Within a very small community, I feel like I’m known for certain things: a love of white chocolate, a hatred of bangs, a strong dislike of orange on the red carpet, and yes, Gemini slander. I’m a Virgo. To a Virgo, every single person who falls under the Gemini sign is full-on crazy. I don’t mean to be so judgy about Geminis, but… Virgos are pretty judgmental and that’s not slander. I was reminded of this because Nicole Kidman is a Gemini and her husband Keith Urban wrote a song called “Gemini” about how she’s crazy-good in bed. This is not a joke. Nicole spoke to Kyle & Jackie O’s radio show about Keith’s song and she tried to play it off like she’s not a typical crazy Gemini.
Keith Urban’s 2018 track Gemini is an ode to the racy shenanigans that go on in his marital bed with wife Nicole Kidman. And now Australian actress Nicole, 52, has admitted she doesn’t mind being her country music singer husband’s muse.
Speaking on KIIS FM’s Kyle And Jackie O show on Monday about Keith’s risqué song, the Moulin Rouge star said: ‘I don’t sensor his art, but it is a little embarrassing.’
The Nashville’s based star’s Gemini lyrics include the confession: ‘She’s a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in the head.’
On Monday, Nicole admitted: ‘It’s better than saying “god, I’m so bored. Make an effort, Nicole!”‘
Racier still, Keith also sings in the song: ‘She’s waking to make love in the middle of the night.’ When radio co-host Kyle Sandilands asked if that element of the song was true, Nicole laughed off the question. ‘No, what?! You’re making that up, Kyle. Shut up. I’m not answering that, that’s outrageous,’ she chuckled.
I’ve sort of come around on Nicole and Keith, honestly. I never really “got” them and I still don’t understand their dynamic, quite honestly, but I just accept them. They’ve sort of blended their personalities and their looks, right? I feel like they get his-and-hers Botox, his-and-hers blonde highlights, his-and-hers coordinated fashion. And it makes sense for them and they’re happy, and so be it. But that Gemini sh-t would drive me up the wall!! (Also: Keith Urban is a Scorpio and that means every day with him is Scorpio Season.)
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Im a Gemini…I also do astrological charts. Geminis aren’t crazy. That’s Scorpio. Also Nicole is actually born on a cusp. Which means she exhibits both Gemini and Cancer traits. And in her personal life she reads more like a Cancer. Jessica Simpson is also a Cancer and remember what John Mayer famously said about her in bed??
PS- stop talking crap about Geminis Kaiser. Or I’ll have to tell you about your Virgo self! Lol.
I can vouch for Scorpios being crazy. My ex was. He was also good in bed.
Exactly. Scorpios are crazy. But they are also incredibly sexual and good at it.
So true! That’s why I put up with his crazy ass for 2 years! Dickmatized! So what about Sagittarius, Valiantly? What 3 words would you use to describe them?
Three words for Sagittarius? Adventurous, expansive and emotionally tone deaf. More than three words but you get my point. Lol.
Lol, V.V.!! Yep, that sounds like me! Thanks!.
Word about the scorpios. Drama but hot!!
I’m a Gemini and when I read that I thought, don’t crap on Gemini’s oh it’s a Virgo. They can’t help being uptight. Ha ha
Lol, I’m Cancer, moon in Virgo and ascendant in Scorpio. Am I nuts?
Yes and no. Lol. You have a TON of water in major aspects so you are probably quite emotional at times. BUT – and this is a major but – your moon being in Virgo means you probably spend a lot of time attempting to control your emotions and not let them rule you. Your Scorpio being in your rising sign means you come across as pretty intense to other people. But once they get to know you that evens out a bit. Your Cancer sun sign softens the intensity of your rising sign and brings some humanity to your moon as Virgos can come across as rather detached.
“your moon being in Virgo means you probably spend a lot of time attempting to control your emotions and not let them rule you.”
I’m constantly keeping myself in check. Like, stop crying just because you’re angry.
I’m Scorpio. I’m not crazy. Where does that come from? We do have ESP, though.
Lol. Scorpios never think they are crazy. I actually really like Scorpios. You guys are INTENSE but in the best possible way. You are the dark horses of the zodiac.
Jerusha, crazy people don’t know they are crazy. Just sayin’. Lol, kidding!
Fellow Scorpio here, arguably crazy, but definitely have ESP! I didn’t know that was a trait!
I am a Scorpio!
I’m super scorpio (stellium in the 3rd house)
We are not crazy, just intense, we feel everything so deeply. I personally cannot with Geminis, they are too flighty and fickle, lol. Definitely not a good match for me!
And yes, scorpios are very intuitive and psychic.
No such thing as a cusp. 30 years in professional astrology. There’s only degrees in each sign/house and a birthtime falls squarely on it, whether at 28° Gemini or 1° Cancer. And those variations correspond to other astro energies too complicated for this venue.
Naan what do you think of moon cusps? My friend is either last degree of Gemini or first degree of cancer moon but because of estimate birth time with a half hour diff its impossible to know which. Do you think moons can blend over adjacent signs? How could she find out which?
Naan, I’ve heard no cusps for signs BUT houses can have cusps- is that true?
