Donald Trump waddled into a Mar-a-Lago wedding, grabbed the mic & ranted

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Donald Trump has spent the past ten weeks hiding out at Mar-a-Lago for the most part. I’ve heard stories about how the golf club/hotel is actually struggling financially, like most of Trump’s properties at this point. Since Trump doesn’t have a Twitter account anymore, it’s like he stores up all of his sh-t takes for the brief moments he’s allowed around people. As it turns out, Mar-a-Lago is still booking weddings. How much of a MAGA loser do you have to be to book your wedding at Mar-a-Lago in the middle of a pandemic? Damn. So there was a wedding over the weekend and Donald Trump stumbled in, grabbed the mic and toasted the happy couple with a rant about the election, Iran, China and the border. Someone handed the video over to TMZ, and someone at the Daily Beast actually transcribed the whole damn thing:

“Y’know, I just got, I turned off the news, I get all these flash reports, and they’re telling me about the border, they’re telling me about China, they’re telling me about Iran—how’re we doing with Iran, howdya like that? Boy, they were ready to make a deal, they woulda done anything, they woulda done anything, and this guy goes and drops the sanctions and then he says, ‘We’d love to negotiate now,’ [and Iran says], ‘We’re not dealing with the United States at all,’ oh, well, they don’t want to deal with us… And China, the same thing, they never treated us that way, right? You saw what happened a few days ago, was terrible, and uh, the border is not good, the border is the worst anybody’s ever seen it, and what you see now, multiply it times 10, Jim—he’s the only one I know who would handle the border tougher than me. We have to, and the tough is… in the most humanitarian way, because that’s what it is. What’s happening to the kids, they’re living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, there’s never been anything like what’s, and you’re gonna have hundreds, and you have it now, they have the airplane photos, the shocks, and they call ’em shocks, and these things are showing thousands and thousands of people coming up from South America and it’s gonna be, it’s just uh, look, it’s a disaster. It’s a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint, and it’s gonna destroy the country, and frankly, the country can’t afford it because you’re talking about massive, just incredibly massive amounts. Our school systems, our hospital systems, everything.”

“So it’s a rough thing, and I just say, ‘Do you miss me yet?’ We did get 75 million votes, nobody’s ever gotten that. They said, ‘Get 66 million votes, sir, and the election’s over.’ We got 75 million and they said… but you know, you saw what happened, 10:30 in the evening, all of a sudden I said, ‘That’s a strange thing, why are they closing up certain places, right?’ Now, a lot of things happening right now, I just wanted to say, it’s an honor to be here, it’s an honor to have you at Mar-a-Lago, you are a great and beautiful couple.”

[From The Daily Beast]

So that answers that. Yes, if you are MAGA, you can not only book Mar-a-Lago for your wedding, but you can also book some in-house entertainment in the form of a deranged traitor, and he’ll perform his greatest hits for your wedding party. I mean, there are layers of embarrassment here. Can you imagine choosing to attend a wedding at Mar-a-Lago, and then this douche waddles onto the dance floor and starts spewing all of this nonsense? And then… one of the wedding guests sold the video to TMZ. Whew. A whole mess.

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  1. girl_ninja says:

    Ahh haa…waddled.

  2. local russian hill says:

    shocking no one trump acts like an absolute ‘‘insert expletive here’. he’s the head joker and mar e lago is his lame joke.

  3. Tiffany says:

    How is this clown still using that place as a residence when his agreement with the city stated he could not be there more than 21 days?

    And for anyone who books a wedding there, may you get everything you deserve.

    • Traveler says:

      I think it has something to do with employees being allowed to live there so they, of course, wrangled together some sort of lie for him to be considered an employee. Nothing new, just a scammer scamming.

      I couldn’t agree more with your thoughts regarding the wedding. Only the awful want anything to do with this craven lunatic.

      • Tiffany says:

        That very well could explain why he is making all these floor greeter appearances. Have to justify it.

