The Trumps are gone. I skipped most of Donald Trump’s final speech, which he gave to a tiny crowd at Andrews Air Force Base, but I did hear the section about the stock market. Dude spent four f–king years treating the stock market like it was the only part of the economy worth mentioning. I don’t think he even understood the rest of the economy. Below, I’m including the full video of the Trumps’ exiting the White House, arriving at Andrews and Trump making his little struggle speech. At one point, he threatened the American public with “we will be back in some form.” He ended it with “Have a good life, we’ll see you soon.” What a giant fascist baby.
Some of his final acts: the pardons, not reading the speech his staffers prepared for him so he could “wing it” in his final hours, and… possibly dictating a note to Joe Biden. Apparently, Trump followed the normal presidential protocol, which is when the outgoing dude leaves a note on the Resolute Desk for the incoming dude. We also heard that Melania Trump left thank-you notes to White House residence staffers, only she didn’t write those notes herself. She had her staff type up some notes and Melania just signed them. Probably not even that. Both Melania and Donald Trump have left the White House under a cloud of historic unpopularity.
After all, Trump did leave Biden a note, a White House official confirms.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 20, 2021
There are a lot of funny/banging tweets, so enjoy:
It’s a new day in America.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 20, 2021
This man's whole life is in shambles because he got mad at Seth Meyers and Barack Obama roasting him. Could've just been grifting in peace for the rest of his life. Whole family hated. Ruined his teen son's life. Just incredible.
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot's Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
— Russ Fischer (@russfischer) January 20, 2021
— Bill Weir (@BillWeirCNN) January 20, 2021
He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! pic.twitter.com/G8gObLhsz9
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) January 20, 2021
The Village People have repeatedly asked Donald Trump to stop playing "YMCA" at his events: https://t.co/oBa3qGJqL7 https://t.co/eArMEZYs33
— Consequence of Sound (@consequence) January 20, 2021
The failsons look like they’re crying here
pic.twitter.com/2aL9kv1Zz4— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) January 20, 2021
Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time. pic.twitter.com/LXzxGnBAfz
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 20, 2021
So excited to call these two wonderful people “Mr. President” and “Dr. Biden.” pic.twitter.com/m4Ed9gJDRp
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) January 20, 2021
the whole family standing there and only the kids wearing masks kind of sums it up https://t.co/YUZJpCr21B
— Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) January 20, 2021
Oakland's own. pic.twitter.com/j5dTtU1n2i
— Golden State Warriors (@warriors) January 20, 2021
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.
Hell. I hope not.
Good riddance! I’m not american so I’m not sure how it works, but will this man get a presidential library?? I’m almost fascinated by how this could happen and what would even be in there – also, a bit annoyed the american tax payers would have to finance it? Or is it privately funded via donations?
Presidential libraries are privately funded. He is currently trying to raise 2 billion for his.
Damn, he’ll actually manage to create his fascist museum then. I can only shiver thinking about the type of crowd this would attract…
This is one of my worry now that he’s not President anymore: that he’ll manage to somehow stay relevant and keeps polluting the debate by becoming the main spoke person for Fascist America Inc.
I wouldn’t worry too much. He will raise the money and skim most of it for himself.
Printouts of tweets? Blank signed pieces of paper? Really, what could his library actually contain?
Empty KFC buckets and bottles of his hair dye?
I am sure it will be the complete complete collection of Dr. Seuss and other primary grade favorites like: Fat Cat Sat on a Mat or Captain Underpants. Books that are on par for his vocabulary and intellect.
rigged slot machines.
@ Seraphina – I don’t know, full sentences actually sounds above his reading level (man – camera … etc )
From what I understand there are rules that they have to comply with. I was recently reading that there were unflattering things that Clinton wanted to leave out of his library, but he wasn’t allowed to omit the documents, the library has to include everything. So, to the extent that the Trump administration hasn’t already destroyed documents, it will all be in his library, including all the scandals, impeachments, and everything else that will not age well. It’s not just to honor the President, but also to preserve and give a complete picture of their presidency.
And the documents and items are controlled by the National Archives.
It’s a lovely sight.
God willing, the next one will be most of the people pictured in a court room, followed by a jail cell.
Exactly this!