If Nicole was born on summer solstice/June 21st, does that mean she’s less Gemini and more Cancer, because Gemini was on the way out?
Asking for a friend with the same birthday.
I’m just going to say that Nicole was born at the beginning of winter because she’s Australian…
Ahhh, so that’s winter solstice for her. Does birth location factor into astrology?
Yes birth location and also year as the changeover varies slightly every year. Nicole was born in Hawaii.
I live with two roommates, both Scorpios. I can vouch; they are f**king crazy. I love them both, but I’m a Taurus. I’m steady enough to balance them, but stubborn enough to not get crushed under their huge personalities. LOL.
True Scorpio here…yes, we ARE more than a bit INSANE!!! But we’re good people…and we are the MOST intuitive folks that you will EVA meet!
And the Love of my Life for 20 years has been a Taurus….which is the MOST difficult and complex coupling in astrology….and it is SO TRUE…organically…he incites my ire…and my competitive streak…and thwarts my ability to manipulate and control ON EACH AND EVERY LEVEL…………..I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the passion….MY LAWD…the passion….and it’s not even so much a sexual thing…he KEEPS ME ENGAGED…emotionally, psychologically and intellectually (the other goes without saying) and for a flakey Scorpio…that is a MUST!
Taurus and Scorpios tend to get along. Thank the heavens my husband is a Taurus… He can calm me down and tone down my crazy, and I know well enough not to push his buttons – so all is well!!! Haha
I was not much like my sign, Aquarius, but found I have many influential planets in Cancer and Pisces, including my moon and ascendant and Venus. There’s a lot besides just your sun sign. ps: I’m married to a man with his sun AND moon in Taurus (stubborn as Hell), and all my children are Virgos!!
I’m Scorpio with Scorpio ascendant and Gemini moon and Venus in libra. It sounds like I must be the devil!
Yes!! I don’t mind any other sign, but Scorpios are the most demanding and effed up people I’ve ever met. And so far I’ve met and befriended 5 Scorpios in my life. All of them different ages, different sexes, different environments. They don’t know each other or are connected at all. But all of them were hands down extremely difficult people.
Don’t get me wrong, they’re all good people, and two of them became very close friends of mine. But there’s no denying that Scorpios are the craziest sign.
As a Scorpio, I am offended LOL. Really I know there are some crazies out there, but honestly, I think it really depends on your sign. Personally I find Aquarians pretty effing annoying and grating… but I get along with Cancers and Virgos (even when they have their random emotional meltdowns lol).
Scorpios are intense and can be ticked off by things but we are loyal and have good hearts at the end of the day!
I dated a Gemini sun and moon. He was nuts! Like a drug that feels great, but ruins your health.
Not all are like that! But some are and those traits… unique to Gemini.
Valiantly youre WRONG about Sagg…my fiance is a sag and my gemini and he is LITERALLY the most thought provoking compassionate person….
im fake offended (LOL) no but really i love this comment feed and discussing astrology
I’m a Virgo and my husband is a Gemini/Cancer, let’s just say it’s never boring. As much as they frustrate me, Gemini’s are very interesting to me because they are so opposite of me. Both signs are ruled by mercury so there is a commonality.
Well considering she went through complete hell with Tom Cruise, she deserves all the happiness with someone who truly adores her. And I think Keith genuinely does. They initially hit it off with their Aussie connection, which I think is sweet. They might actually be my favorite celeb couple come to think of it.
PS- this story reminds me of when George Stephanopoulas recently interviewed his good friend Howard Stern, who basically told the world about George’s crazy sex life he has with his wife, and he was super embarrassed. Lol
Lol. Yes Virgos and Geminis are basically two sides of the same coin so I find it funny when Virgos talk crap about Geminis. Because we actually have a lot in common. We just approach those things differently.
Edit: This reply was meant for Faithmobile. Im on my iPhone. Sorry about that!
All these comments intrigued me so I did my zodiac report and I’m a virgo sun with a gemini moon. So what the hell does that mean? Also the post last week about the Pattern app sent me down a rabbit hole profiling myself and my entire family and it’s so fascinating and accurate. But that app doesn’t tell you what your sun/moon/etc are it just creates an eerily accurate profile of your life and personality and goals and how you may relate to different people in your life based on their charts.
Also, never forget the transcripts of the Cruise-Kidman phone calls where she was calling him out for being less than attentive in bed and he was apologizing for not meeting her needs. Nicole has a healthy libido.
Is it that racy to wake up in the middle of the night to sleep with your husband? I can understand not wanting your husband to share that stuff with the world but it’s not wild or crazy.
I’ll never forget how embarrassed she was on the graham norton show when he mentioned her chemistry with Alex Skarsgard. She was so mad, it made her look so guilty lol
I’m an aqua sun and I have trouble with crazy geminis too… I mean I hate/ love them, but I’m way too sturdy and fixed (lots of determined signs in my planet placements) too put up with any flakieness. Sister, uncle, ex, and my former boss all geminis, and although I love them, I hate making plans with them, they vibrate on some fairy planet where time is a loop they bend to their own will or something, and they very rarely mean what they say. Km the opposite and too blunt most if the time. Annoying! 🙂
Considering how often she discusses their sex life in interviews, I doubt she is embarrassed.