  4. The really pathetic thing is he didn’t JUST waddle on, he dressed up in a tux for his ‘surprise’ drive by. Obviously he is desperate for attention any way he can get it. And the rambling, totally incoherent speech…….. well he was preaching to his crowd. I agree with KAISER, whomever books a wedding reception in Trumpville during a pandemic deserves to be entertained by the venue’s in-house comedian.

  5. ArtHistorian says:

    How pathetically desperate. He most definitely feels his lack of access to Twitter deeply if he feels like he has to crash a stranger’s weddings to spout his nonsense.

  6. line says:

    So pathetic! He is so desperate that he must certainly be holding the people of Mar-a-Lago hostage for his heinous lies.

  7. VS says:

    when I think we, as a nation, passed over HRC to vote for this clown……what a shame! sometimes I cannot believe this idiot & liar was ever elected president of the USA….if only I can forget 2015-2020

    I detest him to a level I cannot even explain! the disaster he has created in the US will take years to fix; one thing he has exposed is how the election of President Obama revealed all the racist sentiments so many in the US still hold and will probably continue to

    His Big Lie is now causing the GOP & their minions to enact laws to fix “problems” that didn’t exist….

    • escondista says:

      same. We could have had HRC and I think of her often. I mean she kind of gets the last laugh but we sure don’t. It should have been her.

      • iconoclast59 says:

        G-d know Hillary’s not perfect, but everything she said about Trump during the campaign turned out to be true. As far as I’m concerned, she gets to say, “I TOLD you so!” as many times as she wants to, in perpetuity.

        I Was With Her, I Am With Her, and I Will Be With Her. Always.

  8. (The OG) Jan90067 says:

    “What’s happening to the kids, they’re living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, there’s never been anything like what’s…” THIS IS WHAT HE AND HIS AMORAL, SOULLESS, XENOPHOBIC, RACIST ADMIN. CREATED!!!

    *deep breath*… sorry for shouting. This bloated, orange, piece of stinking garbage just still infuriates me!

  9. escondista says:

    Anybody who actually wants a wedding there will be THRILLED for his inane ranting.

  10. Lionel says:

    To add to Kaiser’s point, anyone dumb enough to think Maralago is a dandy wedding venue is probably also dumb enough to think Trump is an excellent orator. They probably considered his crashing an honor. 🤮

  11. Ann says:

    I have no doubt this was a requested and scheduled “drop by” in return for a donation to his grifter PAC. The party needed a clown so it hired one.

  12. Amelie says:

    My stress levels have gone down so much since we no longer see 45 gracing our televisions and social media feeds day in and day out. Sure, you have all the sore MAGAs still on social media railing but I can block and ignore them (plus most of them seem to be bots). I barely pay attention to Biden. And that’s not meant in a bad way. I know he’s working hard and getting stuff done–such as promising all Americans access to the vaccine 16 and up starting May 1st. Under Trump, Lord knows how long we would all still be waiting for it.

    And since he’s muzzled on social media, Biden can do his own thing in peace and we don’t have a constant commentary from the sore loser. Biden has his own detractors among politicians of course but none of them are as brash or as incoherent as Trump. You know it eats at him and he’s stewing that he no longer gets attention after 4 years of constant news cycles in which he dominated the headlines. I won’t be surprised if in a few years we hear Trump is in a nursing home. He hasn’t made sense for years but I think his decline will be more rapid since he no longer has the presidency to distract him.

    • Sandra says:

      His vile kids will do what he did with his senile dad. Let him get dressed for work and let him go to an office, thinking he’s still working. Or that he’s still POTUS.

      • booboocita says:

        IKR? They’ll probably hire some poor schmuck to wear a suit and sunglasses and follow him around with a briefcase that contains the “nuclear codes.” Of course, the codes will be a printout of the McDonald’s menu, but he won’t know the difference.

      • whatever says:

        I don’t know. If there’s one thing I’m damned sure that he knows, it’s the McDonald’s menu.

