonham Carter? Or is she truly a fashion victim that doesn’t know any bettter and thinks she truly looks good?
I don’t get it.
Unlike Kiera Knightly and her endless tiered floral gowns, Emma doesn’t really have a “style” and probably relies too heavily on stylists.
Bradley is in a Kardashian zone at this point. He looks different everytime he appears in public. Dude, stop that. Did Emma gain some weight, her face looks fuller maybe that adds to the weirdness of the look. As for Amy, she probably just goes to all those award shows to chill and have fun. She is being nominated all the time yet she is constantly overlooked. She just seems chill which is a good attitude to have at this point.
Yeah, it looks like Bradley has been getting some work done to his face and maybe his hairline? He’s probably so exhausted from his elaborate Oscar campaign and from repeating himself on every single late night show appearance. He is on the brink of reaching over-exposure now.
I listened to the podcast and honestly after that comment of Bradley Cooper looking like Barry Manilow it’s all I see now 🤣🤣🤣
Me, too!
I think Bradley actually started getting hairplugs many years ago when his hairline was receding pretty quickly… but yeah i’m sure he gets touch ups every so often in addition to the face fillers.
Like you said its a non televised event & despite the ruffle I think Mindy looks lovely.
I don’t get how Kate Beckinsale is still somewhat popular. She’s kind of been irrelevant since the early 2000s, no?
I think so too … and while she’s always overdressed, she usually looks better than this. Maybe she was hoping to run into Pete Davidson again lolllll. The only nice dress is Linda Cardellini’s … everyone else is a frightmare.
Mindy looks like she’s trying to disguise a pregnancy!
Linda Cardellini ftw. I love her dress. Emma does look terrible. I can’t decide which is worse, her hair or her makeup. Ick.
How does it work when a celebrity agrees to wear a certain designer for an event? Or if she’s under contract with a design house? She just had to take what is given? What if she looks in the mirror and says “This is hideous! I don’t want to wear this shlock!” ??
I have NEVA seen Mindy dressed to fit her shape properly on the red carpet…and that pains me…because she is SO GORGE!!!! Though, that dressed would have been SPECTACULAR…if that hideous ruffle wasn’t on it…hitting her in ALL the wrong places…the deep color against her skin tone…is WONDERFUL…along with the silhouette…..
I actually GASPED looking at Emma Stone…
I think Mindy’s super stringy-looking extension braid isn’t helping her look, either.
Emma’s problem is that the dress and styling are mismatched, IMO. She’s too fair for that color (it needs a darker skin tone), and the styling is more punk rock than the dress requires.
Bleached blonde is my least favorite look on Emma, so I’m happy she’s moved past it…but ugh this look isn’t great. The dress color and the makeup are all wrong.
I hate orange tinted make up of any kind
Amy’s dress reminds me of Scarlett O’Hara wearing her drapes in GWTW. It has a hauntingly similar curtain fit!!!
Emma’s makeup and hair colour look a bit 90’s. Mixed with that retro grandma dress = not good.
Yikes at Emma, esp the dress. If she had gone for a black punky or witchy dress it would at least have looked intentional, if a strange choice.
Also Green Book is definitely going to win everything. It’s the “feel good” movie that old white guys need to feel better about themselves during the Trump era. SMH.
Why are all of the photos shadowy around the edges? Were they all taken by one very bad photographer, maybe?
Kate Beckinstale is such a hottie. I mean, I know she has access to all the best cosmetic doctors have to offer, but still! Give me the name of her doc, PLEASE.
Yes! I want it too! I’m 43, gimmie
Mindy’s dress is nice (love the color) but the cut is all wrong for her body type. It makes her look 10x bigger.
Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous.
Stunning.
I have been wondering for a looong time what happened to Bradleys face? He look so different and i just can’t tell what he has done. (He has done something right?) I dont remember him looking like that before i just cant put my finger on it hahah
Rumor has it that he has been getting hair plugs and fillers. Hence why his face has been looking so wonky.
Emma looks strong and fierce. Her style is always interesting. It’s the opposite of Kate B and other’s looks — which range from ‘safe’ evening wear (princess skirt! strapless column dress!) paired with ‘pretty’ makeup.
I think Constance and Linda look the best.
I think Emma’s dramatic new look is there to distract us from noticing her new full upper lips.
Also, she looks a lot like Charlotte Casighari here, no?
I thought Bradley still looked hot during the ASIB promotions. What the hell happened between November and January?!
He looks exhausted and drained from his Oscar campaign. He has been playing the game well and he’ll get many noms but he’s starting to look awful. Also, he has been getting fillers and hair plugs, so that has been making him look weird.
Emma looks fuller in the face which makes her look much younger. The whole thing looks like a Uni student going to a posh do wearing their grandmother’s 1970’s evening gown.
That is he best article Kaiser has ever written. Clown Hell. LOL.