Lori Loughlin went checked into federal prison last Friday, not even a week ago (although it feels like it was three months ago). She checked in early, her sentence wasn’t supposed to start until mid-November, I think, but she wanted to go early with the hope that she might be released in time for Christmas. She did not go kicking and screaming, but she made sure to leak some sympathetic quotes to People Magazine about how brave and amazing she is for, like, going to prison for two months for committing tons of federal crimes. Now she’s calling her publicist from prison and Lori wants people to know that she’s a g-ddamn wreck! Girl, you’re in a low-security federal prison with TENNIS COURTS.
Lori Loughlin has been a “wreck” in lockup at a California federal prison, where she’s serving time for her role in the nationwide college cheating scandal, according to a report. The “Full House” star, 56, is apparently daunted by the just under two months she has left to serve at the Federal Correctional Institution in Dublin, US Weekly reported.
“Lori really went into prison strong, she had her faith and the support of her family, but the first few days and road ahead are daunting,” the insider said.
A second source added that the sitcom star has been a “wreck” behind bars.
“Lori tried her best to be brave and look at the end result but there was nothing that could dissipate her fears,” the source told the outlet.
“It’s only two months but she’s dreading it. Her mind keeps telling her that something will go horribly wrong in prison or that her stay could be prolonged.”
The actress surrendered on Oct. 30 to the correctional facility in Dublin, just over five hours north of her Hidden Hills mansion.
“Her mind keeps telling her that something will go horribly wrong in prison or that her stay could be prolonged.” What? This isn’t Oz! She’s not going to have to shank someone in the yard. How is it that Lori is sending out all of these melodramatic updates? My God. I mean, I’ll be fair… I don’t think any prison is a walk in the park. I’m sure every prison stay is an awful experience. But this bitch acts like she’s being chained up in Alcatraz, or like her only option is to tunnel her way out of Shawshank.
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She’s an actress, it’s called acting!
LOL
Aunt Becky is a Karen.
She a spoiled brat and it’s called acting out.
I doubt she’s acting that she hates prison or is scared to go to prison. Who wouldn’t be freaked out? I would!
She’s in a white collar prison and has the money to hire a consultant to go over in detail what to expect and what to do and not do.
Lol it’s a quote from Team America World Police, making fun of celebrities.
It’s because she has to use 1 ply toilet paper, have you no compassion?????
How can everyone be focusing on the stupid election — like, whatever — when this is happening to her? TO HER!!
Meanwhile countries are closing down due to COVID, we have a nation in turmoil and she is having a difficult time in a prison that offer guitar lessons and yoga and who knows what. See, this shows she has not learned a lesson. She could be using her time for good, but is playing the victim. Not feeling sorry for her.
Every time she opens her mouth, i find her more disgusting and irredeemable.
honestly, i am so tired of US Weekly and other publications featuring this woman’s sob story on their front page. she’s a criminal. she should be serving her sentence without fanfare and air time. F*ck her feelings at this point. she should’ve thought about that when she white – privileged her way through this entire process. sounds harsh but i’m so done with this crap these days.
I mean, the tennis courts are asphalt! ASPHALT!! Just think of how her game will suffer!! O the humanity…
Poor dear. Thoughts and prayers, Lori.
You mean the poor thing night have to eat bologna sandwiches? Doubtful if they have tennis courts. SMH
Yes, they do!
If I were going to any type of prison, even “Club Fed,” I’d be freaking out, and I have family working in the federal prison system and have toured numerous facilities so would go in about as well informed and prepared as anyone could be. Granted I wouldn’t have a hotline to US magazine and a publicist trying to generate sympathy, but even in the most “genteel” of prisons you have no privacy and from what I’ve been told, the intake process is humiliating and humbling.
So what? It’s a punishment for committing crimes. It’s *supposed* to be unpleasant.
@Samc: Agree 100%