Here are some photos of Jordyn Woods – arguably one of the most famous “ex-friends” of the year – causing a major scene at Craig’s on Friday night. Craig’s is a paparazzi/C-list celebrity hotspot in LA, and there was some kind of massive swarm when Jordyn showed up. This was one of her first big public outings since she was excommunicated from the Church of Kardashian-Jenner last month. Jordyn is in better shape – PR-wise – right now than she was in the weeks just following the kiss/hookup with Tristan Thompson. By the end of the drama,Khloe Kardashian looked foolish, and Jordyn looks like a young woman who made a mistake and owned up to it.
All that being said, I’ve been trying to figure out Jordyn’s outfit in these photos and I can’t explain it? She’s wearing pantyhose (which we can see the top of??) and velvet miniskirt (which is not flattering) and a velvet jacket which is at least one size too small. If you were going to do a victory lap pap stroll, would you choose this ensemble?? Still, I will say that Jordyn looks beautiful – she just looks so naturally pretty compared to the fake-ass Kardashian-Jenners. That’s probably the point of the victory lap too, as is this:
Jordyn Woods is reveling in her newly-heightened celebrity … drawing a gaggle of paparazzi and loving every minute of it. Kylie Jenner’s ex-bestie hit up Craig’s in WeHo Friday night, and trust us … this was all clearly to grab the most attention anyone could get in one spot. There were at least 32 photogs at the restaurant and it was all about Jordyn. She was there to celebrate her upcoming music vid with YouTube star Justin Roberts … and she looked ridiculously hot and said nothing, which says everything.
She had a “What, me worry?” look on her face as she grinned for the cameras. Some of the unanswered questions: “Do you miss Kylie? Have you moved your stuff out? Have you seen Kylie and Travis are back together? When will we see you with Kylie? Have you spoken with Khloe? Do you regret doing Red Table Talk?”
As far as her brand goes, hooking up with Tristan Thompson at any level did her nothing but good. Sure, she pissed off Khloe, Kylie and for that matter the whole Kardashian brood, but that doesn’t seem to matter to her anymore … she now has her own celebrity — not attached to Kylie — and her eyelash line — Eylure — has taken off. The Eylure line actually benefited by her tearful explanation of what went down with Tristan when she sat down with Jada Pinkett Smith on “Red Table Talk.” She cried and cried, but her lashes stayed on, and viewers noticed.
Well, TMZ is definitely on the Jordyn Woods train. They’re helping her promote her projects, like this video she made with Justin Roberts called “Way Too Much,” and her sponsorship with Eylure, which is just a false eyelash company. I was worried about Jordyn’s finances and future earnings now that she’s been excommunicated, but it looks like she’ll be fine. She’s still making deals, she’s still finding revenue streams. And there seems to be a lot of interest in her.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid.
She’s super pretty and has a lovely body, but those way-too-small clothes are so unflattering and do her no favors. I wonder if she chose her outfit based on the Kim Kardashian school of PR: doesn’t matter what they say, as long as they’re looking. And more people will look if the outfit is ill-fitting.
Too true. I spent two minutes examining her outfit while the story itself is “Jordyn went to a place, the end.”
I’m sorry but this is not a good look – the ill fitting skirt, sheer pantyhose peeking out the top, and the cheap looking shoes…messy messy messy. She looked good in that Instagram post a few days ago – what happened?
I don’t know about her finances, but this pap stroll was a fail.
I don’t know that this interest in her will last.
Of course, we all said the same thing about Kim back in the day and now look where we are. She could fade into total obscurity like Affleck’s nanny or could go on to create her own empire a la the Kardashians.
I can’t believe this was the first outfit and hairstyle she wanted to be seen with. She’s so beautiful but this is not the look.
Am I the only one who thinks she regular person pretty? Thank god she hasn’t screwed w her face. I feel like she looks like a woman in my office. (Who dresses better!) But the level of hype ab her and being a model? I just think she’s having 15 minutes of fame and that it ….fade
ITA. She’s a very pretty girl, but she looks like any of the cute temps/receptionists in my office. She’s not supermodel stunning. She just has enough money for expensive hair and makeup.
She has absolutely screwed with her face and body, same as the rest of them. The proof is readily available via google.
She’s have a beautiful face, but she need a relooking the kardashian style is absolutely not flattering to her. N/T : On this picture her face looks like Aaliyah
Terrible outfit.
Girl we are rooting for you.
Oh no Jordyn has had stuff done on her face for sure. Late last year her fans were giving her grief for closing the gap in her teeth and if you look you can see people commenting on other work she had done. In fact after the work she had last year I thought it was because she would be playing a larger role in the show but how I think it was all part of her plan to go solo.
Beautiful, sweet face and lovely figure. The fact that she can still look very appealing even in this terrible, ill-fitted outfit is pretty amazing.
Let’s see where she takes this, now that she has a lot of attention on her!
Her haircut is so pretty too.
The only one who actually became more rich and famous AFTER leaving the Kardashian Kult lol!
Doesn’t Kris have TMZ on speed dial? I’m still convinced this is all cooked up for a story line. Plugging Jordans products and creating interest for the show. Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a show for Jordan in the works.
you know how you feel when you get deeply embarrassed for someone else.
That’s exactly how i feel right now towards her for that first outfit.
Not sexy at all.
Worst outfit ever. Did she purchase this craptastic selection at WalMart?
Girl, just NOOOOO and her 15 minutes are fading.
This outfit looks like something one of my HS girlfriends would have bought from Contempo Casual in 1995 to sneak out of the house wearing w/o their folks seeing. So yeah, it’s awful. She’s naturally gorgeous, though, so she’s already winning against the Kardashians.