Angelina Jolie went to Diplo’s backyard BBQ and now people think they’re banging

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Many of you know that I have a “thing” for Diplo. It’s not even that I like his personality or anything, and I’m sure he’s pretty scummy to women, which definitely kills my lady-boner. But yeah, I’m attracted to him. I don’t want to speak to him or hang out with him or share feelings with him. I just want to bang him and leave and never tell anyone. Is my girl Angelina Jolie the same way? Does she also have a thing for dirtbag douchebags? Lord, Angie, I hope not. DeuxMoi posted this screen-cap from Diplo’s IG Stories, where it definitely looks like Angelina and Diplo were at the same backyard BBQ:

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The look on her face, you guys. That’s a face that says “why am I here again?” That’s not the face of someone who is willingly hanging out with Diplo because they’re banging. Even though the idea of Angelina & Diplo enjoying a quickie one sultry spring night is fun, I doubt it. I just… hope not. But even if she did, she’s like me – she would never tell a soul.

Apparently Diplo and Jolie are neighbors or something? And maybe her kids are into Diplo? Eh. Also: he name-checked her in 2013!!

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Photos courtesy of Diplo’s Instagram & Avalon Red.

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  1. Chaine says:

    Yuck! I hope not! But let’s face it, she’s not got the greatest track record in picking men so…

    • Madelaine says:

      Yeah but he’s got that Billy Bob Thornton country vibe in a much handsomer version. If I were her, I wouldn’t hesitate to have a good merry-go-round session with him. I mean he is utterly bangable and sometimes the body simply needs to exhale.

    • Eleonor says:

      Johnny Lee Miller was the best!

  2. Dena Landon says:

    Eh / hit it and quit it, lose his number. It’s been a looong lockdown.

  3. livealot says:

    i saw him at a party and thought he was hot before i learned who he was so yea. completely understandable. plus i find his ig captions kinda charming.

  4. Nicole says:

    The douchevibes are strong with this one.

  5. robin says:

    he’s lame for posting that without her consent (i’m guessing she didn’t consent)

  6. Noki says:

    Looking at all of Angies exes she clearly has NO TYPE so i think she would give anything a shot.

  7. Lola says:

    Ewwww he is SO unattractive and looks like he smells. Different strokes for different folks though and Angelina has always been into fugly men.

    • chimes@midnight says:

      I will give you Billy Bob Thornton not being considered conventionally attractive, but Jonny Lee Miller is gorgeous and has the eyes of a soulful panda bear.

    • GrilledCorn says:

      I can’t believe she dated Timothy Hutton years back! He’s so dull looking!

  8. Midge says:

    I’m old enough to know how unsatisfying sex is with self absorbed douchebags #nothanks

  9. paranormalgirl says:

    That’s the face of a man already in a deep relationship… with himself.

  10. Kebbie says:

    Was he hosting this bbq? If not, I think the most likely answer is they were invited to the same get together and he took a photo on the sly and posted it on the internet so people would think they were friends.

    You don’t post or take a photo like that if you’re getting to sleep with the person lol

    • sunhine says:

      no he wasn’t. people on twitter found out that felipe werdum was hosting. he boxes/does jitsu. He trained diplo so I imagine the party was full of his clients

  11. Mina_Esq says:

    I wish I could say “she would never!”, but our girl was married to Billy-Bob at one time *shudder* But hey, if she is getting some someplace, good on her.

  12. Myra says:

    I’m choosing to believe she just graciously accepted a bbq invite because girl, no. If she did hit it, let’s just blame it on the lockdown.

  13. ChloeCat says:

    I feel the same way about Jon Hamm but I’d repeatedly hit it & I’d tell all my girlfriends.

    • Ann says:

      Is he a dirtbag? Ugh. I love him as Don Draper and he’s very funny on SNL. Why are they always dirtbags?

  14. Lily P says:

    The fact he posted a clickbaity photo of her at a BBQ most likely without her knowledge basically confirms to me this ain’t true.

  15. Lily says:

    1. It wasn’t his barbecue. They both know the man who threw the barbecue.
    2. And if it’s not obvious with him sneak taking a picture like some stalker, there’s obviously nothing going on, they don’t even know each other.

  16. MaryJo says:

    Are you sure this is Angelina?

  17. sunhine says:

    you know you’re an A-lister when other celebrities are taking sly pictures of you lol. here’s to hoping that felipe, the dojo owner, gets some free promo out of this!

    My son’s dojo was hit hard because of the pandemic.

  18. lucy2 says:

    I find him extremely unattractive in many ways. Aside from her first husband, she doesn’t seem to have a very good picker though, so I could see it. But I don’t think that’s what happened.

    So…everyone’s cool having big neighborhood parties, hanging out in LA without masks?

  19. L4frimaire says:

    He’s is scuzzy sexy , and would not judge if Angelina had a fling with him. Don’t know what he’s like as a person but she doesn’t seem his type.
    Honestly, I think it would be kinda cool if they hung out platonically, but think their lifestyles are totally incompatible.

  20. SM says:

    Ew. He looks like he smells and is a douch. So no. I would never.

  21. Mireille says:

    It was outdoor barbeque, but not in anyone’s backyard and not Diplo’s party. I read it was at a park. Someone obviously took a photo of her on the sly. She’s not banging him, no more than she was banging Ellen Pompeo when they went out to lunch, no more than she’s banging the realtor who helped her with landing her house after the split with Brad.

  22. Louise177 says:

    I’m baffled why people are assuming they are dating just because they went to the same party. Both could have been there with other people. Besides people who are dating don’t usually sneak photos.

  23. Tiffany :) says:

    I just watched the Queen’s Gambit, and Diplo’s face looks like the guy who played Benny Watts. Bodies are totally different, though. ;)

  24. WithTheAmerican says:

    He makes me want to puke. He looks greasy, dirty and like he just finished a warm beer from last night.

  25. LOL says:

    No they’re not dating and it’s very obvious and very clear by the photo he took he took it on a sly without her knowledge.. then afterwards he had to take it down.

  26. GrilledCorn says:

    I hope she gets with someone edgy and interesting; she’s gotten so serious and heavy. Saw bits of Girl, Interrupted the other day and her energy was fabulous (can see why she won the Oscar). She needs to get that groove back.

    • urfav says:

      Agreed! She’s gotten so serious I miss the old Angelina yes she’s a mom to 6 now but so what? I don’t want her dating this guy but if she’s having fun then good for her she deserves. Diplo is most def her type btw

  27. Sarcasm101 says:

    I’ve heard he’s not nice to women. I’ve never read anything good about him. Her business is just that, hers.

  28. esso says:

    let’s not forget that Diplo had/has an underage black girl living with him in his house…..there was a whole lot of drama about that earlier this year

  29. Hmn says:

    Let’s not forget brad did the same . He loves underage children.

    Someone above asked about the no mask wearing. Yea that’s what we doing here in California … getting back to normal

  30. Nastou says:

    I’d bang him to, with no shame
    But I’m socially distanced from mens since more than a year
    I’m 30
    I think I’ve made my point