Is it just me or was it eerily quiet politically this weekend? Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention, and maybe it’s because I’m actively ignoring that Hunter Biden “story” which is just part of a Russian intelligence operation. But two weekends before Election Day, shouldn’t there be more news, more drama, more insanity from Donald Trump? I’m suspicious. That being said, maybe I’ve gotten used to just how f–king bonkers everything is 24-7 these days and so a “quiet weekend” for me Donald Trump flying into a state which is being crippled by the pandemic, refusing to wear a mask the entire time, and then attending a crowded church maskless. With Hope Hicks. Hm.
President Trump became part of the church-going crowd this weekend — and his presence moved a pastor to predict he’d get a 2nd win … and Trump returned the favor by telling the pastors they were rough around the edges. DT attended a service Sunday at the International Church of Las Vegas … with Pastors Paul and Denise Goulet officiated. It was quite the sight — Trump stood there awkwardly with his palms out, flanked by Hope Hicks and Kayleigh McEnany … nobody wearing masks.
Right up Donald’s alley, no doubt, but it’s what Pastor Denise ranted and raved about that actually stole the show … she says she got a sign from God at 4:30 this morning … that Trump’s getting another 4 years, but she had a funny and confusing way of explaining it. First, she said his “second win” would come in the form of a victory at the polls; next, she said he’d get another “second win” with a fresh shot of energy … like a runner near the finish line and who’s out of breath, but still manages to power through to the end.
Finally, Pastor Denise said he’d get a second “wind,” which she likened to the Holy Spirit. We believe she has a few of those “second win(d)s” mixed up, but whatever … Trump was loving it all the same. Ironically, Trump has proven of late that he can, indeed, get pretty winded.
Anyway, the couple eventually invited to him to the stage to bless him — which was just as awkward as their sermon from afar — and eventually handed him the mic to share some words, and that’s when he told the pastoral duo they were rough around the edges.
Looks like Trump went into his own pocket for a donation to ICLV Sunday, whipping out a few 20-dollar bills … and counting them up a couple times over. He eventually dropped it in the collection bucket that was going around.
After watching this video… whew. Hope Hicks is really going to be Wife #4. And Trump needs to stop awkwardly trying to “attend church” or “tithe.” It’s not believable – we all know that he thinks people of faith are chumps and losers. And we all know that the Evangelicals are ride-or-die for him regardless of his own cheating, unfaithful, nasty sh-t. Why even pretend? All of those people are going to vote for him anyway. And Trump just keeps going from superspreader event to superspreader event.
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