      • Golly Gee says:

        @booboocita & @whatever — LOLOLOL!!!

    • Tiffany :) says:

      My stress level has gone down so much since he left office. I am surprised at what a dramatic change it is. Not having to hear his voice has been such a relief! Boring press conferences where Biden and Psaki just get all wonky on policy is such a beautiful thing and I am so grateful for the competency.

  13. Sean says:

    You don’t understand! I could’ve had class. I could’ve been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.

  14. Jayna says:

    I was on my iPhone watching it, but I kept watching the band, wondering if any of them wanted to walk off in disgust. The drummer appears to black (on my iPhone small screen). If so, he’s in a room full of Trump lovers. Having to listen to Trump and his horrible shtick about the election being stolen (i.e. black people voting illegally, changing votes, etc.) and having to watch all of those Trump lovers clapping for Trump is really working far too hard for his money that night. He didn’t make enough for that kind of crap. He deserves a Go Fund Me for having to put up with that to give him the pay he deserves for that night.

  15. Rapunzel says:

    This is almost as embarrassing as his recent press release which simply read, “Where’s Durham? Is he a living, breathing human being? Will there ever be a Durham report?”

    This man is more pathetic by the day.

  16. Leslie says:

    I really love that he has no power now. No social media. I’m cackling at the pathetic old man he always was. I’m so glad he’s no longer president. My mental health has improved dramatically.

  17. lucylee says:


  18. Amy Bee says:

    Shouldn’t he be planning his Presidential Library?

  19. Sandra says:

    If you’re booking your wedding at Mar-A-Slago, I assume you’re already a MAGAt or have no issues with them. But did this couple want him to do a typical crazy Trump rant? Did they invite him in just to give a quick “congrats” (in which case, they’re idiots if they thought he’d limit it to that). Or did he really just crash it and insist on ranting in the middle of someone’s freaking wedding reception? This crazy old resident racist lunatic just meandering around his resort and pulling sh*t like this. So many questions.

    • booboocita says:

      Years from now, if they’re still together, will this couple watch their wedding reception video and think, “Man oh man, I can’t believe we ever supported that lunatic, let alone let him speak at our reception. Cousin George still isn’t speaking to us.”

  20. equality says:

    Kudos to the guest who sold the video to TMZ. I wouldn’t have thought of that.

  21. Trish B says:


  22. Sunnydaze says:

    I know he doesn’t drink but….wow. how does he always sound drunk? All I hear is my racist uncle slurring through an incoherent rant while whisky spills over the side of some $500 glass (I’m exaggerating, maybe? He’s the kind of person who would pay $500 just so he could brag about it. Guess who he voted for 🤦‍♀️)

    • Sandra says:

      He has an Adderall addiction. He might also take downers to counter the effects of that.

    • Emily_C says:

      He does always sound drunk. It’s weird to me that this hasn’t been talked about more. He’s either always on something or he has brain damage, or both.

  23. Stephanie says:

    God bless the person who had to transcribe this – I couldn’t have sat through any of it.

  24. Liz version 700 says:

    You guys, Blaire Earskine does such funny parodies of the ladies of the GQP and she did a lovely skit about Trump crashing the wedding lol

  25. An says:

    Trump cannot even complete a sentence, yet the right wing media portrays Biden to have cognitive dysfunction.

    I guess when you get banned from Twitter, you go out seeking weddings to hijack to vent like a loon.

  26. Ferdinand says:

    I mean, I’d feel bad for the groom and bride but then again, they’re probably MAGAS and that’s why they chose Trump’s facilities to have their wedding in the first place.
    So, I bet they were ecstatic about the fact the “real” president spoke on their wedding.

  27. Valerie says:

    lmao, pathetic. Unfortunately, since these people DID pick their venue based on who owned it, they see his surprise visit as the ultimate honour. You can’t embarrass these people because they are shameless.

  28. Midge says:

    So you’re telling me trump is playing weddings and bar mitzvahs now? Steep fall.