I like them, but this song was terrible! He’s done much better.
This is funny considering the story my friend told me about how she stayed at the same Caribbean resort where Keith had been staying w one of his bimbos, who had to be scurried out the back during a surprise visit from Nicole.
The caretaker of the property seems to tell everyone who comes the same story, don’t understand how this stuff stays buried (or that she doesn’t know).
The only part about this that would shock me is that his bimbos are female. I get strong closeted vibes from him.
Ok because Ive read blinds that he cheats like crazy when he tours. Usually (IRL) when couples humble brag about their wild sex lives it’s anything but and or really messy/drama.
Oh – don’t say that. I mean – they may be ridiculously ‘extra’ and frequently cringe-worthy in their public displays of affection, but I can’t help wanting the best for Nicole after what Tom Cruise put her through – as someone else says above. Plus I think she’s one of the best there is in terms of acting. If only she was secure enough to leave her face alone.
One of the best actresses of my lifetime, undoubtedly.
Geminis can be like catnip for Virgo but it always ends badly. Geminis just cannot do “being present”. Enjoy them for 3 minutes and then move on. Or, like me, just cross the street when you see them coming.
Boooo!!! Lol. What’s your sign Naan?
Lol, I’m a Gem who suffered two longer-term relationships with Virgo men. We might be like catnip to them but they were like napalm to me. Messy. So very messy. Both relationships ended with me going to great lengths to escape their controlling clutches. Never had the desire or nerve to get involved with a Scorpio…but I did marry a Cancerian 😜
Lmao. Of course Keith is a Scorpio like me. I’ve got a Virgo moon to keep me stable but uh, I still have my moments.
I love them together. Saw them in a grocery store in Tn. and they were very down to earth , sweet and seemed very natural together.
It’s not just you, Kaiser. Speaking as an Aquarius, Geminis are bsc. There’s the “two faced” Gemini stereotype for a reason, lol. DH is a Sagittarius and we work out quite well together. I can’t imagine being in a Scorpio/Gemini relationship. Yikes, that’s a lot of energy, haha.
This is funny because Aquarians and Geminis are considered “soul mate” signs. But I have found almost every Aquarian I’ve met to be annoying AF. Lol. Y’all are some real know-it-alls. But you’re quirky folks which is enjoyable.
Funny, I am a Gemini married to a Scorpio and we are pretty boring people who mostly stay home with our kiddos and pride ourselves on communication. 🤷♀️
I cannot love this couple more! I say this on every post about him, but Keith is my man!
I’m a total Sag and I’m sick of it!
Explore and embrace the rest of your chart! (Signed, fellow Texan)
Ok I don’t know how old that third pic is but Nicole should definitely keep the coloring like that. She doesn’t look overly plastic either.
Leo here married to a very judgmental Virgo!
Why are Americans so obsessed with astrology? It’s wooist nonsense. Just one of the many, many things that are so bizarre about America to the rest of the world,
I’m with you starkiller. Reading the comments I was baffled that so many people seem to actually believe in astrology.
Thank you!!!! I don’t understand how one can laugh at GOOP and call her a fraud (which she is, of course) and then talk about astrology as if it was an actual science. It’s not, it’s BS, the stars in the sky on the day you were born don’t affect your personality, many of the stars are all dead by the time their light is visible on Earth, how could something that have exploded 6000 years ago affect you?! Constellations are about as relevant in our lives as the ancient gods they were named for. But, I don’t think it’s an American-thing, though
Yep. I read it sometimes for a laugh but to think it has any real bearing on a person’s life or personality is a total joke. Thinking people match the descriptions for their sign by picking out bits that support it is nothing but confirmation bias.
Can he stop rubbing his middle-aged male heterosexuality in my face? Exhausting. 😉
Jk. They seem like a cute couple.
It’s absolutely not an “American thing”. I lived in Florence Italy for 5 years and from all the massive marble astrology wheels carved out in the center of floors (or walls) in ancient churches to believing Jesus had 12 disciples for one of each sign (the fish indicated he was a Pisces) to common matchbooks with each sign – to the vast majority of Catholics believing in astrology..I’d say they were fans. I lived in Paris 1 year also a normal table discussion. Lived in Copenhagen 7 years – they are more materialistic and intellectual but also there was lots of astrology chitchat. Lived in Dublin – same thing. So safe to say from my experiences of 13 years abroad in Europe and all around the US —it’s popular! Take what you need and leave the rest – just because you don’t believe in the stars doesn’t mean we don’t have to or it’s not a great conversation starter. It’s a thread of history that we all still have.
this gemini STAYS AWAY from Libra men…..
talk about full meltdown when not IN BALANCE with these libra dudes….. o hell naw
i literally made the same mistake 2 times with a libra both 4 years older than me, both libras both control issues…. geminis can not be control —we can CHOOSE to submit or defer in instances and life milestones or whatnot but that ultimatum or hard exert of force or will breaking will end in emotional or actual FIRE (lmao)