If I ever see him again, I hope he is wearing handcuffs. Otherwise, I don’t want to look at his orange face. Ever.
also, did he have work done? is that why no one’s seen him in so long? i didn’t (and won’t) watch the video, but that first pic up there makes him look like jimmy carter or something. and is this the last fauxlania sighting?
what a collection of total garbage people.
That first picture doesn’t even look like him to me. Looks… weird. Like a cartoon Trump.
He’d be lucky to look like Jimmy Carter!
He looks haggard. I imagine that the weeks since January 6 and the coup attempt have been pretty hard on him. I don’t believe for one moment that he feels any remorse for his part in inciting the mob. But I do think that he’s in despair that the riot has permanently tarnished his reputation and his brand. His businesses are floundering, his sponsors and toadies have deserted him, and the tiny crowds on the White House lawn and Andrews AFB awaiting his departure have just proved to him that his adherents are now looking for someone or something else to entertain and comfort them. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy …
Not if we see his petty, disgusting ass first!
SDNY: Yes we will, Donald.
LOL
You can’t convince me that the top photo is the real DJT or Melania
Yes, his face in that one does look super weird.
First thing I saidummm who dat
Probably what a face looks like after three months of sobbing about losing an election.
The one photo of “Melania” smiling–it looks like Gida deLaurentis’ jawline.
See you next never, lil Nazi boy.
I listened to Trump’s departing speech. He made it sound like if the Biden administration were to be successful it would be because of all the things that he (Trump) had implemented. And if things go pear-shaped – well that will be Biden’s fault because he reserved all of the fabulous things that Trump did – of course this was all said to the cheering crowds.
I hope we never have to see his face or hear that horrific voice ever again.
Yo, where’s Barron?
They said on NBC that Barron was already on AF1.
The one thing they did right was keeping that child out of the picture.
@SNUFFLES
Somewhere with the real Melania
Yep! That’s definitely Fauxlania.
I’m sure they’ve been in Florida for over a month now.
Is Melania trying to channel Jackie-O with that style of jacket? Implying political dynasty, etc?
Loving the tweets, I’ve been waiting for these all day.
She’s bookending her inaugural outfit. It’s almost identical except it’s black.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out asshole.
He could not resist calling COVID the China virus one last time. What an absolute tool.
Come on, SDNY!
I don’t understand why he finds it so difficult to say COVID. It’s two syllables!
It’s not that he finds it difficult to pronounce, it’s that he blames his own ineptness in controlling the virus on China. Yes, China was deliberately slow out of the gate in announcing it, but the lack of attention and funding to bring it under control in the US is 100% Trump’s fault. Closing in on half a million deaths and he still won’t admit he f*cked up, that it’s ALL China’s fault.
He looked like hell this morning. Overbronzed and puffy eyed. He was up all night pardoning scum like Bannon.
Have a good life? Lol…is this f–ker really thinking of fleeing the country? I hope someone is watching his travel plans.
Unpopular opinion I’m sure, but I love Melania’s coat.
Donnie’s threat to be back “in some form” just made me think of the ending of Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly:’ Jeff Goldblum goes into the transporter again to try to reverse the process, only to emerge as an even more horrifying, screeching monster.
Most of the Trump administration would have been improved by having bug DNA spliced into them, though.
Swack and Julia: it’s another grift. He’ll collect his two billion and pocket it. Same thing he pardoned Bannon for (because it’s not wrong if he or his friends do it). Also, is Trump doing the white power fist? Because it looks like the same gesture that asshat Hawley made to the rioting mob Jan. 6. I’ve never seen Melania look happier (if that is Melania). I just love Barack Obama’s pic and message. Will always love him. So blessed happy President Biden and Vice President Harris are in office.
Jessie, you intrigue me. What’s wrong with the pics that you think it’s not them? And where do you think they are instead? Because with these fuckers, you could very well be right. It’s only our failure of imagination never to be able to plumb the depths of their infinite soullessness.
I see Melanie had her $70,000 Borken bag slung over her arm, she makes me want to puke
Of course he insisted on a 21 gun salute. So stupid. No one wants a 21 gun salute because you have to die to get one. Biden got fireworks!!! So there!!
Yes, we’ll see him again, and again, and again in civil court.